Friday, October 29, 2010

Romantic Shayari



Zindagi ki raah mein aage chalte jana har pal,
Mur ke na dekh beete hue pal
Jo nahin tha tera tujhe nahin mila,
Jo milgaya uske sath guzaar apna har pal
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Hum iss qadar tumpe mar mittege
Tum jahan dekhoge hum hi tumhe dikhege
Rakhna har pal iss dil mein hamari yaad
Hamare baad hamare pyar ki daastaan duniya vaale likhege
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Dil se tera Khayal na jaaye to main kya karoon??
Tu hi bata tu yaad bahot aaye to main kya karoo?
Hasrat ye hain ke ek nazar dekhloon tuzhko...
Magar Qismat wo lamha na laaye to main Kya karoo???
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Aashiq hai tere sadiyo se hum....
itni mohabbat kisne ki hai sanam....
hadd se ziyada chaaha hai tumko humne....
maange tu jaan vi toh piche hatege na kabhi mere kadam....!!!!
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Meri deewangi ki koi hadd nahin
teri soorat ke siva kuch yaad nahin
mein hu phool tere gulshan ka
tere siva mujh pe kisi ka haq nahin
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Teri aashiqui mein har had se guzar jayege
tu jitna bhulegi utna tujhe yaad aayege
dekh lena meri maut ke baad ae jaan-e-mann
tu bulayegi hum kabar chodke aayege
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Aye khat ja unke haathon ko chum le
Jab voh padhe to unke hothon ko chum le
Khuda na kare voh phade bhi dale
To girte girte unke kadmo ko chumle
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Iss ajab daur mein aashiq bhi ajeeb hote hai
ek din dost dusre din rakeeb hote hai
iss liye toh mene mohabbat nahin ki hai
mohabbat mein toh sirf dukh naseeb hote hai
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Jab se dekha hai teri aankhon mein jhank kar
koi bhi aaina acha nahin lagta
teri mohabbat mein aise hue hai deewane
tumhe koi aur dekhe toh acha nahin lagta
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Masti ko muhabbat me fanaaa koun karega ..??
yeh farz mere sewa adaa koun karee ga ...???
Haathoo ki lakiroun ko zaraa dekh najomi......
yeh dekh mere saath wafa koun karee ga?????
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Dilon mein aarzu ke diye jalte rahenge
aakhon se aansu nikalte rahenge
aap shamaa bankar dil mein roshani toh karo
hum to mom bankar pighalte rahenge
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Apni nazar me meri nigaah phir kyon dhoondhte ho..
Apni tanhai me meri kami kyon mehsoos karte ho..
Apne ahsaason me meri chhuuan kyon talashtey ho..
Apne lafzon se aksar yeh faasley kyon taye karte ho
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Mohabato mein jeene wale kush nasib hai.
Mohabato mein marne wale bhi ajeeb hai.
Azeem hai hamari dastan JAANEMAN,
Faaslo par rehte hai phir hi Dil ke qareeb hai.
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Khwabon mein aate ho TUM
yaadon mein aate ho TUM
jahan mein jau jahan mein dekhu
mujhe nazar aate ho TUM
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Aankhon me rahne walo ko yaad nahi karte,
Dil me rehne walo ki baat nahi karte,
Hamari to ruh me bus gaye hain aap,
Tabhi to hum milne ki fariyaad nahi karte
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Kuch nasha teri baat ka hai
Kuch nasha dhimi barsaat ka hai
Hum to kabse nashe me dub jaane ko tayyar hai
Intezar to sirf aapki mulakat ka hai
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Kitne pyar unhe karte hai..aaj hamein maloom hua
Roz intezaar kyun karte hai..aaj hamein maloom hua
Na chaah kar bhi dil kyun dukhaay unka
Itna kyun aazmaate hai unko..aaj hamein maloom hua
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Mulakat maut ki mehman ban gayi hai
Nazar ki duniya veeran ban gayi hai
Meri sans bhi ab meri nahi rahi
Ye zindagi aapki mohabbat par kurban ho gayi hai
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teri mohabbat pe sakh kar ke..
humne aapne aapko kamzor sabit kya hai...
maf karde hume is kahta pe..
aakhir tere judai hi iska karan hai...
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Duriyon ki na parwa kijiye
Dil jabhi pukare bula lijiye
Hum zyada dur nahi aapse
Bus apni aankho ko palko se mila lijiye!!
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Sapno se dil lagane ki aadat nahi rahi,
har waqt muskurane ki aadat nahi rahi,
ye soch ke ki koi manaane nahi aayega,
ab hume rooth jaane ki aadat nahi rahi
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kab unki palko se izhar hoga,
dil ke kisi kone me hamare liye bhi pyaar hoga,
gujar rahi hai raate unki yaado me
kabhi to unko hamara intezar hoga,?
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Aankho me armaan diya karte hai,
hum sabki neend churaliya karte hai,
jab jab aap ki palke jhapkegi to
samajh lena hum aapko yaad kiya karte hai
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wo na aaye unki yaad aakar wafa kar gayi.
unse milne ki tamanna sukoon tabah kar gayi,
aahat hui socha asar duaa kar gayi,
darwaja khola to dekha majak humse hava kar gayi
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Tere intezar me palke bichhaye baithe hai.
wo ayege isiliye ummid jagaye baithe hai.
na todna kabhi milne ka wada
ki hum ab to apni jaan ki bazi lagaye baithe hai
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bhulana aapko na asaan hoga.
bhule jo aapko wo naadaan hoga,
aap baste ho dil me hamare,
aap hame na bhule ye aapka ehsaan hoga

