❤🔔❤बीवी चालीसा❤🔔❤  


❤बीवी सेवा सच्ची सेवा !❤
❤जो करे वो खाये मेवा !!❤
❤जो बीवी के पाँव दबावै !❤
❤बस वैकुंठ परम पद पावै ❤
❤जो बीवी की करे गुलामी !❤
❤ना आये कोई परेशानी !!❤
❤जो बीवी की धोवे साड़ी !❤
❤उसकी किस्मत जग से न्यारी !!❤
❤भूत पिशाच निकट नहिं आवै !❤
❤जो बीवी के कीर्तन गावै !!❤
❤हाथ जोड़ कर कीजिये❤
❤पत्नी जी का ध्यान❤
❤घर में खुशहाली रहे❤
❤हो जाये कल्यान❤
❤घरवाली को नमन कर❤
❤माला लेकर हाथ ❤
❤मुख से पत्नी-वन्दना❤
❤बोलो मेरे साथ❤
❤जय पत्नी देवी कल्यानी ❤
❤माया तेरी ना पहचानी !!❤
❤तुमसे सारे देवता हारे !❤
❤डर से थर-थर कांपें सारे ❤
❤नहिं चरित्र तुम्हरा कोई जाना !❤
❤नर क्या ईश्वर ना पहचाना !!❤
❤अपरम्पार तुम्हारी माया !❤
❤कोई इसका पार न पाया !!❤
❤लगो देखने में तुम गुड़िया !❤
❤हो लेकिन आफत की पुड़िया !!❤
❤हे मेरे बच्चों की माता !❤
❤तुम हो मेरी भाग्यविधाता !!❤
❤है बेलन हथियार तुम्हारा !❤
❤जब चाहा सिर पर दे मारा !!❤
❤ऐसी तेरी निकले बोली !❤
❤जैसे हो बंदूक की गोली !!❤
❤हम तुमसे डरते हैं ऐसे !❤
❤चोर पुलिस से डरता जैसे !!❤
❤ऐसा है आतंक तुम्हारा !❤
❤बिच्छू जैसा डंक तुम्हारा !!❤
❤करे पति जो पत्नी-सेवा !❤
❤मिलती उसको सच्ची मेवा !!❤
❤पत्नी-वन्दना जो कोई गावे !❤
❤जीवन में कोई कष्ट न पावे !!❤
❤प्रभु दीक्षित कर पत्नी-वन्दन❤
❤पत्नी का कर लो अभिनन्दन !!❤
❤वन्दहु पत्नी मुख-कमल❤
❤गुण-अवगुण की खान !❤
❤मिले नहीं बिन आपके,❤
❤पतियों को सम्मान !!❤


❤❤!बोलो पत्नी रानी की जय!❤❤
🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

Lovely lines from two great poets....
Iqbal says. . .
Udne de in parindo ko azaad fiza me galib...
Jo tere apne hoge wo laut aaege kisi roz...

Galibs reply to iqbal~~
Na rakh Umeed-e-wafa kisi parinde se iqbal
Jab par nikal aate hai apne bhi aashiyana bhool jate hai...
Khuda ki mohabbat ko fana kaun karega?
Sabhi bande nek ho to gunaah kaun karega?
Ae khuda mere dosto ko salamat rakhna
Warna meri salamati ki dua kaun karega
Aur rakhna mere dushmano ko bhi mehfooz
Warna meri tere paas aane ki duaa kaun karega 🙌
Worth reading- ☺☺

20 Uses For Epsom Salt. Why It Should be in Every Home & Garden

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For centuries, Epsom salts have been used for everything from gardening to detoxifying the body. Despite it’s name, Epsom salt isn’t actually a salt – is a naturally occurring compound of magnesium and sulfate. Epsom salt actually gets its name from the saline spring at Epsom in Surrey, England.
When you look at the components of Epsom salts; magnesium and sulfates – it’s easy to see why this simple solution is so effective. Magnesium helps regulate more than 300 enzymes in the body is crucial to maintaining health. A lack of magnesium can lead to high blood pressure, hyperactivity, heart problems and other health issues. Sulfates are critical to many biological processes, mainly to help flush toxins, and helping the creation of certain proteins.

Here are 20 uses for Epsom salts that you can start using today to see the benefits for yourself.
Regulate Blood Sugar


Research indicates that raising magnesium levels can promote a healthy heart by improving circulation and lowering blood pressure. It also improves the body’s capacity to use insulin. Magnesium is necessary to sustain calcium levels in the blood.
Sulphates are not easily obtained through the food we eat but are absorbed through the skin. These stimulate the pancreas to make digestive enzymes and assist in detoxifying the body. Epsom Salt flushes toxins and heavy metals from the cells, easing muscle pain and helping the body to eliminate harmful substances.
Detoxification


Epsom salt can assist in eliminating toxins from the body. The magnesium in Epsom salt is required for detoxifying cells. It also helps detox the body of environmental contaminants that can potentially cause ill health.

