Dream that Reveals

Cab

To dream that you are in a cab indicates that you are being taken for a ride. Someone is taking advantage of you.To dream that you are hailing a cab suggests that you need to ask for help in order to be able to move forward in some waking situation. 

Cabin 

To see or dream that you are in a wood cabin indicates that you will succeed via your own means.  It suggests that you are self-reliant and independent, yet still remain humble. You prefer the simpler things in life.

Cactus

To see a cactus in your dream suggests that you are feeling invaded, that your space is being crowded into and that you are being suffocated.  The prickly spines of the cactus represent the boundary you are trying to establish between your personal and private. Or you feel the need to defend yourself in some way. Alternatively, the dream implies that  you have found yourself in a sticky situation. Perhaps you need to adapt to your existing circumstances instead of trying to change them.

Cage

To dream that you are in a cage indicates that you are experiencing inhibitions and powerlessness in some areas of your life. You are feeling restricted, confined and restrained in a current relationship or business deal. Somebody may be keeping a short leash on you, where you are lacking the freedom to act independently. 

To dream that you are putting a wild animal into a cage signifies that you will succeed in overcoming your rivals and fears. It is also symbolic of your ability to control you animalistic rages and anger. 

To see a bird in a cage suggests that you are feeling limited in your expression and a sudden lost of freedom. You may be experiencing frustrations and an inhibited spirituality.

Camel

To see a camel in your dream denotes that you need to be more conservative; you are carrying too many responsibilities, burdens and problems on your shoulders. You tend to hold on and cling on to your emotions instead of expressing and releasing them. Learn to forgive and forget. 

To dream that you are petting a camel indicates that you are ready to let go of some of the burdens, responsibilities or emotional baggage that you are carrying around.

Canal

To see a canal in your dream symbolizes restraint and constricted emotions. It also suggests that you are unyielding in your thinking and beliefs, which may hinder you in the pursuit of your goals. You are being too controlling.

Cancer

To dream that you have cancer denotes hopelessness, grief, self-pity, and unforgiveness. You feel you are wasting your life away. This dream also represents areas in your life which are bothering you, disturbing you, and hurting you in some emotional way. An emotional issue is eating away at you.

To dream that you are being treated for cancer signifies a positive change in your life.

To dream that someone has cancer indicates that you need to change your negative way of thinking before it eats away at you. Start being more positive. 

Candle

To see a burning candle in your dream signifies that good luck and hope will be coming your way in small and steady amounts. You are in a comfortable stage in your life and may be seeking spiritual enlightenment. Lit candles are also symbolic of intellect, enlightenment, awareness or the search for truth.

To see an unlit candle denotes feelings of rejection or disappointments. You are not utilizing your fullest potential. If you try to light the candle, but it won't light, then it represents grief. You are in denial about something.

Carnival

To dream that you are at the carnival represents falsehoods and deception. If you observe freakish sights, then it denotes a lack of harmony in your domestic life. Much sorrow will arise in what were thought to be pleasant times.

Castle

To see a castle in your dream signifies reward, honor, recognition, and praise for your achievements. You are destined to a position of power, wealth, and prestige. Alternatively, the dream indicates your desire to escape from life's daily problems.

To dream that you live in a castle represents your extreme need for security and protection to the point where you may be isolating yourself from others. Perhaps the dream parallels a waking situation where it  has put you on the defensive.

Cat

To see a cat in your dream symbolizes an independent spirit, feminine sexuality, creativity, and power. It also represents misfortune and bad luck. The dream symbol has different significance depending on whether you are a cat lover or not. The cat could indicate that someone is being deceitful or treacherous toward you. If the cat is aggressive, then it suggests that you are having problems with the feminine aspect of yourself. If you are afraid of the cat in your dream, then it suggests that you are fearful of the feminine. If you see a cat with no tail, then it signifies a loss of independence and lack of autonomy. 

Cattle

To see cattle in your dream indicates that you need to proceed with caution in some situation or relationship. 

To see a herd of cattle in your dream represents a lack of individuality. You generally go with the flow of things. Alternatively, it symbolizes prosperity.

To see a stampede of cattle in your dream suggests that something in your life is out of control.

Cemetery

To dream that you are in a cemetery indicates an end to a habit or behavior. You are experiencing a rebirth. More directly, the dream may symbolize sadness, unresolved grief or your fears about death.

Chat Room

To dream that you are in a chat room represents your need to connect with others on a mental level. The dream could also mean that you are spending too much time in front of the computer and this has carried over into your dreams. You need to get out and socialize in the real world. 

Chickens

To see chickens in your dream symbolize cowardliness and a lack of willpower. The dream may be a pun on being a chicken or chickening out of some situation. Chickens also represent excessive chatter and gossip. Listen closely to what people may be saying about you or what you are saying about others.    

Chimney

To see a chimney in your dream represents warmth, tradition, and family values.  Alternatively, a chimney symbolizes the phallus. So if the chimney is smoking, then it represents sexual release. If it is not smoking, then it signifies sexual tension or your need for sexual release. If the chimney collapses, then it implies impotence.

Chimpanzee

To see a chimpanzee in your dream suggests that what you thought was true is actually not. You are over-thinking an issue.