Some very Good and Very bad things

The most destructive habit.........................Worry

The greatest Joy...................................................Giving

The greatest loss...............................Loss of self-respect

The most satisfying work........................Helping others

The ugliest personality trait..........................Selfishness

The most endangered species..........Dedicated leaders

Our greatest natural resource....................Our youth

The greatest 'shot in the arm'.............Encouragement

The greatest problem to overcome.....................Fear

The most effective sleeping pill.............Peace of mind

The most crippling failure disease................Excuses

The most powerful force in life..........................Love

The most dangerous pariah.....................A gossiper

The world's most incredible computer.......The brain

The worst thing to be without....................Hope

The deadliest weapon.........................The tongue

The two most power-filled words..............'I Can'

The greatest asset........................................Faith

The most worthless emotion...................Self-pity

The most beautiful attire.......................SMILE!

The most prized possession....................Integrity

The most powerful channel of communication.......Prayer

The most contagious spirit..................Enthusiasm

The most important thing in life..................GOD THE ALMIGHTY.

Balance Sheet Of Life

Our Birth is our Opening Balance!

Our Death is our Closing Balance!

Our Prejudiced Views are our Liabilities.

Our Creative Ideas are our Assets.

Heart is our Current Asset.

Soul is our Fixed Asset.

Brain is our Fixed Deposit.

Thinking is our Current Account.

Achievements are our Capital.

Character & Morals, our Stock-in-Trade.

Friends are our General Reserves.

Values & Behaviour are our Goodwill.

Love is our Dividend.

Children are our Bonus Issues..

Education is Brands / Patents.

Knowledge is our Investment.

Experience is our Premium Account.

The Aim is to Tally the Balance Sheet Accurately.

The Goal is to get the Best Presented Accounts Award.

Friday, October 22, 2010

Silence is...




Silence is an absence
Silence is profound
Silence is a conversation
Being had without sound
Silence is an _ex-pression



One that cannot be heard
Silence cannot be spoken
Although it is a word
Silence is a presence
Of great nothingness



Silence can be something
And yet cease to exist
Silence can fill a room
And have no mass at all
Silence cannot be dropped, yet it can fall



Silence is a mystery
That will forever go unsolved
Silence is how every sound can swiftly be dissolved
Silence is the sound of rest
The only sound that can sound best



While other sounds can cause great pain
Silence is not the sound to blame
For Silence is what silence is
Something that is nothing
Nothing that exists

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Tab Tak Pyaar Se Pyaar Mat Kar