To enjoy a relaxing detox bath, stir in 1 to 2 cups of Epson salt in a bathtub filled with warm water and soak in it for 10 to 15 minutes, 2 or 3 times a week.
Fade Bruises
To lessen the appearance of bruises, make a compress by soaking a washcloth in cold water mixed with Epsom salt – use two tablespoons per cup – then apply to the skin.
Treats Sunburn
Epsom salt is very soothing for sunburned skin. Its anti-inflammatory properties alleviate mild sunburn irritation like itchiness and pain. It can even help maintain an even skin tone.
-To treat sunburned hands and legs, mix 2 tablespoons of Epsom salt in 1 cup of water and store it in a spray bottle. Spray it on the affected area. Leave it on for 10 minutes, then take a bath. Do this several times a week to notice improvement.
-Another option is to fill a bathtub with lukewarm water and mix in 1 cup of Epsom salt, stirring thoroughly so the salt crystals dissolve properly. Add a few drops of lavender essential oil and soak in the water for 20 minutes.
Pest control
If you have lawn pests and you’re looking for natural insect control, consider turning to Epsom salt. A spray solution on the lawn can control insects without damaging the grass, and it’s totally nontoxic. Sprinkle some dry Epsom salt to deter slugs and snails.
Fertilizer
Some plants like tons of food, especially roses. Work some Epsom salt into the soil around them to keep them happy, especially during blooming season, when you want them producing beautiful, long-lasting flowers. Palm trees, tomatoes, and peppers are big fans of Epsom salt!
Body scrub
After you shower, rub your skin with Epsom salts using circular movements. It removes dead skin cells and leaves skin soft.
Soothe Bug Bites
Dissolve 1/4 cup of Epsom salts in a cup of warm water. Cool the mixture in the refrigerator. Apply with a cotton ball to bug bites to soothe pain and itching.
Remove Splinters
According to the Epsom Salt Council, Epsom salt increases osmotic pressure on the skin, which draws foreign bodies toward the surface. Dissolve one cup of Epsom salt in a tub of water and soak the affected area.
Keep Houseplants Healthy
Add 1-2 tablespoons of Epsom salts per gallon of water to nourish your houseplants.
Relief from Muscular Pain
An Epsom salts bath can promote detoxification through the skin and they are traditionally used as a soaking agent to bring relief from muscular pain and stiffness.
Improves Digestion
Epsom salt assists in the elimination of harmful toxins and waste products from the body and the digestive system. It also works as a laxative to soften stools, making them easier to pass, and can be used to treat constipation.Dissolve 1 or 2 teaspoons of Epsom salt in 1 cup of warm water and drink it on an empty stomach once a day. When taken internally, Epsom salt can cause some side effects, including gastrointestinal irritation, diarrhea, nausea and vomiting. Consult your doctor before taking Epsom salt. Do not take it longer than 1 week.
Also, soaking in an Epsom salt bath helps reduce water retention and tummy bloating.
Remedy for Colds and Flu
Take a hot bath with Epsom salts when you feel you’re catching a cold as it helps the body to fight infection more easily and recover faster.
It Helps you Sleep Better
Epsom salts relaxes the body and helps you sleep better. Take hot baths with Epsom salts in the evening, an hour before sleep. It helps to increase the level of magnesium in the body. Lack of magnesium brings fatigue, stress, heart disease and joint pain. So, fill the tub with warm water and mix it with a cup of Epsom salts and a cup of baking soda and just relax.
Removes Foot Odor
Keep your feet in warm water with Epsom salts to get rid of odor, pain or heavy legs feeling. Do it for 15-20 minutes as it improves blood circulation, reduce inflammation and soften skin.
Remove Burnt Food on Pots and Pans
Overcook that oatmeal? Scrub out your pots and pans with a few tablespoons of Epsom salts, a little soap, and hot water to remove burnt food easily.
Grow Better Flowers, Fruits and Veggies
Whether you’re growing roses or tomatoes, sprinkling a few tablespoons on Epsom salts at the base of your plants can keep them healthy and maximize yield.
Epsom Salt Improves Nerve Function
By regulating electrolytes. Also, calcium is the main conductor for electrical current in the body, and magnesium is necessary to maintain proper calcium levels in the blood
Epsom Salt Also Delivers Sulfates
which are extremely difficult to get through food but which readily absorb through the skin. Medical research indicates sulfates are needed for the formation of brain tissue, joint proteins and the mucin proteins that line the walls of the digestive tract. Sulfates also stimulate the pancreas to generate digestive enzymes and help to detoxify the body’s residue of medicines and environmental contaminants.
Sulfates are important for forming brain tissue, joint proteins, stimulates the pancreas, and mucin proteins.

PROTECTING YOUR LIVER

Located just below the rib cage to our left, our liver plays a crucial role in the digestion of food and many other functions in the body, such as producing bile which reduces the amount of fat in the body. It maintains our sugar, fat and iron levels in the body and is also involved in the production of protein. 


liver




Liver diseases are a group of disorders, infections and medical conditions that affect the liver tissue and its structure, and may cause damage or stop its functioning all together. 

Common symptoms of liver disease:

  
Yellowing of your skin Fever
Upper right side abdominal tenderness Jaundice
Dry mouth weight gain
Dark urine loss of appetite 

vomiting blood Breast development in males
Weight loss Enlarged liver
diarrhea Joint aches


  
Main Causes of Liver Disease: 

- Lack of night sleep (sleeping more in the moning, less at night). 

- High consumption of food in one sitting 

- Not urinating in the morning 

- Consuming too many artifical preservatives and sweeteners. 

- Consuming fried foods when tired. 

- Being infected with Hepatitis A, B or E. 

- Autoimmune diseases that attack liver cells and cause inflammation 

- Alcohol abuse can directly cause liver inflammation. 


Recommended Home Remedies for Treating Liver Disease: 

Dandelion Root Tea 

One of the best home remedies for liver disease, you can make tea our of dandelion leaves twice a day. For even better results, you can boil some roots of the dandelion and boil them in water. 


dandelion tea

  
Milk Thistle 

This remedy can be very effective in dealing with liver disorders. Consume about 850 ml of milk thistle twice a day with food. This will keep your liver in good condition and also supply relief for certain liver problems. Studies have shown that this can be a very effective agent against such problems as cirrhosis, hepatitis (viral), high toxicity and more. 






Indian Gooseberry: 

Besides being a fantastic source for vitamin C, which helps keep your liver healthy, it is known that gooseberries help protect your liver. It is recommended to eat about 5-6 raw gooseberries every day or add them to food (salads, for example). Recent studies have shown that consuming the Indian gooseberry leads to an improvement of the liver function caused by a normalization of the liver-specific enzyme alanine transaminase. 


gooseberries



Turmeric: 

Turmeric, or better yet its active ingredient, curcumin, is well known for its antioxidant and antiseptic properties. Consuming turmeric or adding it to foods on a regular basis will keep your liver in good condition. Studies have shown that turmeric can protect the liver from the viruses that causes hepatitis A, B and E. You can add it to food, milk or just take 1/2 a tablespoon of turmeric with 1 teaspoon of honey once a day. 

turmeric


Papaya Fruit: 

The papaya fruit is really good at getting rid of liver disorders. It also offers good relief to those who suffer from liver cirrhosis. Consume one teaspoon of lemon juice with 3 teaspoons of papaya juice once a day and repeat for 4-6 weeks in order to cure the condition. 


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Apple Cider Vinegar: 

This is a cleansing remedy will help flush out the toxins from inside the liver. Take it before meals to help maintain a healthy level of fat in the body. 

Take one tablespoon of apple cider vinegar and mix it with a glass of water, then add one teaspoon of honey and mix again. Drink this 3 times a day to really cleanse your liver. 


apple cider vinegar



A few more tips for taking care of your liver: 

- Drink green tea every day. It contains catechins which aid the function of the liver. 

- Physical activity, even mild, will reduce your toxin levels through sweat and by keeping your body fit. 

- Drink a lot of water, it is always a healthy choice and it will flush out the toxins from your system. 
  
