*What is MARKETING* ?
This is how a Professor explained Marketing Concepts to a class :
1. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go up to her and say :
"I am very rich. Marry me !"
- That's Direct Marketing. ๐
2. You are at a party with a bunch of friends and see a Gorgeous Girl. One of your friends goes upto her and pointing at you says :
"He's very rich. Marry him !"
- That's Advertising. ๐
3. You are at a party and see a Gorgeous Girl. She walks up to you and says :
"You are very rich ! Can I marry you ?"
- That's Brand Recognition. ๐
4. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go upto her and say :
"I am very rich. Marry me !"
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
- That's Customer Feedback. ๐
5. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go upto her and say :
"I am very rich. Marry me !"
And, she introduces you to her husband.
- That's Demand and Supply Gap. ๐
6. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go upto her and before you say :
"I m rich, Marry me !"
Your wife arrives.
- That's Restriction for Entering New Markets. ๐
*Hope Concepts are clear*.......๐๐
This is how a Professor explained Marketing Concepts to a class :
1. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go up to her and say :
"I am very rich. Marry me !"
- That's Direct Marketing. ๐
2. You are at a party with a bunch of friends and see a Gorgeous Girl. One of your friends goes upto her and pointing at you says :
"He's very rich. Marry him !"
- That's Advertising. ๐
3. You are at a party and see a Gorgeous Girl. She walks up to you and says :
"You are very rich ! Can I marry you ?"
- That's Brand Recognition. ๐
4. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go upto her and say :
"I am very rich. Marry me !"
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
- That's Customer Feedback. ๐
5. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go upto her and say :
"I am very rich. Marry me !"
And, she introduces you to her husband.
- That's Demand and Supply Gap. ๐
6. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go upto her and before you say :
"I m rich, Marry me !"
Your wife arrives.
- That's Restriction for Entering New Markets. ๐
*Hope Concepts are clear*.......๐๐
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