Kaise Kahoon Apna Bana Lo Mujhe

Bahon Mein Apni Sama Lo Mujhe

Bin Tumhare Ek Pal Bhi Ab Kat-Ta Nahi

Tum Aa Kar Mujhi Se Chura Lo Mujhe

Zindagi To Wo Hai Sang Tumhare Jo Guzre

Duniya Ke Gamo Se Ab Chuda Lo Mujhe

Ye Kaisa Nasha Hai Jo Behka Raha Hai

Tumhara Hoon Main To Sambhalo Mujhe

Na Jane Phir Kaise Guzre Gi Zindagi

Agar Apne Dil Se Kabhi Tum Nikalo Mujhe !!







Tab Tak Pyaar Se Pyaar Mat Kar

Jab Tak Pyar Aap Se Pyaar Na Kare

Aur Agar Pyaar Aap Se Pyaar Kare To

Usse Aisa Pyaar Karo Ki Pyaar Kisi Aur Se Pyaar Na Kare !!







Har Khushi Khushi Mange Aapse..

Zindagi Zinda Dili Mange Aapse..

Ujala Hi Ujala Ho Mukaddar Me Aapake..

Itna Ki Suraj Bhi Roshni Mange Aapse.!!







Pani Ka Ek Katra Aankh Se Gira Abhi Abhi.

Kya Apne Mujhko Yaad Kiya Abhi Abhi.

Aap Se Mile Hue Din Gujar Gaye.

Magar Yu Laga Aap Mujhse Mil Ke Gaye Abhi Abhi !!





Na To Yaado Ko Yaad Rakhte Hain..

Na Hi Sapno Ko Saath Rakhte Hain...

Hum To Bus Usko Yaad Rakhte Hain..

Jo Hame Dil Ke Paas Rakhte Hai.. !!





Teri Sabhi Baate Baar Baar Yaad Karna Acha Lagta Hai

Tumhein Khud Mein Mehsoos Karna Acha Lagta Hai

Dua Hai Bas Yahi Ki Khuda Aapko Humse Juda Na Kare

Kyunki Teri Saanso Ke Nazdeek Rehna Acha Lagta Hai !!







Khushiyan Ho Itni Ki Aansu Jam Jaye

Lamhe Ho Etne Ki Hansi Ka Waqt Tham Jaye

Dosti Nibhaye Koi Is Tarah Ki Saath Gujre Har Pal Zindgi Ban JAYE !!







Socha Tujhko Phool Kahu Mai Laikin Phool Bikher Jata Hai,

Socha Tujhko Khowab Kahun Mai Lekin Khowab To Mar Jata Hai,

Socha Tujhko Shaam Kahun Mai Lekin Shaam To Dhal Jati Hai,

Or Tu Dhalti Shaam Nahi Hai,Tera Koyi Naam Nahi Hai !!







Mila Ke Nazar Nazar Loot Lenge,

Ye Befawa Jalwe Jigar Loot Lenge,

Hasino Pe Hargiz Bharosa Na Karna,

Khuda Ki Kasam...Ghar Ke Ghar Loot Lenge !!







Hawa Ke Jhonke Khushi Ke Moke

Aapke Paigam Diya Karte Hain

Bhul Nahi Sakte Hum Apko Kabhi Kyu

Ki Apni Har Saans Main Aapko Yaad Karte Hain !!







Aapke Saath Rahte Rahte Hume Chaahat Si Ho Gayi.

Apse Baat Karte Karte Hume Aadat Si Ho Gayi.

Ek Pal Na Milo To Bechaini Si Lagti Hai.

Dosti Nibhate Nibhate Hume To Mohabbat Si Ho Gayi..!!







Jab Bhi Tanhayi Se Ghabra Ke Simat Jate Hai

Hum Teri Yaadon Ke Daman Se Lipat Jate Hai

Zuban Se Keh Nahi Sakte Hum Tumhe Kitna Pyar Karte Hai

Nikal Padte Hai Aansu Jab Tumhe Yaad Karte Hai !!







