Eye Care for Computer User

An exercise for the eyes recommended by a specialist doctor that he termed as 20-20-20. It is apt for all of us, who spend long hours at our desks, looking at the computer screen.

Eye Care 20 20 Tips for Computer Users



Step I: After every 20 minutes of looking into the computer screen, turn your head and try to look at any object placed at least 20 feet away. This changes the focal length of your eyes, a must-do for the tired eyes.



Step II: Try and blink your eyes for 20 times in succession, to moisten them.


Step III: Time permitting of course, one should walk 20 paces after very 20 minutes of sitting in one particular posture. Helps blood circulation for the entire body.

Life Is Yours

You alone have the responsibility to shape your life.
Your happiness, success and fulfillment are in your
Very own hands.
You have the right to do whatever
You want with it.
What an incredible gift you hold.
?Once you take ownership of it, you realize that
Nobody can deny you this except you.

Everyone ultimately has one boss and that boss
Is you.
What you tell yourself to do and the choices
You make shape your life and destiny.
No matter What the situation,
you always have a choice, this is
The beauty of being in charge of you.

You hold the power to make your life great. Don't
Waste another day. Use it!

The TRUTH

THE TRUTH :-)

1. God is real, unless declared integer...!

2. Before borrowing money from a friend, decide whether you need more...!

3. Death is hereditary...!

4. There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side...!

5. Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them...!

6. Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference...!

7. Cheer up, the worst is yet to come...!

8. Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die...!

GOOD LAUGH

Two rich men were talking over coffee one day and one of them said to the other one. "Hey I tell you my driver is really stupid. If you don't believe me I'll show you.
He called his driver Santa over and said, "Santa, here is a $10 note, go to the car showroom and buy me a Mercedes".
To which Santa replied, "Yes Sir! Right away, Sir!" and rushed off to the Showroom.

The rich man then turned to his friend and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."

The other rich man said, "That's nothing, you want to see stupid, I will show you stupid."
And he called his driver, Banta.

"Banta, go home now and check to see if I'm at home."
To which Banta said, "Yes Sir! Right away, Sir!" and ran home.

"See what I told you? He doesn't even have enough brains to know that I cannot be at home if I am here."

Later on, the two drivers met on the road. Santa said to Banta, "Banta, you know my boss is sooooooo stupid. He gave me $10 and asked me to go to the car showroom and buy him a Mercedes.....Doesn't he know that today is Sunday , the showroom is closed!"

Banta replied, "You think your boss is stupid? My boss is worse, he asked me to go home to check if he is at home... He got handphone what, he can just call up to check na !!!"

Gife the Best for the Relationship

The girl agreed.

The boy kept the biggest and the most beautiful marble aside and gave the rest to the girl.
The girl gave him all her sweets as she had promised.

That night, girl slept peacefully.
But the boy couldn't sleep as he kept wondering if the girl had hidden
some sweets from him the way he had hidden his best marble.



Moral of the story:

If you don't give your hundred percent in a relationship, always keep
doubting if the other person has given his/her hundred percent..

This is applicable for any relationship like love, employer-employee relationship etc.
Give your hundred percent to everything you do and sleep peacefully.

The Atitude of Life

1) Heavy rains remind us of challenges in life. Never ask for a lighter
rain. Just pray for a better umbrella. That is attitude.

2) When flood comes, fish eat ants & when flood recedes, ants eat fish. Only
time matters.

Just hold on, God gives opportunity to everyone!

3) Some people always throw stones in your path. It depends on you what you
make with them,

Wall or Bridge?
Remember you are the architect of your life.

4) Every problem has (n+1) solutions, where n is the number of solutions
that you have tried

and 1 is that you have not tried. That’s life.

5) It’s not important to hold all the good cards in life. But it’s important
how well you play

with the cards which you hold.

6) Often when we lose all hope & think this is the end, God smiles from
above and

says, `relax dear its just a bend. Not the end. Have Faith and have a
successful life.

7) When you feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, `Damn I am
really so cute`

and you will overcome your sadness. But don’t make this a habit coz liars go
to hell.

8) One of the basic differences between God and human is, God gives, gives
and forgives.
But human gets, gets, gets and forgets. Be thankful in life!

WHY ARE INDIANS EASY TO IDENTIFY

We are like this only so true, so very true.......... ..

1. Everything you eat is savored in garlic, onion and tomatoes.

2.. You try and reuse gift wrappers, gift boxes, and of course aluminum foil.

3. You are always standing next to the two largest size suitcases at the Airport.

4. You arrive one or two hours late to a party - and think it's normal.

5. You peel the stamps off letters that the Postal Service missed to stamp.

6. You recycle Wedding Gifts, Birthday Gifts and Anniversary Gifts.

7. You name your children in rhythms (example, Sita & Gita, Ram & Shyam, Kamini & Shamini..)

8. All your children have pet names, which sound nowhere,close to their real names.

9. You take Indian snacks anywhere it says 'No Food Allowed.'

10. You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone's house.

11. You load up the family car with as many people as possible.

12. HIGH PRIORITY ***** You use plastic to cover anything new in your house
whether it's the remote control, VCR, carpet or new couch. *****

13. Your parents tell you not to care what your friends think, but they won't let you do certain things because of what the other 'Uncles and Aunties' will think.

14. You buy and display crockery, which is never used, as it is for special occasions, which never happen.

15. You have a vinyl tablecloth on your kitchen table.

16.. You use grocery bags to hold garbage.

17. You keep leftover food in your fridge in as many numbers of bowls as possible.

18. Your kitchen shelf is full of jars, varieties of bowls and plastic utensils (got free with purchase of other stuff)

19. You carry a stash of your own food whenever you travel
(and travel means any car ride longer than 15 minutes).

20. You own a rice cooker or a pressure cooker.

21. You fight over who pays the dinner bill.

22. You live with your parents and you are 40 years old. (And they prefer it that way).

23. You don't use measuring cups when cooking.

24. You never learnt how to stand in a queue.

25. You can only travel if there are 5 persons at least to see you off or receive you whether you are traveling by bus, train or plane.

26. If she is NOT your daughter, you always take interest in knowing whose daughter has run with whose son and feel proud to spread it at the velocity of more than the speed of light.

27. You only make long distance calls after 11p.m.

28. If you don't live at home, when your parents call, they ask if you've eaten, even if it's midnight .

29... You call an older person you never met before Uncle or Aunty.

30. When your parents meet strangers and talk for a few minutes, you discover you're talking to a distant cousin.

31. Your parents don't realize phone connections to foreign countries have improved in the last two decades, and still scream at the top of their lungs when making foreign calls.

32. You have bed sheets on your sofas so as to keep them
from getting dirty.

33. Its embarrassing if you're wedding has less than 600 people.

34. All your Tupperware is stained with food color.

35. You have drinking glasses made of steel.

36. You have mastered the art of bargaining in shopping.

37. You have really enjoyed reading this mail - forward it to as many Indians as possible.



I STILL LOVE TO BE AN INDIAN

101 ways to make other people smile

01. Call an old friend, just to say hi.
02. Hold a door open for a stranger.
03. Invite someone to lunch.
04. Compliment someone on his or her appearance.
05. Ask a coworker for their opinion on a project.
06. Bring cookies to work.
07. Let someone cut in during rush hour traffic.
08. Leave a waitress or waiter a big tip.
09. Tell a cashier to have a nice day.
10. Call your parents.
11. Let someone know you miss them.
12. Treat someone to a movie.
13. Let a person know you really appreciate them.
14. Visit a retirement center.
15. Take a child to the zoo.
16. Fill up your spouse’s car with gas.
17. Surprise someone with a small gift.
18. Leave a thank-you note for the cleaning staff at work.
19. Write a letter to a distant relative.
20. Tell someone you thought about them the other day.
21. Put a dime in a stranger’s parking meter before the time expires.
22. Bake a cake for a neighbor.
23. Send someone flowers to where they work.
24. Invite a friend to tea.
25. Recommend a good book to someone.
26. Donate clothing to a charity.
27. Offer an elderly person a ride to where they need to go.
28. Bag your own groceries at the checkout counter.
29. Give blood.
30. Offer free baby-sitting to a friend who’s really busy or just needs a break.
31. Help your neighbor rake leaves or shovel snow.
32. Offer your seat to someone when there aren’t any left.
33. Help someone with a heavy load.
34. Ask to see a store’s manager and comment on the great service.
35. Give your place in line at the grocery store to someone who has only a few items.
36. Hug someone in your family for no reason.
37. Wave to a child in the car next to you.
38. Send a thank-you note to your doctor.
39. Repeat something nice you heard about someone else.
40. Leave a joke on someone’s answering machine.
41. Be a mentor or coach to someone.
42. Forgive a loan.
43. Fill up the copier machine with paper after you’re done using it.
44. Tell someone you believe in them.
45. Share your umbrella on a rainy day.
46. Welcome new neighbors with flowers or a plant.
47. Offer to watch a friend’s home while they’re away.
48. Ask someone if they need you to pick up anything while you’re out shopping.
49. Ask a child to play a board game, and let them win.
50. Ask an elderly person to tell you about the good old days.
51. During bad weather, plan an indoor picnic with the family.
52. Buy someone a goldfish and bowl.
53. Compliment someone on their cooking and politely ask for a second helping.
54. Dance with someone who hasn’t been asked.
55. Tell someone you mentioned them in your prayers.
56. Give children’s clothes to another family when your kids outgrow them.
57. Deliver extra vegetables from your garden to the whole neighborhood.
58. Call your spouse just to say, I love you.
59. Call someone’s attention to a rainbow or beautiful sunset.
60. Invite someone to go bowling.
61. Figure out someone’s half-birthday by adding 182 days, and surprise them with a cake.
62. Ask someone about their children.
63. Tell someone which quality you like most about them.
64. Brush the snow off of the car next to yours.
65. Return your shopping cart to the front of the store.
66. Encourage someone’s dream, no matter how big or small it is.
67. Pay for a stranger’s cup of coffee without them knowing it.
68. Leave a love letter where your partner will find it.
69. Ask an older person for their advice.
70. Offer to take care of someone’s pet while they’re away.
71. Tell a child you’re proud of them.
72. Visit a sick person, or send them a care package.
73. Join a Big Brother or Sister program.
74. Leave a piece of candy on a coworker’s desk.
75. Bring your child to work with you for the afternoon.
76. Give someone a recording of their favorite music.
77. Email a friend some information about a topic they are especially interested in.
78. Give someone a homemade gift.
79. Write a poem for someone.
80. Bake some cookies for your local fire or police department
81. Organize a neighborhood cleanup and have a barbecue afterwards.
82. Help a child build a birdhouse or similar project.
83. Check in on an old person, just to see if they’re okay.
84. Ask for the recipe after you eat over at someone’s house.
85. Personally welcome a new employee at work and offer to take them out for lunch.
86. While in a car, ask everyone to buckle up because they are important to you.
87. Let someone else eat the last slice of cake or pizza.
88. Stop and buy a drink from a kid’s lemonade stand.
89. Forgive someone when they apologize.
90. Wave to someone looking for a parking space when you’re about to leave a shopping center.
91. Send a copy of an old photograph to a childhood friend.
92. Leave a pint of your spouse’s favorite flavor of ice cream in the freezer with a bow on it.
93. Do a household chore that is usually done by someone else in the family.
94. Be especially happy for someone when they tell you their good news.
95. Compliment a coworker on their role in a successful project.
96. Give your spouse a spontaneous back rub at the end of the day.
97. Serve someone in your family breakfast in bed.
98. Ask someone if they’ve lost weight.
99. Make a donation to a charity in someone’s honor.
100. Take a child to a ballgame.
101. Share this list to 10 of your favorite people!

