Balance Sheet Of Life

Our Birth is our Opening Balance!

Our Death is our Closing Balance!

Our Prejudiced Views are our Liabilities.

Our Creative Ideas are our Assets.

Heart is our Current Asset.

Soul is our Fixed Asset.

Brain is our Fixed Deposit.

Thinking is our Current Account.

Achievements are our Capital.

Character & Morals, our Stock-in-Trade.

Friends are our General Reserves.

Values & Behaviour are our Goodwill.

Love is our Dividend.

Children are our Bonus Issues..

Education is Brands / Patents.

Knowledge is our Investment.

Experience is our Premium Account.

The Aim is to Tally the Balance Sheet Accurately.

The Goal is to get the Best Presented Accounts Award.

Silence is...

Silence is an absence
Silence is profound
Silence is a conversation
Being had without sound
Silence is an _ex-pression



One that cannot be heard
Silence cannot be spoken
Although it is a word
Silence is a presence
Of great nothingness



Silence can be something
And yet cease to exist
Silence can fill a room
And have no mass at all
Silence cannot be dropped, yet it can fall



Silence is a mystery
That will forever go unsolved
Silence is how every sound can swiftly be dissolved
Silence is the sound of rest
The only sound that can sound best



While other sounds can cause great pain
Silence is not the sound to blame
For Silence is what silence is
Something that is nothing
Nothing that exists

Tab Tak Pyaar Se Pyaar Mat Kar

Kaise Kahoon Apna Bana Lo Mujhe

Bahon Mein Apni Sama Lo Mujhe

Bin Tumhare Ek Pal Bhi Ab Kat-Ta Nahi

Tum Aa Kar Mujhi Se Chura Lo Mujhe

Zindagi To Wo Hai Sang Tumhare Jo Guzre

Duniya Ke Gamo Se Ab Chuda Lo Mujhe

Ye Kaisa Nasha Hai Jo Behka Raha Hai

Tumhara Hoon Main To Sambhalo Mujhe

Na Jane Phir Kaise Guzre Gi Zindagi

Agar Apne Dil Se Kabhi Tum Nikalo Mujhe !!







Tab Tak Pyaar Se Pyaar Mat Kar

Jab Tak Pyar Aap Se Pyaar Na Kare

Aur Agar Pyaar Aap Se Pyaar Kare To

Usse Aisa Pyaar Karo Ki Pyaar Kisi Aur Se Pyaar Na Kare !!







Har Khushi Khushi Mange Aapse..

Zindagi Zinda Dili Mange Aapse..

Ujala Hi Ujala Ho Mukaddar Me Aapake..

Itna Ki Suraj Bhi Roshni Mange Aapse.!!







Pani Ka Ek Katra Aankh Se Gira Abhi Abhi.

Kya Apne Mujhko Yaad Kiya Abhi Abhi.

Aap Se Mile Hue Din Gujar Gaye.

Magar Yu Laga Aap Mujhse Mil Ke Gaye Abhi Abhi !!





Na To Yaado Ko Yaad Rakhte Hain..

Na Hi Sapno Ko Saath Rakhte Hain...

Hum To Bus Usko Yaad Rakhte Hain..

Jo Hame Dil Ke Paas Rakhte Hai.. !!





Teri Sabhi Baate Baar Baar Yaad Karna Acha Lagta Hai

Tumhein Khud Mein Mehsoos Karna Acha Lagta Hai

Dua Hai Bas Yahi Ki Khuda Aapko Humse Juda Na Kare

Kyunki Teri Saanso Ke Nazdeek Rehna Acha Lagta Hai !!







Khushiyan Ho Itni Ki Aansu Jam Jaye

Lamhe Ho Etne Ki Hansi Ka Waqt Tham Jaye

Dosti Nibhaye Koi Is Tarah Ki Saath Gujre Har Pal Zindgi Ban JAYE !!







Socha Tujhko Phool Kahu Mai Laikin Phool Bikher Jata Hai,

Socha Tujhko Khowab Kahun Mai Lekin Khowab To Mar Jata Hai,

Socha Tujhko Shaam Kahun Mai Lekin Shaam To Dhal Jati Hai,

Or Tu Dhalti Shaam Nahi Hai,Tera Koyi Naam Nahi Hai !!







