Dard ko bi ab dard hone laga hai.

Dard ko bi ab dard hone laga hai..
dard bhi apna zakhm done laga hai..
Dard ab hame dard nahi lagtha..
kyunki, Dard bhi hame chookar Rone laga hai!!

karoge yaad to har baat aayegi
suhane waqt ki har mauj tahar jayegi
talash karoge hamse behatar dost koi
nazar door tak jayegi aur laut aayegi

Merey wahm-o- guman se bhi zyada toot jata hai.
Ye dil apni hadoon mein reh kar itna toot jata hai.

Mein roaoon to daro dewar mujh pey hansney lagtey hain.
Hansoon to merey andar janey kya kya toot jata hai.

Mein jis lamhey ki khawahish mein safar karta hoon sadyoon sey.
Kahin paoon taley aa kar who lamha toot jata hai.

Merey khwaboon ki basti sey janazey uthtey jatey hain.
Meri aankhein jisey choo lein who sapna toot jata hai.

Najaney kitni mudat se hai dil mein ye amal jari
Zara si thees lagti hai zara sa toot jata hai

Dil e nadan hamari to namo hi na muqamal thi
To herat kya jo bantey hi irada toot jata hai

Muqadar mein merey sagar shikast o rekhat itni hai
Mein jis ko apna keh doon who sitara toot jata hai……………..

Aaj Pehli Bar Yeh Mehsoos Huwa Ke Mein Is Duniya Mein Tanha Reh Gaya HonAaj Pehli Bar Yeh Mehsoos Huwa Ke Mein Is Duniya Mein Tanha Reh Gaya Hon,Jo Tha Hi Nahi Us Ke Bageir Mein Tanha Reh Gaya Hon,

Woh Chup Chup Ker Mere Liye Kitabe Ikhata Kiya Kerti Thi,
Aaj Mein Apni Hi Kitab Mein Tanha Reh Gaya Hon,

Kabhi In Raston Mein Se Guzar Ker Us ko Ghar Chor Aata Tha.
Aaj Mein Un Hi Raston Mein Tanha Reh Gaya Hon,

Kabhi Woh Mujh Se Isharon Se Batein Kiya Kerti Thi,
Hansta Hoon Aaj Mein Apne Hi Isharon Mein Tanha Reh Gaya Hon,

Yaqeen Hai Faraz Ko Ke Kabhi To Woh Laut Aayegi,
Rota Hon Faqat Us Ke Bageir Mein Tanha Reh Gaya Hon.

Ulfat Ka Jab Kisi Ne Liya Naam Ro Pade
Apni Wafa Ka Soch Ke Anjaam Ro Pade

Har Shaam Ye Sawaal Mohabbat Se Kya Mila
Har Shaam Ye Jawwab Ke Har Shaam Ro Pade

Raah-e-wafa Mein Humko Khushi Ki Talaash Thee
Do Gaam Hi Chale The Ke Har Gaam Ro Pade

Rona Naseeb Mein Hai To Auron Se Kya Gila
Apne Hi Sar Liya Koi Ilzaam Ro Pade

Jaatey Jaatey Kya Kya Dey Gaya Koi
Aansoo Bahaney Ka Bahaana Dey Gaya Koi

Koi Maqsad Na Tha Mairi Zindagi Ka
Jaatey Jaatey Apni Talaash Ka Aik Maqsad Dey Gaya Koi

Khuda Naraz Tha Ke Koi Ilteja Na Karta Main Uss Say
Jaatey Jaatey Khuda Ko Manaaney Ka Aik Maqsad Dey Gaya Koi

Likhney Parrhney Ka Koi Shoq Na Tha Mujh Ko
Terey Naam Ko Likhna Terey Naam Ko Perrhna,
Jaatey Jaatey Ye Shoq Bhi Sikha Gaya Koi….

Funny Question

AN U ANSWER ANY OF D QUESTIONS????????
LETS SEE...............
Q. RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ??
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Ans - . TAILOR ( darzi )

Q. Ques - .SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI
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Sita MEMORY hai (RAM: Random Access Memory)

Q- Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar.
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Tendulkar is an opener

Q. The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'.
Which movie did he really want to see?
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Dil Chhata Hai!

