jokes

Boy: I’m not rich like Rahul, I don’t even have a big car like Rahul, but I really Luv U!
Girl: I luv u too, but tell me more about Rahul



Question : Why do girls close
their eyes while kissing a guy?
Guess…
Guess
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Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon
ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.



Teacher: How Old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I m. Tcher: How is it possible? Sunny: He bcom father only after I was born.


Why Sardar study in front of Mirror??????
1) It Saves Revision Time…..
2) He Likes Combined Studies…..
3) Lastly he wants someone to keep an eye on him…



Ladki patane ka tarika “use gudgudi karo agar hasi to samzo fasi lekin palat k chata mar de to zor zor se chillao ” didi dar gayi didi dar gayi”.



sardar to his friend :
i kiss my wife everyday before i go to office & u >
friend : i kiss your wife after u go to office
sardar : haha ha i kiss 1st..



boy propose to a girl ::- do you love me.>
girl- shakal dekhi hai apni.
isse acha to main mar jana pasand karoongi
boy – kamini mar jayegi par ek
garib ke kaam nahin aayegi..



Date pai ghalib apni grl frnd ka wait kar rahai thai grl frnd kai dair sai anai par farmaya……
Falak kai sitaroun ko neend arahi hai..
Pagal ki bachii tou ab arahi hai


Sardar travelling 1st time in a plain,going 2 Bengalore.While it’s landing he shouted
“Bangalore, Bangalore”
Air hostess said:“B silent”[/b
Sardar:"angalore, angalore"


Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi.



Santa: Is operation se mujhe kuchh ho gaya to isi doctor se shadi kar Lena.
Jeeto: Aise kyo kah rahe ho?
Santa: Doctor se badla Lene ka yehi 1 rasta hai!



Interviewer: Aap kisi MAHILA mein sabse pehle kya dekhte hain?
Santa: O ji, wo is baat par depend karta hai ki woh aa rahi hai ya jaa rahi hai?



It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.


At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I hv lst my hand, oh!
Santa: Control urself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?