Tuesday, May 1, 2018

CA ki wife:
Suniye ji, Yeh inflation kya hai?

CA:
Pehle tu 36-24-36 thi
Ab tu 48-40-48 hai !

Ab tere pass sab kuch pehle se jyada hai, phir bhi Teri value pahle se kam hai.
YAHI INFLATION HAI.๐Ÿ˜œ

Economics is not that difficult if we have the right examples.
Interviewer: What is Recession?
          Candidate: When "Wine & Women" get replaced by "Water & Wife",
      that critical phase of life is called Recession!!๐Ÿ˜œ

Accountancy fact:
What is the difference between Liability & Asset?
A drunk friend is liability
But
A drunk Girlfriend is an Asset.
๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ
Law of equality ๐Ÿ’ 

The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get ready in 5 min is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says 'I'll call u in 5 min!๐Ÿ“ž๐Ÿ“ฑ
๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ
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I argued๐Ÿ‘ฟ... She argued๐Ÿ‘ฟ...
I shouted๐Ÿ˜ก... She shouted๐Ÿ˜ก and then she cried๐Ÿ˜ญ

Result: she won by duckworth lewis method๐Ÿ˜ฑ
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Chess is the only game in the world,
which reflects the status of the husband.
the poor king can take only one step at a time ...
While the mighty queen can do whatever she likes.
-------------๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ™…

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All Men are Brave,
Horror Movies don't Scare them....
But 5 Missed Calls from Wife ..surely does...๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜


One Smart Guy Invented
"WhatsApp"

His Wife Added a feature in it called

'Last Seen At'๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ‘Œ

Thank god she didnt add
  'last seen with'
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Punch Of D Day ....
✨✨๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‘Š✨✨
Once A Man Asked God: "Why All Girls Are So Cute & Sweet, And All Wifes Are Always Angry

God Answered: Girls Are Made By Me ... And you make them Wife...!!!
 Your Problem.. !!! ๐Ÿ˜‰
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What's Marriage?

Answer- MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans

That Destroys All The Six Senses

And Makes The Person NON Sense..!


๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

Definition Of Happy Couple -

HE Does What SHE Wants…

SHE Does What SHE Wants.


๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜

Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.

Husband: Exactly darling!  its a computer, not a Husband..!!


๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜

'Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, Can Lengthen Your Life."

-Shakespear

"Laughing At ur Wife's Mistakes,Can Shorten ur Life."

-Shakespear's Wife

๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜

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