Useful Information Please Read

1. If you see children Begging anywhere in INDIA, please contact:
"RED SOCIETY" at 9940217816. They will help the children for their studies.



2. Where you can search for any BLOOD GROUP, you will get thousand's of donor address. www.friendstosupport.org



3. Engineering Students can register in www.campuscouncil.com to attend Off Campus for 40 Companies.



4. Free Education and Free hostel for Handicapped/Physically Challenged children.
Contact:- 9842062501 & 9894067506.



5. If anyone met with fire accident or people born with problems in their ear, nose and mouth can get free PLASTIC SURGERY done by Kodaikanal PASAM Hospital . From 23rd March to 4th April by German Doctors.
Everything is free. Contact : 045420-240668,245732
"Helping Hands are Better than Praying Lips"



6. If you find any important documents like Driving license, Ration card, Passport, Bank Pass Book, etc., missed by someone, simply put them into any near by Post Boxes. They will automatically reach the owner and Fine will be collected from them.



7. By the next 10 months, our earth will become 4 degrees hotter than what it is now. Our Himalayan glaciers are melting at rapid rate. So let all of us lend our hands to fight GLOBAL WARMING.
-Plant more Trees.
-Don't waste Water & Electricity.
-Don't use or burn Plastics



8. It costs 38 Trillion dollars to create OXYGEN for 6 months for all Human beings on earth.
"TREES DO IT FOR FREE"
"Respect them and Save them"





9. Special phone number for Eye bank and Eye donation: 04428281919 and 04428271616 (Sankara Nethralaya Eye Bank). For More information about how to donate eyes plz visit these sites. http://ruraleye.org/



10. Heart Surgery free of cost for children (0-10 yr) Sri Valli Baba Institute Banglore. 10.
Contact : 9916737471



11. Medicine for Blood Cancer!!!!
'Imitinef Mercilet' is a medicine which cures blood cancer. Its available free of cost at "Adyar Cancer Institute in Chennai". Create Awareness. It might help someone.
Cancer Institute in Adyar, Chennai
Category: Cancer
Address: East Canal Bank Road, Gandhi Nagar
Adyar Chennai -600020
Landmark: Near Michael School
Phone: 044-24910754 044-24910754 , 044-24911526 044-24911526 , 044-22350241 044-22350241



12. Please CHECK WASTAGE OF FOOD
If you have a function/party at your home in India and food gets wasted, don't hesitate to call 1098 (only in India ) - Its not a Joke, This is the number of Child helpline.
They will come and collect the food. Please circulate this message which can help feed many children.
AND LETS TRY TO HELP INDIA BE A BETTER PLACE TO LIVE IN
Please Save Our Mother Nature for
"OUR FUTURE GENERATIONS"

THESE MAY BE USEFUL IN DAY TO DAY LIFE !

THESE MAY BE USEFUL IN DAY TO DAY LIFE !


Ants Problem:
Ants hate cucumbers.
Keep the skin of cucumbers near the place or ant hole.



To get pure and clean ice :
Boil water first before freezing.



To make the mirror shine:
Clean with spirit



To remove chewing gum from clothes:
Keep the cloth in the freezer for an hour.



To whiten white clothes:
Soak white clothes in hot water with
a slice of lemon for 10 minutes



To give a shine to hair :
Add one teaspoon of vinegar to hair, then wash hair.



To get maximum juice out of lemons :
Soak lemons in hot water for one hour,
and then juice them.



To avoid smell of cabbage while cooking:
Keep a piece of bread on the cabbage
in the vessel while cooking.



To avoid tears while cutting onions:
Chew gum.



To boil potatoes quickly:
Skin one potato from one side only before boiling.



To remove ink from clothes :
Put toothpaste on the ink spots generously and let it dry completely,
then wash.



To skin sweet potatoes quickly :
Soak in cold water immediately after boiling.



To get rid of mice or rats :
sprinkle black pepper in places where you find mice or rats.
They will run away.

Ek pal to ab humein Jeene do Jeene do !!!

Saari ummr hum OFFICE mein jee liye,

Ek pal to ab humein Jeene do Jeene do !!!

Na na nana… nana na na nana... na na na na na naaaaaaaaaaa...

Give me some Leave
Give me some Break
Give me another chance
I wanna go home once again,

Na na nana… nana na na nana... na na na na na naaaaaaaaaaa...

Kandhon ko Reports Ke bojh ne jhukaya
jhoot bolna to khud manager ne sikhaya,

career to gaya
PF bhi gaya
Ek pal to ab humein Jeene do... Jeene do,

Saari ummr hum Office mein jee liye
Ek pal to ab humein Jeene do... Jeene do

Salary kabhi na badhi...

Har baar increment, perks aur bonus ka jhotha lara laga,
boss ne humse aur zayada kaam karwaya....

beyond working hours bhi humne kaam kiya

Ek pal to ab humein Jeene do... Jeene do !!!

Saari ummr hum OFFICE mein jee liye, Ek pal to ab humein jeene do... jeene do.

Na na nana… nana na na nana... na na na na na naaaaaaaaaaa.

This is attitude

This is attitude
IF AN EGG IS BROKEN BY AN OUTSIDE FORCE..A LIFE ENDS.
IF AN EGG BREAKS FROM WITHIN...... .LIFE BEGINS.
GREAT THINGS ALWAYS BEGIN FROM WITHIN .


This is attitude
IT'S BETTER TO LOSE YOUR EGO TO THE ONE YOU LOVE.
THAN TO LOSE THE ONE YOU LOVE ....... BECAUSE OF EGO


This is attitude
WHY WE HAVE SO MANY TEMPLES, IF GOD IS EVERYWHERE ?
A WISE MAN SAID :
AIR IS EVERYWHERE,
BUT WE STILL NEED A FAN TO FEEL IT .



This is attitude
WHEN YOU TRUST SOMEONE TRUST HIM COMPLETELY WITHOUT
ANY DOUBT....... AT THE END YOU WOULD GET ONE OF THE TWO :
EITHER A LESSON FOR YOUR LIFE OR A VERY GOOD PERSON


This is attitude
LIFE IS NOT ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO ACT TRUE TO YOUR FACE ........
IT'S ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO REMAIN TRUE BEHIND YOUR BACK


This is attitude
SOLDIER : SIR WE ARE SURROUNDED FROM ALL SIDES BY ENEMIES ,
MAJOR : EXCELLENT ! WE CAN ATTACK IN ANY DIRECTION.


This is attitude
THE WORST IN LIFE IS "ATTACHMENT " IT HURTS WHEN YOU LOSE IT. THE BEST THING IN LIFE IS " LONELINESS "
BECAUSE IT TEACHES YOU EVERYTHING AND, WHEN YOU LOSE IT, YOU GET EVERYTHING.


This is attitude
"You never conquer a mountain. You stand on the summit a few moments; then the wind blows your footprints away."



This is attitude
“I hear and I forget.
I see and I remember.
I do and I understand.”


This is attitude
“The greatest waste in the world is the difference between what we are and what we could become.”