Christ

To see Christ in your dream represents perfection of the self and spiritual truth. You need to achieve self-fulfillment through love. This symbol has many personal associations for you, depending on your belief.

Church

To see the outside of the church in your dream signifies sacredness and spiritual nourishment. It is representative of your value system and the things you hold sacred. 

To dream that you are inside a church suggests that you are seeking for spiritual enlightenment and guidance. You are looking to be uplifted in some way. Perhaps you have made some past mistakes which have set you back on your path toward your goals. With proper support, you will get on the right track again. Alternatively, the dream may also mean that you are questioning and debating your life path and where it is leading.

Circus

To dream that you are at the circus indicates your desires for a more exciting life. Alternatively, it suggests that you are easily influenced or lured into dangerous situations. Sometimes you are giving off the wrong impression to others. Consider the significance of the various acts you see in your dream.

Clay

To see or work with clay in your dream represents creativity, flexibility and the ability to shape your mind or mold yourself to fit into a situation. It may also mean that you are able to manipulate things to your advantage.  Alternatively, it indicates your need to set some goals and plans for yourself. You have some growing up to do and need to plan for the future. According to Freudian perspective, clay symbolizes feces. 

Cliff

To dream that you are standing at the edge of a cliff indicates that you have reached an increased level of understanding, new awareness, and a fresh point of view. You have reached a critical point in your life and cannot risk losing control. Alternatively, it suggests that you are pondering a life-altering decision.

To dream that you or someone falls off a cliff suggests that you are going through a difficult time and are afraid of what is ahead for you. You fear that you may not be up for the challenge or that you cannot meet the expectations of others. 

To dream that you are climbing to the top of a cliff symbolizes your ambition and drive. The dream may parallel your desires to achieve success and to be the at the top of your profession.

Clouds

To see fluffy, white clouds in your dream signify inner peace, spiritual harmony and compassion. An  issue in your waking life may be clearing up.

To see dark or stormy clouds in your dream symbolize depression or anger. It indicates an impending eruption of emotions. Alternatively, it represents a lack of wisdom or confusion in some situation.

Coal

To see a coal in your dream represents wealth and prosperity. It also points to your unused potential. Alternatively, it indicates that you have been misbehaving and have been caught in the act.

Coffin

To see a coffin in your dream symbolizes the womb. It also signifies your thoughts and fears of death. If the coffin is empty, then it denotes irreconcilable differences. Alternatively, the coffin represents ideas and habits that are no longer of use and can be buried. In particular, if the coffin is white, then it refers to lost innocence.

To see a body in a coffin in your dream signifies that you are going through a period of depression. You may feel confined, restricted and that you are lacking personal freedom. There may be a dead or decaying situation or issue in your life that you need to address. It is time to end this situation or relationship.

Coins

To see coins in your dream indicate missed or overlooked opportunities that have come your way.  To see gold coins in your dream represent success and wealth.  Silver coins represent spirituality, intuition, values, and your sense of self-worth. Copper coins indicates healing.

Coma

To dream that you are in a coma indicates your helplessness and inability to function in some given situation. You are not prepared for the major changes that are happening around you. Alternatively, your dream coma state may reflect what is really happening to your body when you are in the dream stage of sleep

Construction

To dream that a building is under construction suggests that you need to work on some aspect of yourself and better your mind or body.

Crossing

To dream that you are crossing a street suggests that you are putting yourself in harm's way. Alternatively, the dream indicates that you like to go against the majority. As a result, you become the target of criticism.

To dream that you are crossing a river or some body of water symbolizes a spiritual change or reawakening.

Crow

To see a crow in your dream represents death and the darker aspects of your character. The dream could also be pointing out your annoying habits. Alternatively, the crow may be conveying a message from your subconscious. 

Cut

To dream that you have a cut suggests that you are being let down or being undermined. Alternatively, it refers to feminine sexuality and feminine attitudes toward sex. In particular, if the cuts are on your legs, then it symbolizes an imbalance. You are unable to stand up for yourself.

To dream that you are cutting yourself indicates that you are experiencing some overwhelming turmoil or problems in your waking life. You are trying to disconnect yourself from the unbearable pain you are experiencing.

Difference between Complete and Finished..

Difference between Complete and Finished..
No dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED. However, in a recent linguistic conference held in London, England, and attended by some of the best linguists in the world: Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese, was the clear winner.
His final challenge was this: Some say there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED. Please explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that is easy to understand.

Here is his astute answer:
"When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE. But, when you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED. And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!"

15 Ways to Recharge Your Energy Levels!

15 Ways to Recharge Your Energy Levels! 

Do you get that feeling sometimes like you're so tired your head is just going to drop down at any moment? We've all been there, and it's hard to deal with this feeling, especially when doing something important like work or hanging out with family. That is why we've gathered these 15 ways to energize yourself you can do almost anywhere! We hope this will help charge your battery!

1. Eat a banana
Bananas provide minerals, nutrients and stimulants such as potassium, which provides controlled energy, preferred to the type of energy obtained all at once from simple sugars.

2. Place head between your legsThis trick will get blood flowing to your head. Sit on a chair and put your head between your legs. 
Send your arms towards the floor and relax your body for 20 seconds. After the time has passed, rise slowly, vertebra by vertebra. This exercise will give you energy that gradually unfolds.