Mila Ke Nazar Nazar Loot Lenge,

Ye Befawa Jalwe Jigar Loot Lenge,

Hasino Pe Hargiz Bharosa Na Karna,

Khuda Ki Kasam...Ghar Ke Ghar Loot Lenge !!







Hawa Ke Jhonke Khushi Ke Moke

Aapke Paigam Diya Karte Hain

Bhul Nahi Sakte Hum Apko Kabhi Kyu

Ki Apni Har Saans Main Aapko Yaad Karte Hain !!







Aapke Saath Rahte Rahte Hume Chaahat Si Ho Gayi.

Apse Baat Karte Karte Hume Aadat Si Ho Gayi.

Ek Pal Na Milo To Bechaini Si Lagti Hai.

Dosti Nibhate Nibhate Hume To Mohabbat Si Ho Gayi..!!







Jab Bhi Tanhayi Se Ghabra Ke Simat Jate Hai

Hum Teri Yaadon Ke Daman Se Lipat Jate Hai

Zuban Se Keh Nahi Sakte Hum Tumhe Kitna Pyar Karte Hai

Nikal Padte Hai Aansu Jab Tumhe Yaad Karte Hai !!







Hum Woh Nahi Jo Matlab Se Yaad Karte Hai

Hum Woh Hai Jo Dil Se Yaad Karte Hai

Tumhara Paigam Aye Ya Na Aaye

Hum Har Pal Intezar Karte Hai !!



Tarasta He Dil Aapki Awaz Ke Liye

Aapki Mohabat Bhare 2 Alfaz Ke Liye

Kardo Hume FANNAH Apni Ada Ke Liye

Tadapte He Hum Teri Ek Mulakat Ke Liye !!

Facts About Boys

1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. they prefer neat
and presentable girls.


2. Guys hate flirts.


3.When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.

4. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep,
they always think about the girl they truly care about.


5. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad
characteristics.


6. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

7. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.


8. When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.


9. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow".
...... so true.


10. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the
message clearly.

11. Guys love their moms.


12. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple
of roses.


13. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't
mean that the guy likes her.


14. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.


15. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.


16. Beware. if they want,Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.


17. Like Eve, girls are guys' weaknesses.


18. Guys are very open about themselves.


19. It's good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don't let
him wait that long.


20. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.


21. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that
much pretty.


22. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to
listen to him. You don't need to give advice ... very true.


23. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases
you.


24. Guys think too much....disputed. ;-)


25. Guys fantasies are unlimited.


26. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight
does! ... very true.


27. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too
possessive. So watch out girls!!!


28. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is
about girls.


29. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him
praying sometimes.


30. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.


31. Guys hate girls who overreact.


32. Guys love you more than you love them IF they are serious in your
relationships.
Doesn't this all make sense?

Strange Body Facts

1. Every hour one billion cells in the body must be replaced.

2. The eye of a human can distinguish 500 shades of the gray.

3. Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

4. The human heart creates enough pressure to squirt blood 30 feet (9 m).

5. Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

6. The average cough comes out of your mouth at 60 miles (96.5 km) per hour.

7. Beards are the fastest growing hairs on the human body. If the average man never trimmed his beard, it would grow to nearly 30 feet long in his lifetime.

8. Babies’ eyes do not produce tears until the baby is approximately six to eight weeks old.

9. Every person has a unique tongue print.

10. A sneeze can exceed the speed of 100 mph.

11. Dead cells in the body ultimately go to the kidneys for excretion.

12. The smile is the most frequently used facial expression. A smile can use anywhere from a pair of 5 to 53 facial muscles.

13. One out of 20 people have an extra rib.

14. People with darker skin will not wrinkle as fast as people with lighter skin.

15. Human blood travels 60,000 miles (96,540 km) per day on its journey through the body.

16. 85% of the population can curl their tongue into a tube.

