din hua hai to raat bhi hogi,

din hua hai to raat bhi hogi,
ho mat udas kabhi to baat bhi hogi,
itne pyar se dosti ki hai khuda ki kasam
jindagi rahi to mulaqat bhi hogi.

Koshish Kijiye Hame Yaad Karne Ki
Lamhe To Apne Aap Hi Mil Jayenge
Tamanna Kijiye Hame Milne Ki
Bahane To Apne Aap Hi Mil Jayenge.

Mahek Dosti Ki Ishq Se Kam Nahin Hoti
Ishq Se Zindagi Khatam Nahin Hoti
Agar Sath Ho Zindagi Mein Achche Dost Ka
To Zindagi Jannat Se Kam Nahin Hoti

Sitaron Ke Beech Se Churaya Hai Aapko
Dil Se Apna Dost Banaya Hai Aapko
Is Dil Ka Khayal Rakhna
Kyonki Is Dil Ke Kone Mein Basaya Hai Aapko.

Apni Zindagi Mein Mujhe Sharikh Samajhna
Koi Gum Aye To Kareeb Samajhna
De Denge Muskurahat Ansuon Ke Badle
Magar Hazaron Doston Mein Aziz Samajhna..

Har Dua Kabul Nahin Hoti,
Har Arju Puri Nahin Hoti,
Jinhein Aap Jaise Dost Ka Sath Miley,
Unke Liye Dhadkane Bhi Jaruri Nahin Hoti.

Pyar se pyari koi majboori nahin hoti.
Kami apnon ki kabhi poori nahin hoti
Dilon ka juda hona ek alag baat hai,
Nazron se door hona koi doori nahin hoti

Dard ko bi ab dard hone laga hai.

Dard ko bi ab dard hone laga hai..
dard bhi apna zakhm done laga hai..
Dard ab hame dard nahi lagtha..
kyunki, Dard bhi hame chookar Rone laga hai!!

karoge yaad to har baat aayegi
suhane waqt ki har mauj tahar jayegi
talash karoge hamse behatar dost koi
nazar door tak jayegi aur laut aayegi

Merey wahm-o- guman se bhi zyada toot jata hai.
Ye dil apni hadoon mein reh kar itna toot jata hai.

Mein roaoon to daro dewar mujh pey hansney lagtey hain.
Hansoon to merey andar janey kya kya toot jata hai.

Mein jis lamhey ki khawahish mein safar karta hoon sadyoon sey.
Kahin paoon taley aa kar who lamha toot jata hai.

Merey khwaboon ki basti sey janazey uthtey jatey hain.
Meri aankhein jisey choo lein who sapna toot jata hai.

Najaney kitni mudat se hai dil mein ye amal jari
Zara si thees lagti hai zara sa toot jata hai

Dil e nadan hamari to namo hi na muqamal thi
To herat kya jo bantey hi irada toot jata hai

Muqadar mein merey sagar shikast o rekhat itni hai
Mein jis ko apna keh doon who sitara toot jata hai……………..

Aaj Pehli Bar Yeh Mehsoos Huwa Ke Mein Is Duniya Mein Tanha Reh Gaya HonAaj Pehli Bar Yeh Mehsoos Huwa Ke Mein Is Duniya Mein Tanha Reh Gaya Hon,Jo Tha Hi Nahi Us Ke Bageir Mein Tanha Reh Gaya Hon,

Woh Chup Chup Ker Mere Liye Kitabe Ikhata Kiya Kerti Thi,
Aaj Mein Apni Hi Kitab Mein Tanha Reh Gaya Hon,

Kabhi In Raston Mein Se Guzar Ker Us ko Ghar Chor Aata Tha.
Aaj Mein Un Hi Raston Mein Tanha Reh Gaya Hon,

Kabhi Woh Mujh Se Isharon Se Batein Kiya Kerti Thi,
Hansta Hoon Aaj Mein Apne Hi Isharon Mein Tanha Reh Gaya Hon,

Yaqeen Hai Faraz Ko Ke Kabhi To Woh Laut Aayegi,
Rota Hon Faqat Us Ke Bageir Mein Tanha Reh Gaya Hon.

Ulfat Ka Jab Kisi Ne Liya Naam Ro Pade
Apni Wafa Ka Soch Ke Anjaam Ro Pade

Har Shaam Ye Sawaal Mohabbat Se Kya Mila
Har Shaam Ye Jawwab Ke Har Shaam Ro Pade

Raah-e-wafa Mein Humko Khushi Ki Talaash Thee
Do Gaam Hi Chale The Ke Har Gaam Ro Pade

Rona Naseeb Mein Hai To Auron Se Kya Gila
Apne Hi Sar Liya Koi Ilzaam Ro Pade

Jaatey Jaatey Kya Kya Dey Gaya Koi
Aansoo Bahaney Ka Bahaana Dey Gaya Koi

Koi Maqsad Na Tha Mairi Zindagi Ka
Jaatey Jaatey Apni Talaash Ka Aik Maqsad Dey Gaya Koi

Khuda Naraz Tha Ke Koi Ilteja Na Karta Main Uss Say
Jaatey Jaatey Khuda Ko Manaaney Ka Aik Maqsad Dey Gaya Koi

Likhney Parrhney Ka Koi Shoq Na Tha Mujh Ko
Terey Naam Ko Likhna Terey Naam Ko Perrhna,
Jaatey Jaatey Ye Shoq Bhi Sikha Gaya Koi….