7 . Q: Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi?
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aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!

8. What will! u call a person who is leaving India??
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Hindustan Lever (Leaver).

9. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha.....................................

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Answer) adidas
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jokes

Boy: I’m not rich like Rahul, I don’t even have a big car like Rahul, but I really Luv U!
Girl: I luv u too, but tell me more about Rahul



Question : Why do girls close
their eyes while kissing a guy?
Guess…
Guess
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Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon
ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.



Teacher: How Old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I m. Tcher: How is it possible? Sunny: He bcom father only after I was born.


Why Sardar study in front of Mirror??????
1) It Saves Revision Time…..
2) He Likes Combined Studies…..
3) Lastly he wants someone to keep an eye on him…



Ladki patane ka tarika “use gudgudi karo agar hasi to samzo fasi lekin palat k chata mar de to zor zor se chillao ” didi dar gayi didi dar gayi”.



sardar to his friend :
i kiss my wife everyday before i go to office & u >
friend : i kiss your wife after u go to office
sardar : haha ha i kiss 1st..



boy propose to a girl ::- do you love me.>
girl- shakal dekhi hai apni.
isse acha to main mar jana pasand karoongi
boy – kamini mar jayegi par ek
garib ke kaam nahin aayegi..



Date pai ghalib apni grl frnd ka wait kar rahai thai grl frnd kai dair sai anai par farmaya……
Falak kai sitaroun ko neend arahi hai..
Pagal ki bachii tou ab arahi hai


Sardar travelling 1st time in a plain,going 2 Bengalore.While it’s landing he shouted
“Bangalore, Bangalore”
Air hostess said:“B silent”[/b
Sardar:"angalore, angalore"


Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi.



Santa: Is operation se mujhe kuchh ho gaya to isi doctor se shadi kar Lena.
Jeeto: Aise kyo kah rahe ho?
Santa: Doctor se badla Lene ka yehi 1 rasta hai!



Interviewer: Aap kisi MAHILA mein sabse pehle kya dekhte hain?
Santa: O ji, wo is baat par depend karta hai ki woh aa rahi hai ya jaa rahi hai?



It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.


At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I hv lst my hand, oh!
Santa: Control urself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

Imraan

EK sher BY doctor=Hoon mai doctor jahan,meri wife hai nurse waha,Yeh kaisa julm sehna PADTA hai,mujhe apni wife ko SISTER KEHNA PADTA hai..

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Jo sagar NE kaha lehron se, Jo ped NE kaha patto se, Jo phoolon NE kaha kaliyon se, wohi main tumhe kehta Hun, aey chal chal hawa aane de

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Imraan Hashmi Ne Apni Girlfriend Ko Pehle Apna AASHIQ BANAYA Phir Usne CHOCOLATE Main ZEHER Milakar Uska MURDER Karvaya.Girlfriend Ne Uske AKSAR Khwaab Me Aakar Kaha TUM SA NAHI DEKHA To Imraan Hashmi Ne Kaha Is KALYUG Me JAWANI DIWANI Hai.

Gunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua, Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua, Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua, Masti Ka mastaana Hua, Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua



wen i was sad; u were thr…
wen i was crying; u were thr…
wen i was unhappy; u were thr…
ab mujhay pata chala k saray fasad ki jarh TUM ho..!!



JAHAN KI GHURBAT MAI SUKON NAHI AAEGA
GHUM-E-TAUHEEN SE QUBOOL NAHI AAEGA
MAQLOOL KI FITRAT HAI E KAFIR
DIMAG KI DAHI HO JAEGI PR YEH SHER SAMAJH NAHI AAEGA

Kaun kahta hai ki budhape mei ishq nahi hota..
Kaun kahta hai ki budhape mei ishq nahi hota..
Darasal baat ye hai ki BUDDHO par kisiko shaq nahi hota…

Log kehte hain ki khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaaya hai...
Theek hi kehte hain, faltoo kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jaate hain

Aap din ko raat kaho to hum raat kahenge
Aap subah ko shaam kaho to hum shaam kahenge
Kyun ke hum

Paaglon se behas nahi karte.