- Eating apples and leafy vegetables is a good idea, as they too help flush out
toxins from the body. 
  
- Avoid alcohol like the plague. 
  
- Avocados and walnuts also offer protection against liver disorders.

15 Extra Uses for the Banana

Bananas are known as 'energy bombs' with very high nutritional values. It holds a multitude of vitamins, including vitamin A, vitamin C, many of the vitamin B family, potassium and three natural sugars - Sucrose, fructose and glucose. But if you thought nutrition is where the role of the banana ends, think again...

1. Shining shoes
If you happen to be out of shoe polish, don't worry. After you've finished eating the banana, use the peel. Remove the remnants of the banana from within and then rub the inside of the peel on your shoe. To finish, use a paper towel.


2. Kick your smoking habit
The banana can help people stop smoking. The vitamins B12, B6 and the minerals potassium and magnesium found in the banana, help the body overcome the effects of nicotine withdrawal.

3. Treating Bunions
Vinegar and cosmetic creams can dry painful and ugly bunions, but when these aren't available or too expensive, a banana will also do the trick. Squish the banana and rub it on the affected area. You can use the peel to rub it on the skin, while some wrap the inner side of the peel around the bunion and leave it for the night.

4. Soothing stings and bites
The sugars in the banana peel will sooth an itchy and annoying mosquito bite, as well as the redness that accompanies it.

5. A solution for Aphids
Aphids can be very annoying when they attack your flowers and garden. Take a few pieces of banana peel and bury them about 1-2 cm deep around the base of the plant. Do NOT use the fruit itself, or else you will attract even more hungry insects.

6. Eases heartburn
The banana has natural anti-oxidants that may relieve your heartburn. Eat a banana to cool down.

7. Tenderizing meat
If you want to tenderize meat while thawing it, wrap it in banana leaves. This also works for fish. While cooking, add a ripe banana to help them soften, and add a sweet flavor while you're at it.

8. Relieving PMS pain
The B vitamins found in the banana regulate the levels of sugar in the blood, which directly affects the general feeling and mood. The potassium in the fruit neutralizes the swelling and the liquid build-up.

9. Make that hangover go away
After a harsh night of drinking, boil a cup of water and put 2 banana peels in it. Wait for it to cool and drink.

10. Treating bloody hemorrhoids
Steam 2 bananas with the peel, until they soften. Eat on an empty stomach, morning and evening, until relief is achieved.

11. Improving your quality of sleep
Bananas come with a great vitamin B6 boost that helps maintain a normal and functional sleep/Wake mechanism. Eat a small banana every day to get quality sleep.

12. Substitute for vitamin D
Research shows that a lack of vitamin D (the one we get from being exposed to sunlight) is a big contributor to depression. Since during winter this is hard to get, it is recommended to get your vitamin D elsewhere. Other than milk, fish and avocado, banana is a great source for that.

13. Return moisture to a tired face
To moisturize your dry skin, use a banana paste to relax the skin.

Here is a simple recipe:
2 spoons of almond oil
1 ripe banana
1 Egg yolk

Mash the banana with a fork and remove the thick pieces. Add egg yolk and almond oil and mix well. Wash your face and dry with a clean towel. Then put the mix on your face and leave for 20 minutes. Wash your face with cold water and dry well.

14. Helps fight anemia
The vitamin B family found in bananas encourage the creation of hemoglobin and help prevent and treat anemia.

15. Whitening teeth
Despite their yellow color, bananas can actually help whiten your teeth. Research shows that the minerals in the banana peel, such as potassium and bromine, help whiten the teeth naturally without leaving damage.

Cut the peel into little pieces, rub the inner part of the banana in circular motions on the teeth for 2-3 minutes and then don't touch for 15 minutes (don't eat, drink or rinse). Then rinse well. In a few weeks of this daily treatment, you will see great results.

Easily Restore and Refurbish Old Furniture

everything else in life, our furniture cannot escape the hands of time. Be it the coffee table with its water-rings, our cupboard that has become lackluster, or the sofa pillows that look disheveled. While most people take these as a sign for “Out with the old, in with the new!”, you can save a lot of time and money by following these 14 simple tips that will restore your furniture to its former glory.

1. Cover scratches in wood using walnuts or ground coffee

Fixing furniture

You’ll need to get a cotton swab, dip it in moist coffee grounds, and then apply it to the scratches in the wood. Wait for about 10 minutes and wipe the surface with a dry cotton towel. This works mainly for darker wood furniture. For light-colored wood, simply rub a walnut over the scratched area and let it sit for a few moments before wiping it with a dry cloth.

2. Remove stains from wood with oil and vinegar

Fixing furniture

If your wooden furniture has stains that won’t go away, prepare a solution of ¼ cup of canola oil and ¾ cup of white vinegar. Mix the solution well and apply it to the stained surface with a cotton or microfiber cloth. After a few minutes, you’ll notice that the stains are fading away, and the old furniture regains its luster.

3. Fix cracks in the varnish with nail polish and sandpaper

Fixing furniture

If your wooden furniture’s varnish was damaged, but the paint is still intact, you can fix it with clear nail polish. Apply the nail polish to the damaged area and let it dry for about 10 minutes. Afterward, use fine sandpaper to flatten the area until it shines again.

4. Make old furniture look new again with wallpaper

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Some furniture becomes damaged beyond conventional repair, be it from scratches or deep stains. A great solution is to cover the surfaces with a wallpaper, giving the piece a new, chic look. Simply cut the wallpaper to match the surfaces, apply wood glue to the wood using a brush and gently place the wallpaper on it. Once the wallpaper has been set, use a ruler to push any air bubbles that may have gotten trapped under the wallpaper.

5. Polish and shine wooden furniture with olive oil

 Fixing furniture

If your wooden furniture has lost their shine from years of use or due to sun-damage, you can give them a cheap, non-toxic polish that will protect the wood and make it shine again. All you need to do is apply olive oil on the wood, using a microfiber cloth and watch how the old piece shines new again.

6. Remove water rings with mayonnaise

Fixing furniture
Not everyone s coasters, and the results are often unsightly water rings on your coffee table. What most people don’t know is that the solution is very simple: apply mayonnaise on the stain and leave it there for about half an hour. Once you wipe it off, you’ll see that the stain is gone.

