Kitne Haseen Ho Tum,

rab se dua katre hain
ki mere dosto ko khushiyo
ka sansaar mile. Aur jo mujhe
mail nahin karte, unhe apne GIRLFRIEND se,
BHEN jaisa pyaar mile ( Just Kidiing ya )

Woh ladki kitni pyaari thi,
jisko aankh maari thi.
Woh sendal kitni bhari thi,
jo usne sar pe maari thi.

Ab tak meri life ek khuli bottle thi,
Jisme se sab perfume ki tarha udd jata tha.
Par aap ke aane se sab kuch ruk gaya.
Bhagwan kare aap jaisa DHAKKAN sabko mile!!!

Apne pyaar ko mat chupao…..
Ise zaroorat hai jatane ki…….
Apni khubsurti ko mat chupao…..
Ise zaroorat hai dikhane ki……
Ab aur Perfume mat lagao…..
Tumhe zaroorat hai nahane ki…….

Wo hamari zindagi main kuchh is tarah se aaye
Wo hamari zindagi main kuch is tarah se aaye .
Jaise hare bhare khet main saand ghus aaye.

Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,
Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge..
Agar wo aa jayegi mere jindgi me,
To Reliance ki kasam London me bhi Tajmahal bana denge..

Jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu
Jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu
Magar teri bahti hui naak ne iraada badal diya….

Andhe ke hath me “TORCH”,
Bahare ke hath me “RADIO”,
Gunge ke hath me “MIKE”,
AUR AAP KE HATH ME “mobile”

WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hain!!!
Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain
maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko
aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain….

Ladka apni dilruba se pooch raha hai
Kya pyaar karna paap hai?
Kya pyaar karna paap hai?
Ladke ka dost uske kaan mein bolta hai
Abbey patli gali pakad peeche uska baap hai

Jo sagar ne kaha lehron se,
Jo ped ne kaha patto se,
jo phoolon ne kaha kaliyon se,
wohi main tumhe kehta hun,
aey chal chal hawa aane de**

Ghar se jab tum nikle
pehen ke reshmi gown.
Jaane kitne dilon ka
ho gaya server down.

Love is in the air…
Love is in the air…
Par samajh mein nahi aa raha,
kiska hai kiske saath affair?

Raat bhar SMS kiya to Raat kat gayi,
Raat bhar SMS kiya to Raat kat gayi,
Subah balance dekha to waat lag gayi!!!!!

Request hai tumse refuse mat karna,
Friendship ke ye dosti ko fuse mat karna,
Hum dost hai tumahre con-fuse mat karna,
Meri jagah kisi aur ko use mat karna.

Apple kat ta hoon knife se,
Paani peeta hoon pipe se,
Kya zamana aaa gaya,
Joote khata hoon wife se

1 ladki thi deewani si,
doston pe woh marti thi!
Chori Chori Chupke Chupke TEXT likha karti thi,
kuch kehna tha shayed usko ………
lekin moblie bill se Darti thi,

Kitne Haseen Ho Tum,
Khud Ko Duniya Ki Nazar Se bachaaya karo….
Aankhon mein Kaajal lagaana hi kaafi nahin….
Plz Galley mein Nimbu-Mirch latkaaya karo

jahan dosti vahan pyar,
jahan pyar vahan ishq,
jahan ishq, vahan mohabbat,
jahan mohabbat vahan judai,
jahan judai vahan dard,
jahan dard vahan MOOV laga lena.

Naye saal ka yoon aana acha laga

Naye saal ka yoon aana acha laga
Tujhe say milnay ka naya intezaar acha laga

Ankhon mein kai khawaab jagnay lage
Teray khawaab ka ankhon mein sajna acha laga

Baat teri hi toh thi magar ghabra ka ekdam
Logon say nazarain churana acha laga

Tujhe say mil kar kitna kuch kahnay ke liye
Dekhtay hi tujhe un shikawon ka bhool jaana acha laga

Es sitamgar ko archana mein kaisay na apna kahoon
Jab bhi aaya khawaab mein who mujhe acha laga.

Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha

aane wafaa, jaane jahaa
Aise adaa, hongi kahaa
Dekhaa sanam, maine tumhe
Behekein mere kadam

Maine kahaa, tumne sunaa
Dhadkan bani, dil ki zubaan
Tanhaa yahaa, hum jo milein
Aane lagaa mazaa

Tumko dekha….tumko dekha…
tumko dekha….to yeh khayal aaya
paaglon ke stock mein naya maal aaya!

koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko……..
koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko……..
koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko……..
abe aage bhi to bol……… ……
neuclear power ka jamaana hai, bomb se
udaa do saale ko………. ………

tuhaar chehraa moti samaan
tuhaar chehraa moti samaan…
moti hamaar kutte ka naam!!

tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge,
tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge…..
ghanti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge !!

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga…
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga!!!

Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta..
Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha……
Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta…
Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha !

Mere marne ke baad mere doston,
yu aansoo na bahana,
Agar meri yaad aaye to,
sidhe upar chale aana!!

Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha
Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha
Unho ne phool to phenka..
par gamla bhi saath tha!!

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain:)

Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Aur chillake bole…..
Paper Raddi wala !!!

jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai:)

aap aaye noor aaya
aap aaye noor aaya
aap aaye noor aaya
chalo hum teeno picture dekhne chalee

Hasratein hain bahut magar

Phool hun Gulaab ka
Chameli ka mat samjhna
Aashiq hun aapka
Apni Saheli ka mat samjhna

Dur Humse Jaa Paoge Kaise,
Humko Bhool Paoge Kaise.
Hum Who Khushbu Jo Saanson Mein Utar Jaye,
Khud Apni Saanxon Ko Rok Paoge Kaise..

Bekhudi Ki Zindagi Hum Jiya Nahi Karte,
Yun kisika ka Jaam Hum Piya Nahi Karte.
Unse Kehdo Mohabbat Ka Izhaar Aakar Khud Karein,
Yun Kisika Peecha Hum Nahin Karte

RONE DE TU AAJ HAMAKO TU AANKHE SUJANE DE
BAHO ME LELE AUR KHUD KO BHEEG JANE DE
HAI JO SEENE ME QUAID DARIYA WO CHUT JAYEGA
HAI ITANA DARD KI TERA DAMAN BHEEG JAYEGA..

tere dil mein meri saanson ko jagah mil jaaye
tere ishq mein meri jaan fanaa ho jaaye
adhoori saans thi dhadkan adhoori thi adhooren ham
magar ab chaand poora hain falak pe aur ab pooren hain ham

Bebasi dard ka aalam
Tum mujhe de do apne gham
Khaamoshiyan bhi do, tanhaaiyan bhi do
Bechainiyan bhi de do…de do naa

Bheegi palkon se churaa loonga nami
Rehne doonga na kahin koi kami
Tumko daaman na bheego ne doonga
Ab kabhi tumko na rone doonga

Uljhane gham ki parchhaayi
De do mujhe apni tanhaayi
Gumnaamiyan bhi do, nakaamiyan bhi do
Viraaniyan bhi de do…de do naa

Tere honthon pe saja doonga hasi
Teri raahon mein bichha doonga khushi
Tum mujhe apna maanti ho agar
Yoon khata hoke na jhukao nazar

Mushkile apni majboori
De do mujhe saari benoori
Pareshaanian bhi do, hairaanian bhi do
Nigey baaniyan bhi de do…de do naa

Hasratein hain bahut magar
Tumse main kya kahoon
Leke bahon mein main tumhe
Pyaar karta rahoon

Khwahishein hain bahut magar
Tumse main kya kahoon
Hadh se aage guzar ke bhi
Ab mohabbat karoon

Aag suraj main hoti hai

Koi ye kaise bataye ke wo tanha kyon hai?
Wo jo apna tha wahi aur kisi ka kyon hai?
Ye hi dunia hai to aakhir eisi ye dunia kyon hai?
Yahi hota hai to aakhir yahi hota kyon hai?

Dil – E – Barbad se nikla nahi ab tak koi,
Ek lute ghar pe diya karta hai dastak koi,
Aas jo toot gai phir se bandhata kyon hai?
Koi ye kaise bataye ke wo tanha kyon hai?

