Saturday, December 22, 2012

SOME VERY POIGNANT WORDS

1. Life isn't  fair, but it's still  good.
2.   When in doubt, just take the next small step. 
3. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.
4. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends and parents will. Stay in touch.
5. Pay off your credit cards every month. 
6. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.
7. Cry with someone. It's  more healing than crying alone.
8. It's OK to get angry with God. He can take it.
9. Save for retirement starting with your first paycheck.
10. When it comes to  chocolate, resistance is futile.
11. Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present.
12. It's OK  to let your children see you cry.
13. Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
14. If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it.
15. Everything can change in the blink of an eye. But don't worry; God never blinks.
16. Take a deep breath. It calms the  mind.
17. Get rid of anything that isn't useful,  beautiful or joyful.
18. Whatever doesn't kill you really does make you stronger.
19. It's never too late to have a happy childhood. But the second one is up to you and no one else.
20. When it comes to going after what you love in life, don't take no for an answer.
21. Burn the  candles, use the nice sheets, wear the fancy lingerie Don't save it for a special occasion. Today is special.
22.  Over prepare, then go with the flow.
23. Be eccentric now. Don't wait for old age to wear purple.
24. The  most important sex organ is the brain.
25. No one is in  charge of your happiness but you.
26. Frame every so-called disaster with these words 'In five years, will this matter?'
27. Always choose life.
28. Forgive everyone everything.
29. What other people think of you is none of your business.
30. Time heals almost everything. Give time time.
31. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
32. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does. 
33. Believe in miracles.
34. God loves you because of who God is, not because of anything you did or didn't do.
35. Don't audit life. Show up and make the most of it now.
36.  Growing old beats the alternative -- dying young.
37.  Your children get only one childhood.
38. All that  truly matters in the end is that you loved.
39. Get  outside every day. Miracles are waiting everywhere.
40.  If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else's, we'd grab ours back.
41. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
42. The best is yet to come...
43. No matter how you feel, get up,  dress up and show up.
44. Yield.
45. Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still a gift."

Husband/Wife



Position of a Husband Is just like a Split AC

No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor

He is designed to remain Silent indoor...

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"Husband is one who is the head of the family,

but his wife is the neck, and whichever way she turns, he goes."

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A man in Hell asked Devil:

Can I make a call to my Wife?

After making call he asked how much to pay.

Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

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Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?

It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

Wife: No darling, it means - With Idiot For Ever

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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,
So I'd be in your hands all day.

Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,
So I could have a new one every day.

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Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping Pills.

Wife: When must I give them to him?

Doctor: They are for you

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Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are..

Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me.

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Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest ?

Husband: A lovely Push...!

Ajab desh ki gajab kahani

Ajab desh ki gajab kahani


1.
   We live in a nation where Rice is Rs.40/- per kg and Sim Card is free.
2. Pizza reaches home faster than Ambulance and Police.
3. Car loan @ 5% but education loan @ 12%.
4. Students with 45% get in elite institutions thru quota system and those with
90% get out because of merit.
5. Where a millionaire can buy a cricket team instead of donating the
money to any charity. 2 IPL teams are auctioned at 3300 crores and we
are still a poor country where people starve for 2 square meals per
day.
6. Where the footwear, we wear, are sold in AC showrooms, but
vegetables, that we eat, are sold on the footpath.
7. Where everybody wants to be famous but nobody wants to follow the
path to be famous.
8. Assembly complex buildings are getting ready within one year while
public transport bridges alone take several years to be completed.
9. Where we make lemon juices with artificial flavors and dish wash
liquids with real lemon.

Account


Our Birth is our Opening Balance! 
Our Death is our Closing Balance!
Our Prejudiced Views are our Liabilities
Our Creative Ideas are our Assets

Heart is our Current Asset
Soul is our Fixed Asset
Brain is our Fixed Deposit
Thinking is our Current Account

Achievements are our Capital
Character & Morals, our Stock-in-Trade
Friends are our General Reserves
Values & Behaviour are our Goodwill


Patience is our Interest Earned
Love is our Dividend
Children are our Bonus Issues
Education is Brands / Patents


Knowledge is our Investment
Experience is our Premium Account
The Aim is to Tally the Balance Sheet Accurately.
The Goal is to get the Best Presented Accounts Award.

Tension


The Moment you are in Tension,
  You loose your Attention.

 Then you are in total Confusion,
 And you’ll feel Irritation.

 This may Spoil your personal Relation.