7. Bleach plastic garden furniture

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The longer plastic furniture stays outside; the more stains and sun damage is visible on it. Before you decide to throw the old thing to the garbage, try bleaching it first: Fill a bucket with hot water, pour in ¼ cup of bleach and scrub the piece. Make sure to wear gloves, as bleach is not good for your skin. Once you’re done, wipe the whole thing with a piece of cloth. (Better use a white one because it will get bleached)

8. Bring life back to leather with WD40

 Fixing furniture

Your favorite leather couch or lazyboy may have collected many stains during the years. The good news is that they leather can look new, simply by spraying it with WD40 (a lubricant). After spraying, with the WD40 off with a dry cloth to remove any stains and grime.

9. Restore wood paint with coconut oil

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If you have an old piece of wooden furniture whose color faded considerably, you don’t have to repaint it. Use a small amount of coconut oil and dab it on the piece, and then rub it into the wood in circular motions. You’ll notice how the deep color returns and the oil adds a layer of protection to the wood.

10. Fix dents with water and an iron

Fixing furniture

Wooden furniture can get dented easily, and these dents often feel there’s nothing you can do about them. However, there is a technique to fixing dents in the wood, which takes some time but works wonders: First, pour water over the dented area. Place a kitchen towel or an old shirt over the area, and place the hot iron over the towel. The heat will cause the water to be absorbed into the wood, causing the wood to swell. After a few minutes, check the area and repeat if necessary. Once the dent is barely visible, use sandpaper to smooth the area out.

11. Use a furniture repair marker

Fixing furniture
In cases of deeper cracks and scratches, or when there’s a particularly stubborn stain in the wood, you can use a special repair marker. Make sure that the marker matches the color of the piece and lightly apply it to the affected area. Take care not to apply the marker to areas that don’t require fixing.

12. Use hair conditioner to buff stainless steel

 Fixing furniture

By rubbing hair conditioner to stainless steel surfaces, using a damp cloth, you will be able to restore their shine with ease.

13. Restore squashed sofa pillows

Fixing furniture

The longer you use them, the more your sofa’s pillows get squashed, losing their shape. There’s no need to run to the store and buy a new sofa. Unzip the pillows or open the seams if there isn’t a zipper, shake the stuffing well (if it’s worn out – replace it) and add more stuffing if needed. It’s that simple.

14. Use lemon to polish copper knickknacks 

Fixing furniture
Picture frames, door and drawer handles, vases and other copper knickknacks that have become dull and tarnished can be restored with ease. If you are unsure if the metal is indeed copper, test it with a magnet (copper is not magnetic). Now, mix the juice from ½ a lemon with 2 tsp. of baking soda until the solution is consistent. Rub the mixture onto the copper until the grime comes off, and then wipe the solution off with a microfiber or cotton cloth.

The Truth about Coconut water

COCONUT WATER 1. The best thing about this beverage is that it contains Zero Cholesterol. It contains minerals like Calcium, Manganese, İron, Zinc, Magnesium, Phosphorus, Sodium and Potassium. It also contains vitamins like Riboflavin, Thiamine and Vitamin C . All these nutrients make coconut a very potent health drink. It is more nutritious than milk, as it has less fats and no cholesterol.

2. Research studies suggest that Cytokinins (e.g., kinetin and trans-zeatin) in coconut water showed significant Anti-Carcinogen ic and Anti-Thrombotic and Anti-Ageing Effects.

3. It is used as intravenous saline fluid in many developing countries and has saved many lives. The reason that it's possible to be used that way is its composition, which is quite identical to Human Blood Plasma.

4. Coconut water, by its very nature is an İsotonic Beverage. That is, it has the perfect balance of electrolytes in it, which is good for our body due to its right PH Levels.

5. It is an excellent Energy Drink for the old and the sick, who find it difficult to process solid food. It is a Natural Fluid designed to Sustain Life. Note: When my dogs are sick, I give them coconut drink. The dogs get well.

6. It is better than many processed baby milk products, as it contains Lauric Acid which is an important ingredient of Mother's Milk. This natural beverage can effectively treat Disturbance of the İntestine in İnfants.

7. Anti-Ulcer Properties: Both coconut milk and coconut water exhibit potent anti-ulcer activity against chemicals such as indomethacin, a Non-Steroidal Anti-Inflammatory Drug (NSAID).

8. Blood-Pressuring Lowering Properties: When human subjects consumed coconut water for two weeks, it was found to lower blood pressure in 74% of the experimental group, reducing it by up to 24 points (mmHg) systolic and 15 points (mmHq) diastolic.

9. Anti-Alzheimer’s Properties: in an animal model of ovariectomy-induced menopausal changes, coconut water appeared to prevent the decline of brain estrogen (estradiol) levels, as well as the associated accumulation of Alzheimer’s disease associated β-amyloid (Aβ) plaque in their brains. 

10. Anti-Bacterial Properties: Three novel antimicrobial peptides have been identified in coconut water which exhibited inhibitory activity against both Gram-positive and Gram-negative bacteria.

11. Anti-Gastroente ritis Agent : When sodium is added (ideally sea salt) coconut water has been determined to be an ideal rehydrating agent in countries where medical supplies are not freely available, and where, say, cholera and other severe forms of gastroenteritis persist.

12. Ultimately, coconut makes for an excellent alternative to Sports Drinks, which are increasingly comprised of synthetic ingredients.

13. Its water is also a very good source of B-Complex Vitamins such asRiboflavin, Niacin, Thiamin, Pyridoxine, and Folates. These vitamins are essential in the sense that body requires them from external sources to replenish.

14. A few friends and colleagues' wives who are cancer sufferers testify that they take coconut drink to COOL their bodies after their chemotherapy sessions.

NOTE: IF you buy Coconut water, please look at the ingredients ... should be 100% pure coconut water... nothing else ... no sugar, not anything else.

A Beautiful Message For All...

A long time ago, there was a huge apple tree. A little boy loved to come and play around it every day. He climbed to the treetop,ate the apples, and took a nap under the shadow. He loved the tree and the tree loved to play with him.
Time went by, the little boy had grown up and he no longer played around the tree every day.

One day, the boy came back to the tree and he looked sad.

“Come and play with me”, the tree asked the boy.

Boy: “I am no longer a kid, I do not play around trees anymore” the boy replied. “I want toys. I need money to buy them.”

Tree: “Sorry, but I do not have money, but you can pick all my apples and sell them. So, you will have money.”

The boy was so excited. He grabbed all the apples on the tree and left happily. The boy never came back after he picked the apples. The tree was sad.

One day, the boy who now turned into a man returned and the tree was excited.

“Come and play with me” the tree said.

“I do not have time to play. I have to work for my family. We need a house for shelter. Can you help me?”