3. Drink Green TeaYes we've said it before, but the fact still remains that green tea has an abundance of phytochemicals called tannins. These help, among other things, to calm the nervous system and thus increase the feeling of well-being.

4. Pinch your cheeks
Our grandparents probably had a good reason to pinch our cheek. This stimulates the blood flow to the face and makes you feel more alert.

5. Drink lots of water
All body systems require a large amount of water to function. In the absence of water in the body, 
proper functioning slows, blood flow becomes weaker and less oxygen reaches the brain. Drink a glass of water every two hours at least, when the goal is to drink 8-12 glasses of water a day.

6. Get some sun
Small doses of vitamin D can be a great incentive. Take a walk or sit a few minutes in the sun. 
Fresh air combined with natural light will make you feel more alert.
7. Move the body
Once you feel the fatigue taking over, get up and shake your body. Do some stretching, push-ups, 
a short trip or just a few jumps instead. Movement stimulates blood flow in the body and releases endorphins that make you feel alert.

8. Laugh out loud
Laughter has been shown to distress us but also acts as a natural stimulant. A good belly laugh releases endorphins that neutralize the bad effects of the hormone cortisol (stress hormone), increase blood flow and oxygen and give you a sense of well being.

9. Take a deep breath
Take a deep breath and slowly let it out through your nose, and again, fill your abdomen and exhale, emptying all the air from your lungs. Do it three times. Breathing will help your body relax and get rid of toxins, and the oxygen will stimulate you.

10. Put in a house plant
Stuffy offices have limited air movement which can increase fatigue and cause headaches and allergies. 
Insert household plants that can help filter out volatile chemical compounds and airborne pollutants, as well as stimulate air movement to better help you deal with the standing air, and make you feel less fatigued.

11. Smell a lemon
Certain smells like citrus, ginger and mint can produce a stimulating effects and increase alertness. Light a scented candle or sniff a lemon for stimulating energy and improved mood.

12. Surround yourself in red 

Studies show that the color red is associated with a sense of victory and confidence. Try to surroundyourself in shades of red to elevate your mood.

13. Sit upright
it wouldn't hurt to stand up straight in the chair. An Upright posture not only helps blood and oxygen to move more freely, but also enhances the sense of security.

14. Wake up the brain 
When the brain feels drowsy, try to wake him by solving a crossword puzzle, reading aloud, talking to a friend, a quick recitation or singing. 

15. Play with a pet
Spend time with your furry friend. It will make you feel happier and more energetic!

SOME VERY POIGNANT WORDS

1. Life isn't  fair, but it's still  good.
2.   When in doubt, just take the next small step. 
3. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.
4. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends and parents will. Stay in touch.
5. Pay off your credit cards every month. 
6. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.
7. Cry with someone. It's  more healing than crying alone.
8. It's OK to get angry with God. He can take it.
9. Save for retirement starting with your first paycheck.
10. When it comes to  chocolate, resistance is futile.
11. Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present.
12. It's OK  to let your children see you cry.
13. Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
14. If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it.
15. Everything can change in the blink of an eye. But don't worry; God never blinks.
16. Take a deep breath. It calms the  mind.
17. Get rid of anything that isn't useful,  beautiful or joyful.
18. Whatever doesn't kill you really does make you stronger.
19. It's never too late to have a happy childhood. But the second one is up to you and no one else.
20. When it comes to going after what you love in life, don't take no for an answer.
21. Burn the  candles, use the nice sheets, wear the fancy lingerie Don't save it for a special occasion. Today is special.
22.  Over prepare, then go with the flow.
23. Be eccentric now. Don't wait for old age to wear purple.
24. The  most important sex organ is the brain.
25. No one is in  charge of your happiness but you.
26. Frame every so-called disaster with these words 'In five years, will this matter?'
27. Always choose life.
28. Forgive everyone everything.
29. What other people think of you is none of your business.
30. Time heals almost everything. Give time time.
31. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
32. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does. 
33. Believe in miracles.
34. God loves you because of who God is, not because of anything you did or didn't do.
35. Don't audit life. Show up and make the most of it now.
36.  Growing old beats the alternative -- dying young.
37.  Your children get only one childhood.
38. All that  truly matters in the end is that you loved.
39. Get  outside every day. Miracles are waiting everywhere.
40.  If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else's, we'd grab ours back.
41. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
42. The best is yet to come...
43. No matter how you feel, get up,  dress up and show up.
44. Yield.
45. Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still a gift."

Husband/Wife

Position of a Husband Is just like a Split AC

No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor

He is designed to remain Silent indoor...

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"Husband is one who is the head of the family,

but his wife is the neck, and whichever way she turns, he goes."

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A man in Hell asked Devil:

Can I make a call to my Wife?

After making call he asked how much to pay.

Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

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Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?

It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

Wife: No darling, it means - With Idiot For Ever

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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,
So I'd be in your hands all day.

Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,
So I could have a new one every day.

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Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping Pills.

Wife: When must I give them to him?

Doctor: They are for you

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Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are..

Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me.

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Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest ?

Husband: A lovely Push...!