 Ultimately you won’t get Co operation,
 And get things into Complication.

 Then you may raise Caution,
 And you have to take Medication.

 Why not try understanding the Situation,
 And try to think about our Solution.

 Many Problems will be solved by Discussion,
 This will work out better in your Profession.

 Don’t think this is a free Suggestion,
 It is only for your Prevention,

If you understand my Intention.
 You will never come again into Tension.

Easy Vs Difficult......


Easy is to get a place in someone's address book
Difficult is to get a place in someone's heart


Easy is to judge the mistakes of someone
Difficult is to recognize our own mistakes


Easy is to talk without thinking
Difficult is to refrain the tongue


Easy is to hurt someone who loves us
Difficult is to heal the wound...


Easy is to forgive others
Difficult is to ask for forgiveness


Easy is to set rules
Difficult is to follow them...


Easy is to dream every night
Difficult is to fight for a dream.....


Easy is to show victory
Difficult is to assume defeat with dignity...


Easy is to admire a full moon
Difficult to see the other side....


Easy is to stumble with a stone
Difficult is to get up...


Easy is to enjoy life every day.
Difficult is to give its real value..


Easy is to promise something to someone
Difficult is to fulfill that promise...


Easy is to say we love
Difficult is to show it every day...

Easy is to criticize others
Difficult is to improve oneself...

Easy is to make mistakes
Difficult is to learn from them...


Easy is to weep for a lost love
Difficult is to take care of it so you wont lose it.


Easy is to think about improving
Difficult is to stop thinking it and put it into action....


Easy is to think bad of someone
Difficult is to give them the benefit of the doubt...


Easy is to receive
Difficult is to give


Easy is to keep friendship with words
Difficult is to keep it with meanings.

Crushed nuts


A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly,
painfully, up onto a stool... After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.

The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'
'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'

Now, before you ' forget ', send them on to some other folks you know

Who could use a good laugh !!!

Friday, December 21, 2012

A Doctor entered the hospital in hurry......

A Doctor entered the hospital in hurry......

A doctor entered the hospital in hurry after being called in for an urgent surgery. He answered the call asap, changed his clothes and went directly to the surgery block. He found the boy’s father going and coming in the hall waiting for the doctor. Once seeing him, the dad yelled:
“Why did you take all this time to come? Don’t you know that my son’s life is in danger? Don’t you have the sense of responsibility?”

The doctor smiled and said:
“I am sorry, I wasn’t in the hospital and I came the fastest I could after receiving the call…… And now, I wish you’d calm down so that I can do my work”

“Calm down?! What if your son was in this room right now, would you calm down? If your own son dies now what will you do??” said the father angrily

The doctor smiled again and replied: “I will say what Job said in the Holy Book “From dust we came and to dust we return, blessed be the name of God”. Doctors cannot prolong lives. Go and intercede for your son, we will do our best by God’s grace”

“Giving advice when we’re not concerned is so easy” Murmured the father.

The surgery took some hours after which the doctor went out happy,
“Thank goodness!, your son is saved!” And without waiting for the father’s reply he carried on his way running. “If you have any question, ask the nurse!!”

“Why is he so arrogant? He couldn’t wait some minutes so that I ask about my son’s state” Commented the father when seeing the nurse minutes after the doctor left.

The nurse answered, tears coming down her face: “His son died yesterday in a road accident, he was in the burial when we called him for your son’s surgery. And now that he saved your son’s life, he left running to finish his son’s burial.”

NEVER JUDGE ANYONE BECAUSE You never know how their life is & as to what is happening or what they’re going through. Just think ABOUT this moment.

Mens & Womens

Men:

1. All men are extremely busy.
2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.
4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one around.
5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others.
6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off if the women leaves them.
7. Although the women leaves them they still don't learn from their mistakes and still try their luck with others.


Women:

1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.
2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes.
3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something to wear.
4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully.
5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just "An old rag".
6. Although their clothes are always "just an old rag", they still expect you to compliment them.
7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't believe you.

Dont Manipulate



A 54 year old woman had
a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.

While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she
asked "Is my time up?"

God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to
live."

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a
face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair colour and brighten her teeth! Since she
had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of
it.

After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the
ambulance.?"


(You'll love this)

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God replied : "I didn't recognize you."
Motive of the story : God loves you the way you are.
Have a lovely day..

Jokes

WIFE:

I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.

HUSBAND:
God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
He saw me in the dark, he created light.
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

WIFE:
Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.

HUSBAND:
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?