Freindship

Na Chand Ki Tarah,Na suraj Ki Tarah,
Na Aasma Ki Tarah,Na sitaro Ki Tarah,
Koi Dost Mujhe Mile To Bus Aap Ki Tarah !!



Sabne Kaha Dosti Ek Dard Hai,
Hamne Kaha Dard Kabul Hai!
Sabne Kaha Dard Ke Saath Ji Na Paoge,
Hamne Kaha Teri Dosti Ke Saath Marna Kabul Hai !!


Jab Koi Khayal Dil Se Takarata Hai,
Dil Na Chahkar Bhi Khamosh Rah Jata Hai
Koi Sab Kuch Kahkar Dosti Jatata Hai
Koi Kuch Na Kahkar Dosti Nibhata Hai !!

Duniya Me Bohut Gam Milege
Sach Mano Achhe Dost Kam Milege
Jish Mod Sab Shath Chhod Dege
Us Mod Per Intjaar Karte Hum Milege !!



Koi Kahta Hai Dosti Nasha Ban Jati Hai,
Koi Kahta Hai Dosti Saza Ban Jati Hai,
Dosti Karo Agar Dil Se To Dosti Hi
Jeene Ki Vajah Ban Jati Hai !!


Yade Hoti Hai Satane Ke Liye
Koi Roothata Phir Manane Ke Liye
Rishte Banana Koi Muskil To Nahi
Bas Jan Tak Chali Jati Hai,Use Nibhane Ke Liye !!

Kas Khusiyno Ki Ek Dukan Hoti
Aur Usme Hamari Pahchan Hoti
Lelete Apke Liye Sari Khusiyna
Chahe Unki Kimat Hamari Jan Hoti !!

Hum Agar Apko Msg Nahi Kar Pate To Aisa Nahi Hai
Ki Ap Hume Yad Nahi Aate Mana Ki Sab Rishte,
Nibhaye Nahi Jate Par Jo Bas Jate Hai Dil Main Bulaye Nahi Jate !!

Good Morning

twinkle twinkle lazy star ,
kitna soyega uthja yaar,
up above the world so high,
sun has risen in the sky,
uthke jaldi PEE LE CHAI,
then u call and say me HI..

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Hot tea with my cold sms, Cold shower with my warm sms,

Spicy breakfast with my sweet sms & lovely morning with my Good Morning sms...!

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M-ake the most of it.
O-pen your heart and mind.
R-emember to thank God.
N-ever frown
I-magine me
N-othing to worry.
G-ood Morning!

Wish you have nice day & ofcourse good morning

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Utha le re deva, utha le...
Mereko nahi re, mere dost ko uthale...
Uper nahi re baba, so raha hai, nind se uthale...

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Lo Aaj Hum Ne Aap Ko
Pehle Yaad Kia
Is KhoobSurat Subha
Ko Aap K Naam Kia
Acha Guzre Ye Din
Aap Ka
Dil Se Hum Ne Ye
Paigham Dia...

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Is pyari si subah
mein,
pyare se mausam mein,
pyari si koyal ki awaaz,
pyari si hawaaon mein,
sabse pyare insaan aur sabse pyare dosto ko,

Good Morning!

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New morning
+New aim
+New decision
+New dream
+New idea
+New thinking
+New ambition
=GREAT SUCCESS
May God give u everything in life

Three Things

Three things in life that,
once gone, never come back:
Time, Words & Opportunity



Three things in life that
may never be lost:
Peace, Hope & Honesty.



Three things in life that
are most valuable:
Love, Self-confidence & Friends



Three things in life that
are never certain:
Dreams, Success & Fortune



Three things that make a man:
Hard work, Sincerity & Commitment



Three things in life that
can destroy a man:
Wine, Pride & Anger

New Law

New Law by Government of India

If you find any important documents like Driving License, Ration Card,

Passport, Bank Passbook, Voter's Card etc. that is missed

by someone; simply put them into nearby post boxes.

“They will be delivered to the owner and postal fee

or fine will be collected from them”.

Pass on this useful information to all your contacts !

ATM Theft

VERY IMPORTANT AND INTERESTING


Read carefully

WHEN A THIEF FORCES YOU TO TAKE MONEY FROM THE ATM,

DO NOT ARGUE OR RESIST,
YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW WHAT HE OR SHE MIGHT DO TO YOU.

WHAT YOU SHOULD DO IS TO
PUNCH YOUR PIN IN THE REVERSE, I..E IF YOUR PIN IS 1254,

YOU PUNCH 4521.


THE MOMENT YOU PUNCH IN THE REVERSE,

THE MONEY WILL COME OUT BUT WILL BE
STUCK INTO THE MACHINE HALF WAY OUT AND IT WILL

ALERT THE POLICE WITHOUT THE NOTICE OF THE THIEF.
EVERY ATM HAS IT; IT IS SPECIALLY MADE TO SIGNIFY

DANGER AND HELP.

NOT EVERYONE IS AWARE OF THIS.

FORWARD THIS TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND THOSE YOU CARE

Love

Duriyo Ki Na Parwah Kiya-Kijiye
Dil-Jab Bhi Pukare Bula-Lijiye
Hum-Door Zada Nahi Aapse
Bus Apni Ankho Ko Palko Se Mila Lijiye !!

Aapki Khusi Me Apni Khusi Dundte-Hai
Aapke-Labon Pe Apni Hasi Dundte-Hai
Mere-Dil Ki Nahi Mujhe Khbar
Aapki Dhadkan Me Apni Zindagi Dundte Hai !!

Kash Wo Pal Sang Bitaye Na Hote
Jisko Yaad Kar Aaj Ye Aansu Aaye Na Hote
Is Tarha Door Jana Hi Tha
To Itni Gehrayi Se Dil Me Samaye Na Hote !!

U Gujre Baju Se Jaise Bilkul Anjan Ho
Kabhi Na Jan Na Pahchan Ho
Dil Ne Kaha Aap Bade Baieman Ho
Par Kya Kare Jalim Jaise Bhi Ho Aap Humari Jaan Ho !!

Duniya Jise Neend Kehti Hai
Jane Wo Kya Cheez Hoti Hai
Ankhe To Hum Bhi Band Karte Hai
Par Wo Usse Milne Ki Tarkeeb Hoti Hai !!

Wo Ruthti Rahe Hum Manate Rahe
Uski-Raaho-Me Palke Bichate Rahe
Unhone-Kabhi Palat Ke Bhi Na Dekha
Hum Aankh Jhapkane Se Bhi Katrate Rahe !!

Waqt Ke Dayare Se Hum Nikal Na Jaye
Aapke Dil Se Kahi Hum Utar Na Jaye
Hum Roz Aapko Yaad Dilaya Karenge
Warna Kahi Aap Hume Bhul Na Jaye !!

Takdir Ne Chaha Takdir Ne Bataya
Takdir Ne Tumko Humse Milaya
Kushnasib The Hum Jab Tumsa
Anmol Shaks Humari Zindagi Mein Aaya !!

Duniya Ki Daulat Dabaye Rakhna
Husn-Ki-Bagiya Chupaye Rakhna
Kahi-Kisi-Ki Nazar Na Lag Jaye
Thoda Sa Kajal Lagaye Rakhna !!

Mere Haal Pe Uska Muskurana Gazab Tha
Bina Baat Muze Uska Sataana Gazab Tha
Milne Ki Baat Chale To Bahaana Bana Dena
Aur Bina Vaade Ke Uska Aana !!

Friendship

Chupke Chupke Fariyaad Kiya Karte Hai

Raat Din Aapko Yaad Kiya Karte Hai

Ye Hum Nahi Kahte Gharwale Khete Hai

Hum Nind Me Bhi Aapka Naam Liya Karte Hain !!



Apni Wo Mulakat Kuch Adhuri Se Lagi,

Pas-Ho-Ke-Bhi Thodi Duri Se Lagi,

Hotho-Pe-Hasi Ankho Me Majburi Se-Lagi,

Zindgi-Me Pehli Bar Kisi Ki Duri Se-Lagi !!



Kasor Na Uska Tha Na Mera,

Hum Dono Hi Rishto Ki Rasam Nibhate Rahe.

Wo Dosti Ka Ehsas Jatati Rahi,

Hum Mohabbt Ko Dil Me Chupate Rahe !!



Kuch Bikhre Sapne Aur Ankho Me Nami Hai

Ek Chota Sa Aasman Aur Umido Ki Jami Hai

Yu To Bahut Kuch Hai Zindgi Me Sirf

Jise Chahte Hai Uski Kami Hai !!



Tamanna Kare Aap Jis Baharo Ki

Vo Bahar Aapke Kadmo Me-Ho

Khuda Aapko Vo Haqeqat Me De

Jo Socha Aapne Kabhi Sapno Me-Ho !!


Kya Kahoon Teri Taareef Mein,

Har Lavz Adhura Sa Lagta Hai,

Ye Alfaaj Kya Kahenge Tarif Teri,

Tu Khud Ek Tarif Si Lagati Hai !!



Najar Milta Hu Aapse,

Meri Sanse Tej Chalti Hai

Khayalon Me Aata Hu Aapke

Meri Tammnaye Machale Lagte Hai !!



Pyar Me Maut Se Darta Kaun Hai

Pyar Ho Jata Hai Karta Kaun Hai

Aap Jaise Yaar Par Duniya Kurban

Aur Aap Puchte Ho Ki Hum Par Marta Kaun Hai !!