Tree : “Sorry, but I do not have any house. But you can chop off my branches to build your house.” 

So the man cut all the branches of the tree and left happily.

The tree was glad to see him happy but the man never came back since then. The tree was again lonely and sad.

One hot summer day, the man returned and the tree was delighted.

“Come and play with me!” the tree said.

“I am getting old. I want to go sailing to relax myself. Can you give me a boat?” said the man.

Tree : “Use my trunk to build your boat. You can sail far away and be happy.”

So the man cut the tree trunk to make a boat. He went sailing and never showed up for a long time.

Finally, the man returned after many years.

“Sorry, my boy. But I do not have anything for you any ​

more. No more apples for you”, the tree said.



“No problem, I do not have any teeth to bite” the man replied.

Tree : “No more trunk for you to climb on.”

“I am too old for that now” the man said.

“I really cannot give you anything, the only thing left is my dying roots,” the tree said with tears.

“I do not need much now, just a place to rest. I am tired after all these years,” the man replied.

Tree : “Good! Old tree roots are the best place to lean on and rest, come sit down with me and rest.” 

The man sat down and the tree was glad and smiled with tears.



The analogy

This is a story of everyone. The tree is like our parents. When we were young, we loved to play with our Mum and Dad.

When we grow up, we leave them; only come to them when we need something or when we are in trouble.

No matter what, parents will always be there and give everything they could just to make you happy.

You may think the boy is cruel to the tree, but that is how all of us treat our parents.

We take them for granted; we don’t appreciate all they do for us, until it’s too late.

~ Moral ~ 

Treat your parents with loving care…. For you will know their value, when you see their empty chair…

We never know the love of our parents for us, till we have become parents.

Stop Eating Water Melon The Wrong Way! How To Eat It Right And The Health Benefits You Get!

You been eating watermelons wrong your whole life? Maybe you have, read this to find out! 


Did your mom ever tell you not to swallow the seeds in a watermelon? She most likely did at some point in time; it’s what everyone says. Even though now that I’m grown, and I know that is not true, I still split out the seeds. I’m not sure why I still do but maybe I should stop because watermelon seeds are full of wonderful nutrients we need, such as B vitamins, protein, fats, magnesium, and iron.


Watermelon seeds have vitamins in them they are essential for our body to function correctly. Without them, our bodies would have improper digestion, slower brain functions, and irregular heartbeat. Some of these victims like folate and niacin help our body lower cholesterol and turn food into energy that reduces our risk of many diseases.


Protein is sometimes hard to find large amounts proteins in foods, but just one cup of dried watermelon seeds has more than 30 grams of protein. This kind of protein is made up of amino acids that help regulate blood pressure.
They also have large amounts of fats including omega-6 fatty acids that are also good for your blood pressure. Although some of these fats are good for you, watermelon seeds are also high in calories which can be a downside.


Again another great nutrient is magnesium it also helps regulate your blood pressure. Just one cup of seeds will be a half of your recommended daily intake. The iron in the seeds helps cure fatigue in most people. Another great thing about iron is it carries oxygen to your brain.

99 Tips for a Divorce-Proof Marriage:

1. Always remember what drew you to each other in the first place

2. Make a written and recorded commitment that divorce is not an option

3. Say i love you to one another every day.

4. Give a hug or kiss every day

5. Do not withhold sex unless it is a mutual consent or special circumstances!

6. At least one date night once a week, and go over and beyond to make it special

7. Become each others best friend

8. Let no one get involved with your marital affairs includes parents, in-laws, and friends!

9. Exercise and work out together

10. Put your children first, then your marriage, then your extended family, then everything else in that order.

11. Become transparent with one another.

12. Set boundaries for your marriage. It's important that you both know what you can and cannot do.

13. Put aside your pride and ego – the winner of the argument is usually the loser!

14. Make his or her favorite meal. 

15. Do things your spouse loves without you basing it on their performance.

16. Don’t go tit for tat. Learn to let go.

17. Don’t let the sun go down while you angry – in other words, try to resolve the issue asap

18. Create a fellowship of friends, and be around other happily married couples, they will remind you what's good about relationships.

19. Plan and surprise your spouse with a romantic vacations as your budget allows

20. Live a healthy lifestyle

21. Don’t keep any bank accounts hidden from one another

22. Don’t lie to each other. A hard truth is always better than an easy lie

23. Do not entertain any relationship with ex-spouses or ex-boyfriends/girlfriends from your past. If children are involved, the relationship should be limited to them.

24. Spend some type of quality time with your spouse

25. Invest in your marriage – do a marriage retreat at least 2x a year

26. If faith is a big part of your life, read your holy book together and discuss God's plan for marriage.

27. Renew your vows – remember your promise to your spouse at the alter – for better or worse in sickness and in health.

28. Be ready to make many sacrifices – things you may not feel doing – but do them anyway

29. Be ready to make many compromises.old couple

30. Listen to your spouse’s guidance.

31. If your marriage is on the rocks, don’t wait to get counseling

32. Hear one another out.

33. Try to resolve problems and issues when you're both calm.

34. Instead of trying to be right - Always look for the solution that brings peace.

35. Do NOT use sarcasm. Ever. It never leads to anything good.

36. Tell your spouse you can’t live without them.

37. If you know you did wrong, be ready to make things right.

38. Be ready to apologize and be ready to forgive when the situation arises.

39. Fight for your marriage!

40. Understand that you need the love of your spouse and they need yours.

41. Keep good company around you. You want people who can encourage and uplift you. When you feel good it's easier to invest in the relationship.

42. Husbands help out around the house – remember that your wife is a helpmate but that doesn't mean she does everything.

43. Wives encourage your husband give them praise, it strengthens them.

44. Find out your strengths and weaknesses and be ready to help one another with where you are weak.

45. Support each other's goals and dreams. No matter which has the "bigger" or "more ambitious" goal. 

46. Always consult one another when making big decisions.

47. Give many compliments to one another.

48. Understand that the neighbor's grass isn't greener, you just have to water your own lawn more.

49. Don’t compare your marriage to someone else’s – you don't know what is going on behind closed doors.

50. Watch what you let affect your mood or cloud your thoughts. Today’s reality shows, our society’s view, and what you see on tv are not good examples of marriage. Find your own path.

51. Never embarrass your spouse in public – deal with your issues in private.

52. If needed seek  marital counseling, it can help.

53. Do not verbally abuse your spouse.

54. Do not physically abuse your spouse.

55. Do not bring up your past arguments and disagreements just to win a current one. You may win, but the bitterness you create will be much worse in the long run.