Ajab desh ki gajab kahani

Ajab desh ki gajab kahani 1.   We live in a nation where Rice is Rs.40/- per kg and Sim Card is free. 2. Pizza reaches home faster than Ambulance and Police. 3. Car loan @ 5% but education loan @ 12%. 4. Students with 45% get in elite institutions thru quota system and those with 90% get out because of merit. 5. Where a millionaire can buy a cricket team instead of donating the money to any charity. 2 IPL teams are auctioned at 3300 crores and we are still a poor country where people starve for 2 square meals per day. 6. Where the footwear, we wear, are sold in AC showrooms, but vegetables, that we eat, are sold on the footpath. 7. Where everybody wants to be famous but nobody wants to follow the path to be famous. 8. Assembly complex buildings are getting ready within one year while public transport bridges alone take several years to be completed. 9. Where we make lemon juices with artificial flavors and dish wash liquids with real lemon.

Account

Our Birth is our Opening Balance! 
Our Death is our Closing Balance!
Our Prejudiced Views are our Liabilities
Our Creative Ideas are our Assets

Heart is our Current Asset
Soul is our Fixed Asset
Brain is our Fixed Deposit
Thinking is our Current Account

Achievements are our Capital
Character & Morals, our Stock-in-Trade
Friends are our General Reserves
Values & Behaviour are our Goodwill


Patience is our Interest Earned
Love is our Dividend
Children are our Bonus Issues
Education is Brands / Patents

Knowledge is our Investment
Experience is our Premium Account
The Aim is to Tally the Balance Sheet Accurately.
The Goal is to get the Best Presented Accounts Award.

Tension

The Moment you are in Tension,

  You loose your Attention.

 Then you are in total Confusion,

 And you’ll feel Irritation.

 This may Spoil your personal Relation.

 Ultimately you won’t get Co operation,

 And get things into Complication.

 Then you may raise Caution,

 And you have to take Medication.

 Why not try understanding the Situation,

 And try to think about our Solution.

 Many Problems will be solved by Discussion,

 This will work out better in your Profession.

 Don’t think this is a free Suggestion,

 It is only for your Prevention,

If you understand my Intention.

 You will never come again into Tension.

Easy Vs Difficult......

Easy Vs Difficult......

Easy is to get a place in someone's address book
Difficult is to get a place in someone's heart

Easy is to judge the mistakes of someone
Difficult is to recognize our own mistakes

Easy is to talk without thinking
Difficult is to refrain the tongue

Easy is to hurt someone who loves us
Difficult is to heal the wound...

Easy is to forgive others
Difficult is to ask for forgiveness

Easy is to set rules
Difficult is to follow them...

Easy is to dream every night
Difficult is to fight for a dream.....

Easy is to show victory
Difficult is to assume defeat with dignity...

Easy is to admire a full moon
Difficult to see the other side....

Easy is to stumble with a stone
Difficult is to get up...

Easy is to enjoy life every day.
Difficult is to give its real value..

Easy is to promise something to someone
Difficult is to fulfill that promise...

Easy is to say we love
Difficult is to show it every day...

Easy is to criticize others
Difficult is to improve oneself...

Easy is to make mistakes
Difficult is to learn from them...

Easy is to weep for a lost love
Difficult is to take care of it so you wont lose it.

Easy is to think about improving
Difficult is to stop thinking it and put it into action....

Easy is to think bad of someone
Difficult is to give them the benefit of the doubt...

Easy is to receive
Difficult is to give

Easy is to keep friendship with words
Difficult is to keep it with meanings.

Crushed nuts

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly,
painfully, up onto a stool... After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.

The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'
'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'

Now, before you ' forget ', send them on to some other folks you know

Who could use a good laugh !!!

A Doctor entered the hospital in hurry......

A Doctor entered the hospital in hurry......

A doctor entered the hospital in hurry after being called in for an urgent surgery. He answered the call asap, changed his clothes and went directly to the surgery block. He found the boy’s father going and coming in the hall waiting for the doctor. Once seeing him, the dad yelled:
“Why did you take all this time to come? Don’t you know that my son’s life is in danger? Don’t you have the sense of responsibility?”

The doctor smiled and said:
“I am sorry, I wasn’t in the hospital and I came the fastest I could after receiving the call…… And now, I wish you’d calm down so that I can do my work”

“Calm down?! What if your son was in this room right now, would you calm down? If your own son dies now what will you do??” said the father angrily

The doctor smiled again and replied: “I will say what Job said in the Holy Book “From dust we came and to dust we return, blessed be the name of God”. Doctors cannot prolong lives. Go and intercede for your son, we will do our best by God’s grace”

“Giving advice when we’re not concerned is so easy” Murmured the father.

The surgery took some hours after which the doctor went out happy,
“Thank goodness!, your son is saved!” And without waiting for the father’s reply he carried on his way running. “If you have any question, ask the nurse!!”

“Why is he so arrogant? He couldn’t wait some minutes so that I ask about my son’s state” Commented the father when seeing the nurse minutes after the doctor left.

The nurse answered, tears coming down her face: “His son died yesterday in a road accident, he was in the burial when we called him for your son’s surgery. And now that he saved your son’s life, he left running to finish his son’s burial.”

NEVER JUDGE ANYONE BECAUSE You never know how their life is & as to what is happening or what they’re going through. Just think ABOUT this moment.

