Thought Of Man

It's the good girls who keep the diaries; the bad girls never have
the time


Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what
they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.


A good
sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long
enough to cover the essentials


I was told that when you hit forty men stop looking at you.
It's true, until you slip on a mini-skirt.


We all worry about the
population explosion, but we don't worry about it at the right time.


When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When
you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity


A girl's legs are her best friends...but even the best of friends
must part.


Graze on my lips, and if those hills are dry, Stray lower
where the pleasant fountains lie.