Baat Aisi Ho Ki Jazbat Kam Na Ho

Khyalat Aise Ho Ki Kabi Gum Na Ho

Dil Ke Kone Me Itni Si Jagah Rakhna

Ki Khali Khali Sa Lage Jab Hum Naho !!



Gam Wo Jo Aansu La De,

Khushi Wo Jo Gam Bhula De,

Hame To Chahiye Aapki Itni Si Mohabbat,

Jo Aapke Yaad Karne Par Hame Ek Hichki Se Hila De !!



Ye Ibadat Bada Sila Dega

Gulab Ki Tarha Aapke Chehre Ko Khila Dega

Na Chodna Kabhi Mohbat Ki Ibadat Ko

Mohbbat Khud Tumhe Mohabbat Se Mila Dega !!

For Mobile Theft & Trace

If u lose your mobile in India,

..... you can get it back.


Got an interesting fact to share.. Nowadays each one of us carries Hi-Fi Mobile devices and always fears that it may be stolen.

Each mobile carries a unique IMEI i.e. International Mobile Identity No which can be used to track your mobile anywhere in the world.

This is how it works!!

1. Dial *#06# from your mobile.
2. Your mobile shows a unique 1 5 digit.
3. Note down this no anywhere but except in your mobile as this is the No.
which will help trace your mobile in case of a theft.
4. Once stolen you just have to mail this 15 digit IMEI No. to cop@vsnl.net
5. No need to go to the police.
6. Your Mobile will be traced within next 2 4 hrs via a complex system of GPRS and internet.
7. You will find where your hand set is being operated even in case your No. is being changed.

PASS ON THIS VERY IMP MESSAGE TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND RELATIVES.

If u lose your mobile, send an e-mail to cop@vsnl.net with the following Info:

Your name:
Address:
Phone model:
Make:
Last used No.:
E-mail for communication:
Missed date:
IMEI No :

Dost

Karo Karam Ya Sitam,Gila Ham Nahi Karte,

Pathar Pe Yakinan Phul Khila Nahi Karte,

Mita Do Hamko Dil Se Magar Khyal Rahe,

Hum Jaise Dost Dobara Mila Nahi Karte !!






Humari Galatiyon Ko Bhulaate Rehna,

Zindagi Bhar Dosti Nibhaate Rehna

Agar Hum Na Chal Sake Aap Ke Saath

To Aap Hi Kadam Se Kadam Milaate Rehna !!




Nishana Jo Le Wo Survir,Nishane Pe Jo Lag Jaye Wo Tir,

Dil Me Jo Utar Jaye Wo Tasvir,Tere Jaise Dost Ki Saath

Mil Jaye Wo Achi Taqdir !!






Dosti Se Qeemti Koi Jageer Nahi

Dosti Se Khubsorat Koi Tasver Nahi

Dosti To Sirf Ek Kaccha Dhaga Hai

Dhage Se Majboot Koi Janjer Nahi !!




"Dost" Ho To Aanshu Ki Bhi Shaan Hoti Hai,

"Dost" Na Ho To Mehfil Bhi Shamshaan Hoti Hai,

Saara Khel To "Dosti" Ka Hai, Verna

"Janaza" Aur "Baraat" Ek Samaan Hoti Hai !!






Bhehti Hawa Me Khusbu He Tumhari

Mere Dil Ke Aayine Me Surat He Tumhari

Is Jism Me Jo Mar Ke B Na Mit Sake

Woh Sirf Or Sirf Dosti He Tumhari !!






Jo Wajood Nahin Wo Hasti Kis Kaam Ki,

Jo Maza Na De Wo Masti Kis Kaam Ki,

Jahan Dil Na Lage Wo Basti Kis Kaam Ki,

Aur Hum Aap Ko Yaad Na Karen,To Dosti Kis Kaam Ki !!






Dil Ka Dard Dil Todne Wale Kya Jane

dosti Ke Riwaz Ye Jaha Kya Jane kitni

Takleef Hoti Hai Apno Se Dur Rahkar

ye Bus Aap Jane Ya Hum Jane !!






Sanso Se Pyari Yade Hai Aapaki ,

Dhadkan Se Pyari Batein Hai Aapki,

Aap Ko Yakin Ho Na Ho Per Is Zindgi

Se Pyari Dosti Hai Aapaki !!






Kehne Ko Shabd Nahi Hai,

Bhejne Ko Nayi mail Nahi Hai,

Par Dil Se 1 Baat Kehte Hai

aapna Khayal Rakhna Kyunki Hamare Paas

Aap Jaisa Dusra Dost Nahi Hai !

Santa

nta sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work.
Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it.
Two hours later Santa sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet.

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Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mein hole kyu?
Sardar bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

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Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs &
marriage age 21yrs?
Banta: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai,
lekin biwi ko nahi.

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Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.
Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.
Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.
Santa: Lekin biwi ko nahi pata.

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Santa bada dukhi tha, kisi ne pucha itni tension me kyon ho?
Santa: Ek dost ko 3 lac plastic surgery k liye diye the,
ab use pehchan nahin pa raha

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THE BEST ONE ! ! ! ! !
Driver: Sir ji, petrol khatam ho gaya ,
gaadi aage nahi ja sakti.
Banta: Chalo Phir, wapis le chalo.

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Santa: Wo dekh teri biwi ko saanp kaat raha hai.
Banta: Are tension mat le, Jeher bharwane aya hoga...
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Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta.
Santa: Phir tune kya kiya?
Banta: Maine kaha salon ek-ek karke aao.
Santa: Phir?
Banta: Phir kya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara Peeta !

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Pappu: Ajj madam ne 1 swaal puchhya
jisda jawab sirf mainu hi pata si.
Santa: Mera biba beta, ki swaal si?
Pappu: Swaal si k blackboard kol susu kine kita hai?

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Inspector to Banta: Faansi se pehle, bata teri antim ichha kya hai?
Banta: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k faansi de do..!

Nice Saying

Comfort on difficult days,

Smiles when sadness intrudes,

Rainbows to follow the clouds,

Laughter to feel your lips,

Sunsets to warm your heart,

Gentle hugs when spirits sag,

Friendships to brighten your being,

Beauty for your eyes to see,

Confidence for when you doubt,

Faith so that you can believe,

Courage to know yourself,

Patience to accept the truth,

Shayari

Palak Jhuka Kar Salam Karte Hai,

Is Dil Ki Dua Apke Naam Karte Hai,

Kabool Ho To Muskura Dena

Aapki 1 Muskurahat Par Ye Jaan Kurban Karte Hai !!







Zindgi Ek Chahat Ka Silsila Hai,

Koi Mil Jata Hai,Koi Bichad Jata Hai,

Jise Mangte Hai Hum Apni Duao Me,

Vo Kisi Aur Ko Bina Mange Mil Jata Hai !!







Wo To Pani Ki Bund He Jo Ankho Se Bah Jaye,

Aansu To Wo He Jo Tadap Ke Ankho Me Hi Rehjaye,

Wo Pyar Kya Jo Lafzo Me Byan Ho,

Pyaar To Wo Hai Jo Ankho Me Nazar Aye.. !!







Behate Ansu Ki Kabhi Juban Nahi Hoti.

Labzo Pe Mahobbat Bayan Nahi Hoti.

Agar Mile Kisi Ka Pyaar To Kadar Kijiyega.

Kyo Ki Kismat Har Kisi Pe Maherban Nahi Hoti !!





Kasam Se Tujhe Kabhi Bhula Na Payenge

Hum Mar Jayenge Lekin Tujhe Rula Na Payenge

Humne Rakha Hai Dil Ki Us Jagah Pe

Tujhe Kab Kisi Or Ko Vaha Bitha Na Payenge Hum !!







Kismat Pe Na Chalta Hai Zor Kisika,

Dekha Uske Haath Mein Haath Kisika,

Bas Wo Rahe Khush Hamesha

Chahe Ho Uske Pass Saath Aur Kisika !!





Mujhe Tumse Mohabbat Ho Gayi Hai

Yeh Duniya Khoobsoorat Ho Gayi Hai

Khuda Se Roz Tumko Mangta Hoon

Meri Chahat Ibadat Ho Gayi Hai..!!





Chalta Tha Kabi Hath Mera Tham Kar

Jis Par Karta Hai Bahut Yaad Wo Rasta

Use Kahna Umeed Wo Rakhe Na Kisi Or Se

Har Shakhs Mohabat Nahi Karta Use Kehna !!





Meri Yahi Chahat Tha Ki Tum Hamari Zindagi Mein Aao

Lekin Yeh Ho Na Saka Aur Ab Hum Apni Takdeer Pe Rote Hai

Neend To Nahi Aati Hai Rato Ko Lekin Phir Bhi

Kabhi Khuabo Mein Aao Isi Ummeed Se Sote Hai !!





Lamha-Lamha Aapke Hotho Par Muskan Rahe

Har Gum Se Aap Anjan Rahe Jiske Sath Mahek

Uthe Aapki Zindgi Hamesha Aapke Pas Wahi Insaan Rahe !!





Hum Aapki Dosti Ko Salam Karte Hai

Iska Har 1 Lafz Aapke Naam Karte Hai

Aaj Aap Mango Khuda Se Jo Aap Chaho,

Kyonki Hum Aaj Ki Har Mannat Aapke Naam Karte Hai. !!





Na Chupana Koi Baat Dil Main Ho Agar,

Rakhna Thorra Bharosa Hum Par,

Hum Nibhaye Ge Dosti Ka Rishta Iss Qadar,

Ke Bhulane Par Bhi Na Bhula Pao Ge Zindagi Bhar !!





