Mental Attitude

1. When Snake is alive, Snake eats Ants.
When Snake is dead, Ants eat Snake.
Time can turn at any time.
Don't neglect anyone in your life.......

2. Never make the same mistake twice,
There are so many new ones,
Try a different one each day.

3. A good way to change someone's attitude is to change your own.
Because, the same sun that melts butter, also hardens clay!
Life is as we think, so think beautifully.

4. Life is just like a sea, we are moving without an end.
Nothing stays with us,
What remains is just the memories of some people who touched us as Waves.

5. Whenever you want to know how rich you are?
Never count your currency,
Just try to Drop a Tear and count how many hands reach out to WIPE that- that is true richness.

6. Heart tells the eyes see less, because you see and I suffer lot.
Eyes replied, feel less because you feel and I cry a lot.

7. Never change your originality for the sake of others,
Because no one can play your role better than you.
So be yourself, because whatever you are, YOU are the best.

8. Baby mosquito came back after 1st time flying.
His dad asked him "How do you feel?"
He replied "It was wonderful, Everyone was clapping for me!"
Now thats a Positive Attitude.

This is hilarious!

This is hilarious! Be sure to read the warning at the bottom. I didn't change a word! I'm not messing with the Sex Fairy!

1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
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2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
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3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
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4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
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5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
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6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
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7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
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8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
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9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
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10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

100 Reasons Why It's Great To Be A Woman

1.  Working / Earning not mandatory.

2.  We never have to buy our own drinks at the bar.

3.  We don't have to bother on mobile bills.

4.  We get out of speeding tickets by crying.

5.  We don't have to stand on the queue to get tickets.

6.  We can sleep our way to the top of the class.

7.  We don't have to worry about the purse when we shop with men.

8.  We can marry rich and then not have to work.
  

9.  We never have to pay when we go out on dates.

10.  Men take us on all expense paid trips

11.  We always get place to sit when using public transport.

12.  Easy to get a ride.

13.  Men hold the door open for us.

14.  Jewels looks good on us.

15.  We lie better.

16.  We're better manipulators.

17.  We always end up sleeping in the bed when we fight with our other halves - you guys get the couch.

18.  We always have food in the fridge.

19.  We don't worry about losing our hair.

20.  We always get to choose the movie.

21.  We don't have to mow the lawn.

22.  We don't have to take out the garbage.

23.  We don't have to paint the house or walls.
24. If we need to our boyfriends just a missed call is enough.

25. We can easily show our disappointments or disapprovals.

26.  We can con our way out of anything - not just  dig ourselves deeper into a hole.

27.  Men unlock our side of the car first - a real bonus when its cold.

28. Even strangers shows care if we are in trouble. Men have to manage themselves.

29.  Men are like tiles, lay 'em right the first  time you can walk all over em forever.

30. We can cry in public. Men cant.

31. We don't feel shy to cry.

32. We don have worry if we lose the fight.

33.  Sweat is sexy on us.

34.  We never run out of excuses.

35.  You guys may get to think about sex 200 times a day, but we could be having it that often.

36. We can borrow clothes or accessories from our friends.

37.  We get expensive jewelry as gifts that we NEVER have to give back.

38.  We get candy, flowers and jewelry all the time because men screw up so often.

39.  We can give "the look" that will make any man want to cower in the corner.

40.  Women are cleaner.

41. We know how to make up stories.

42.  We're better arguers.

43.  We don't always have to think with our genitals.

44. We don't have to worry if we are plump. Men still like us.

45.  We're better parents.

46.  We never have to sit home alone on a weekend night. 
47.  There's never a shortage of ready, willing, and able men.

48.  We're flexible.

49.  When women get upset, we don't destroy property or hurt people - we just take it out on the world in general because we can.

50. Easy to make friendships.

51. Much easy to get a date.

52.  Men have to be in uniform.

53. We can do makeup anywhere

54. If we do heavy purchase we don't have to carry those things. Men are there.

55.  It generally takes us less to get drunk.

56.  We have a higher tolerance to pain.

57.  We often get to cut in line (Queue).

58.  Most women actually look good in short shorts      - men DON'T.

59.  Better tips.

60.  Women who don't wear underwear are considered sexy and wild, when men do it, it's rather disgusting

61.  We have mastered civilized eating - we don't embarrass our friends or make loud bodily noises in public.

62.  Women can go a day without showering or shaving and not look or smell disgusting - thank heaven for long pants and perfume!