Tum assaratt ka kaho ya ise gam ka rishta,
Kahte hai pyaar ka rishta hai janam ka rishta,
Hai janam ka jo ye rishta to badalta kyon hai?
Koi ye kaise bataye ke wo tanha kyon hai?

Ek jara hath bada de to pakad le daman,
Uske sine mein sama jaaye hamari dhadkan,
Itni kurbat hai to phasala itna kyon hai?
Koi ye kaise bataye ke wo tanha kyon hai?

Koi ye kaise bataye ke wo tanha kyon hai?
Wo jo apna tha wahi aur kisi ka kyon hai?

Ye hi dunia hai to aakhir eisi ye dunia kyon hai?

Yahi hota hai to aakhir yahi hota kyon hai

Na Sathi hai koi,
Na Humsafar hai koi,
Na Hum kisi ke na Humara hai koi,
Par aapko dekh kar keh sakte he ki,
Dost to Humara bhi hai koi…..!

Dosti koi Farz nahin…Ek Rishta hain yeh.
Raishtey jo Khoon se nahin.. Dil se bandeh.
Dil jo kuch pal ko milen..Milen Jindagi bhar ke liyeh.
Ek Jindagi kabhi poori nahin hoti..Aziz dost ke liyeh.

E Khuda Aaj Ye Faisla Karde,
Use Mera ya Mujhe Uska Karde.
Bahut Dukh Sahe He Maine,
Koi Khusi Ab Toh Muqadar Karde.
Bahot Muskil Lagta Hai Usse Duur Rehna,
Judai Ke Safar Ko Kum Karde.
Jitna Duur Chale Gaye Woh Mujhse,
Use Utna Kareeb Karde.
Nahi Likha Agar Nasib Me Uska Naam,
To Khatam Kar Ye Zindagi aur Mujhe FANAA Karde.

Tere Dile mein meri saanson ko panah mil jaaye
Tere Ishq mein meri Jaan Fanaa Ho jaaye.

Aag suraj main hoti hai ,
Jalna dharti ko padta hai
 mohabbat aankhen karti hain ,
tadapna dil ko padta hai

Ankhen to pyar me dilki zuban hoti hai,
sachi chahat to sada bezuban hoti hai,
pyar mai dard bhi mile to kya gabrana,
suna hai dard se chahat aur jawan hoti hai

din hua hai to raat bhi hogi,

din hua hai to raat bhi hogi,
ho mat udas kabhi to baat bhi hogi,
itne pyar se dosti ki hai khuda ki kasam
jindagi rahi to mulaqat bhi hogi.

Koshish Kijiye Hame Yaad Karne Ki
Lamhe To Apne Aap Hi Mil Jayenge
Tamanna Kijiye Hame Milne Ki
Bahane To Apne Aap Hi Mil Jayenge.

Mahek Dosti Ki Ishq Se Kam Nahin Hoti
Ishq Se Zindagi Khatam Nahin Hoti
Agar Sath Ho Zindagi Mein Achche Dost Ka
To Zindagi Jannat Se Kam Nahin Hoti

Sitaron Ke Beech Se Churaya Hai Aapko
Dil Se Apna Dost Banaya Hai Aapko
Is Dil Ka Khayal Rakhna
Kyonki Is Dil Ke Kone Mein Basaya Hai Aapko.

Apni Zindagi Mein Mujhe Sharikh Samajhna
Koi Gum Aye To Kareeb Samajhna
De Denge Muskurahat Ansuon Ke Badle
Magar Hazaron Doston Mein Aziz Samajhna..

Har Dua Kabul Nahin Hoti,
Har Arju Puri Nahin Hoti,
Jinhein Aap Jaise Dost Ka Sath Miley,
Unke Liye Dhadkane Bhi Jaruri Nahin Hoti.

Pyar se pyari koi majboori nahin hoti.
Kami apnon ki kabhi poori nahin hoti
Dilon ka juda hona ek alag baat hai,
Nazron se door hona koi doori nahin hoti

Dard ko bi ab dard hone laga hai.