Hum Woh Nahi Jo Matlab Se Yaad Karte Hai

Hum Woh Hai Jo Dil Se Yaad Karte Hai

Tumhara Paigam Aye Ya Na Aaye

Hum Har Pal Intezar Karte Hai !!



Tarasta He Dil Aapki Awaz Ke Liye

Aapki Mohabat Bhare 2 Alfaz Ke Liye

Kardo Hume FANNAH Apni Ada Ke Liye

Tadapte He Hum Teri Ek Mulakat Ke Liye !!

Facts About Boys

1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. they prefer neat
and presentable girls.


2. Guys hate flirts.


3.When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply
means you're not thinking the way he is.


4. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep,
they always think about the girl they truly care about.


5. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad
characteristics.


6. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

7. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.


8. When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.


9. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow".
...... so true.


10. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the
message clearly.

11. Guys love their moms.


12. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple
of roses.


13. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't
mean that the guy likes her.


14. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.


15. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.


16. Beware. if they want,Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.


17. Like Eve, girls are guys' weaknesses.


18. Guys are very open about themselves.


19. It's good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don't let
him wait that long.


20. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.


21. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that
much pretty.


22. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to
listen to him. You don't need to give advice ... very true.


23. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases
you.


24. Guys think too much....disputed. ;-)


25. Guys fantasies are unlimited.


26. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight
does! ... very true.


27. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too
possessive. So watch out girls!!!


28. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is
about girls.


29. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him
praying sometimes.


30. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.


31. Guys hate girls who overreact.


32. Guys love you more than you love them IF they are serious in your
relationships.
Doesn't this all make sense?

Strange Body Facts

1. Every hour one billion cells in the body must be replaced.

2. The eye of a human can distinguish 500 shades of the gray.

3. Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

4. The human heart creates enough pressure to squirt blood 30 feet (9 m).

5. Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

6. The average cough comes out of your mouth at 60 miles (96.5 km) per hour.

7. Beards are the fastest growing hairs on the human body. If the average man never trimmed his beard, it would grow to nearly 30 feet long in his lifetime.

8. Babies’ eyes do not produce tears until the baby is approximately six to eight weeks old.

9. Every person has a unique tongue print.

10. A sneeze can exceed the speed of 100 mph.

11. Dead cells in the body ultimately go to the kidneys for excretion.

12. The smile is the most frequently used facial expression. A smile can use anywhere from a pair of 5 to 53 facial muscles.

13. One out of 20 people have an extra rib.

14. People with darker skin will not wrinkle as fast as people with lighter skin.

15. Human blood travels 60,000 miles (96,540 km) per day on its journey through the body.

16. 85% of the population can curl their tongue into a tube.

17. It takes food seven seconds to go from the mouth to the stomach via the esophagus.
18. Women hearts beat faster than men.

19. In one day your heart beats 100,000 times.

20. Hair is made from the same substance as fingernails

Friday, October 15, 2010

Students

Reality Of OUR COUNTRY


Most of the 1st class
passed students get
...technical seats;
Some become Doctors
& some become
Engineers.



The 2nd class passed
students pass MBA &
become Administrator
& control the 1st class.



The 3rd class passed
students enter in to
Politics & become
Minister & control both.


Last but not least

The failure joins

"UNDERWORLD" & Control all the Above

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Girls.this is 4 u.