17. It takes food seven seconds to go from the mouth to the stomach via the esophagus.

18. Women hearts beat faster than men.

19. In one day your heart beats 100,000 times.

20. Hair is made from the same substance as fingernails

Students

Reality Of OUR COUNTRY

Most of the 1st class
passed students get
...technical seats;
Some become Doctors
& some become
Engineers.

The 2nd class passed
students pass MBA &
become Administrator
& control the 1st class.

The 3rd class passed
students enter in to
Politics & become
Minister & control both.

Last but not least

The failure joins

"UNDERWORLD" & Control all the Above

Girls.this is 4 u.

1. Working / Earning not mandatory.

2. We never have to buy our own drinks at the bar.

3. We don't have to bother on mobile bills.

4. We get out of speeding tickets by crying.

5. We don't have to stand on the queue to get tickets.

6. We can sleep our way to the top of the class.

7. We don't have to worry about the purse when we shop with men.

8. We can marry rich and then not have to work.


9. We never have to pay when we go out on dates.

10. Men take us on all expense paid trips

11. We always get place to sit when using public transport.

12. Easy to get a ride.

13. Men hold the door open for us.

14. Jewels looks good on us.

15. We lie better.

16. We're better manipulators.

17. We always end up sleeping in the bed when we fight with our other halves - you guys get the couch.

18. We always have food in the fridge.

19. We don't worry about losing our hair.

20. We always get to choose the movie.

21. We don't have to mow the lawn.

22. We don't have to take out the garbage.

23. We don't have to paint the house or walls.

24. If we need to our boyfriends just a missed call is enough.

25. We can easily show our disappointments or disapprovals.

26. We can con our way out of anything - not just dig ourselves deeper into a hole.

27. Men unlock our side of the car first - a real bonus when its cold.

28. Even strangers shows care if we are in trouble. Men have to manage themselves.

29. Men are like tiles, lay 'em right the first time you can walk all over em forever.

30. We can cry in public. Men cant.

31. We don't feel shy to cry.

32. We don have worry if we lose the fight.

33. Sweat is sexy on us.

34. We never run out of excuses.

35. You guys may get to think about sex 200 times a day, but we could be having it that often.

36. We can borrow clothes or accessories from our friends.

37. We get expensive jewelry as gifts that we NEVER have to give back.

38. We get candy, flowers and jewelry all the time because men screw up so often.

39. We can give "the look" that will make any man want to cower in the corner.

40. Women are cleaner.

41. We know how to make up stories.

42. We're better arguers.

43. We don't always have to think with our genitals.

44. We don't have to worry if we are plump. Men still like us.

45. We're better parents.

46. We never have to sit home alone on a weekend night.

47. There's never a shortage of ready, willing, and able men.

48. We're flexible.

49. When women get upset, we don't destroy property or hurt people - we just take it out on the world in general because we can.

50. Easy to make friendships.

51. Much easy to get a date.

52. Men have to be in uniform.

53. We can do makeup anywhere

54. If we do heavy purchase we don't have to carry those things. Men are there.

55. It generally takes us less to get drunk.

56. We have a higher tolerance to pain.

57. We often get to cut in line (Queue).

58. Most women actually look good in short shorts - men DON'T.

59. Better tips.

60. Women who don't wear underwear are considered sexy and wild, when men do it, it's rather disgusting

61. We have mastered civilized eating - we don't embarrass our friends or make loud bodily noises in public.

62. Women can go a day without showering or shaving and not look or smell disgusting - thank heaven for long pants and perfume!