56. Never bring up or use something in an argument, your spouse told you in confidence about him or her.

57. Let your spouse know you can be trusted.

58. Don’t give your spouse any reason to feel insecure.

59. Read books on becoming a better husband.



60. Read books on becoming a better spouse. It's always good to get new ideas.

61. Learn the signs with which your spouse expresses their love. We each have our own way of showing affection.

62. Always be in a learning process with getting to know your spouses s and diss.

63. If you are people of faith, go to a religious bookstore or your church and invest in marriage counseling materials, complete the exercises workbooks, worksheets, etc.

64. Try not to let your children see you in disagreement or arguing.

65. Husbands surprise her with roses and the , not just for birthdays, holidays and anniversary, but just because

66. Wives, your husband's love surprises also, put on one of his favorite nighties just because.

67. Don’t always try to get your way, but try to find a way that works for both of you

68. Alone time – yes it is needed, but don’t go overboard. Let your spouse know you're thinking of them.

69. It is healthy to spend some of your time with friends, so long as they respect your marriage and the commitment you took..

70. Never cheat. This goes without saying.

71. Never try to justify a wrong. Apologize and take your lumps.

72. Stay fit and stay looking your best for your husband or wife.

73. Hear your spouse out before jumping to conclusions.couple

74. Don’t keep your spouse in the dark about things.

75. Never badmouth your spouse to anyone.

76. Keep your love life between the two of you.

77. Don’t let single girlfriends or guy friends do anything to compromise your marriage.

78. Open your spouse up to new things that are healthy for him or her.

79. Be open to new things, allow your spouse the chance to treat you a king or queen

80. Communicate – he or she cannot read your mind.

81. Say what you mean, mean what you say.

82. Take your time to cool off, but when you start acting roommates your marriage is in trouble

83. Love, respect, loyalty and faithfulness should all be a given.

84. Have a vision and purpose for your marriage

85. Keep in mind your spouse is not your enemy but your best friend

86. Don’t look at marriage as an obligation but look at it as a chance to love your significant other unconditionally.

87. Our character should reflect the fruits of the spirit, love, patience, kindness, longsuffering

88. Your objective should not be to change your spouse, but for your spouse to see your change

89. You can't change your spouse, but you can change how you love them and how you react to them

90. Your objective should be to make your spouse a better person as a result of being with you not by control but by love.

91. Husbands make love to her mind during the day and the rest will follow

92. Wives spend time encouraging him and supporting him and there is nothing you won’t happily get.

93. Don’t focus on your spouse weakness but focus on their strengths.

94. Work as a team.

95. Ask your significant other for areas they can improve in.

96. Ask your significant other if there are any needs going unmet.

97. Take showers and baths together.

98. Do it by surprise from time to time, leave love notes around the house.

पति के घर में प्रवेश करते
ही पत्नी का गुस्सा फूट पड़ा ‘‘ पूरे
दिन
कहाँ रहे? आफिस में
पता किया वहाँ भी नहीं पहुँचे।
मामला क्या है?‘‘
‘‘ वो-वो……….मैं……….
पति की हकलाहट पर झल्लाते हुए
पत्नी फिर
बरसी‘‘ बोलते नही? कहां चले गये थे।
ये गंन्दा बक्सा और
कपड़ों की पोटली किसकी उठा लाये?‘‘
‘‘ वो मैं माँ को लाने गाँव
चला गया था।‘‘
पति थोड़ी हिम्मत करके बोला।
‘‘ क्या कहा,
तुम्हारी मां को यहां ले आये?

शर्म नहीं आई तुम्हें। तुम्हारे भाईयों के
पास इन्हे क्या तकलीफ है?

‘‘ आग
बबूला थी पत्नी, इसलिये उसने पास
खड़ी फटी सफेद साड़ी से आँखें
पोंछती बीमार वृद्धा की तरफ
देखा तक
नहीं।

‘‘इन्हें मेरे भाईयों के पास
नहीं छोड़ा जा सकता। तुम समझ
क्यों नहीं रहीं।‘‘ पति ने दबीजुबान
से कहा।

‘‘क्यों, यहाँ कोई कुबेर
का खजाना रखा है?

तुम्हारी सात हजार
रूपल्ली की पगार में
बच्चों की पढ़ाई और घर खर्च कैसे
चला रही हूँ मैं ही जानती हूँ ‘‘
पत्नी का स्वर
उतना ही तीव्र था।

‘‘अब ये हमारे पास ही रहेगी।‘‘पति ने
कठोरता अपनाई।

‘‘ मैं कहती हूँ इन्हें इसी वक्त वापिस
छोड़ कर
आओ। वरना मैं इस घर में एक पल
भी नहीं रहूंगी और इन
महारानीजी को भी यहाँ आते
जरा भी लाज नहीं आई।

‘‘कह कर औरत
की तरफ
देखा तो पाँव तले से जमीन सरक गयी।
झेंपते हुए
पत्नी बोली।

,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,

‘‘मां तुम!‘‘

,
,
,

,
,
,

,

‘‘हाँ बेटा! तुम्हारे भाई और भाभी ने
मुझे घर से
निकाल दिया। दामाद
जी को फोन
किया तो ये मुझे यहां ले आये।

‘‘
बुढ़िया ने
कहा तो पत्नी ने गद्गद्
नजरों से पति की तरफ देखा और
मुस्कराते हुए
बोली।

‘‘ आप भी बड़े वो हो डार्लिंग, पहले
क्यों नहीं बताया कि मेरी मां को लाने
गये
थे।‘‘....‪

इतना शेयर करो कि हर औरत तक पहुंच जाये ... मुझे आपके संस्कारों के बारे में पता है, पर, ये आप उनतक जरूर पहूँचा सकेते हैं जिनको इस मानसिकता से उबरने की जरूरत है कि माँ तो माँ होती है क्या मेरी क्या तेरी

आधी रात को बहुत बारिश हो रही थी।

अजय और उसकी बीवी प्रिया एक मित्र की पार्टी से अपनी गाडी से घर वापस लौट रहे थे..

बारिश की वजह से अजय बहुत धीमी गति से गाड़ी चला रहा था,तभी अचानक बिजली गिरी..

बिजली की रोशनी में अजय को गाड़ी के सामने एक बदहवास सी एक औरत दिखाई दी..

अजय ने गाड़ी रोक दी..!

