Kitne Haseen Ho Tum,

rab se dua katre hain
ki mere dosto ko khushiyo
ka sansaar mile. Aur jo mujhe
mail nahin karte, unhe apne GIRLFRIEND se,
BHEN jaisa pyaar mile ( Just Kidiing ya )

Woh ladki kitni pyaari thi,
jisko aankh maari thi.
Woh sendal kitni bhari thi,
jo usne sar pe maari thi.

Ab tak meri life ek khuli bottle thi,
Jisme se sab perfume ki tarha udd jata tha.
Par aap ke aane se sab kuch ruk gaya.
Bhagwan kare aap jaisa DHAKKAN sabko mile!!!

Apne pyaar ko mat chupao…..
Ise zaroorat hai jatane ki…….
Apni khubsurti ko mat chupao…..
Ise zaroorat hai dikhane ki……
Ab aur Perfume mat lagao…..
Tumhe zaroorat hai nahane ki…….

Wo hamari zindagi main kuchh is tarah se aaye
Wo hamari zindagi main kuch is tarah se aaye .
Jaise hare bhare khet main saand ghus aaye.

Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,
Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge..
Agar wo aa jayegi mere jindgi me,
To Reliance ki kasam London me bhi Tajmahal bana denge..

Jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu
Jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu
Magar teri bahti hui naak ne iraada badal diya….

Andhe ke hath me “TORCH”,
Bahare ke hath me “RADIO”,
Gunge ke hath me “MIKE”,
AUR AAP KE HATH ME “mobile”

WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hain!!!
Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain
maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko
aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain….

Ladka apni dilruba se pooch raha hai
Kya pyaar karna paap hai?
Kya pyaar karna paap hai?
Ladke ka dost uske kaan mein bolta hai
Abbey patli gali pakad peeche uska baap hai

Jo sagar ne kaha lehron se,
Jo ped ne kaha patto se,
jo phoolon ne kaha kaliyon se,
wohi main tumhe kehta hun,
aey chal chal hawa aane de**

Ghar se jab tum nikle
pehen ke reshmi gown.
Jaane kitne dilon ka
ho gaya server down.

Love is in the air…
Love is in the air…
Par samajh mein nahi aa raha,
kiska hai kiske saath affair?

Raat bhar SMS kiya to Raat kat gayi,
Raat bhar SMS kiya to Raat kat gayi,
Subah balance dekha to waat lag gayi!!!!!

Request hai tumse refuse mat karna,
Friendship ke ye dosti ko fuse mat karna,
Hum dost hai tumahre con-fuse mat karna,
Meri jagah kisi aur ko use mat karna.

Apple kat ta hoon knife se,
Paani peeta hoon pipe se,
Kya zamana aaa gaya,
Joote khata hoon wife se

1 ladki thi deewani si,
doston pe woh marti thi!
Chori Chori Chupke Chupke TEXT likha karti thi,
kuch kehna tha shayed usko ………
lekin moblie bill se Darti thi,

Kitne Haseen Ho Tum,
Khud Ko Duniya Ki Nazar Se bachaaya karo….
Aankhon mein Kaajal lagaana hi kaafi nahin….
Plz Galley mein Nimbu-Mirch latkaaya karo

jahan dosti vahan pyar,
jahan pyar vahan ishq,
jahan ishq, vahan mohabbat,
jahan mohabbat vahan judai,
jahan judai vahan dard,
jahan dard vahan MOOV laga lena.

Naye saal ka yoon aana acha laga

Naye saal ka yoon aana acha laga
Tujhe say milnay ka naya intezaar acha laga

Ankhon mein kai khawaab jagnay lage
Teray khawaab ka ankhon mein sajna acha laga

Baat teri hi toh thi magar ghabra ka ekdam
Logon say nazarain churana acha laga

Tujhe say mil kar kitna kuch kahnay ke liye
Dekhtay hi tujhe un shikawon ka bhool jaana acha laga

Es sitamgar ko archana mein kaisay na apna kahoon
Jab bhi aaya khawaab mein who mujhe acha laga.