Mens & Womens

Men:

1. All men are extremely busy.
2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.
4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one around.
5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others.
6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off if the women leaves them.
7. Although the women leaves them they still don't learn from their mistakes and still try their luck with others.


Women:

1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.
2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes.
3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something to wear.
4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully.
5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just "An old rag".
6. Although their clothes are always "just an old rag", they still expect you to compliment them.
7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't believe you.

Dont Manipulate

A 54 year old woman had
a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.

While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she
asked "Is my time up?"

God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to
live."

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a
face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair colour and brighten her teeth! Since she
had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of
it.

After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the
ambulance.?"


(You'll love this)

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God replied : "I didn't recognize you."
Motive of the story : God loves you the way you are. Have a lovely day..

Jokes

WIFE:

I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.

HUSBAND:
God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
He saw me in the dark, he created light.
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

WIFE:
Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.

HUSBAND:
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?

WIFE:
Roses are red; Violets are blue
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but outside, laughing at you



Msg Digest:

This is the best and most civil wayto have fight, instead of resorting to
physical force both by
husband and wife.



Wife: You say that I looked Old
but people still praise me.

Husband: It must be John
Wife: How do you know?
Husband: kabaadi wala hai sala :P



Pathan apne baap se:
Hamara shadi krwao..Baap:kis k sath?
Pathan: Dadi k sath,
Baap:
nalaik wo hmara Maa hePathan:To tumne hamara Maa k
sath kyu kia hum bdla lega

Jokes

Apni Biwi ko apni 100% kamai dene se 10% Sukh milta hai. 
Kisi doosri ko apni kamai ka 10% dene pe 100% sukh milta hai
Paisa apka ... Faisla apka ...

"Funny but true fact !!
A woman worries about her future till she gets a husband,
A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife !! ..
What do u say???????????

A Man before marriage is - Superman.
After Marriage - Gentleman.
5 Years Later - Watchman.
10 Years later - Apne Hi Jaal Mein fasaa hua Spiderman.

Life may hamesha Haste raho, muskrate raho, gaate raho, gungunate raho...
thaki tumhe dekh kar hi log samaj jaye ki……………
Tum... "KUWARE" ho…..

Wife- agar main kho gayi to tum kya karoge?
Husband - main TV aur newspaper mein Ad dunga ki jaha kahin bhi ho.....
KHUSH RAHO



Wife - Shadi ki raat tum ne jab mera ghunghat uthaya to kaisi lagti thi..
Husband - Mai to mar hi jata agar mujhe hanuman chalisa na yaad hoti..!!


Why love marriage is better than Arranged????
B'coz a "KNOWN DEVIL" is better than an "UNKNOWN GHOST".


Wife: main tumhari yaad mein Bees din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hoon,
mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
HUSBAND: Bees din aur ruk jaao.


A man gave an add in Matrimonial column "PATNI CHAHIYE"
He got 1000 replies all saying:- "Meri Le Ja...!", ''Meri Le Ja...!''


Husband to Hotel Manager: "Jaldi chalo! meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai"
Manager: "What can I do?
Husband: "Kamine, khidki nahi khul rahi hai."


Every person is a FREEDOM FIGHTER ........ Immediately after Marriage!!


Telling a lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover, an accomplishment for a bachelor and a Matter of Survival for a married man.
Good Luck!


Woh kahte hain ki hamari biwi swarg ki Apsara hai,
Hum ne kaha khushnaseeb ho bhai, hamari to abhi Jinda hai...

TEST AND RESPONSE

Test: In which battle did Napoleon die?
Response: His last battle


Test: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
Response: At the bottom of the page


Test: River Ravi flows in which state?
Response: Liquid


Test: What is the main reason for divorce?
Response: Marriage


Test: What is the main reason for failure?
Response: Exams


Test: What can you never eat for breakfast?
Response: Lunch and Dinner


Test: What looks like half an apple?
Response: The other half


Test: If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become?
Response: It will simply become wet


Test: How can a man go eight days without sleeping?
Response: By sleeping at night.


Test: How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
Response: You will never find an elephant that has only one hand.


Test: If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
Response: Very large hands


Test: If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
Response: No time at all, the wall is already built.


Test: How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
Response: Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

tips for employees

Seven useful tips for employees for success and survival in the best way :

1. Bane raho pagla, kaam karega agla.

2. Bane raho dull, salary milegi full.

3. Jisne lee tension, uski wife ko mil gyi pension.

4. Kaam se daro nahi par kaam koi karo nahi.

5. Kaam karo ya na karo, kaam ki fikr jaroor karo.

6. Kamm ki fikr karo ya na karo, par boss se fikr ki zikr jaroor karo.

7. Jo kaam kare usko ungli karo aur jo naa kare uski chugli karo.

Be proud to be employee!!!!!!

The main causes of liver damage are:

The main causes of liver damage are: 



1. Sleeping too late and waking up too late are main cause. 

2. Not urinating in the morning. 

3 . Too much eating. 

4. Skipping breakfast. 

5. Consuming too much medication & alcohol. 

6. Consuming too much preservatives, additives, food coloring, and artificial sweetener. 

7. Consuming unhealthy cooking oil.. 
As much as possible reduce cooking oil use when frying, which includes even the best cooking oils like olive oil. Do not consume fried foods when you are tired,  except if the body is very fit. 

