CA ki wife:
Suniye ji, Yeh inflation kya hai?
CA:
Pehle tu 36-24-36 thi
Ab tu 48-40-48 hai !
Ab tere pass sab kuch pehle se jyada hai, phir bhi Teri value pahle se kam hai.
YAHI INFLATION HAI.😜
Economics is not that difficult if we have the right examples.
Interviewer: What is Recession?
Candidate: When "Wine & Women" get replaced by "Water & Wife",
that critical phase of life is called Recession!!😜
Accountancy fact:
What is the difference between Liability & Asset?
A drunk friend is liability
But
A drunk Girlfriend is an Asset.
😜😜😜😜😜
Law of equality 💠
The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get ready in 5 min is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says 'I'll call u in 5 min!📞📱
😜😜😜😜
〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰
I argued👿... She argued👿...
I shouted😡... She shouted😡 and then she cried😭
Result: she won by duckworth lewis method😱
〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰
Chess is the only game in the world,
which reflects the status of the husband.
the poor king can take only one step at a time ...
While the mighty queen can do whatever she likes.
-------------🙋🙆💁🙅
〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰
All Men are Brave,
Horror Movies don't Scare them....
But 5 Missed Calls from Wife ..surely does...😝😝😝
One Smart Guy Invented
"WhatsApp"
His Wife Added a feature in it called
'Last Seen At'😜👌
Thank god she didnt add
'last seen with'
😉😝😝--------------------------------------------------------------
Punch Of D Day ....
✨✨👊👊✨✨
Once A Man Asked God: "Why All Girls Are So Cute & Sweet, And All Wifes Are Always Angry
God Answered: Girls Are Made By Me ... And you make them Wife...!!!
Your Problem.. !!! 😉
😝
What's Marriage?
Answer- MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans
That Destroys All The Six Senses
And Makes The Person NON Sense..!
😜😜😝😝😜😜😝😝
Definition Of Happy Couple -
HE Does What SHE Wants…
SHE Does What SHE Wants.
😜😝😜😝😜😝😜😝
Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.
Husband: Exactly darling! its a computer, not a Husband..!!
😜😝😜😝😜😝😜😝
'Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, Can Lengthen Your Life."
-Shakespear
"Laughing At ur Wife's Mistakes,Can Shorten ur Life."
-Shakespear's Wife
😜😝😜😝😜😝😜😝
Suniye ji, Yeh inflation kya hai?
CA:
Pehle tu 36-24-36 thi
Ab tu 48-40-48 hai !
Ab tere pass sab kuch pehle se jyada hai, phir bhi Teri value pahle se kam hai.
YAHI INFLATION HAI.😜
Economics is not that difficult if we have the right examples.
Interviewer: What is Recession?
Candidate: When "Wine & Women" get replaced by "Water & Wife",
that critical phase of life is called Recession!!😜
Accountancy fact:
What is the difference between Liability & Asset?
A drunk friend is liability
But
A drunk Girlfriend is an Asset.
😜😜😜😜😜
Law of equality 💠
The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get ready in 5 min is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says 'I'll call u in 5 min!📞📱
😜😜😜😜
〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰
I argued👿... She argued👿...
I shouted😡... She shouted😡 and then she cried😭
Result: she won by duckworth lewis method😱
〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰
Chess is the only game in the world,
which reflects the status of the husband.
the poor king can take only one step at a time ...
While the mighty queen can do whatever she likes.
-------------🙋🙆💁🙅
〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰
All Men are Brave,
Horror Movies don't Scare them....
But 5 Missed Calls from Wife ..surely does...😝😝😝
One Smart Guy Invented
"WhatsApp"
His Wife Added a feature in it called
'Last Seen At'😜👌
Thank god she didnt add
'last seen with'
😉😝😝--------------------------------------------------------------
Punch Of D Day ....
✨✨👊👊✨✨
Once A Man Asked God: "Why All Girls Are So Cute & Sweet, And All Wifes Are Always Angry
God Answered: Girls Are Made By Me ... And you make them Wife...!!!
Your Problem.. !!! 😉
😝
What's Marriage?
Answer- MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans
That Destroys All The Six Senses
And Makes The Person NON Sense..!
😜😜😝😝😜😜😝😝
Definition Of Happy Couple -
HE Does What SHE Wants…
SHE Does What SHE Wants.
😜😝😜😝😜😝😜😝
Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.
Husband: Exactly darling! its a computer, not a Husband..!!
😜😝😜😝😜😝😜😝
'Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, Can Lengthen Your Life."
-Shakespear
"Laughing At ur Wife's Mistakes,Can Shorten ur Life."
-Shakespear's Wife
😜😝😜😝😜😝😜😝
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