63. We can connive men into doing our homework, writing our papers or carrying our books anytime we want.

64. We don't have excessive amounts of body hair.

65. We don't spend 45 minutes on the toilet.

66. We don't bother if our IQ level is less. Just a smile is enough.

67. We are always smart.

68. We can throw a punch at a man and not get hit in return.

69. We don't have to lie to boast ourselves better.

70. Men walk on the side of the sidewalk closest to the road so that if a car hits us, he gets hurt not us.

71. Women sweat less.

72. Women smell better.

73. When women make their boyfriends mad, we don't have to waste money on flowers or cards

74. Men are more often serial killers, thieves, rapists and cheats.

75. We don get charged if we tease men in public.

76. We can be late to the office.

77. We don't get embarrassed when buying tampons.

78. We're better gossips.

79. We have better fashion sense.

80. We're better shoppers.

81. We don't have to make fools out of ourselves to impress a man.

82. Our friends don't pick on us if we aren't sleeping with anyone.

83. Men don't know what our 'girl talk' is all about (and I'm not gonna tell you)

84. We're all sitting on a gold mine - we know it and use it to our extreme advantage.

85. We don't have to drive when on a date.

86. An ugly woman can use makeup and get a new hairdo to become presentable - ugly men are just ugly.

87. We can search for hours together in a shop not necessary to buy.

88. Don't have to maintain great physique.

89. Women look better naked

90. We know that rhythm doesn't only pertain to dancing.

91. When women are short, we're petite. When men are short, they're just short.

92. Women do less time for violent crimes.

93. Women don't have to worry about not being able to get it up.

94. There are many hands to lift us when we slip to ground. Poor men they have to get up on their own.

95. And we don't have to feel shy about falling down.

96. Women's conversations generally consist of more than just "uh huh, yep ok then bye"

97. Women don't need an excuse to be in a bad mood.

98. The remote control is not an extension of ourselves.

99. Women are sexier.

100. We can get laid ANYTIME, ANYWHERE, ANY WAY we want it.........!

Ganesha Shloka

Gajananachi Arti

Gyanraja chi aarti

Dashavtar Aart

Aarti Devi

Shri Vithal Aarti

Vithal Aarti

Shankar Aarti

sukharta dukharta

Prayer

Kitne Haseen Ho Tum,

rab se dua katre hain
ki mere dosto ko khushiyo
ka sansaar mile. Aur jo mujhe
mail nahin karte, unhe apne GIRLFRIEND se,
BHEN jaisa pyaar mile ( Just Kidiing ya )

Woh ladki kitni pyaari thi,
jisko aankh maari thi.
Woh sendal kitni bhari thi,
jo usne sar pe maari thi.

Ab tak meri life ek khuli bottle thi,
Jisme se sab perfume ki tarha udd jata tha.
Par aap ke aane se sab kuch ruk gaya.
Bhagwan kare aap jaisa DHAKKAN sabko mile!!!

Apne pyaar ko mat chupao…..
Ise zaroorat hai jatane ki…….
Apni khubsurti ko mat chupao…..
Ise zaroorat hai dikhane ki……
Ab aur Perfume mat lagao…..
Tumhe zaroorat hai nahane ki…….

Wo hamari zindagi main kuchh is tarah se aaye
Wo hamari zindagi main kuch is tarah se aaye .
Jaise hare bhare khet main saand ghus aaye.

Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,
Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge..
Agar wo aa jayegi mere jindgi me,
To Reliance ki kasam London me bhi Tajmahal bana denge..

Jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu
Jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu
Magar teri bahti hui naak ne iraada badal diya….

Andhe ke hath me “TORCH”,
Bahare ke hath me “RADIO”,
Gunge ke hath me “MIKE”,
AUR AAP KE HATH ME “mobile”

WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hain!!!
Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain
maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko
aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain….

Ladka apni dilruba se pooch raha hai
Kya pyaar karna paap hai?
Kya pyaar karna paap hai?
Ladke ka dost uske kaan mein bolta hai
Abbey patli gali pakad peeche uska baap hai

Jo sagar ne kaha lehron se,
Jo ped ne kaha patto se,
jo phoolon ne kaha kaliyon se,
wohi main tumhe kehta hun,
aey chal chal hawa aane de**

Ghar se jab tum nikle
pehen ke reshmi gown.
Jaane kitne dilon ka
ho gaya server down.

Love is in the air…
Love is in the air…
Par samajh mein nahi aa raha,
kiska hai kiske saath affair?

Raat bhar SMS kiya to Raat kat gayi,
Raat bhar SMS kiya to Raat kat gayi,
Subah balance dekha to waat lag gayi!!!!!