Ye Mana Ki Bade Hi Badnaam Hai Hum,
Kar Jate Hai Shrarat Kyoki Insan Hai Hum,

Lagaya Na Kariye Humari Bato Ko Dil Se,

Aapko To Pata Hai Kitne Nadan Hai Hum !!







Sms To Ek Bahana Hai,

Irada To Aapka Ek Lamhe Churana Hai,

Aap Chahe Humse Baat Karo Na Karo ,

Phir Bhi Aapki Yadoon Mein Hamara Aana Jana Hai.!!







Bina Dard Ke Ansu Bahaye Nahi Jate,

Bina Pyar Ke Rishte Nibhaye Nahi Jate,

Ae Dost Ek Baat Yaad Rakhna

Bina Dil Diye, Dil Paye Nahi Jata !!







Ae Khuda Apne Chand Pe Itna Gurur Na Kar,

Ek Chand Sa Dost Hum Bhi Rakhte Hai,

Jab Tariff Hoti Hai Teri Chand Ki,

Log Misal Mere Dost Ki Dete Hai!







Dosti Se Badi Koi Jagir Nahi Hoti,

Isse Acchi Koi Tasvir Nahi Hoti,

Ek Najuk Pyar Ka Dhaga Hai,

Fir Bhi Isse Pakki Koi Janjeer Nahi Hoti…







Aap Ko Bhul Jane Ka Hosla Na Hua,

Dur Rehkar B Dil Juda Na Hua,

Aapse Milkar Kisi Se Kya Milte,

Koi Aap Jaisa Doosra Na Hua....







Tanhai Ka Ye Aalam He..Rone Ko Dil Karta He..

Rokar Thak Jaate He..To Marne Ko Dil Karta He...

Lekin Mare Bhi To Kaise...Koi He Jiske Liye Jine Ko Dil Karta He..!!





Hum Agar Aap Se Mil Nahi Pate,

Aisa Nahi Ke Aap Hume Yaad Nahi Aate,

Maana Ki Sub Rishte Nibhaye Nahi Jate.

Par Jo Bas Jate He Dil Me.Wo Phir Bhulaye Nai Jate !!







Lafz Na Nikle Phir Bhi Awaaz H0ti Hai,

Kuch Lamh0 Ki Baat Bahut Khaas H0ti Hai,

Aap Chahe Maane Ya Na Maane,

Lekin Aap Ki Yaad Hamesha Dil Ke "Pass" Hoti Hai !!





Dil Ki Kitab Ka Panna Chura Le Gaya Koi....,

Dhadkan Dil Ki Chura Le Gaya Koi...,

Hum To Raja The Dil Ke...,

Ek Nazrana De Ke Gulam Hame Bana Gaya Koi...!!





Waqt Mile To Hame Yaad Kar Lena,

Pal Pal Na Sahi Din Me Ek Baar Kar Lena,

Mana Ki Rishte Honge Aap Ke Hazaar,

Par Hamare Liye Ek Pal Barbaad Kar Lena !!





Sapno Ka Gharounda Tuta Hai Koi,

Apna Hum Se Rutha Hai Koi,

Hamari Wafa Ko Bewafai Keh Gaye Wo,

Hum Dete Rahe Duhai Aur Muskurate Reh Gaye Wo !!





Masti-Pal Doh Pal Ki Yeh Saanse Hain,

Ushi Aankhon Ki Chamak Ke Pyase Hain.

Aa Jao Kahin Se Bhi Humdum,

Hal Ki Si Jhalak Ke Pyase Hain Hum !!





Milna Tha Itefak Bichadna Nasib Tha,

Wo Itni Dur Ho Gayi Jishe Hona Karib Tha.

Hum Usko Dekhne Ko Taraste Hi Reh Gaye,

Jiski Hatheli Me Likha Humara Nasib Tha !!





Rishte Banane Ke Liye Bas Ek Pal Chahiye,

Par Ushe Nibhane Ke Liye Dil Chahiye,

Khelta To Sagar Bhi Hai Lehro Se,

Par Ushe Thaamne Ke Liye Bhi Saahil Chahiye !!





Bate Usse Kahi Dil Ka Dard Kho Gaya,

Logo Ne Hamse Pucha Aaj Tumhe Ye Kya Ho Gaya

Hum Bekrar Aankho Se Sirf Hans Paaye,

Bus Yahi Na Keh Paye Ke Hame Pyaar Ho Gaya !!





Aap To Chand Ho Jise Sab Yaad Karte Hai

Or Hamari Kismat To Taro Jaisi Hai

Hume Yaad Karna To Dur,

Khwahish Ke Liye Tutne Ki Faryad Karte Hai !!





Har Bar Uski Salamati Ki Dua Karnge

Uski Arzu Me Apni Hasti Fana Karnge

Wo Chahe Daman Bachale Humse Lekin

Hum Marte Dumtak Usse Wafa Karnge !!





Benam Sa Yeh Dard Thahar Kyun Nahi Jata,

Jo Dur Hai Dil Se Utar Kyun Nahi Jata,

Ek Chehra Jo Barso Se Hai Ajnabi,

Woh Khwab Hai Toh Phir Bikhar Kyun Nahi Jata !!





E Mere Humdum, Mere Dost, Mere Yaar,

Tere Se Shikha Hum Ne Karna Zindagi Se Pyaar

Jabse Payee Hai Maine Dosti Teri,

Uss Khuda Ka Shukriya Kartay Hain Baar Baar !!





Rasto Me Patharo Ki Kami Nahi Hai,

Dil Me Tute Sapno Ki Kami Nahi Hai,

Hum Chahte Hai Usko Apna Banana,

Per Uske Paas Apno Ki Kami Nahi Hai !!





Ae Dil Tu Mohabbat Karta Kyun Hai

Jo Karta Hai Phir Tadapta Kyun Hai

Mai Dhadkan Hu Uske Pyar Ki Kehta Tha

Phir Aaj Uske Bina Dhadakta Kyu Hai !!





Tadap Uthoge Jab Hum Yaad Aayenge,

Dhoondoge Hume Jab Hum Durr Chale Jaayenge.

Hamari Yaadon Ke Nishan Dil Me Paaoge,

Jab Tumhari Dhadkano Me Chhup Kar Hum Muskurayenge !!







Bhulne Waale Hume Bhul Jaate Hai,

Dil Se Uske Hum Nikal Jaate Hai,

Jab Tak Hoti Nahi Zarurat Humari Logon Ko,

Hum Kahan Kissi Ko Yaad Aate Hai !!







Usne Hontho Se Chu Kar Sara Pani Gulabi Kar Diya,

Usne Hontho Se Chu Kar Sara Pani Gulabi Kar Diya

Humko To Kya Sari Machhliyon Ko Bhi Sharabi Kar Diya.







Bahut Chaha Magar Use Bhula Na Saka,

Khayalo Me Kisi Aur Ko La Na Saka,

Use Dekh Ke Aansu To Poch Liye,

Par Kisi Aur Ko Dekh Ke Muskra Na Saka !!







Sachai Jane Bina Koi Fesla Na Lena,

Kisi Ke Pyaar Ka Kabhi Imtihan N Lena,

Pyaar Nahi Ye Waqt Bewafa Hai,

Kahi Kisi Ko Matlabi Samej Ke Bhula Na Dena !!







Zaruri Nahi Ki Jeene Ka Sahara Ho,

Jise Chaho Wo Hamara Ho,

Dub Jaye Kashti Hamari Hame Gam Nahi,

Bas Tamanna Hai Ki Dubne Tak Sath Tumhara Ho !!







Jane Kis Baat Ki Saza Deti Hai,

Meri Hasti Huei Aankho Ko Rula Deti Hai,

Muddat Huvi Use Dekha Bhi Nahi,

Kya Is Tarha Bhi Koi Apno Ko Bhula Deta Hai !!







Usse Door Jane Ka Irada N Tha,

Sada Sath Rehne Ka Bhi Wada N Tha,

Woh Yaad Na Karenge Yeh Jante The Hum,

Par Itni Jaldi Bhool Jayenge Andaza Na Tha !!







Choti Si Dosti Anjani Mulakaate

Palbhar Main Khatam Hote Din

Khayalon Me Doobi Lambi Ratein

Yahin Se Shuru Hota He Pyaar Kuch Asia Hi Na Yaar !!







Pyase Ko 1 Katra Pani Kafi Hai,

Ishq Me 4 Pal Ki Zindagi Kafi Hai,

Dubne Ko Samandar Me Jaye Kaun,

Uski Palko Se Tapka Woh Pani Hi Kafi Hai !!







Kanto Ko Chubhna Sikhaya Nahi Jata,

Phoolo Ko Khilna Sikhaya Nahi Jata,

Koi Ban Jata Hai Khud Hi Apna,

Kisi Ko Apna Banaya Nahi Jata !!







Shikayatein To Itni Kar Di Tumne,

Ki Reh N Gaya Kuch Keh Jaane K Liye.

Pyaar Kiya Maine Kabhi Tumse,

Ye Kafi Tha Zindagi Bitaane Ke Liye !!







Bahut Khushnooma Kal Ki Raat Guzri Hai

Kuch Tanha Par Kuch Khas Guzri Hai

Na Neend Aayi Na Khwab Koi

Bas Aap Hi Ke Khayalon Ke Saath Guzri Hai !!







