How BEDROOM smells after MARRIAGE:
First 3 years....
Perfumes, Flowers,
Chocolate,
Fruits...

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After 3 years....
Baby Powder, Johnson's Cream and Lotions,
Baby Oils....

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After 15 years....
Zandu Balm,
Vicks, Iodex, Relispray....

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After 40 years....
Agarbatti...

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Four stages of marriage:
��Mad for each other,
�� Made for each other,
�� Mad at each other &
�� Mad because of each other

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What's Marriage?
Answer- MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense of Humans, that Destroys All The Six Senses and Makes The Person NON Sense..!

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Definition Of Happy Couple -
HE Does What SHE Wants…
SHE Does What SHE Wants

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Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command....

Husband:
Exactly darling! its a computer, not a Husband..!!

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'Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, Can Lengthen Your Life."
- Shakespear

"Laughing At your Wife's Mistakes, can SHORTEN your Life...."
- Shakespear's Wife

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Dont laugh alone