Request hai tumse refuse mat karna,
Friendship ke ye dosti ko fuse mat karna,
Hum dost hai tumahre con-fuse mat karna,
Meri jagah kisi aur ko use mat karna.

Apple kat ta hoon knife se,
Paani peeta hoon pipe se,
Kya zamana aaa gaya,
Joote khata hoon wife se

1 ladki thi deewani si,
doston pe woh marti thi!
Chori Chori Chupke Chupke TEXT likha karti thi,
kuch kehna tha shayed usko ………
lekin moblie bill se Darti thi,

Kitne Haseen Ho Tum,
Khud Ko Duniya Ki Nazar Se bachaaya karo….
Aankhon mein Kaajal lagaana hi kaafi nahin….
Plz Galley mein Nimbu-Mirch latkaaya karo

jahan dosti vahan pyar,
jahan pyar vahan ishq,
jahan ishq, vahan mohabbat,
jahan mohabbat vahan judai,
jahan judai vahan dard,
jahan dard vahan MOOV laga lena.

Naye saal ka yoon aana acha laga

Naye saal ka yoon aana acha laga
Tujhe say milnay ka naya intezaar acha laga

Ankhon mein kai khawaab jagnay lage
Teray khawaab ka ankhon mein sajna acha laga

Baat teri hi toh thi magar ghabra ka ekdam
Logon say nazarain churana acha laga

Tujhe say mil kar kitna kuch kahnay ke liye
Dekhtay hi tujhe un shikawon ka bhool jaana acha laga

Es sitamgar ko archana mein kaisay na apna kahoon
Jab bhi aaya khawaab mein who mujhe acha laga.

Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha

aane wafaa, jaane jahaa
Aise adaa, hongi kahaa
Dekhaa sanam, maine tumhe
Behekein mere kadam

Maine kahaa, tumne sunaa
Dhadkan bani, dil ki zubaan
Tanhaa yahaa, hum jo milein
Aane lagaa mazaa

Tumko dekha….tumko dekha…
tumko dekha….to yeh khayal aaya
paaglon ke stock mein naya maal aaya!

koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko……..
koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko……..
koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko……..
abe aage bhi to bol……… ……
neuclear power ka jamaana hai, bomb se
udaa do saale ko………. ………

tuhaar chehraa moti samaan
tuhaar chehraa moti samaan…
moti hamaar kutte ka naam!!

tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge,
tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge…..
ghanti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge !!

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga…
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga!!!

Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta..
Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha……
Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta…
Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha !

Mere marne ke baad mere doston,
yu aansoo na bahana,
Agar meri yaad aaye to,
sidhe upar chale aana!!

Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha
Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha
Unho ne phool to phenka..
par gamla bhi saath tha!!

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain:)

Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Aur chillake bole…..
Paper Raddi wala !!!

jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai:)

aap aaye noor aaya
aap aaye noor aaya
aap aaye noor aaya
chalo hum teeno picture dekhne chalee

Hasratein hain bahut magar

Phool hun Gulaab ka
Chameli ka mat samjhna
Aashiq hun aapka
Apni Saheli ka mat samjhna

Dur Humse Jaa Paoge Kaise,
Humko Bhool Paoge Kaise.
Hum Who Khushbu Jo Saanson Mein Utar Jaye,
Khud Apni Saanxon Ko Rok Paoge Kaise..

Bekhudi Ki Zindagi Hum Jiya Nahi Karte,
Yun kisika ka Jaam Hum Piya Nahi Karte.
Unse Kehdo Mohabbat Ka Izhaar Aakar Khud Karein,
Yun Kisika Peecha Hum Nahin Karte

RONE DE TU AAJ HAMAKO TU AANKHE SUJANE DE
BAHO ME LELE AUR KHUD KO BHEEG JANE DE
HAI JO SEENE ME QUAID DARIYA WO CHUT JAYEGA
HAI ITANA DARD KI TERA DAMAN BHEEG JAYEGA..