Funny Question

AN U ANSWER ANY OF D QUESTIONS????????
LETS SEE...............
Q. RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ??
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Ans - . TAILOR ( darzi )

Q. Ques - .SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI
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Sita MEMORY hai (RAM: Random Access Memory)

Q- Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar.
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Tendulkar is an opener

Q. The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'.
Which movie did he really want to see?
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Dil Chhata Hai!

7 . Q: Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi?
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Socho socho
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aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!

8. What will! u call a person who is leaving India??
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Hindustan Lever (Leaver).

9. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha.....................................

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Answer) adidas
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jokes

Boy: I’m not rich like Rahul, I don’t even have a big car like Rahul, but I really Luv U!
Girl: I luv u too, but tell me more about Rahul



Question : Why do girls close
their eyes while kissing a guy?
Guess…
Guess
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Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon
ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.



Teacher: How Old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I m. Tcher: How is it possible? Sunny: He bcom father only after I was born.


Why Sardar study in front of Mirror??????
1) It Saves Revision Time…..
2) He Likes Combined Studies…..
3) Lastly he wants someone to keep an eye on him…



Ladki patane ka tarika “use gudgudi karo agar hasi to samzo fasi lekin palat k chata mar de to zor zor se chillao ” didi dar gayi didi dar gayi”.



sardar to his friend :
i kiss my wife everyday before i go to office & u >
friend : i kiss your wife after u go to office
sardar : haha ha i kiss 1st..



boy propose to a girl ::- do you love me.>
girl- shakal dekhi hai apni.
isse acha to main mar jana pasand karoongi
boy – kamini mar jayegi par ek
garib ke kaam nahin aayegi..



Date pai ghalib apni grl frnd ka wait kar rahai thai grl frnd kai dair sai anai par farmaya……
Falak kai sitaroun ko neend arahi hai..
Pagal ki bachii tou ab arahi hai


Sardar travelling 1st time in a plain,going 2 Bengalore.While it’s landing he shouted
“Bangalore, Bangalore”
Air hostess said:“B silent”[/b
Sardar:"angalore, angalore"


Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi.



Santa: Is operation se mujhe kuchh ho gaya to isi doctor se shadi kar Lena.
Jeeto: Aise kyo kah rahe ho?
Santa: Doctor se badla Lene ka yehi 1 rasta hai!



Interviewer: Aap kisi MAHILA mein sabse pehle kya dekhte hain?
Santa: O ji, wo is baat par depend karta hai ki woh aa rahi hai ya jaa rahi hai?



It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.


At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I hv lst my hand, oh!
Santa: Control urself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

Imraan

EK sher BY doctor=Hoon mai doctor jahan,meri wife hai nurse waha,Yeh kaisa julm sehna PADTA hai,mujhe apni wife ko SISTER KEHNA PADTA hai..

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Jo sagar NE kaha lehron se, Jo ped NE kaha patto se, Jo phoolon NE kaha kaliyon se, wohi main tumhe kehta Hun, aey chal chal hawa aane de

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Imraan Hashmi Ne Apni Girlfriend Ko Pehle Apna AASHIQ BANAYA Phir Usne CHOCOLATE Main ZEHER Milakar Uska MURDER Karvaya.Girlfriend Ne Uske AKSAR Khwaab Me Aakar Kaha TUM SA NAHI DEKHA To Imraan Hashmi Ne Kaha Is KALYUG Me JAWANI DIWANI Hai.

Gunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua, Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua, Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua, Masti Ka mastaana Hua, Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua



wen i was sad; u were thr…
wen i was crying; u were thr…
wen i was unhappy; u were thr…
ab mujhay pata chala k saray fasad ki jarh TUM ho..!!



JAHAN KI GHURBAT MAI SUKON NAHI AAEGA
GHUM-E-TAUHEEN SE QUBOOL NAHI AAEGA
MAQLOOL KI FITRAT HAI E KAFIR
DIMAG KI DAHI HO JAEGI PR YEH SHER SAMAJH NAHI AAEGA

Kaun kahta hai ki budhape mei ishq nahi hota..
Kaun kahta hai ki budhape mei ishq nahi hota..
Darasal baat ye hai ki BUDDHO par kisiko shaq nahi hota…

Log kehte hain ki khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaaya hai...
Theek hi kehte hain, faltoo kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jaate hain

Aap din ko raat kaho to hum raat kahenge
Aap subah ko shaam kaho to hum shaam kahenge
Kyun ke hum

Paaglon se behas nahi karte.

Sardarji

Daru ki vajah se barbad sarabi ne kasam li aur ghar se daru ki bottles fekne laga........
1st fek ke bola teri vajah se meri naukari gayi.
2nd fek ke bola teri vajah se mera ghar bika.
3rd fekte bola teri vajah se meri bivi chali gayi.
4th Utai to vo bhara hua nikla, To bola tu side me ho ja isme tera koi kasur nahi hai



While travelling a sardar was carrying a binocular with him.
But he never seemed to use it while looking outside the window.
A co-passenger who was travelling with him asked why he was carrying binoculars.
The sardar simply said ..."I am on my way to see a distant relative."