Sardarji

Daru ki vajah se barbad sarabi ne kasam li aur ghar se daru ki bottles fekne laga........
1st fek ke bola teri vajah se meri naukari gayi.
2nd fek ke bola teri vajah se mera ghar bika.
3rd fekte bola teri vajah se meri bivi chali gayi.
4th Utai to vo bhara hua nikla, To bola tu side me ho ja isme tera koi kasur nahi hai



While travelling a sardar was carrying a binocular with him.
But he never seemed to use it while looking outside the window.
A co-passenger who was travelling with him asked why he was carrying binoculars.
The sardar simply said ..."I am on my way to see a distant relative."

Men Comes Late

Once There Was A Man.
He Used To Always Come In Time.

Once He Was Late.
Hence His Boss Asked Why Are U Late.
He Answered:

We Have A Lady In Our Society, She Is Very Acurate In A Word To Say. When She Plays Any Game ,she Wears The Clothes Which Are Ment For The Game. When She Goes To Her Office She Where's Formals Kind. When She Goes For A Picnic She Wears Dashing Clothes.

Hearing This His Boss Was Absolutely Flattered But In His Mind He Still Had One? Why Was The Man Late.

The Man Answered:
Today Was Her Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!

Dil k Aaine mein

Jo dil k Aaine mein ho wohi hai pyar k Qabil…
Wrna Deewar k Qabil to har tasweer hoti hai




Palkon k ishare se izhaar kr gaya koi,
Hm se mila nai pr dil le gaya koi,
Tanhai mai Sans gum hogai hmari,
Jb khamosh reh kr pyar kr gaya koi




Chaand Ho Jesay Sitaron Say Allag
Esay Neainon Mein Haya lagti Hay
Teri Qurbat Mein Juki Si Nazar
Aik Masoom Si Dua Lagti Hay
Marhala Moat Ka Mushkil Magar
Zindgi Es Kay Siva Lagti Hay




Rulana Har Kisi Ko Ata Ha
Hasana Har Kisi Ko Ata Ha
Rula K Jo Mana Le Wo Sacha Yar Ha
Or Jo Rula K Khud B Aansu Bahaye
” Wo Sacha Pyar Ha ”



ANKHAIN
Jab Ye Jhukti Ha To
Dunya Ki Har Shay Apne Andar Samait Leti Hy
Jab Ye Dekhti Ha To
Samandr Ki Gehraion Se Moti Nikal Leti Hy
Jab Ye Mskurati Hy To
Dunya Ki Tamam Masumiat Apne Andar Jazb Kr Leti Hy
Jab Roti Ha To
Arsh Ko Hila Deti Hy
Or Jab Band Hoti Hy To
Dunya Ko Rula Deti Hy





“Kahun K Kia Ho Tum….?”
Mere liye meri Duniya ho Tum,
Cho k jo Guzre wo Hawa ho Tum,
Maine jo Mangi wo Dua ho Tum,
Kya maine Mehsos wo Ehsas ho Tum,
Meri Nazar ki Talash ho Tum,
Meri Zindagi ka Qarar ho Tum,

About Freinds

NEVER CRY FOR ANY RELATION IN LIFE

BECAUSE FOR THE ONE WHOM YOU CRY

DOES NOT DESERVE YOUR TEARS

AND THE ONE WHO DESERVES

WILL NEVER LET YOU CRY!!!!!!!!!!!!

TREAT EVERYONE WITH POLITENESS

EVEN THOSE WHO ARE RUDE TO YOU,

NOT BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT NICE

BUT BECAUSE YOU ARE NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!

NEVER SEARCH YOUR HAPPINESS IN OTHERS

WHICH WILL MAKE YOU FEEL ALONE,

RATHER SEARCH IT IN YOURSELF

YOU WILL FEEL HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friends

Love starts with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear.

Don't cry over anyone who won't cry over you.

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget.

You can only go as far as you push.

Actions speak louder than words.

The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else.

Don't let the past hold you back; you're missing the good stuff.

Life's short. If you don't look around once in a while, you might miss it.

A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have.

If you think that the world means nothing, think again. You might mean the world to someone else.

When it hurts to look back, and you're scared to look ahead, you can look beside you and your best friend will be there

True friendship never ends.