1. Working / Earning not mandatory.

2. We never have to buy our own drinks at the bar.

3. We don't have to bother on mobile bills.

4. We get out of speeding tickets by crying.

5. We don't have to stand on the queue to get tickets.

6. We can sleep our way to the top of the class.

7. We don't have to worry about the purse when we shop with men.

8. We can marry rich and then not have to work.


9. We never have to pay when we go out on dates.

10. Men take us on all expense paid trips

11. We always get place to sit when using public transport.

12. Easy to get a ride.

13. Men hold the door open for us.

14. Jewels looks good on us.

15. We lie better.

16. We're better manipulators.

17. We always end up sleeping in the bed when we fight with our other halves - you guys get the couch.

18. We always have food in the fridge.

19. We don't worry about losing our hair.

20. We always get to choose the movie.

21. We don't have to mow the lawn.

22. We don't have to take out the garbage.

23. We don't have to paint the house or walls.

24. If we need to our boyfriends just a missed call is enough.

25. We can easily show our disappointments or disapprovals.

26. We can con our way out of anything - not just dig ourselves deeper into a hole.

27. Men unlock our side of the car first - a real bonus when its cold.

28. Even strangers shows care if we are in trouble. Men have to manage themselves.

29. Men are like tiles, lay 'em right the first time you can walk all over em forever.

30. We can cry in public. Men cant.

31. We don't feel shy to cry.

32. We don have worry if we lose the fight.

33. Sweat is sexy on us.

34. We never run out of excuses.

35. You guys may get to think about sex 200 times a day, but we could be having it that often.

36. We can borrow clothes or accessories from our friends.

37. We get expensive jewelry as gifts that we NEVER have to give back.

38. We get candy, flowers and jewelry all the time because men screw up so often.

39. We can give "the look" that will make any man want to cower in the corner.

40. Women are cleaner.

41. We know how to make up stories.

42. We're better arguers.

43. We don't always have to think with our genitals.

44. We don't have to worry if we are plump. Men still like us.

45. We're better parents.

46. We never have to sit home alone on a weekend night.

47. There's never a shortage of ready, willing, and able men.

48. We're flexible.

49. When women get upset, we don't destroy property or hurt people - we just take it out on the world in general because we can.

50. Easy to make friendships.

51. Much easy to get a date.

52. Men have to be in uniform.

53. We can do makeup anywhere

54. If we do heavy purchase we don't have to carry those things. Men are there.

55. It generally takes us less to get drunk.

56. We have a higher tolerance to pain.

57. We often get to cut in line (Queue).

58. Most women actually look good in short shorts - men DON'T.

59. Better tips.

60. Women who don't wear underwear are considered sexy and wild, when men do it, it's rather disgusting

61. We have mastered civilized eating - we don't embarrass our friends or make loud bodily noises in public.

62. Women can go a day without showering or shaving and not look or smell disgusting - thank heaven for long pants and perfume!

63. We can connive men into doing our homework, writing our papers or carrying our books anytime we want.

64. We don't have excessive amounts of body hair.

65. We don't spend 45 minutes on the toilet.

66. We don't bother if our IQ level is less. Just a smile is enough.

67. We are always smart.

68. We can throw a punch at a man and not get hit in return.

69. We don't have to lie to boast ourselves better.

70. Men walk on the side of the sidewalk closest to the road so that if a car hits us, he gets hurt not us.

71. Women sweat less.

72. Women smell better.

73. When women make their boyfriends mad, we don't have to waste money on flowers or cards

74. Men are more often serial killers, thieves, rapists and cheats.

75. We don get charged if we tease men in public.

76. We can be late to the office.

77. We don't get embarrassed when buying tampons.

78. We're better gossips.

79. We have better fashion sense.

80. We're better shoppers.

81. We don't have to make fools out of ourselves to impress a man.

82. Our friends don't pick on us if we aren't sleeping with anyone.

83. Men don't know what our 'girl talk' is all about (and I'm not gonna tell you)

84. We're all sitting on a gold mine - we know it and use it to our extreme advantage.

85. We don't have to drive when on a date.

86. An ugly woman can use makeup and get a new hairdo to become presentable - ugly men are just ugly.

87. We can search for hours together in a shop not necessary to buy.

88. Don't have to maintain great physique.

89. Women look better naked

90. We know that rhythm doesn't only pertain to dancing.

91. When women are short, we're petite. When men are short, they're just short.

92. Women do less time for violent crimes.

93. Women don't have to worry about not being able to get it up.

94. There are many hands to lift us when we slip to ground. Poor men they have to get up on their own.

95. And we don't have to feel shy about falling down.

96. Women's conversations generally consist of more than just "uh huh, yep ok then bye"

97. Women don't need an excuse to be in a bad mood.

98. The remote control is not an extension of ourselves.

99. Women are sexier.

100. We can get laid ANYTIME, ANYWHERE, ANY WAY we want it.........!