Sunday, December 3, 2017

*A New Metal is added to Chemistry:*

Name: WIFE
Symbol: BV
Atomic Weight: Light when first found... tends to get heavier over passing of time.

*Physical Properties :*
- Boils at any time
- Can freeze at any time
- Melts if treated with love
- Very Bitter if Mishandled

*Chemical Properties :*
- Very Reactive
- Highly Unstable
- Possess Strong Affinity towards Gold, Silver, Diamond, Platinum, Credit cards, Debit cards & Cheque books
- Money Reducing Agent

*Occurrence :*
Mostly found in front of the Mirror.

It's highly flammable when mixed with in-laws.

Please circulate to all scientists.
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