WIFE:
Roses are red; Violets are blue
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but outside, laughing at you



Msg Digest:

This is the best and most civil way
to have fight, instead of resorting to
physical force both by
husband and wife.



Wife: You say that I looked Old
but people still praise me.

Husband: It must be John
Wife: How do you know?
Husband: kabaadi wala hai sala :P



Pathan apne baap se:
Hamara shadi krwao..
Baap:kis k sath?
Pathan: Dadi k sath,
Baap:
nalaik wo hmara Maa he
Pathan:To tumne hamara Maa k
sath kyu kia hum bdla lega

Jokes

Apni Biwi ko apni 100% kamai dene se 10% Sukh milta hai. 
Kisi doosri ko apni kamai ka 10% dene pe 100% sukh milta hai
Paisa apka ... Faisla apka ...

"Funny but true fact !!
A woman worries about her future till she gets a husband,
A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife !! ..
What do u say???????????

A Man before marriage is - Superman.
After Marriage - Gentleman.
5 Years Later - Watchman.
10 Years later - Apne Hi Jaal Mein fasaa hua Spiderman.

Life may hamesha Haste raho, muskrate raho, gaate raho, gungunate raho...
thaki tumhe dekh kar hi log samaj jaye ki……………
Tum... "KUWARE" ho…..

Wife- agar main kho gayi to tum kya karoge?
Husband - main TV aur newspaper mein Ad dunga ki jaha kahin bhi ho.....
KHUSH RAHO



Wife - Shadi ki raat tum ne jab mera ghunghat uthaya to kaisi lagti thi..
Husband - Mai to mar hi jata agar mujhe hanuman chalisa na yaad hoti..!!


Why love marriage is better than Arranged????
B'coz a "KNOWN DEVIL" is better than an "UNKNOWN GHOST".


Wife: main tumhari yaad mein Bees din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hoon,
mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
HUSBAND: Bees din aur ruk jaao.


A man gave an add in Matrimonial column "PATNI CHAHIYE"
He got 1000 replies all saying:- "Meri Le Ja...!", ''Meri Le Ja...!''


Husband to Hotel Manager: "Jaldi chalo! meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai"
Manager: "What can I do?
Husband: "Kamine, khidki nahi khul rahi hai."


Every person is a FREEDOM FIGHTER ........ Immediately after Marriage!!


Telling a lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover, an accomplishment for a bachelor and a Matter of Survival for a married man.
Good Luck!


Woh kahte hain ki hamari biwi swarg ki Apsara hai,
Hum ne kaha khushnaseeb ho bhai, hamari to abhi Jinda hai...

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

TEST AND RESPONSE

Test: In which battle did Napoleon die?
Response: His last battle


Test: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
Response: At the bottom of the page


Test: River Ravi flows in which state?
Response: Liquid


Test: What is the main reason for divorce?
Response: Marriage


Test: What is the main reason for failure?
Response: Exams


Test: What can you never eat for breakfast?
Response: Lunch and Dinner


Test: What looks like half an apple?
Response: The other half


Test: If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become?
Response: It will simply become wet


Test: How can a man go eight days without sleeping?
Response: By sleeping at night.


Test: How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
Response: You will never find an elephant that has only one hand.


Test: If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
Response: Very large hands


Test: If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
Response: No time at all, the wall is already built.


Test: How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
Response: Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

The main causes of liver damage are:


The main causes of liver damage are: 



1. Sleeping too late and waking up too late are main cause. 

2. Not urinating in the morning. 

3 . Too much eating. 

4. Skipping breakfast. 

5. Consuming too much medication & alcohol. 

6. Consuming too much preservatives, additives, food coloring, and artificial sweetener. 

7. Consuming unhealthy cooking oil.. 
As much as possible reduce cooking oil use when frying, which includes even the best cooking oils like olive oil. Do not consume fried foods when you are tired,  except if the body is very fit. 

8. Consuming raw (overly done) foods also add to the burden of liver. 
Veggies should be eaten raw or cooked 3-5 parts. Fried veggies should be finished in one sitting, do not store. 

We should prevent this without necessarily spending more. We just have to adopt a good daily lifestyle and eating habits. Maintaining good eating habits and time condition are very important for our bodies to absorb and get rid of unnecessary chemicals according to ' schedule. ' 

BRAIN DAMAGING HABITS

BRAIN DAMAGING HABITS 

  
1. No Breakfast 
People who do not take breakfast are going to have a lower blood sugar level. This leads to an insufficient supply of nutrients to the brain causing brain degeneration. 