गाड़ी रुकने पर उसकी बीवी ने कहा :- क्या हूआ..? गाड़ी क्यों रोक दी..?

अजय ने आगे की ओर इशारा किया।

प्रिया ने आगे देखा तो वो डर गयी, क्यों कि गाड़ी के सामने एक औरत खड़ी थी।

वो औरत गाड़ी के पास आयी, और हाथ से गाड़ी का शीशा नीचे करने का इशारा करने लगी।

अजय की बीवी प्रिया काफी डर गयी थी, उसने अजय को गाडी चलाने को कहा, लेकिन गाड़ी भी स्टार्ट नही हुईं।

गाड़ी के बाहर खडी औरत बारिश की वजह से भींग गयी थी।

वो हाथ जोडकर गाड़ी का शीशा नीचे करने का इशारा कर रही थी।

अजय को लगा कि वो औरत किसी मुसीबत मे है, इसलिए उसने गाड़ी का शीशा नीचे किया।

वो औरत हाथ जोडकर बोली, "भाई साहब मेरी मदद करे.. तेज बारिश की वजह से मेरी गाड़ी का एक्सीडेंट हो गया है, मेरी गाड़ी रास्ते के नीचे गिर गयी है, उसमें मेरी छोटी बच्ची है.. प्लिज उसे बचाईये..।"

अजय गाड़ी से उतरा और उस औरत के पीछे गया।

उस औरत की गाड़ी रास्ते के काफी नीचे गिर गयी थी।

अजय नीचे उतरकर उस गाडी केपास गया तो देखा कि उसमें एक प्यारी छोटी सी फूल सी बच्ची रो रही है..

उसने बच्ची को बाहर निकाला, फिर अजय को लगा की ड्रायवर की सीट पर भी कोई है।

जब अजय ने ड्रायवर की सीट पर देखा तो उसके होश उड गये,क्योंकि ड्रायवर के सीट पर वही औरत खून से लथपथ मरी पडी थी।

अजय को अब सब समझ में आया।

वो बच्ची को लेकर अपनी गाड़ी के पास आया,बच्ची को अपनी बीवी प्रिया को दिया।

उसकी बीवी बोली, "वो औरत कहा है..? वह कौन थीं...?"

अजय बोला
.
.
.
"वो एक माँ थी। मर कर भी बेटियों के लिये तड़पती है मां ..!!"



ये पढ़कर मेरे दिल से आँसू निकल रहे है दोस्तों अगर कोई मुसीबत में है तो उसकी सहायता जरूर कीजिये

नेपाली नौकर : (सुबह सुबह)-- ओ शाब जी!!
मोटर खराब हो गई।।

साहब जी बड़ा परेशान!!!!

अब क्या करुं नहाऊंगा कैसे??
इस कम्बख्त मोटर को भी सुबह ही खराब होना था।

नौकर: क्या करूं शाब जी ??
फैंक दूं इशको क्या?

साहब जी : पागल है क्या , करवाता हूं शाम तक ठीक.

नौकर : ठीक है शाब जी.
तो फिर ..... . . . . . . .
आज...... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
आलू में मोटर के बदले गोबी डाल देता हूं शाब जी..
😜😜😜

नवीन-नवीन लग्न झालेल्या तीन
राज्यातल्या तीन स्त्रिया पिकनीक करता स्वित्झर्लंडला आलेल्या असतांना आपसात चर्चा करीत होत्या.

गुजराती पत्नी– शादी के पहीले दिन मैंने
पति से कहा, ,
झाड़ू, पोंछा, खाना पकाना,
कपड़े-बर्तन धोना,
ये सब मैं नहीं करूंगी।

अगले दिन पति नज़र नहीं आया,

दूसरे दिन भी पति नजर नहीं आया,

तीसरे दिन इन सब कामों की मशीनों के साथ दिखाई दिया।......

केरळी पत्नी – मैंने भी पति से
ऐसा ही कहा।

अगले दिन पति नज़र नहीं आया,

दूसरे दिन भी पति नजर नहीं आया,

तीसरे दिन इन सब कामों की नौकरानियों के साथ दिखाई दिया।.......


महाराष्ट्रीयन – मी पन आमच्या ह्यांना असंच म्हणाले होते....

पहिल्या दिवशी हे दिसले नाहीत....,

दुसऱ्या दिवशी ही नजरेस येईनात...,

तिसऱ्या दिवशी कुठं थोडी सूज कमी झाल्यावर डाव्या डोळ्यानं अंधूक-अंधूक दिसायला लागलं...........|


मराठी तडका अंग अंग फडका
😁😛😜😝😋😷😬😂😂😂

विभिन्न शोहरों की पत्नियां उनसे कैसे लड़ती है़ :

Pilot's wife:
ज्यादा मत उड़ो

Teacher's wife:
मुझे मत सिखाओ

Painter's wife:
थोबड़ा रंग दूंगी

Dhobi's🛁 wife:
धो दूंगी

Actor's wife:
ज्यादा नाटक मत करो

Dentist's wife:
बत्तीसी तौड़ दूंगी

Marwadi's wife:
हिसाब से रहो

Engineer's🔩🔧 wife:
सारे पुर्जे ढ़ीले कर दूंगी

Architect's wife:
ढ़ंग से रहो वरना थोबड़े का डिजाईन बदल दूंगी

Sunar's wife:
घड़ दूंगी

& the Best one

sales person's wife:
ज्यादा उछलोगे तो olx pe bech dungi😄

Smile can hide so many feelings; fear, sadness, heartbreak… but it also shows one other thing:
Your strength.
Always keep smiling.
🎌🎌🎌🎌🎌🎌🎌🎌🎌
"99% PROBLEMS of Life are due to the
Tone of Voice.
It's not WHAT We Say,
It's HOW We Say...."
🎌🎌🎌🎌🎌🎌🎌🎌🎌
Worry is the interest paid on trouble before its due
🎌🎌🎌🎌🎌🎌🎌🎌🎌
“ Umbrella cant stop the rain,
But makes us stand in the rain..
Confidence may not bring success,
But gives power to face any challenge in life.. ”                          

🏁🏁️🏁🏁

दोस्ती में दूरियां तो आती रहती हैं,
फिर भी दोस्ती दिलों को मिला देती है,


वो दोस्ती ही क्या जो नाराज़ न हो,
पर सच्ची दोस्ती, दोस्तों को मना लेती है!!





 खुदा की बनाई कुदरत नहीं देखी,

दिलों में छुपी दौलत नहीं देखी,

जो कहता है दूरी से मिट जाती है दोस्ती,

उसने शायद हमारी दोस्ती नहीं देखी!!