tere dil mein meri saanson ko jagah mil jaaye
tere ishq mein meri jaan fanaa ho jaaye
adhoori saans thi dhadkan adhoori thi adhooren ham
magar ab chaand poora hain falak pe aur ab pooren hain ham

Bebasi dard ka aalam
Tum mujhe de do apne gham
Khaamoshiyan bhi do, tanhaaiyan bhi do
Bechainiyan bhi de do…de do naa

Bheegi palkon se churaa loonga nami
Rehne doonga na kahin koi kami
Tumko daaman na bheego ne doonga
Ab kabhi tumko na rone doonga

Uljhane gham ki parchhaayi
De do mujhe apni tanhaayi
Gumnaamiyan bhi do, nakaamiyan bhi do
Viraaniyan bhi de do…de do naa

Tere honthon pe saja doonga hasi
Teri raahon mein bichha doonga khushi
Tum mujhe apna maanti ho agar
Yoon khata hoke na jhukao nazar

Mushkile apni majboori
De do mujhe saari benoori
Pareshaanian bhi do, hairaanian bhi do
Nigey baaniyan bhi de do…de do naa

Hasratein hain bahut magar
Tumse main kya kahoon
Leke bahon mein main tumhe
Pyaar karta rahoon

Khwahishein hain bahut magar
Tumse main kya kahoon
Hadh se aage guzar ke bhi
Ab mohabbat karoon

Aag suraj main hoti hai

Koi ye kaise bataye ke wo tanha kyon hai?
Wo jo apna tha wahi aur kisi ka kyon hai?
Ye hi dunia hai to aakhir eisi ye dunia kyon hai?
Yahi hota hai to aakhir yahi hota kyon hai?

Dil – E – Barbad se nikla nahi ab tak koi,
Ek lute ghar pe diya karta hai dastak koi,
Aas jo toot gai phir se bandhata kyon hai?
Koi ye kaise bataye ke wo tanha kyon hai?

Tum assaratt ka kaho ya ise gam ka rishta,
Kahte hai pyaar ka rishta hai janam ka rishta,
Hai janam ka jo ye rishta to badalta kyon hai?
Koi ye kaise bataye ke wo tanha kyon hai?

Ek jara hath bada de to pakad le daman,
Uske sine mein sama jaaye hamari dhadkan,
Itni kurbat hai to phasala itna kyon hai?
Koi ye kaise bataye ke wo tanha kyon hai?

Koi ye kaise bataye ke wo tanha kyon hai?
Wo jo apna tha wahi aur kisi ka kyon hai?

Ye hi dunia hai to aakhir eisi ye dunia kyon hai?

Yahi hota hai to aakhir yahi hota kyon hai

Na Sathi hai koi,
Na Humsafar hai koi,
Na Hum kisi ke na Humara hai koi,
Par aapko dekh kar keh sakte he ki,
Dost to Humara bhi hai koi…..!

Dosti koi Farz nahin…Ek Rishta hain yeh.
Raishtey jo Khoon se nahin.. Dil se bandeh.
Dil jo kuch pal ko milen..Milen Jindagi bhar ke liyeh.
Ek Jindagi kabhi poori nahin hoti..Aziz dost ke liyeh.

E Khuda Aaj Ye Faisla Karde,
Use Mera ya Mujhe Uska Karde.
Bahut Dukh Sahe He Maine,
Koi Khusi Ab Toh Muqadar Karde.
Bahot Muskil Lagta Hai Usse Duur Rehna,
Judai Ke Safar Ko Kum Karde.
Jitna Duur Chale Gaye Woh Mujhse,
Use Utna Kareeb Karde.
Nahi Likha Agar Nasib Me Uska Naam,
To Khatam Kar Ye Zindagi aur Mujhe FANAA Karde.

Tere Dile mein meri saanson ko panah mil jaaye
Tere Ishq mein meri Jaan Fanaa Ho jaaye.