2 . Overeating=2 0
It causes hardening of the brain arteries, leading to a decrease in mental power. 

3. Smoking 
It causes multiple brain shrinkage and may lead to Alzheimer disease. 

4 High Sugar consumption 
Too much sugar will interrupt the absorption of proteins and nutrients causing malnutrition and may interfere with brain development 

5. Air Pollution 
The brain is the largest oxygen consumer in our 20 body. Inhaling polluted air decreases the supply of oxygen to the brain, bringing about a decrease in brain efficiency. 

6 . Sleep Deprivation 
Sleep allows our brain to rest.. Long term deprivation from sleep will accelerate the death of brain cells.. 

7. Head covered while sleeping 
Sleeping with the head covered increases the concentration of carbon dioxide and decrease concentration of oxygen that may lead to brain damaging effects. 

8. Working your brain during illness 
Working hard or studying with sickness may lead to a decrease in effectiveness of the brain as well as damage the brain. 

9. Lacking in stimulating thoughts 
Thinking is the best way to train our brain, lacking in brain stimulation thoughts may cause brain shrinkage. 

10. Talking Rarely 
Intellectual conversations will promote the efficiency of the brain 

Saturday, December 1, 2012

HEALTH SOLUTIONS WITH VEGETABLES, FRUITS AND SPICES HEALTH EDUCATION


[1] COLDS:

Mix a gram of dalchini/cinnamon powder with a teaspoon of honey to cure cold. 
Prepare a cup of tea to which you should add ginger, clove, bay leaf and black pepper. 
This should be consumed twice a day. Reduce the intake as the cold disappears.


[2] GINGER FOR COLDS:

Ginger tea is very good to cure cold. Preparation of tea: cut ginger into small pieces 
and boil it with water, boil it a few times and then add sugar to sweeten and milk to taste, 
and drink it hot.

[3] DRY COUGHS:

Add a gram of Turmeric(Haldi) powder to a teaspoonful of 
Honey for curing dry cough. Also chew a Cardamom for 
a long time.


[4] BLOCKED NOSE:

For blocked nose or to relieve congestion, take one tablespoon of crushed carom seeds(ajwain), 
tie it in a cloth and inhale it.

[5] SORE THROAT:

Add a tea spoon of cumin seeds (jeera) and a few small pieces of dry ginger to a glass of 
boiling water. Simmer it for a few minutes, and then let it cool. Drink it twice daily. 
This will cure cold as well as sour throat.


[6] AJWAIN/AJMO FOR ASTHMA:

Boil Ajwain(Ajmo) in water and inhale the steam.



[7] CURE FOR BACKACHE:

Rub ginger paste on the backache to get relief.


[8] GARLIC FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE:

Have 1-2 pod Garlic(Lasan) first thing in the morning with water. 



[9] HONEY AND GINGER FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE:

Mix 1 tablespoon and 1 tablespoon of Ginger(Adrak) juice, 1 tablespoon of crushed cumin seeds(Jeera), 
and have it twice daily.



[10] MIGRAINE:

For the cure of migraine or acute cold in the head; boil a tablespoon of pepper powder, and a 
pinch of turmeric in a cup
of milk, and have it daily for a few couple of days. 



[11] BITTER GOURD(KARELA) FOR BLOOD SUGAR CONTROL:

A tablespoon of amla juice mixed with a cup of fresh bitter Gourd(Karela) juice and taken daily 
for 2 months reduces blood sugar.



[12] CURE FOR INJURIES - TURMERIC(HALDI):

For any cut or wound, apply turmeric powder to the injured portion to stop the bleeding. 
It also works as an antiseptic. You can tie a bandage after applying turmeric(haldi).


[13] CRAMPS:

You must do a self-massage using mustard oil every morning. Just take a little oil between 
your palms and rub it all over your body. Then take a shower. This is especially beneficial 
during winter. You could also mix a little mustard powder with water to make a paste and apply 
this on your palms and soles of your feet. 


[14] HEADACHES:

If you have a regular migraine problem, include five almonds along with hot milk in your daily diet. 
You could also have a gram of black pepper along with honey or milk, twice or thrice a day. 
Make an almond paste by rubbing wet almonds against a stone. This can be applied to forehead.

Eat an apple with a little salt on an empty stomach everyday and see its wonderful effects. 