Wada Kar Lete Hai Nibhana Bhul Jate Hai

Lagakar Aag Bujhana Bhul Jate Hai

Ye To Aadat Ho Gayi Uski

Rulati Hai Aur Manana Bhul Jati Hai !!







Bundo Se Moti Mang Lenge

Chand Se Chandni Mang Lenge

Agar Teri Mohabbat Naseeb Hui

To Teri Mohabbat Ki Khatir

Khuda Se Ek Aur Zindagi Mang Lenge !!







Utter Ke Dekh Mere Pyaar Ki Gehraiyon Mein

Soch Mere Bare Mei Zara Raat Ki Tanhaiyon Mein

Agar Ho Jaye Meri Chahat Ka Yaqeen To

Paoge Mujhe Apni Parchayion Mein !!







Dil Ki Hasrat Zubaan Pe Aane Lagi

Tumhe Dekha Aur Zindgi Muskurane Lagi

Ye Diwangi Thi Ya Meri Nazar Ka Dhoka

Kal Aaine Me Bhi Aap Ki Surat Nazar Aane Lagi !!







Waqt Gujar Raha Hai Magar Sansh Thami Si Hai

Muskura Rahe Hai Hum Par Ankho Me Nami Si Hai,

Pas Mere To Hai Sara Jahan Par Her Pal Apki Kami Si Hai !!







Ek Pal Laga Mujhe Usse Nighahe Milane Me

Kuch Pal Lage Nazar Usse Hatane Me

Har Pal Aati Hai Uski Yaad Mujhe Kafi Hai

Ye Dard Mujhe Pal Pal Mitane Me !!







Payal Se Payal Ki Jhankar Sundar Hai,

Pyaar Se Pyaar Ka Anubhav Sundar Hai,

Log Kehte Hai Aap Sundar Hai,

Lekin Aapse Jyada Aapka Swabhav Sundar Hai !!







Dhoop Ho Ya Ho Sehra Tere Sath Chalunga

Yakeen Na Ho To Aazama Lo Mujhko

Tere Dukh Ko Sehlenge Hanskar

Agar Apne Jism Ki Chadar Bana Lo Mujhko !!







Lamhe Judai Ke Bekarar Karte Hain

Haalat Mere Mujhe Laachar Karte Hain

Aankhe Meri Pad Lo Kabhi Ham Khud

Kaise Kahe Ki Aapse Pyaar Karte Hain !!







Pucho Na Us Kagaz Se Jis Pe Hum Dil Ke Bayan Likhte Hai.

Tanhayi Me Beeti Baate Tamam Likhte Hai

Woh Kalam Bhi Diwani Ho Gayi Jis Se Hum Aap Ka Naam Likhte Hai !!







Wo Ruthte Rahe Hum Manate Rahe

Uski Rahon Me Palkein Bichate Rahe

Usne Kabhi Palat Ke Bhi Na Dekha

Hum Ankh Jhapkane Se Bhi Katrate Rahe !!







Tu Mera Me Teri Ho Jau Tadap Me Teri Mei Mar Jau

Aisa Bane Pyaar Ka Ye Rista Humara,

Tu Mera Jishm Mei Teri Jaan Ho Jau !!







Badalna Aata Nahi Humko Mousmo Ki Tarah

Har Ek Roop Main Tera Intezaar Karte Hain

Na Tum Sameet Sakogi Jise Qayamat Tak

Kasam Tumhari Tumhe Itna Pyaar Karte Hain !!







Pyar Wo Nahi Jis Main Jeet Aur Har Ho

Pyaar Koi Cheez Nahi Jo Har Waqt Taiyar Ho

Pyar Woh Hai Jis Me Kisi Ke Aane Ka Aitbar Na Ho

Phir Bhi Intezar Ho !!

Shayari

Phool Bankar Muskarana Zindagi,
Muskarake Gum Bhulana Zindagi,
Jeet Kar Koi Khush Ho To Kya Hua,
Haar Kar Khushiya Manana Bhi Zindagi... !!


Ikraar Mein Shabdon Ki Ehmiyat Nahi Hoti,
Dil Ke Jazbaat Ki Awaaz Nahi Hoti,
Aankhen Bayaan Kar Deti Hain Dil Ki Daastan,
Mohabbat Lafzon Ki Mohtaaz Nahi Hoti !!

Kitna Bhi Chaho Na Bhol Paoge
Kitna Bhi Chaho Na Bhol Paoge
Hum Se Jitna Dur Jao Nazdik Pao Ge
Humein Mita Sakte Ho To Mita Do
Yaadein Meri, Magar..
Kya Sapno Se Juda Kar Pao Ge Humein. !!

Sada Haste Raho Jaise Haste Hain Phool,
Duniya Ki Sare Gham Tumeh Jaye Bhool,
Charo Taraf Phalao Khushion Ka Geet,
Eisi Ummid Ka Sath Yaar Tumhe
Mubarak Ho Raksha Bandhan !!

Mohabbat Mein Laakhon Zakham Khaye Humne,
Afsos Unhe Hum Par Aitbar Nahi,
Mat Pucho Kya Gujarti Hai Dil Par,
Jab Vo Kehte Hai Hame Tumse Pyar Nahi.. !!

Dil To Uske Seene Mein Bhi Machalta Hoga..
Husn Bhi So-So Rang Badalta Hoga..
Uthti Hogi Jab Nagahein Uski..
Khud "Khuda" Bhi Gir-Gir Ke Sambhalti Hogi.. !!

Dil Mein Umeedo Ki Shamma Jala Rakhi Hai,
Humne Apni Alag Duniya Basa Rakhi Hai,
Is Umeed Ke Saath Ki Ayega Sms Aapka,
Humne Mobile Par Nazrein Jama Rakhi Hein. !!

Qayamat Tak Tujhe Yaad Karenge,
Teri Har Baat Par Aitbaar Karenge,
Tujhe Sms Karne Ko To Nahi Kahenge,
Par Phir Bhi Tere Sms Ka Intezar Karenge. !!

Yaadon Ki Dhund Me Aapki Parchai Si Lagti Hai,
Kaanon Me Gunjti Shahnai Si Lagti Hai,
Aap Karib Ho To Apnapan Hai,
Warna Seene Me Saanse Bhi Parai Si Lagti Hai !!

Woh Inkar Karte Hain Ikrar Ke Liye,
Nafrat Bhi Karte Hain To Pyaar Ke Liye,
Ulti Chaal Chalte Hain Yeh Ishq Wale,
Ankhein Band Karte Hain Didar Ke Liye !!

Kuch Nasha To Aapki Baat Ka Hai,
Kuch Nasha To Dheemi Barsaat Ka Hai,
Humein Aap Yun Hi Sharabi Na Kahiye,
Is Dil Par Asar To Aapke Mulakat Ka Hai !!

Teri Arzoo Main Humne Baharon Ko Dekha!
Teri Zustzo Main Humne Sitaron Ko Dekha!
Nahi Mila Tum Se Badhkar In Nigahon Ne Hazaron Ko Dekha !!

Great Lines

Shakespeare.....
"Never Play With The Feelings Of Others Because You May Win The Game
But The Risk Is That You Will Surely Lose The Person For Life Time".



Napoleon........
"The world suffers a lot. Not because of the violence of bad people,
But because of the silence of good people!"



Einstein.........
"I am thankful to all those who said NO to me
Its Because of them I did it myself.."



Abraham Lincoln.........
"If friendship is your weakest point then you are the strongest person
in the world"



Shakespeare..........
"Laughing Faces Do Not Mean That There Is Absence Of Sorrow!
But It Means That They Have The Ability To Deal With It".



William Arthur.........
"Opportunities Are Like Sunrises, If You Wait Too Long You Can Miss Them".



Hitler.....
"When You Are In The Light, Everything Follows You,
But When You Enter Into The Dark, Even Your Own Shadow Doesn’t Follow You."



Shakespeare.............
"Coin Always Makes Sound But The Currency Notes Are Always Silent.
So When Your Value Increases Keep Yourself Calm Silent"



Dr Abdul kalaam........
"It Is Very Easy To Defeat Someone, But It Is Very Hard To Win Someone"

