Superb Definitions.

School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays. 


Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich. 


Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills. 


Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.


Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower. 



Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes 
of the students without passing through 'the minds of either' 



Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. 



Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece. 



Dictionary: A place where success comes before work. 



Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on. 



Father: A banker provided by nature. 



Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. 



Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after. 



Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.


Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read. 



Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.


Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.


Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth. 


Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. 



Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. 



Experience: The name men give to their mistakes. 



Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions. 


Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after death

SOMETHING FOR YOU TO KNOW

Ants Problem:
Ants hate cucumbers.
Keep the skin of cucumbers near the place or ant hole. 


To get pure and clean ice:
Boil water first before freezing. 


To make the mirror shine: 
Clean with sprite 


To remove chewing gum from clothes:
Keep the cloth in the freezer for an hour. 


To whiten white clothes: 
Soak white clothes in hot water with
A slice of lemon for 10 minutes 


To give a shine to hair: 
Add one teaspoon of vinegar to hair and then wash hair.



To get maximum juice out of lemons: 
Soak lemons in hot water for one hour,
And then juice them. 


To avoid smell of cabbage while cooking Keep a piece of bread on the cabbage
In the vessel while cooking. 


To avoid tears while cutting onions: 
Chew gum.


To remove ink from clothes: 
Put toothpaste on the ink spots generously and let it dry completely,
Then wash.


To skin sweet potatoes quickly: 
Soak in cold water immediately after boiling. 


To get rid of mice or rats: 
Sprinkle black pepper in places where you find mice or rats.
They will run away. 

As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate

4 Worms In Church"Four worms and a lesson to be learned!! A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.

The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol .. . . . . . Dead . The second worm in cigarette smoke . . . Dead . Third worm in chocolate syrup . . . . Dead. Fourth worm in good clean soil . . .. Alive …


So the Minister asked the congregation,

"What did you learn from this demonstration?"
Maxine was sitting in the back quickly raised her hand and said . . . "As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"That pretty much ended the service.

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WE NEVER KNEW THIS ABOUT JAPAN

WE NEVER KNEW THIS ABOUT JAPAN

 

They are indeed a very evolved race.

Have you ever read in the newspaper that a political leader or a prime minister from an Islamic nation has visited Japan?

Have you ever come across news that the King of Iran or a Saudi Arabia's prince has visited Japan?

Japan, a Country keeping Islam at bay.

Japan has put strict restrictions on Islam and ALL Muslims. 

 The reasons are: 

1. Japan is the only nation that does not give citizenship to Muslims.

2. In Japan permanent residency is not given to Muslims.

3. There is a strong ban on the propagation of Islam in Japan .

4.In the University of Japan, Arabic or any Islamic language is not taught.

5. One cannot import ‘Koran’ published in Arabic language. 

6. According to data published by Japanese government, it has given temporary residency to only 2 lakhs Muslims, who need to follow the Japanese Law of the Land. These Muslims should speak Japanese and carry their religious rituals in their homes.

7. Japan is the only country in the world that has a negligible number of embassies of Islamic countries. 

8. Japanese people are not attracted to Islam at all. 

9. Muslims residing in Japan are the employees of foreign companies.

10. Even today visas are not granted to Muslim doctors, engineers or managers sent by foreign companies.

11. In the majority of companies, it is stated in their regulations that no Muslims should apply for a job.

12. The Japanese government is of the opinion that Muslims are fundamentalist and even in the era of globalization, they are not willing to change their Muslim laws.

13. Muslims can not even think about getting a rented house in Japan. 

14 If anyone comes to know that his neighbor is a Muslim, then the whole neighbourhood stays alert. 

15 No one can start an Islamic cell or Arabic ‘Madarsa’ in Japan. 

16. There is no personal (Sharia) law in Japan .

17. If a Japanese woman marries a Muslim then she is considered an outcast forever.

18. According to Mr. Komico Yagi (Head of Department, Tokyo University ) “There is a mind frame in Japan that Islam is a very narrow minded religion and one should stay away from it.”

19. Freelance journalist Mohammed Zuber toured many Islamic countries after 9/11 including Japan. He found that the Japanese were confident that extremists could do no harm in Japan.

Visit Temple Regularly

In simple terms, these temples are located  
strategically at a place where the positive 
energy is abundantly available from the magnetic wave 
distribution of north/ south pole thrusts.          


The Main Idol is placed in the center, 
where high magnetic values are available. 
A copper plate with some Vedic scripts is buried, 
beneath the Main Idol. This place is known as 
"Garbhagriha" or Moolasthan. 

The copper plate absorbs the earths magnetic waves 
and radiates them to the surroundings. 

Thus a person making clockwise pradakshina of 
the Main Idol's placement, automatically receives 
the beamed magnetic waves . 

Regular visits make him absorb more positive energy. 

The Sanctum Sanctorum is completely enclosed on three sides. 
The effect of all energies is very high in here. 

The lamp that is lit radiates the heat and light energy.  




The ringing of the bells and the chanting of prayers 
gives sound energy. 

The fragrance from the flowers, the burning of camphor 
give out chemical energy. 

The effect of all these energies comes out of the idol. 

This is in addition to the north/south pole magnetic energy 
that is absorbed by the copper plate and utensils that are 
kept in the Moolasthan.



The water used for the Pooja is mixed with Cardamom, 
Benzoine, Holy Basil (Tulsi), Clove, etc is the "Theertham". 

This water becomes more energized because it receives 
all these combined energies . 

The water that is sprinkled onto the people passes 
on the energy to all. That is the reason why, men should 
not wear shirts to the temple and ladies should wear more 
ornaments because it is through these jewels (metal) that 
positive energy is absorbed by ladies. 

It is proved that Theertham is a very good blood purifier, 
as it is highly energized.


In addition, temples offer holy water (about three spoons). 
This water is mainly a source of magneto therapy as they place 
the copper water vessel at the Garbhagriha. 

It also contains cardamom, clove, saffron, etc to add taste 
and Tulsi (holy Basil) leaves are put into the water to increase 
its medicinal value! 

The clove essence protects one from tooth decay, 
the saffron & Tulsi leave essence protects one 
from common cold and cough, cardamom and benzoine 
known as Pachha Karpuram,acts as a mouth refreshing agents. 

This way, one's health too is protected, by regularly visiting Temples !