married

For all the married victims
 A man got a call 📞 from unknown number..
 Girl:"Hi, r u single.. ??
 Man:"Yes, but who r u.. ??
 Ans:"Your wife..
 Aaj ghar aana tab bataoogi..

Another call from unknown number..
 Girl:"R u married.. ??
Man:"Yes, but who R u.. ??
 Girl:"Your girlfriend, U cheat..
 Man:"Sorry baby, I thought it was my wife..
 Ans:"Wife hi hoon kutte, aaj tu bas ghar aaja.