Aag suraj main hoti hai ,
Jalna dharti ko padta hai
 mohabbat aankhen karti hain ,
tadapna dil ko padta hai

Ankhen to pyar me dilki zuban hoti hai,
sachi chahat to sada bezuban hoti hai,
pyar mai dard bhi mile to kya gabrana,
suna hai dard se chahat aur jawan hoti hai

din hua hai to raat bhi hogi,

din hua hai to raat bhi hogi,
ho mat udas kabhi to baat bhi hogi,
itne pyar se dosti ki hai khuda ki kasam
jindagi rahi to mulaqat bhi hogi.

Koshish Kijiye Hame Yaad Karne Ki
Lamhe To Apne Aap Hi Mil Jayenge
Tamanna Kijiye Hame Milne Ki
Bahane To Apne Aap Hi Mil Jayenge.

Mahek Dosti Ki Ishq Se Kam Nahin Hoti
Ishq Se Zindagi Khatam Nahin Hoti
Agar Sath Ho Zindagi Mein Achche Dost Ka
To Zindagi Jannat Se Kam Nahin Hoti

Sitaron Ke Beech Se Churaya Hai Aapko
Dil Se Apna Dost Banaya Hai Aapko
Is Dil Ka Khayal Rakhna
Kyonki Is Dil Ke Kone Mein Basaya Hai Aapko.

Apni Zindagi Mein Mujhe Sharikh Samajhna
Koi Gum Aye To Kareeb Samajhna
De Denge Muskurahat Ansuon Ke Badle
Magar Hazaron Doston Mein Aziz Samajhna..

Har Dua Kabul Nahin Hoti,
Har Arju Puri Nahin Hoti,
Jinhein Aap Jaise Dost Ka Sath Miley,
Unke Liye Dhadkane Bhi Jaruri Nahin Hoti.

Pyar se pyari koi majboori nahin hoti.
Kami apnon ki kabhi poori nahin hoti
Dilon ka juda hona ek alag baat hai,
Nazron se door hona koi doori nahin hoti

Dard ko bi ab dard hone laga hai.

Dard ko bi ab dard hone laga hai..
dard bhi apna zakhm done laga hai..
Dard ab hame dard nahi lagtha..
kyunki, Dard bhi hame chookar Rone laga hai!!

karoge yaad to har baat aayegi
suhane waqt ki har mauj tahar jayegi
talash karoge hamse behatar dost koi
nazar door tak jayegi aur laut aayegi

Merey wahm-o- guman se bhi zyada toot jata hai.
Ye dil apni hadoon mein reh kar itna toot jata hai.

Mein roaoon to daro dewar mujh pey hansney lagtey hain.
Hansoon to merey andar janey kya kya toot jata hai.

Mein jis lamhey ki khawahish mein safar karta hoon sadyoon sey.
Kahin paoon taley aa kar who lamha toot jata hai.

Merey khwaboon ki basti sey janazey uthtey jatey hain.
Meri aankhein jisey choo lein who sapna toot jata hai.

Najaney kitni mudat se hai dil mein ye amal jari
Zara si thees lagti hai zara sa toot jata hai

Dil e nadan hamari to namo hi na muqamal thi
To herat kya jo bantey hi irada toot jata hai

Muqadar mein merey sagar shikast o rekhat itni hai
Mein jis ko apna keh doon who sitara toot jata hai……………..

Aaj Pehli Bar Yeh Mehsoos Huwa Ke Mein Is Duniya Mein Tanha Reh Gaya HonAaj Pehli Bar Yeh Mehsoos Huwa Ke Mein Is Duniya Mein Tanha Reh Gaya Hon,Jo Tha Hi Nahi Us Ke Bageir Mein Tanha Reh Gaya Hon,

Woh Chup Chup Ker Mere Liye Kitabe Ikhata Kiya Kerti Thi,
Aaj Mein Apni Hi Kitab Mein Tanha Reh Gaya Hon,

Kabhi In Raston Mein Se Guzar Ker Us ko Ghar Chor Aata Tha.
Aaj Mein Un Hi Raston Mein Tanha Reh Gaya Hon,

Kabhi Woh Mujh Se Isharon Se Batein Kiya Kerti Thi,
Hansta Hoon Aaj Mein Apne Hi Isharon Mein Tanha Reh Gaya Hon,

Yaqeen Hai Faraz Ko Ke Kabhi To Woh Laut Aayegi,
Rota Hon Faqat Us Ke Bageir Mein Tanha Reh Gaya Hon.

