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AN U ANSWER ANY OF D QUESTIONS????????
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Q. RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ??
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Ans - . TAILOR ( darzi )

Q. Ques - .SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI
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Sita MEMORY hai (RAM: Random Access Memory)

Q- Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar.
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Tendulkar is an opener

Q. The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'.
Which movie did he really want to see?
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Dil Chhata Hai!

7 . Q: Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi?
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Socho socho
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aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!

8. What will! u call a person who is leaving India??
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Socho...............
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Hindustan Lever (Leaver).

9. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha.....................................

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Answer) adidas
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