Friday, April 15, 2011

The TRUTH

THE TRUTH :-)

1. God is real, unless declared integer...!

2. Before borrowing money from a friend, decide whether you need more...!

3. Death is hereditary...!

4. There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side...!

5. Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them...!

6. Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference...!

7. Cheer up, the worst is yet to come...!

8. Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die...!

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