Dard ko bi ab dard hone laga hai..
dard bhi apna zakhm done laga hai..
Dard ab hame dard nahi lagtha..
kyunki, Dard bhi hame chookar Rone laga hai!!

karoge yaad to har baat aayegi
suhane waqt ki har mauj tahar jayegi
talash karoge hamse behatar dost koi
nazar door tak jayegi aur laut aayegi

Merey wahm-o- guman se bhi zyada toot jata hai.
Ye dil apni hadoon mein reh kar itna toot jata hai.

Mein roaoon to daro dewar mujh pey hansney lagtey hain.
Hansoon to merey andar janey kya kya toot jata hai.

Mein jis lamhey ki khawahish mein safar karta hoon sadyoon sey.
Kahin paoon taley aa kar who lamha toot jata hai.

Merey khwaboon ki basti sey janazey uthtey jatey hain.
Meri aankhein jisey choo lein who sapna toot jata hai.

Najaney kitni mudat se hai dil mein ye amal jari
Zara si thees lagti hai zara sa toot jata hai

Dil e nadan hamari to namo hi na muqamal thi
To herat kya jo bantey hi irada toot jata hai

Muqadar mein merey sagar shikast o rekhat itni hai
Mein jis ko apna keh doon who sitara toot jata hai……………..

Aaj Pehli Bar Yeh Mehsoos Huwa Ke Mein Is Duniya Mein Tanha Reh Gaya HonAaj Pehli Bar Yeh Mehsoos Huwa Ke Mein Is Duniya Mein Tanha Reh Gaya Hon,Jo Tha Hi Nahi Us Ke Bageir Mein Tanha Reh Gaya Hon,

Woh Chup Chup Ker Mere Liye Kitabe Ikhata Kiya Kerti Thi,
Aaj Mein Apni Hi Kitab Mein Tanha Reh Gaya Hon,

Kabhi In Raston Mein Se Guzar Ker Us ko Ghar Chor Aata Tha.
Aaj Mein Un Hi Raston Mein Tanha Reh Gaya Hon,

Kabhi Woh Mujh Se Isharon Se Batein Kiya Kerti Thi,
Hansta Hoon Aaj Mein Apne Hi Isharon Mein Tanha Reh Gaya Hon,

Yaqeen Hai Faraz Ko Ke Kabhi To Woh Laut Aayegi,
Rota Hon Faqat Us Ke Bageir Mein Tanha Reh Gaya Hon.

Ulfat Ka Jab Kisi Ne Liya Naam Ro Pade
Apni Wafa Ka Soch Ke Anjaam Ro Pade

Har Shaam Ye Sawaal Mohabbat Se Kya Mila
Har Shaam Ye Jawwab Ke Har Shaam Ro Pade

Raah-e-wafa Mein Humko Khushi Ki Talaash Thee
Do Gaam Hi Chale The Ke Har Gaam Ro Pade

Rona Naseeb Mein Hai To Auron Se Kya Gila
Apne Hi Sar Liya Koi Ilzaam Ro Pade

Jaatey Jaatey Kya Kya Dey Gaya Koi
Aansoo Bahaney Ka Bahaana Dey Gaya Koi

Koi Maqsad Na Tha Mairi Zindagi Ka
Jaatey Jaatey Apni Talaash Ka Aik Maqsad Dey Gaya Koi

Khuda Naraz Tha Ke Koi Ilteja Na Karta Main Uss Say
Jaatey Jaatey Khuda Ko Manaaney Ka Aik Maqsad Dey Gaya Koi

Likhney Parrhney Ka Koi Shoq Na Tha Mujh Ko
Terey Naam Ko Likhna Terey Naam Ko Perrhna,
Jaatey Jaatey Ye Shoq Bhi Sikha Gaya Koi….

Funny Question

AN U ANSWER ANY OF D QUESTIONS????????
LETS SEE...............
Q. RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ??
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Ans - . TAILOR ( darzi )

Q. Ques - .SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI
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Sita MEMORY hai (RAM: Random Access Memory)

Q- Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar.
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Tendulkar is an opener

Q. The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'.
Which movie did he really want to see?
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Dil Chhata Hai!

