Jokes

WIFE:

I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.

HUSBAND:
God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
He saw me in the dark, he created light.
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

WIFE:
Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.

HUSBAND:
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?

WIFE:
Roses are red; Violets are blue
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but outside, laughing at you



Msg Digest:

This is the best and most civil wayto have fight, instead of resorting to
physical force both by
husband and wife.



Wife: You say that I looked Old
but people still praise me.

Husband: It must be John
Wife: How do you know?
Husband: kabaadi wala hai sala :P



Pathan apne baap se:
Hamara shadi krwao..Baap:kis k sath?
Pathan: Dadi k sath,
Baap:
nalaik wo hmara Maa hePathan:To tumne hamara Maa k
sath kyu kia hum bdla lega