Romantic Shayari

Zindagi ki raah mein aage chalte jana har pal,
Mur ke na dekh beete hue pal
Jo nahin tha tera tujhe nahin mila,
Jo milgaya uske sath guzaar apna har pal
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Hum iss qadar tumpe mar mittege
Tum jahan dekhoge hum hi tumhe dikhege
Rakhna har pal iss dil mein hamari yaad
Hamare baad hamare pyar ki daastaan duniya vaale likhege
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Dil se tera Khayal na jaaye to main kya karoon??
Tu hi bata tu yaad bahot aaye to main kya karoo?
Hasrat ye hain ke ek nazar dekhloon tuzhko...
Magar Qismat wo lamha na laaye to main Kya karoo???
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Aashiq hai tere sadiyo se hum....
itni mohabbat kisne ki hai sanam....
hadd se ziyada chaaha hai tumko humne....
maange tu jaan vi toh piche hatege na kabhi mere kadam....!!!!
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Meri deewangi ki koi hadd nahin
teri soorat ke siva kuch yaad nahin
mein hu phool tere gulshan ka
tere siva mujh pe kisi ka haq nahin
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Teri aashiqui mein har had se guzar jayege
tu jitna bhulegi utna tujhe yaad aayege
dekh lena meri maut ke baad ae jaan-e-mann
tu bulayegi hum kabar chodke aayege
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Aye khat ja unke haathon ko chum le
Jab voh padhe to unke hothon ko chum le
Khuda na kare voh phade bhi dale
To girte girte unke kadmo ko chumle
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Iss ajab daur mein aashiq bhi ajeeb hote hai
ek din dost dusre din rakeeb hote hai
iss liye toh mene mohabbat nahin ki hai
mohabbat mein toh sirf dukh naseeb hote hai
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Jab se dekha hai teri aankhon mein jhank kar
koi bhi aaina acha nahin lagta
teri mohabbat mein aise hue hai deewane
tumhe koi aur dekhe toh acha nahin lagta
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Masti ko muhabbat me fanaaa koun karega ..??
yeh farz mere sewa adaa koun karee ga ...???
Haathoo ki lakiroun ko zaraa dekh najomi......
yeh dekh mere saath wafa koun karee ga?????
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Dilon mein aarzu ke diye jalte rahenge
aakhon se aansu nikalte rahenge
aap shamaa bankar dil mein roshani toh karo
hum to mom bankar pighalte rahenge
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Apni nazar me meri nigaah phir kyon dhoondhte ho..
Apni tanhai me meri kami kyon mehsoos karte ho..
Apne ahsaason me meri chhuuan kyon talashtey ho..
Apne lafzon se aksar yeh faasley kyon taye karte ho
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Mohabato mein jeene wale kush nasib hai.
Mohabato mein marne wale bhi ajeeb hai.
Azeem hai hamari dastan JAANEMAN,
Faaslo par rehte hai phir hi Dil ke qareeb hai.
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Khwabon mein aate ho TUM
yaadon mein aate ho TUM
jahan mein jau jahan mein dekhu
mujhe nazar aate ho TUM
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Aankhon me rahne walo ko yaad nahi karte,
Dil me rehne walo ki baat nahi karte,
Hamari to ruh me bus gaye hain aap,
Tabhi to hum milne ki fariyaad nahi karte
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Kuch nasha teri baat ka hai
Kuch nasha dhimi barsaat ka hai
Hum to kabse nashe me dub jaane ko tayyar hai
Intezar to sirf aapki mulakat ka hai
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Kitne pyar unhe karte hai..aaj hamein maloom hua
Roz intezaar kyun karte hai..aaj hamein maloom hua
Na chaah kar bhi dil kyun dukhaay unka
Itna kyun aazmaate hai unko..aaj hamein maloom hua
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Mulakat maut ki mehman ban gayi hai
Nazar ki duniya veeran ban gayi hai
Meri sans bhi ab meri nahi rahi
Ye zindagi aapki mohabbat par kurban ho gayi hai
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teri mohabbat pe sakh kar ke..
humne aapne aapko kamzor sabit kya hai...
maf karde hume is kahta pe..
aakhir tere judai hi iska karan hai...
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Duriyon ki na parwa kijiye
Dil jabhi pukare bula lijiye
Hum zyada dur nahi aapse
Bus apni aankho ko palko se mila lijiye!!
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Sapno se dil lagane ki aadat nahi rahi,
har waqt muskurane ki aadat nahi rahi,
ye soch ke ki koi manaane nahi aayega,
ab hume rooth jaane ki aadat nahi rahi
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kab unki palko se izhar hoga,
dil ke kisi kone me hamare liye bhi pyaar hoga,
gujar rahi hai raate unki yaado me
kabhi to unko hamara intezar hoga,?
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Aankho me armaan diya karte hai,
hum sabki neend churaliya karte hai,
jab jab aap ki palke jhapkegi to
samajh lena hum aapko yaad kiya karte hai
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wo na aaye unki yaad aakar wafa kar gayi.
unse milne ki tamanna sukoon tabah kar gayi,
aahat hui socha asar duaa kar gayi,
darwaja khola to dekha majak humse hava kar gayi
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Tere intezar me palke bichhaye baithe hai.
wo ayege isiliye ummid jagaye baithe hai.
na todna kabhi milne ka wada
ki hum ab to apni jaan ki bazi lagaye baithe hai
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bhulana aapko na asaan hoga.
bhule jo aapko wo naadaan hoga,
aap baste ho dil me hamare,
aap hame na bhule ye aapka ehsaan hoga

Some very Good and Very bad things

The most destructive habit.........................Worry

The greatest Joy...................................................Giving

The greatest loss...............................Loss of self-respect

The most satisfying work........................Helping others

The ugliest personality trait..........................Selfishness

The most endangered species..........Dedicated leaders

Our greatest natural resource....................Our youth

The greatest 'shot in the arm'.............Encouragement

The greatest problem to overcome.....................Fear

The most effective sleeping pill.............Peace of mind

The most crippling failure disease................Excuses

The most powerful force in life..........................Love

The most dangerous pariah.....................A gossiper

The world's most incredible computer.......The brain

The worst thing to be without....................Hope

The deadliest weapon.........................The tongue

The two most power-filled words..............'I Can'

The greatest asset........................................Faith

The most worthless emotion...................Self-pity

The most beautiful attire.......................SMILE!

The most prized possession....................Integrity

The most powerful channel of communication.......Prayer

The most contagious spirit..................Enthusiasm

The most important thing in life..................GOD THE ALMIGHTY.

Balance Sheet Of Life

Our Birth is our Opening Balance!

Our Death is our Closing Balance!

Our Prejudiced Views are our Liabilities.

Our Creative Ideas are our Assets.

Heart is our Current Asset.

Soul is our Fixed Asset.

Brain is our Fixed Deposit.

Thinking is our Current Account.

Achievements are our Capital.

Character & Morals, our Stock-in-Trade.

Friends are our General Reserves.

Values & Behaviour are our Goodwill.

Love is our Dividend.

Children are our Bonus Issues..

Education is Brands / Patents.

Knowledge is our Investment.

Experience is our Premium Account.

The Aim is to Tally the Balance Sheet Accurately.

The Goal is to get the Best Presented Accounts Award.

Silence is...

Silence is an absence
Silence is profound
Silence is a conversation
Being had without sound
Silence is an _ex-pression



One that cannot be heard
Silence cannot be spoken
Although it is a word
Silence is a presence
Of great nothingness



Silence can be something
And yet cease to exist
Silence can fill a room
And have no mass at all
Silence cannot be dropped, yet it can fall



Silence is a mystery
That will forever go unsolved
Silence is how every sound can swiftly be dissolved
Silence is the sound of rest
The only sound that can sound best



While other sounds can cause great pain
Silence is not the sound to blame
For Silence is what silence is
Something that is nothing
Nothing that exists

Tab Tak Pyaar Se Pyaar Mat Kar

Kaise Kahoon Apna Bana Lo Mujhe

Bahon Mein Apni Sama Lo Mujhe

Bin Tumhare Ek Pal Bhi Ab Kat-Ta Nahi

Tum Aa Kar Mujhi Se Chura Lo Mujhe

Zindagi To Wo Hai Sang Tumhare Jo Guzre

Duniya Ke Gamo Se Ab Chuda Lo Mujhe

Ye Kaisa Nasha Hai Jo Behka Raha Hai

Tumhara Hoon Main To Sambhalo Mujhe

Na Jane Phir Kaise Guzre Gi Zindagi

Agar Apne Dil Se Kabhi Tum Nikalo Mujhe !!







Tab Tak Pyaar Se Pyaar Mat Kar

Jab Tak Pyar Aap Se Pyaar Na Kare

Aur Agar Pyaar Aap Se Pyaar Kare To

Usse Aisa Pyaar Karo Ki Pyaar Kisi Aur Se Pyaar Na Kare !!







Har Khushi Khushi Mange Aapse..

Zindagi Zinda Dili Mange Aapse..

Ujala Hi Ujala Ho Mukaddar Me Aapake..

Itna Ki Suraj Bhi Roshni Mange Aapse.!!







Pani Ka Ek Katra Aankh Se Gira Abhi Abhi.

Kya Apne Mujhko Yaad Kiya Abhi Abhi.

Aap Se Mile Hue Din Gujar Gaye.

Magar Yu Laga Aap Mujhse Mil Ke Gaye Abhi Abhi !!





Na To Yaado Ko Yaad Rakhte Hain..

Na Hi Sapno Ko Saath Rakhte Hain...

Hum To Bus Usko Yaad Rakhte Hain..

Jo Hame Dil Ke Paas Rakhte Hai.. !!





Teri Sabhi Baate Baar Baar Yaad Karna Acha Lagta Hai

Tumhein Khud Mein Mehsoos Karna Acha Lagta Hai

Dua Hai Bas Yahi Ki Khuda Aapko Humse Juda Na Kare

Kyunki Teri Saanso Ke Nazdeek Rehna Acha Lagta Hai !!







Khushiyan Ho Itni Ki Aansu Jam Jaye

Lamhe Ho Etne Ki Hansi Ka Waqt Tham Jaye

Dosti Nibhaye Koi Is Tarah Ki Saath Gujre Har Pal Zindgi Ban JAYE !!







Socha Tujhko Phool Kahu Mai Laikin Phool Bikher Jata Hai,

Socha Tujhko Khowab Kahun Mai Lekin Khowab To Mar Jata Hai,

Socha Tujhko Shaam Kahun Mai Lekin Shaam To Dhal Jati Hai,

Or Tu Dhalti Shaam Nahi Hai,Tera Koyi Naam Nahi Hai !!