Friends are forever.

Good friends are like stars....You don't always see them, but you know they are always there.

Don't frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile.

What do you do when the only person who can make you stop crying is the person who made you cry?

NOBODY IS PERFECT UNTIL YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH THEM. (Isn't that the truth?)

Everything is okay in the end. If it's not okay, then it's not the end.

Most people walk in and out of you life. But only friends leave footprints in your heart.

Facts About India

Amazing Facts about India and Indians!

India is the world's largest, oldest, continuous civilization.

India never invaded any country in her last 10000 years of history.

India is the world's largest democracy.

Varanasi, also known as Benares, was called "the ancient city" when Lord Buddha visited it in 500 B.C.E, and is the oldest, continuously inhabited city in the world today.

India invented the Number System. Zero was invented by Aryabhatta.

The World's first university was established in Takshashila in 700BC. More than 10,500 students from all over the world studied more than 60 subjects. The University of Nalanda built in the 4th century BC was one of the greatest achievements of ancient India in the field of education.

Sanskrit is the mother of all the European languages. Sanskrit is the most suitable language for computer software - a report in Forbes magazine, July 1987.

Ayurveda is the earliest school of medicine known to humans. Charaka, the father of medicine consolidated Ayurveda 2500 years ago.

Today Ayurveda is fast regaining its rightful place in our civilization.

Although modern images of India often show poverty and lack of development, India was the richest country on earth until the time of British invasion in the early 17th Century. Christopher Columbus was attracted by India's wealth.

The art of Navigation was born in the river Sindhu 6000 years ago.

The very word Navigation is derived from the Sanskrit word NAVGATIH.

The word navy is also derived from Sanskrit 'Nou'.
Bhaskaracharya calculated the time taken by the earth to orbit the sun hundreds of years before the astronomer Smart.

Time taken by earth to orbit the sun: (5th century) 365.258756484 days.

The value of pi was first calculated by Budhayana, and he explained the concept of what is known as the Pythagorean Theorem. He discovered this in the 6th century long before the European mathematicians.

Algebra, trigonometry and calculus came from India. Quadratic equations were by Sridharacharya in the 11th century.

The largest numbers the Greeks and the Romans used were 106 whereas Hindus used numbers as big as 10**53(10 to the power of 53) with specific names as early as 5000 BCE during the Vedic period. Even today, the largest used number is Tera 10**12(10 to the power of 12).

IEEE has proved what has been a century old suspicion in the world scientific community that the pioneer of wireless communication was Prof. Jagdish Bose and not Marconi.

The earliest reservoir and dam for irrigation was built in Saurashtra.
According to Saka King Rudradaman I of 150 CE a beautiful lake called Sudarshana was constructed on the hills of Raivataka during Chandragupta Maurya's time.

Chess (Shataranja or AshtaPada) was invented in India.
Sushruta is the father of surgery. 2600 years ago he and health scientists of his time conducted complicated surgeries like cesareans, cataract, artificial limbs, fractures, urinary stones and even plastic surgery and brain surgery. Usage of anesthesia was well known in ancient India.

Over 125 surgical equipment were used. Deep knowledge of anatomy, physiology, etiology, embryology, digestion, metabolism, genetics and immunity is also found in many texts.

When many cultures were only nomadic forest dwellers over 5000 years ago, Indians established Harappan culture in Sindhu Valley (Indus Valley Civilization).

The four religions born in India, Hinduism, Buddhism, Jainism, and Sikhism, are followed by 25% of the world's population.

The place value system, the decimal system was developed in India in 100 BC.

India is one of the few countries in the World, which gained independence without violence.

India has the second largest pool of Scientists and Engineers in the World.

India is the largest English speaking nation in the world.

India is the only country other than US and Japan, to have built a super computer indigenously.

Following facts were published in a German Magazine which deals with world history. (I couldn't find out the name of that German Magazine, if you find please let me know.)
38% of Doctors in America are Indians.
12% of Scientists in America are Indians.
36% of NASA employees are Indians.
34% of Microsoft employees are Indians.
28% of IBM employees are Indians.
17% of Intel employees are Indians.
13% of Xerox employees are Indians.