8. Consuming raw (overly done) foods also add to the burden of liver. 
Veggies should be eaten raw or cooked 3-5 parts. Fried veggies should be finished in one sitting, do not store. 

We should prevent this without necessarily spending more. We just have to adopt a good daily lifestyle and eating habits. Maintaining good eating habits and time condition are very important for our bodies to absorb and get rid of unnecessary chemicals according to ' schedule. ' 

BRAIN DAMAGING HABITS

BRAIN DAMAGING HABITS 

  

1. No Breakfast 

People who do not take breakfast are going to have a lower blood sugar level. This leads to an insufficient supply of nutrients to the brain causing brain degeneration. 

2 . Overeating=2 0

It causes hardening of the brain arteries, leading to a decrease in mental power. 

3. Smoking 

It causes multiple brain shrinkage and may lead to Alzheimer disease. 

4 High Sugar consumption 

Too much sugar will interrupt the absorption of proteins and nutrients causing malnutrition and may interfere with brain development 

5. Air Pollution 

The brain is the largest oxygen consumer in our 20 body. Inhaling polluted air decreases the supply of oxygen to the brain, bringing about a decrease in brain efficiency. 

6 . Sleep Deprivation 

Sleep allows our brain to rest.. Long term deprivation from sleep will accelerate the death of brain cells.. 

7. Head covered while sleeping 

Sleeping with the head covered increases the concentration of carbon dioxide and decrease concentration of oxygen that may lead to brain damaging effects. 

8. Working your brain during illness 

Working hard or studying with sickness may lead to a decrease in effectiveness of the brain as well as damage the brain. 

9. Lacking in stimulating thoughts 

Thinking is the best way to train our brain, lacking in brain stimulation thoughts may cause brain shrinkage. 

10. Talking Rarely 

Intellectual conversations will promote the efficiency of the brain 

HEALTH SOLUTIONS WITH VEGETABLES, FRUITS AND SPICES HEALTH EDUCATION

[1] COLDS:

Mix a gram of dalchini/cinnamon powder with a teaspoon of honey to cure cold. 
Prepare a cup of tea to which you should add ginger, clove, bay leaf and black pepper. 
This should be consumed twice a day. Reduce the intake as the cold disappears.


[2] GINGER FOR COLDS:

Ginger tea is very good to cure cold. Preparation of tea: cut ginger into small pieces 
and boil it with water, boil it a few times and then add sugar to sweeten and milk to taste, 
and drink it hot.

[3] DRY COUGHS:

Add a gram of Turmeric(Haldi) powder to a teaspoonful of 
Honey for curing dry cough. Also chew a Cardamom for 
a long time.


[4] BLOCKED NOSE:

For blocked nose or to relieve congestion, take one tablespoon of crushed carom seeds(ajwain), 
tie it in a cloth and inhale it.

[5] SORE THROAT:

Add a tea spoon of cumin seeds (jeera) and a few small pieces of dry ginger to a glass of 
boiling water. Simmer it for a few minutes, and then let it cool. Drink it twice daily. 
This will cure cold as well as sour throat.


[6] AJWAIN/AJMO FOR ASTHMA:

Boil Ajwain(Ajmo) in water and inhale the steam.



[7] CURE FOR BACKACHE:

Rub ginger paste on the backache to get relief.


[8] GARLIC FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE:

Have 1-2 pod Garlic(Lasan) first thing in the morning with water. 



[9] HONEY AND GINGER FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE:

Mix 1 tablespoon and 1 tablespoon of Ginger(Adrak) juice, 1 tablespoon of crushed cumin seeds(Jeera), 
and have it twice daily.



[10] MIGRAINE:

For the cure of migraine or acute cold in the head; boil a tablespoon of pepper powder, and a 
pinch of turmeric in a cup
of milk, and have it daily for a few couple of days. 



[11] BITTER GOURD(KARELA) FOR BLOOD SUGAR CONTROL:

A tablespoon of amla juice mixed with a cup of fresh bitter Gourd(Karela) juice and taken daily 
for 2 months reduces blood sugar.



[12] CURE FOR INJURIES - TURMERIC(HALDI):

For any cut or wound, apply turmeric powder to the injured portion to stop the bleeding. 
It also works as an antiseptic. You can tie a bandage after applying turmeric(haldi).


[13] CRAMPS:

You must do a self-massage using mustard oil every morning. Just take a little oil between 
your palms and rub it all over your body. Then take a shower. This is especially beneficial 
during winter. You could also mix a little mustard powder with water to make a paste and apply 
this on your palms and soles of your feet. 


[14] HEADACHES:

If you have a regular migraine problem, include five almonds along with hot milk in your daily diet. 
You could also have a gram of black pepper along with honey or milk, twice or thrice a day. 
Make an almond paste by rubbing wet almonds against a stone. This can be applied to forehead.

Eat an apple with a little salt on an empty stomach everyday and see its wonderful effects. 

OR 
when headache is caused by cold winds, cinnamon works best in curing headache. Make a paste of 
cinnamon by mixing in water and apply it all over your forehead 


[15] TURMERIC FOR ARTHRITIS:

Turmeric can be used in treating arthritis due to its anti-inflammatory property. Turmeric can 
be taken as a drink other than adding to dishes to help prevent all problems. Use one teaspoon of 
turmeric powder per cup of warm milk every day.
It is also used as a paste for local action.



