Wife - Lets go for a dinner tonight.

Husband (HR Manager) - Ok.

Husband - Should we go to a cheaper restaurant ?

Wife - No. Let's go to Royal Palace hotel.

Husband - (silence for a minute) - Ok, See you at 7.O 'Clock.

On the way, around 6.30 pm...

Husband - Once upon a time, I had pani puri competition with my sister and she ate 30 pani-puris and defeated me.

*Wife -:*
What's so difficult in it?

*Husband:*
Defeating me in Pani-puri eating competition is so difficult.

*Wife :*
I can easily beat you.

*Husband :*
Please leave it. It's not your cup of tea.

*Wife -:*
Let us have that competition right now.

*Husband :*
So you want to see yourself defeated?

*Wife :*
 Let's see.

They both stop at a Pani-puri stall and start eating...

After about 30 Pani-puris the husband gave up.

The wife was also full, but to defeat her husband, she ate one more and shouted,

*"You lose."*

The bill was Rs 50/- and wife was back home and happy as she won the bet.

*Moral of the Story...*

Main aim of a HR Manager is to satisfy employee with minimum investments.