Call from a Bank
To a Housewife:

Hello Ma'am...
We are Offering you
Credit Card with Best Deals.

1. No Annual Charges.
2. No Interest on Balance for Three Months.
3. Huge Credit Limit.
4. No Penalties for Over Spending.

Smart Reply by the Lady:

No Thanks...
I have a Husband...

1. With Lifetime Zero Fee.
2. No Spending Limit.
3. No Penalties and more Importantly...
4. No Repayment Forever.

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