[16] GOOD FOR THE HEART:

Turmeric lower cholesterol and by preventing the formation of the internal blood clots improves 
circulation and prevents heart disease and stroke. Turmeric can be taken as a drink other than 
adding to dishes to help preventall problems.. Use one teaspoon of turmeric powder per cup of 
warm milk every day. It is also used as a paste for local action.


[17] GOOD FOR INDIGESTION: 

Turmeric can be used to relieve digestive problems like ulcers, dysentery. Turmeric can be 
taken as a drink other than adding to dishes to help prevent all problems. Use one teaspoon 
of turmeric powder per cup of warm milk every day. It is also used as a paste for local action.


[18] HONEY IS A GOOD CURE FOR ALL DISEASES:

Mix 1 teaspoon of honey with a teaspoon of Cinnamon powder and have it at night.


[19] HICCUPS:

Take a warm slice of lemon and sprinkle salt, sugar and black pepper on it. The lemon should 
be eaten until the hiccups stop.



[20] HIGH BLOOD CHOLESTEROL:

In 1 glass of water, add 2 tablespoons of coriander (dhania) seeds and bring to a boil. Let 
the decoction cool for some time and then strain. Drink this mixture two times in a day.

OR
Sunflower seeds are extremely beneficial, as they contain linoleic acid that helps in reducing 
the cholesterol deposits on the walls of arteries.


[21] PILES:

Radish juice should be taken twice a day, once in the morning and then later in the night. 
Initially drink about ? cup of radish juice and then gradually increase it to ? cup. 

OR
Soak 3-4 figs in a glass of water. Keep it overnight. Consume the figs on an empty stomach, 
the next day in the morning


[22] VOMITING:

Take 2 cardamoms(elaichi) and roast them on a dry pan(tavaa). Powder the cardamoms and thereafter 
add one teaspoon of honey in it. Consume it frequently. It serves as a fabulous home remedy for vomiting. 

OR 
In the mixture of 1 teaspoon of mint juice and 1 teaspoon of lime juice, add 1 teaspoon of ginger 
juice and 1 teaspoon of honey. Drink this mixture to prevent vomiting. 

OR
Lime juice is an effective remedy for vomiting. Take a glass of chilled lime juice and sip slowly.
To prevent vomiting, drink ginger tea. 

OR 
In 1 glass water, add some honey and drink sip by sip. 


[23] WARTS:

Apply castor oil daily over the problematic area. Continue for several months. 

OR 
Apply milky juice of fresh and barely-ripe figs a number of times a day. Continue for two weeks. 

OR 
Rub cut raw potatoes on the affected area several times daily. Continue for at least two weeks. 

OR
Rub cut onions on the warts to stimulate the circulation of blood. 
OR 
Apply milk from the cut end of dandelion over the warts 2-3 times a day. 

OR 
Apply oil extracted from the shell of the cashew nut over the warts. 

OR 
Apply Papaya juice 

OR 
Apply Pineapple juice.


[24] URINARY TRACT INFECTIONAL:

Drink Cranberry juice. You can also add some apple juice for taste.


[25] SINUSITIS:

Mango serves as an effective home remedy for preventing the frequent attacks of sinus, as it is 
packed with loads of vitamin A. 

OR 
Another beneficial remedy consists of consuming pungent foods like onion and garlic, as a part 
of your daily meals. 

OR 
Fenugreek(Methi) leaves are considered valuable in curing sinusitis. In 250 ml water, boil 1 tsp 
of Fenugreek seeds and reduce it to half. This will help you to perspire, dispel toxicity and 
reduce the fever period. 

OR 
Tie a teaspoon of black cumin seeds in a thin cotton cloth and inhale.


[26] TONSILLITIS:

Take 1 fresh lemon and squeeze it in 1 glass of water (about 8 oz.). Add 4 teaspoonful of honey 
and fractional of teaspoon of salt in it. Drink it slowly sip by sip. 

OR 
Milk has proved beneficial in treating tonsillitis. In 1 glass of pure boiled milk, add a pinch 
of turmeric powder and pepper powder. Drink it every night for about 3 days.

Superb Definitions.

School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays. 


Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich. 


Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills. 


Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.


Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower. 



Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes 
of the students without passing through 'the minds of either' 



Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. 



Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece. 



Dictionary: A place where success comes before work. 



Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on. 



Father: A banker provided by nature. 



Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. 



Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after. 



Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.


Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read. 



Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.


Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.


Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth. 


Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. 



Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. 



Experience: The name men give to their mistakes. 



Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions. 


Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after death

SOMETHING FOR YOU TO KNOW

Ants Problem:
Ants hate cucumbers.
Keep the skin of cucumbers near the place or ant hole. 


To get pure and clean ice:
Boil water first before freezing. 


To make the mirror shine: 
Clean with sprite 


To remove chewing gum from clothes:
Keep the cloth in the freezer for an hour. 


To whiten white clothes: 
Soak white clothes in hot water with
A slice of lemon for 10 minutes 


To give a shine to hair: 
Add one teaspoon of vinegar to hair and then wash hair.



To get maximum juice out of lemons: 
Soak lemons in hot water for one hour,
And then juice them. 