Ulfat Ka Jab Kisi Ne Liya Naam Ro Pade
Apni Wafa Ka Soch Ke Anjaam Ro Pade

Har Shaam Ye Sawaal Mohabbat Se Kya Mila
Har Shaam Ye Jawwab Ke Har Shaam Ro Pade

Raah-e-wafa Mein Humko Khushi Ki Talaash Thee
Do Gaam Hi Chale The Ke Har Gaam Ro Pade

Rona Naseeb Mein Hai To Auron Se Kya Gila
Apne Hi Sar Liya Koi Ilzaam Ro Pade

Jaatey Jaatey Kya Kya Dey Gaya Koi
Aansoo Bahaney Ka Bahaana Dey Gaya Koi

Koi Maqsad Na Tha Mairi Zindagi Ka
Jaatey Jaatey Apni Talaash Ka Aik Maqsad Dey Gaya Koi

Khuda Naraz Tha Ke Koi Ilteja Na Karta Main Uss Say
Jaatey Jaatey Khuda Ko Manaaney Ka Aik Maqsad Dey Gaya Koi

Likhney Parrhney Ka Koi Shoq Na Tha Mujh Ko
Terey Naam Ko Likhna Terey Naam Ko Perrhna,
Jaatey Jaatey Ye Shoq Bhi Sikha Gaya Koi….

Funny Question

AN U ANSWER ANY OF D QUESTIONS????????
LETS SEE...............
Q. RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ??
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Ans - . TAILOR ( darzi )

Q. Ques - .SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI
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Sita MEMORY hai (RAM: Random Access Memory)

Q- Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar.
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Tendulkar is an opener

Q. The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'.
Which movie did he really want to see?
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Dil Chhata Hai!

7 . Q: Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi?
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Socho socho
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aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!

8. What will! u call a person who is leaving India??
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Hindustan Lever (Leaver).

9. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha.....................................

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Answer) adidas
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jokes

Boy: I’m not rich like Rahul, I don’t even have a big car like Rahul, but I really Luv U!
Girl: I luv u too, but tell me more about Rahul



Question : Why do girls close
their eyes while kissing a guy?
Guess…
Guess
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Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon
ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.



Teacher: How Old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I m. Tcher: How is it possible? Sunny: He bcom father only after I was born.


Why Sardar study in front of Mirror??????
1) It Saves Revision Time…..
2) He Likes Combined Studies…..
3) Lastly he wants someone to keep an eye on him…



Ladki patane ka tarika “use gudgudi karo agar hasi to samzo fasi lekin palat k chata mar de to zor zor se chillao ” didi dar gayi didi dar gayi”.



sardar to his friend :
i kiss my wife everyday before i go to office & u >
friend : i kiss your wife after u go to office
sardar : haha ha i kiss 1st..



boy propose to a girl ::- do you love me.>
girl- shakal dekhi hai apni.
isse acha to main mar jana pasand karoongi
boy – kamini mar jayegi par ek
garib ke kaam nahin aayegi..



Date pai ghalib apni grl frnd ka wait kar rahai thai grl frnd kai dair sai anai par farmaya……
Falak kai sitaroun ko neend arahi hai..
Pagal ki bachii tou ab arahi hai


Sardar travelling 1st time in a plain,going 2 Bengalore.While it’s landing he shouted
“Bangalore, Bangalore”
Air hostess said:“B silent”[/b
Sardar:"angalore, angalore"


Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi.



Santa: Is operation se mujhe kuchh ho gaya to isi doctor se shadi kar Lena.
Jeeto: Aise kyo kah rahe ho?
Santa: Doctor se badla Lene ka yehi 1 rasta hai!



Interviewer: Aap kisi MAHILA mein sabse pehle kya dekhte hain?
Santa: O ji, wo is baat par depend karta hai ki woh aa rahi hai ya jaa rahi hai?



It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.


At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I hv lst my hand, oh!
Santa: Control urself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?