CA ki wife:
Suniye ji, Yeh inflation kya hai?
CA:
Pehle tu 36-24-36 thi
Ab tu 48-40-48 hai !
Ab tere pass sab kuch pehle se jyada hai, phir bhi Teri value pahle se kam hai.
YAHI INFLATION HAI.๐
Economics is not that difficult if we have the right examples.
Interviewer: What is Recession?
Candidate: When "Wine & Women" get replaced by "Water & Wife",
that critical phase of life is called Recession!!๐
Accountancy fact:
What is the difference between Liability & Asset?
A drunk friend is liability
But
A drunk Girlfriend is an Asset.
๐๐๐๐๐
Law of equality ๐
The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get ready in 5 min is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says 'I'll call u in 5 min!๐๐ฑ
๐๐๐๐
〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰
I argued๐ฟ... She argued๐ฟ...
I shouted๐ก... She shouted๐ก and then she cried๐ญ
Result: she won by duckworth lewis method๐ฑ
〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰
Chess is the only game in the world,
which reflects the status of the husband.
the poor king can take only one step at a time ...
While the mighty queen can do whatever she likes.
-------------๐๐๐๐
〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰
All Men are Brave,
Horror Movies don't Scare them....
But 5 Missed Calls from Wife ..surely does...๐๐๐
One Smart Guy Invented
"WhatsApp"
His Wife Added a feature in it called
'Last Seen At'๐๐
Thank god she didnt add
'last seen with'
๐๐๐--------------------------------------------------------------
Punch Of D Day ....
✨✨๐๐✨✨
Once A Man Asked God: "Why All Girls Are So Cute & Sweet, And All Wifes Are Always Angry
God Answered: Girls Are Made By Me ... And you make them Wife...!!!
Your Problem.. !!! ๐
๐
What's Marriage?
Answer- MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans
That Destroys All The Six Senses
And Makes The Person NON Sense..!
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Definition Of Happy Couple -
HE Does What SHE Wants…
SHE Does What SHE Wants.
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.
Husband: Exactly darling! its a computer, not a Husband..!!
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
'Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, Can Lengthen Your Life."
-Shakespear
"Laughing At ur Wife's Mistakes,Can Shorten ur Life."
-Shakespear's Wife
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Dont laugh alone pass it on๐น๐น
Suniye ji, Yeh inflation kya hai?
CA:
Pehle tu 36-24-36 thi
Ab tu 48-40-48 hai !
Ab tere pass sab kuch pehle se jyada hai, phir bhi Teri value pahle se kam hai.
YAHI INFLATION HAI.๐
Economics is not that difficult if we have the right examples.
Interviewer: What is Recession?
Candidate: When "Wine & Women" get replaced by "Water & Wife",
that critical phase of life is called Recession!!๐
Accountancy fact:
What is the difference between Liability & Asset?
A drunk friend is liability
But
A drunk Girlfriend is an Asset.
๐๐๐๐๐
Law of equality ๐
The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get ready in 5 min is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says 'I'll call u in 5 min!๐๐ฑ
๐๐๐๐
〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰
I argued๐ฟ... She argued๐ฟ...
I shouted๐ก... She shouted๐ก and then she cried๐ญ
Result: she won by duckworth lewis method๐ฑ
〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰
Chess is the only game in the world,
which reflects the status of the husband.
the poor king can take only one step at a time ...
While the mighty queen can do whatever she likes.
-------------๐๐๐๐
〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰
All Men are Brave,
Horror Movies don't Scare them....
But 5 Missed Calls from Wife ..surely does...๐๐๐
One Smart Guy Invented
"WhatsApp"
His Wife Added a feature in it called
'Last Seen At'๐๐
Thank god she didnt add
'last seen with'
๐๐๐--------------------------------------------------------------
Punch Of D Day ....
✨✨๐๐✨✨
Once A Man Asked God: "Why All Girls Are So Cute & Sweet, And All Wifes Are Always Angry
God Answered: Girls Are Made By Me ... And you make them Wife...!!!
Your Problem.. !!! ๐
๐
What's Marriage?
Answer- MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans
That Destroys All The Six Senses
And Makes The Person NON Sense..!
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Definition Of Happy Couple -
HE Does What SHE Wants…
SHE Does What SHE Wants.
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.
Husband: Exactly darling! its a computer, not a Husband..!!
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
'Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, Can Lengthen Your Life."
-Shakespear
"Laughing At ur Wife's Mistakes,Can Shorten ur Life."
-Shakespear's Wife
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Dont laugh alone pass it on๐น๐น
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