To avoid smell of cabbage while cooking Keep a piece of bread on the cabbage
In the vessel while cooking. 


To avoid tears while cutting onions: 
Chew gum.


To remove ink from clothes: 
Put toothpaste on the ink spots generously and let it dry completely,
Then wash.


To skin sweet potatoes quickly: 
Soak in cold water immediately after boiling. 


To get rid of mice or rats: 
Sprinkle black pepper in places where you find mice or rats.
They will run away. 

As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate

4 Worms In Church"Four worms and a lesson to be learned!! A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.

The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol .. . . . . . Dead . The second worm in cigarette smoke . . . Dead . Third worm in chocolate syrup . . . . Dead. Fourth worm in good clean soil . . .. Alive …


So the Minister asked the congregation,

"What did you learn from this demonstration?"
Maxine was sitting in the back quickly raised her hand and said . . . "As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"That pretty much ended the service.

Very useful w-site

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WE NEVER KNEW THIS ABOUT JAPAN

WE NEVER KNEW THIS ABOUT JAPAN

 

They are indeed a very evolved race.

Have you ever read in the newspaper that a political leader or a prime minister from an Islamic nation has visited Japan?

Have you ever come across news that the King of Iran or a Saudi Arabia's prince has visited Japan?

Japan, a Country keeping Islam at bay.

Japan has put strict restrictions on Islam and ALL Muslims. 

 The reasons are: 

1. Japan is the only nation that does not give citizenship to Muslims.

2. In Japan permanent residency is not given to Muslims.

3. There is a strong ban on the propagation of Islam in Japan .

4.In the University of Japan, Arabic or any Islamic language is not taught.

5. One cannot import ‘Koran’ published in Arabic language. 

6. According to data published by Japanese government, it has given temporary residency to only 2 lakhs Muslims, who need to follow the Japanese Law of the Land. These Muslims should speak Japanese and carry their religious rituals in their homes.

7. Japan is the only country in the world that has a negligible number of embassies of Islamic countries. 

8. Japanese people are not attracted to Islam at all. 

9. Muslims residing in Japan are the employees of foreign companies.

10. Even today visas are not granted to Muslim doctors, engineers or managers sent by foreign companies.

11. In the majority of companies, it is stated in their regulations that no Muslims should apply for a job.

12. The Japanese government is of the opinion that Muslims are fundamentalist and even in the era of globalization, they are not willing to change their Muslim laws.

13. Muslims can not even think about getting a rented house in Japan. 

14 If anyone comes to know that his neighbor is a Muslim, then the whole neighbourhood stays alert. 

15 No one can start an Islamic cell or Arabic ‘Madarsa’ in Japan. 

16. There is no personal (Sharia) law in Japan .

17. If a Japanese woman marries a Muslim then she is considered an outcast forever.

18. According to Mr. Komico Yagi (Head of Department, Tokyo University ) “There is a mind frame in Japan that Islam is a very narrow minded religion and one should stay away from it.”

19. Freelance journalist Mohammed Zuber toured many Islamic countries after 9/11 including Japan. He found that the Japanese were confident that extremists could do no harm in Japan.

Visit Temple Regularly

In simple terms, these temples are located  
strategically at a place where the positive 
energy is abundantly available from the magnetic wave 
distribution of north/ south pole thrusts.          


The Main Idol is placed in the center, 
where high magnetic values are available. 
A copper plate with some Vedic scripts is buried, 
beneath the Main Idol. This place is known as 
"Garbhagriha" or Moolasthan. 

The copper plate absorbs the earths magnetic waves 
and radiates them to the surroundings. 

Thus a person making clockwise pradakshina of 
the Main Idol's placement, automatically receives 
the beamed magnetic waves . 

Regular visits make him absorb more positive energy. 

The Sanctum Sanctorum is completely enclosed on three sides. 
The effect of all energies is very high in here. 

The lamp that is lit radiates the heat and light energy.  




The ringing of the bells and the chanting of prayers 
gives sound energy. 

The fragrance from the flowers, the burning of camphor 
give out chemical energy. 

The effect of all these energies comes out of the idol. 

This is in addition to the north/south pole magnetic energy 
that is absorbed by the copper plate and utensils that are 
kept in the Moolasthan.



The water used for the Pooja is mixed with Cardamom, 
Benzoine, Holy Basil (Tulsi), Clove, etc is the "Theertham". 

This water becomes more energized because it receives 
all these combined energies . 

The water that is sprinkled onto the people passes 
on the energy to all. That is the reason why, men should 
not wear shirts to the temple and ladies should wear more 
ornaments because it is through these jewels (metal) that 
positive energy is absorbed by ladies. 

It is proved that Theertham is a very good blood purifier, 
as it is highly energized.


In addition, temples offer holy water (about three spoons). 
This water is mainly a source of magneto therapy as they place 
the copper water vessel at the Garbhagriha. 

It also contains cardamom, clove, saffron, etc to add taste 
and Tulsi (holy Basil) leaves are put into the water to increase 
its medicinal value! 

The clove essence protects one from tooth decay, 
the saffron & Tulsi leave essence protects one 
from common cold and cough, cardamom and benzoine 
known as Pachha Karpuram,acts as a mouth refreshing agents. 

This way, one's health too is protected, by regularly visiting Temples !