7 . Q: Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi?
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aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!

8. What will! u call a person who is leaving India??
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Hindustan Lever (Leaver).

9. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha.....................................

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Answer) adidas
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jokes

Boy: I’m not rich like Rahul, I don’t even have a big car like Rahul, but I really Luv U!
Girl: I luv u too, but tell me more about Rahul



Question : Why do girls close
their eyes while kissing a guy?
Guess…
Guess
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Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon
ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.



Teacher: How Old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I m. Tcher: How is it possible? Sunny: He bcom father only after I was born.


Why Sardar study in front of Mirror??????
1) It Saves Revision Time…..
2) He Likes Combined Studies…..
3) Lastly he wants someone to keep an eye on him…



Ladki patane ka tarika “use gudgudi karo agar hasi to samzo fasi lekin palat k chata mar de to zor zor se chillao ” didi dar gayi didi dar gayi”.



sardar to his friend :
i kiss my wife everyday before i go to office & u >
friend : i kiss your wife after u go to office
sardar : haha ha i kiss 1st..



boy propose to a girl ::- do you love me.>
girl- shakal dekhi hai apni.
isse acha to main mar jana pasand karoongi
boy – kamini mar jayegi par ek
garib ke kaam nahin aayegi..



Date pai ghalib apni grl frnd ka wait kar rahai thai grl frnd kai dair sai anai par farmaya……
Falak kai sitaroun ko neend arahi hai..
Pagal ki bachii tou ab arahi hai


Sardar travelling 1st time in a plain,going 2 Bengalore.While it’s landing he shouted
“Bangalore, Bangalore”
Air hostess said:“B silent”[/b
Sardar:"angalore, angalore"


Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi.



Santa: Is operation se mujhe kuchh ho gaya to isi doctor se shadi kar Lena.
Jeeto: Aise kyo kah rahe ho?
Santa: Doctor se badla Lene ka yehi 1 rasta hai!



Interviewer: Aap kisi MAHILA mein sabse pehle kya dekhte hain?
Santa: O ji, wo is baat par depend karta hai ki woh aa rahi hai ya jaa rahi hai?



It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.


At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I hv lst my hand, oh!
Santa: Control urself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

Imraan

EK sher BY doctor=Hoon mai doctor jahan,meri wife hai nurse waha,Yeh kaisa julm sehna PADTA hai,mujhe apni wife ko SISTER KEHNA PADTA hai..

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Jo sagar NE kaha lehron se, Jo ped NE kaha patto se, Jo phoolon NE kaha kaliyon se, wohi main tumhe kehta Hun, aey chal chal hawa aane de

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Imraan Hashmi Ne Apni Girlfriend Ko Pehle Apna AASHIQ BANAYA Phir Usne CHOCOLATE Main ZEHER Milakar Uska MURDER Karvaya.Girlfriend Ne Uske AKSAR Khwaab Me Aakar Kaha TUM SA NAHI DEKHA To Imraan Hashmi Ne Kaha Is KALYUG Me JAWANI DIWANI Hai.

Gunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua, Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua, Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua, Masti Ka mastaana Hua, Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua



wen i was sad; u were thr…
wen i was crying; u were thr…
wen i was unhappy; u were thr…
ab mujhay pata chala k saray fasad ki jarh TUM ho..!!



JAHAN KI GHURBAT MAI SUKON NAHI AAEGA
GHUM-E-TAUHEEN SE QUBOOL NAHI AAEGA
MAQLOOL KI FITRAT HAI E KAFIR
DIMAG KI DAHI HO JAEGI PR YEH SHER SAMAJH NAHI AAEGA

Kaun kahta hai ki budhape mei ishq nahi hota..
Kaun kahta hai ki budhape mei ishq nahi hota..
Darasal baat ye hai ki BUDDHO par kisiko shaq nahi hota…

Log kehte hain ki khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaaya hai...
Theek hi kehte hain, faltoo kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jaate hain

Aap din ko raat kaho to hum raat kahenge
Aap subah ko shaam kaho to hum shaam kahenge
Kyun ke hum

Paaglon se behas nahi karte.