Mila Ke Nazar Nazar Loot Lenge,

Ye Befawa Jalwe Jigar Loot Lenge,

Hasino Pe Hargiz Bharosa Na Karna,

Khuda Ki Kasam...Ghar Ke Ghar Loot Lenge !!







Hawa Ke Jhonke Khushi Ke Moke

Aapke Paigam Diya Karte Hain

Bhul Nahi Sakte Hum Apko Kabhi Kyu

Ki Apni Har Saans Main Aapko Yaad Karte Hain !!







Aapke Saath Rahte Rahte Hume Chaahat Si Ho Gayi.

Apse Baat Karte Karte Hume Aadat Si Ho Gayi.

Ek Pal Na Milo To Bechaini Si Lagti Hai.

Dosti Nibhate Nibhate Hume To Mohabbat Si Ho Gayi..!!







Jab Bhi Tanhayi Se Ghabra Ke Simat Jate Hai

Hum Teri Yaadon Ke Daman Se Lipat Jate Hai

Zuban Se Keh Nahi Sakte Hum Tumhe Kitna Pyar Karte Hai

Nikal Padte Hai Aansu Jab Tumhe Yaad Karte Hai !!







Hum Woh Nahi Jo Matlab Se Yaad Karte Hai

Hum Woh Hai Jo Dil Se Yaad Karte Hai

Tumhara Paigam Aye Ya Na Aaye

Hum Har Pal Intezar Karte Hai !!



Tarasta He Dil Aapki Awaz Ke Liye

Aapki Mohabat Bhare 2 Alfaz Ke Liye

Kardo Hume FANNAH Apni Ada Ke Liye

Tadapte He Hum Teri Ek Mulakat Ke Liye !!

Facts About Boys

1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. they prefer neat
and presentable girls.


2. Guys hate flirts.


3.When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.

4. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep,
they always think about the girl they truly care about.


5. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad
characteristics.


6. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

7. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.


8. When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.


9. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow".
...... so true.


10. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the
message clearly.

11. Guys love their moms.


12. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple
of roses.


13. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't
mean that the guy likes her.


14. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.


15. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.


16. Beware. if they want,Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.


17. Like Eve, girls are guys' weaknesses.


18. Guys are very open about themselves.


19. It's good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don't let
him wait that long.


20. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.


21. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that
much pretty.


22. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to
listen to him. You don't need to give advice ... very true.


23. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases
you.


24. Guys think too much....disputed. ;-)


25. Guys fantasies are unlimited.


26. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight
does! ... very true.


27. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too
possessive. So watch out girls!!!


28. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is
about girls.


29. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him
praying sometimes.


30. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.


31. Guys hate girls who overreact.


32. Guys love you more than you love them IF they are serious in your
relationships.
Doesn't this all make sense?

Strange Body Facts

1. Every hour one billion cells in the body must be replaced.

2. The eye of a human can distinguish 500 shades of the gray.

3. Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

4. The human heart creates enough pressure to squirt blood 30 feet (9 m).

5. Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

6. The average cough comes out of your mouth at 60 miles (96.5 km) per hour.

7. Beards are the fastest growing hairs on the human body. If the average man never trimmed his beard, it would grow to nearly 30 feet long in his lifetime.

8. Babies’ eyes do not produce tears until the baby is approximately six to eight weeks old.

9. Every person has a unique tongue print.

10. A sneeze can exceed the speed of 100 mph.

11. Dead cells in the body ultimately go to the kidneys for excretion.

12. The smile is the most frequently used facial expression. A smile can use anywhere from a pair of 5 to 53 facial muscles.

13. One out of 20 people have an extra rib.

14. People with darker skin will not wrinkle as fast as people with lighter skin.

15. Human blood travels 60,000 miles (96,540 km) per day on its journey through the body.

16. 85% of the population can curl their tongue into a tube.

17. It takes food seven seconds to go from the mouth to the stomach via the esophagus.

18. Women hearts beat faster than men.

19. In one day your heart beats 100,000 times.

20. Hair is made from the same substance as fingernails

Students

Reality Of OUR COUNTRY

Most of the 1st class
passed students get
...technical seats;
Some become Doctors
& some become
Engineers.

The 2nd class passed
students pass MBA &
become Administrator
& control the 1st class.

The 3rd class passed
students enter in to
Politics & become
Minister & control both.

Last but not least

The failure joins

"UNDERWORLD" & Control all the Above

Girls.this is 4 u.

1. Working / Earning not mandatory.

2. We never have to buy our own drinks at the bar.

3. We don't have to bother on mobile bills.

4. We get out of speeding tickets by crying.

5. We don't have to stand on the queue to get tickets.

6. We can sleep our way to the top of the class.

7. We don't have to worry about the purse when we shop with men.

8. We can marry rich and then not have to work.


9. We never have to pay when we go out on dates.

10. Men take us on all expense paid trips

11. We always get place to sit when using public transport.

12. Easy to get a ride.

13. Men hold the door open for us.

14. Jewels looks good on us.

15. We lie better.

16. We're better manipulators.

17. We always end up sleeping in the bed when we fight with our other halves - you guys get the couch.

18. We always have food in the fridge.

19. We don't worry about losing our hair.

20. We always get to choose the movie.

21. We don't have to mow the lawn.

22. We don't have to take out the garbage.

23. We don't have to paint the house or walls.

24. If we need to our boyfriends just a missed call is enough.

25. We can easily show our disappointments or disapprovals.

26. We can con our way out of anything - not just dig ourselves deeper into a hole.

27. Men unlock our side of the car first - a real bonus when its cold.

28. Even strangers shows care if we are in trouble. Men have to manage themselves.

29. Men are like tiles, lay 'em right the first time you can walk all over em forever.

30. We can cry in public. Men cant.

31. We don't feel shy to cry.

32. We don have worry if we lose the fight.

33. Sweat is sexy on us.

34. We never run out of excuses.

35. You guys may get to think about sex 200 times a day, but we could be having it that often.

36. We can borrow clothes or accessories from our friends.

37. We get expensive jewelry as gifts that we NEVER have to give back.

38. We get candy, flowers and jewelry all the time because men screw up so often.

39. We can give "the look" that will make any man want to cower in the corner.

40. Women are cleaner.

41. We know how to make up stories.

42. We're better arguers.

43. We don't always have to think with our genitals.

44. We don't have to worry if we are plump. Men still like us.

45. We're better parents.

46. We never have to sit home alone on a weekend night.

47. There's never a shortage of ready, willing, and able men.

48. We're flexible.

49. When women get upset, we don't destroy property or hurt people - we just take it out on the world in general because we can.

50. Easy to make friendships.

51. Much easy to get a date.

52. Men have to be in uniform.

53. We can do makeup anywhere

54. If we do heavy purchase we don't have to carry those things. Men are there.

55. It generally takes us less to get drunk.

56. We have a higher tolerance to pain.

57. We often get to cut in line (Queue).

58. Most women actually look good in short shorts - men DON'T.

59. Better tips.

60. Women who don't wear underwear are considered sexy and wild, when men do it, it's rather disgusting

61. We have mastered civilized eating - we don't embarrass our friends or make loud bodily noises in public.

62. Women can go a day without showering or shaving and not look or smell disgusting - thank heaven for long pants and perfume!

63. We can connive men into doing our homework, writing our papers or carrying our books anytime we want.

64. We don't have excessive amounts of body hair.

65. We don't spend 45 minutes on the toilet.

66. We don't bother if our IQ level is less. Just a smile is enough.

67. We are always smart.

68. We can throw a punch at a man and not get hit in return.

69. We don't have to lie to boast ourselves better.

70. Men walk on the side of the sidewalk closest to the road so that if a car hits us, he gets hurt not us.

71. Women sweat less.

72. Women smell better.

73. When women make their boyfriends mad, we don't have to waste money on flowers or cards

74. Men are more often serial killers, thieves, rapists and cheats.

75. We don get charged if we tease men in public.

76. We can be late to the office.

77. We don't get embarrassed when buying tampons.

78. We're better gossips.

79. We have better fashion sense.

80. We're better shoppers.

81. We don't have to make fools out of ourselves to impress a man.

82. Our friends don't pick on us if we aren't sleeping with anyone.

83. Men don't know what our 'girl talk' is all about (and I'm not gonna tell you)

84. We're all sitting on a gold mine - we know it and use it to our extreme advantage.

85. We don't have to drive when on a date.

86. An ugly woman can use makeup and get a new hairdo to become presentable - ugly men are just ugly.

87. We can search for hours together in a shop not necessary to buy.

88. Don't have to maintain great physique.

89. Women look better naked

90. We know that rhythm doesn't only pertain to dancing.

91. When women are short, we're petite. When men are short, they're just short.

92. Women do less time for violent crimes.

93. Women don't have to worry about not being able to get it up.

94. There are many hands to lift us when we slip to ground. Poor men they have to get up on their own.

95. And we don't have to feel shy about falling down.

96. Women's conversations generally consist of more than just "uh huh, yep ok then bye"

97. Women don't need an excuse to be in a bad mood.

98. The remote control is not an extension of ourselves.

99. Women are sexier.

100. We can get laid ANYTIME, ANYWHERE, ANY WAY we want it.........!

Ganesha Shloka

Gajananachi Arti

Gyanraja chi aarti

Dashavtar Aart

Aarti Devi

Shri Vithal Aarti