Some One Liners to make you Smile...!

> Q: Can February March?
> A: No. But April May!

> Q: Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalized?
> A: Reports say it was due to too many strokes!

> Q: Have you heard the joke about the butter?
> A: I better not tell you, it might spread!

> Q: How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
> A: Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?

> Q: Music Teacher: What's your favourite musical instrument?
> A: Kid: The lunch bell!

> Q: What did the triangle say to the circle?
> A: You’re pointless!

> Q: What do you call a ghosts mom and dad?
> A: Transparents!

> Q: What do you call a group of men waiting for a haircut?
> A: A Barbercue!

> Q: What do you call a person that chops up cereal.
> A: A cereal killer!

> Q: What do you call a South American girl who is always in a hurry?
> A: Urgent Tina!

> Q: What do you call two fat people having a chat?
> A: A heavy discussion!

> Q: What kind of emotions do noses feel?
> A: Nostalgia!

> Q: What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
> A: Thunderwear!

> Q: What's easy to get into but hard to get out of?
> A: Trouble!

> Q: Where do boats go when they get sick?
> A: The dock!

> Q: Who cleans the bottom of the ocean?
> A: A Mer-Maid!

> Q: Why can't a leopard hide?
> A: Because he's always spotted!

> Q: Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
> A: Because then it would be a foot!

> Q: Why did the barber win the race?
> A: Because he took a short cut!

> Q: Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
> A: He didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

> Q: Why did the tree go to the dentist?
> A: To get a root canal!

> Q: Why don't you see giraffes in elementary school?
> A: Because they're all in High School!

> Q: Why was the math book sad?
> A: Because it had too many problems!