OR 
when headache is caused by cold winds, cinnamon works best in curing headache. Make a paste of 
cinnamon by mixing in water and apply it all over your forehead 


[15] TURMERIC FOR ARTHRITIS:

Turmeric can be used in treating arthritis due to its anti-inflammatory property. Turmeric can 
be taken as a drink other than adding to dishes to help prevent all problems. Use one teaspoon of 
turmeric powder per cup of warm milk every day.
It is also used as a paste for local action.



[16] GOOD FOR THE HEART:

Turmeric lower cholesterol and by preventing the formation of the internal blood clots improves 
circulation and prevents heart disease and stroke. Turmeric can be taken as a drink other than 
adding to dishes to help preventall problems.. Use one teaspoon of turmeric powder per cup of 
warm milk every day. It is also used as a paste for local action.


[17] GOOD FOR INDIGESTION: 

Turmeric can be used to relieve digestive problems like ulcers, dysentery. Turmeric can be 
taken as a drink other than adding to dishes to help prevent all problems. Use one teaspoon 
of turmeric powder per cup of warm milk every day. It is also used as a paste for local action.


[18] HONEY IS A GOOD CURE FOR ALL DISEASES:

Mix 1 teaspoon of honey with a teaspoon of Cinnamon powder and have it at night.


[19] HICCUPS:

Take a warm slice of lemon and sprinkle salt, sugar and black pepper on it. The lemon should 
be eaten until the hiccups stop.



[20] HIGH BLOOD CHOLESTEROL:

In 1 glass of water, add 2 tablespoons of coriander (dhania) seeds and bring to a boil. Let 
the decoction cool for some time and then strain. Drink this mixture two times in a day.

OR
Sunflower seeds are extremely beneficial, as they contain linoleic acid that helps in reducing 
the cholesterol deposits on the walls of arteries.


[21] PILES:

Radish juice should be taken twice a day, once in the morning and then later in the night. 
Initially drink about ? cup of radish juice and then gradually increase it to ? cup. 

OR
Soak 3-4 figs in a glass of water. Keep it overnight. Consume the figs on an empty stomach, 
the next day in the morning


[22] VOMITING:

Take 2 cardamoms(elaichi) and roast them on a dry pan(tavaa). Powder the cardamoms and thereafter 
add one teaspoon of honey in it. Consume it frequently. It serves as a fabulous home remedy for vomiting. 

OR 
In the mixture of 1 teaspoon of mint juice and 1 teaspoon of lime juice, add 1 teaspoon of ginger 
juice and 1 teaspoon of honey. Drink this mixture to prevent vomiting. 

OR
Lime juice is an effective remedy for vomiting. Take a glass of chilled lime juice and sip slowly.
To prevent vomiting, drink ginger tea. 

OR 
In 1 glass water, add some honey and drink sip by sip. 


[23] WARTS:

Apply castor oil daily over the problematic area. Continue for several months. 

OR 
Apply milky juice of fresh and barely-ripe figs a number of times a day. Continue for two weeks. 

OR 
Rub cut raw potatoes on the affected area several times daily. Continue for at least two weeks. 

OR
Rub cut onions on the warts to stimulate the circulation of blood. 
OR 
Apply milk from the cut end of dandelion over the warts 2-3 times a day. 

OR 
Apply oil extracted from the shell of the cashew nut over the warts. 

OR 
Apply Papaya juice 

OR 
Apply Pineapple juice.


[24] URINARY TRACT INFECTIONAL:

Drink Cranberry juice. You can also add some apple juice for taste.


[25] SINUSITIS:

Mango serves as an effective home remedy for preventing the frequent attacks of sinus, as it is 
packed with loads of vitamin A. 

OR 
Another beneficial remedy consists of consuming pungent foods like onion and garlic, as a part 
of your daily meals. 

OR 
Fenugreek(Methi) leaves are considered valuable in curing sinusitis. In 250 ml water, boil 1 tsp 
of Fenugreek seeds and reduce it to half. This will help you to perspire, dispel toxicity and 
reduce the fever period. 

OR 
Tie a teaspoon of black cumin seeds in a thin cotton cloth and inhale.


[26] TONSILLITIS:

Take 1 fresh lemon and squeeze it in 1 glass of water (about 8 oz.). Add 4 teaspoonful of honey 
and fractional of teaspoon of salt in it. Drink it slowly sip by sip. 

OR 
Milk has proved beneficial in treating tonsillitis. In 1 glass of pure boiled milk, add a pinch 
of turmeric powder and pepper powder. Drink it every night for about 3 days.