63.  We can connive men into doing our homework, writing our papers or carrying our books anytime we want.

64.  We don't have excessive amounts of body hair.

65.  We don't spend 45 minutes on the toilet.

66. We don't bother if our IQ level is less. Just a smile is enough.

67. We are always smart.

68.  We can throw a punch at a man and not get hit in return.

69.  We don't have to lie to boast ourselves better.

70.  Men walk on the side of the sidewalk closest to the road so that if a car hits us, he gets hurt not us. 
71.  Women sweat less.

72.  Women smell better.

73.  When women make their boyfriends mad, we don't have to waste money on flowers or cards

74.  Men are more often serial killers, thieves, rapists and cheats.

75. We don get charged if we tease men in public.

76. We can be late to the office.

77.  We don't get embarrassed when buying tampons.

78.  We're better gossips.

79.  We have better fashion sense.

80.  We're better shoppers.

81.  We don't have to make fools out of ourselves to impress a man.

82.  Our friends don't pick on us if we aren't sleeping with anyone.

83.  Men don't know what our 'girl talk' is all about (and I'm not gonna tell you)

84.  We're all sitting on a gold mine - we know it and use it to our extreme advantage.

85.  We don't have to drive when on a date. 
86.  An ugly woman can use makeup and get a new hairdo to become presentable - ugly men are just ugly.

87. We can search for hours together in a shop not necessary to buy.

88. Don't have to maintain great physique.

89.  Women look better naked

90.  We know that rhythm doesn't only pertain to dancing.

91.  When women are short, we're petite.  When men are short, they're just short.

92.  Women do less time for violent crimes.

93.  Women don't have to worry about not being able to get it up.

94. There are many hands to lift  us when we slip to ground. Poor men they have to get up on their own.

95. And we don't have to feel shy about falling down.

96.  Women's conversations generally consist of more than just "uh huh, yep ok then bye"

97.  Women don't need an excuse to be in a bad mood.

98.  The remote control is not an extension of ourselves.

99.  Women are sexier.

100.  We can get laid ANYTIME, ANYWHERE, ANY WAY we want it.........!

Sleeping Tips

Stick to a schedule. Erratic bedtimes do not allow for your body to align to the proper circadian rhythms. Mum was right when she set a time we always had to go to sleep as kids. Also, make sure you try to keep the same schedule on weekends too, otherwise the next morning, you’d wake later and feel overly tired.

Sleep only at night. Avoid daytime sleep if possible. Daytime naps steal hours from nighttime slumber. Limit daytime sleep to 20-minute, power naps.



Exercise. It’s actually known to help you sleep better. Your body uses the sleep period to recover its muscles and joints that have been exercised. Twenty to thirty minutes of exercise every day can help you sleep, but be sure to exercise in the morning or afternoon. Exercise stimulates the body and aerobic activity before bedtime may make falling asleep more difficult.

Taking a hot shower or bath before bed helps bring on sleep because they can relax tense muscles.

Avoid eating just before bed. Avoid eat large meals or spicy foods before bedtime. Give yourself at least 2 hours from when you eat to when you sleep. This allows for digestion to happen (or at least start) well before you go to sleep so your body can rest well during the night, rather than churning away your food.

Avoid caffeine. It keeps you awake and that’s now what you want for a good nights sleep. We all know that.

Read a fiction book. It takes you to a whole new world if you really get into it. And then take some time to ponder over the book as you fall asleep. I find as I read more and more, regardless of the book, I get more tired at night and so find it easier to fall asleep. Different for others?

Have the room slightly cooler. I prefer this to a hot room. I prefer to turn off the heat and allow the coolness to circulate in and out of the windows. If I get cold, I wear warmer clothes. It also saves on the bills as you’re not going to require the heat all night long.

Sleep in silence. I find sleeping with no music or TV on more easy and restful. I guess others are different, but sleep with no distractions is best for a clearer mind.


Avoid alcohol before bedtime. It’s a depressant; although it may make it easier to fall asleep, it causes you to wake up during the night. As alcohol is digested your body goes into withdrawal from the alcohol, causing nighttime awakenings and often nightmares for some people.