Wife : "why r u home so early?"
Hubby :
"My boss said go to hell!"
😆😋
Shortest Joke :
Doctor : Howz ur headache ?
Patient : she's out of town.:)
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No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life:
(1) Mobile
(2) Automobile
(3) TV
(4) Wife
Because, there is always a better model in neighborhood
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Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.
It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!
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Whisky is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling single again. ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆
It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she love the most and when a man does that.
The slide show begins.
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Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:
All girls are devils, but my wife is the queen of them.
◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆! .
🌞
Q- You know why women love shoes?
A- Because no matter how much & whatever they eat , the shoes always fit..
Q- Why can't Women Drive well?
A- Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them..
Q- Why can't Women stand a day in a Jungle?
A- There are no Shopping Centers..
Q- How to save a Dying Woman?
A- Tell her about a 90% Sale going on somewhere.. 😋
Q- If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it?
A- Who Cares, just Enjoy that Day..
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The woman who invented the phrase "All men
are the same" was a Chinese woman who lost
her husband in a crowd.
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BEWARE OF FEMALE DRIVERS:
After Accident, Driver Angrily said -
I showed you the Headlights and told u let
me go first.........
Female Driver- I also started the Wipers
and said No, No, No..
Driver fainted !!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
There are 3 kinds of men in this
world.
Some remain single and make
wonders happen. Some have
girlfriends and see wonders happen.
Rest get married and wonder what
happened=))
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Wives are
magicians. ..... . . . . . . . . . . They
can change anything into an
argument😆
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Women live a Better, Longer &
Peaceful Life, as compared to men.
WHY? A very INTELLIGENT man
replied: Women don't have a wife!😆
Send this to all men for a good laugh and to women who can handle it
Wife : "why r u home so early?"
Hubby :
"My boss said go to hell!"
😆😋
Shortest Joke :
Doctor : Howz ur headache ?
Patient : she's out of town.:)
◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆
No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life:
(1) Mobile
(2) Automobile
(3) TV
(4) Wife
Because, there is always a better model in neighborhood
◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆
Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.
It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!
◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆
Whisky is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling single again. ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆
It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she love the most and when a man does that.
The slide show begins.
◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆
Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:
All girls are devils, but my wife is the queen of them.
◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆! .
🌞
Q- You know why women love shoes?
A- Because no matter how much & whatever they eat , the shoes always fit..
Q- Why can't Women Drive well?
A- Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them..
Q- Why can't Women stand a day in a Jungle?
A- There are no Shopping Centers..
Q- How to save a Dying Woman?
A- Tell her about a 90% Sale going on somewhere.. 😋
Q- If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it?
A- Who Cares, just Enjoy that Day..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The woman who invented the phrase "All men
are the same" was a Chinese woman who lost
her husband in a crowd.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
BEWARE OF FEMALE DRIVERS:
After Accident, Driver Angrily said -
I showed you the Headlights and told u let
me go first.........
Female Driver- I also started the Wipers
and said No, No, No..
Driver fainted !!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
There are 3 kinds of men in this
world.
Some remain single and make
wonders happen. Some have
girlfriends and see wonders happen.
Rest get married and wonder what
happened=))
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Wives are
magicians. ..... . . . . . . . . . . They
can change anything into an
argument😆
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Women live a Better, Longer &
Peaceful Life, as compared to men.
WHY? A very INTELLIGENT man
replied: Women don't have a wife!😆
Send this to all men for a good laugh and to women who can handle it
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