जिंदगी हे सफर का सील सिला,
कोइ मिल गया कोइ बिछड़ गया,
जिन्हे माँगा था दिन रत दुआ ओमे,
वो बिना मांगे किसी और को मिल गय




 जो आँसू दिल में गिरते हैं वो आँखों में नहीं रहते,
बहुत से हर्फ़ ऐसे होते हैं जो लफ़्ज़ों में नहीं रहते,

किताबों में लिखे जाते हैं दुनिया भर के अफ़साने,

मगर जिन में हकीकत हो किताबों में नहीं रहते!!

गुरू से शिष्य ने कहा: गुरूदेव ! एक व्यक्ति ने आश्रम के लिये गाय भेंट की है।

गुरू ने कहा - अच्छा हुआ । दूध पीने को मिलेगा।

एक सप्ताह बाद शिष्य ने आकर गुरू से कहा: गुरू ! जिस व्यक्ति ने गाय दी थी, आज वह अपनी गाय वापिस ले गया ।

गुरू ने कहा - अच्छा हुआ ! गोबर उठाने की झंझट से मुक्ति मिली।


'परिस्थिति' बदले तो अपनी 'मनस्थिति' बदल लो । बस दुख सुख में बदल जायेगा.।

          "सुख दुख आख़िर दोनों
         मन के ही तो समीकरण हैं।" ☺👍😊🙏👏

appreciate these lines by John Dumelo
- Don’t marry for sex.
- Don’t marry because you are of age
- Don’t marry because you are getting old
- Don’t marry because you are lonely
- Don’t marry because you need someone to
support you financially
- Don’t marry because you mistakenly got
pregnant
- Don’t marry because you don’t want to
lose the person
- Don’t marry because of family pressures
- Don’t marry because you like the idea of
marriage and admire every wedding gown
you see
- Don’t marry because all your friends are
getting married.
He concludes his relationship advice by
saying, ‘But get married because you are in
love, get married cos he or she is your best
friend and when that love is no more, he or
she can still make u smile…

I know you're busy, but please spare me five minutes to meditate on these ten words of wisdom.
__________________________________
1. ON EARNING:
Never depend on single income. Make investment to
create a second chance.
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2. ON SPENDING:
If you buy things you do not need, soon you will have to sell things you need.
__________________________________
3. ON SAVINGS:
Do not save what is left after spending, but spend what is left after saving.
__________________________________
4. ON TAKING RISK:
Never test the depth of a river with both feet.
__________________________________
5. ON INVESTMENT:
Do not put all eggs in one basket.
__________________________________
6. ON EXPECTATIONS:
Honesty is a very expensive gift. Do not expect it from cheap people.
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7. Past is a waste paper, present is a newspaper, and future is a question paper. Come out of your past, control the present, and secure the future.
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8. When bad things happen in your life, you have three choices. You can either let it define you, let it destroy you or you can let it strengthen you.
__________________________________
9. Our eyes are in the front because it is more
important to look ahead than to look backwards.
__________________________________
10. We use pencil when we were young, but now we use pens. Do you know why? Because mistakes in childhood can easily be erased, unlike now. So read and write carefully, otherwise, life will be a
tissue paper.
_________________________

दो अक्षर की "मौत"
और
तीन अक्षर के "जीवन" में ढाई अक्षर
का "दोस्त"
हमेंशा बाज़ी मार जाता हैं..
क्या खुब लिखा है किसी ने ...

"बक्श देता है 'खुदा' उनको, ... !
जिनकी 'किस्मत' ख़राब होती है ... !!

वो हरगिज नहीं 'बक्शे' जाते है, ... !
जिनकी 'नियत' खराब होती है... !!"

न मेरा 'एक' होगा, न तेरा 'लाख' होगा, ... !
न 'तारिफ' तेरी होगी, न 'मजाक' मेरा होगा ... !!

गुरुर न कर "शाह-ए-शरीर" का, ... !
मेरा भी 'खाक' होगा, तेरा भी 'खाक' होगा ... !!

जिन्दगी भर 'ब्रांडेड-ब्रांडेड' करने
वालों ... !
याद रखना 'कफ़न' का कोई ब्रांड नहीं होता ... !!

कोई रो कर 'दिल बहलाता' है ... !
और कोई हँस कर 'दर्द' छुपाता है ... !!

क्या करामात है 'कुदरत' की, ... !
'ज़िंदा इंसान' पानी में डूब जाता है और 'मुर्दा' तैर के
दिखाता है ... !!

'मौत' को देखा तो नहीं, पर शायद 'वो' बहुत
"खूबसूरत" होगी, ... !
"कम्बख़त" जो भी 'उस' से मिलता है,
"जीना छोड़ देता है" ... !!

'ग़ज़ब' की 'एकता' देखी "लोगों की ज़माने
में" ... !
'ज़िन्दों' को "गिराने में" और 'मुर्दों' को "उठाने
में" ... !!

'ज़िन्दगी' में ना ज़ाने कौनसी बात "आख़री"
होगी, ... !
ना ज़ाने कौनसी रात "आख़री" होगी ।

मिलते, जुलते, बातें करते रहो यार एक दूसरे से ना जाने कौनसी "मुलाक़ात" "आख़री होगी" ... !!

HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT places of INDIA :

Scenario 1 : Two guys are fighting & a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on..🚶
That's MUMBAI..😒

Scenario 2 : Two guys are fighting & a third guy comes along and tries to make peace.. The first two get together and beat him up..🔨
That's DELHI.

Scenario 3 : Two guys fighting and third guy comes nearby house and says "don't fight in front of my place, go somewhere else." 🏠
That's PUNE.. 😉

Scenario 4 : Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.. A guy comes along and quietly opens a tea stall there ☕
That's AHEMDABAD.😓

Scenario 5 : Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out & call their friends on their mobiles.. 📲 Now 50 guys are fighting..
You are in PUNJAB.😖

Scenario 6 : Two guys fighting. Third guy comes and shoots both of them.. 🔫💣
You are in Bihar.

Last Scenario : Two guys fighting third guy comes along with a carton of beer.. All sit together drink beer and abuse each other and go home as friends..😜
You are definitely in GOA...🏊🏄

~~आदर्श भारतीय नारी~~
..........................................
पत्नी : खाने में क्या बनाऊँ ?
पति :: कुछ भी बना लो -- वैसे क्या बनाओगी ?
पत्नी : जो आप कहो ।
पति :: दाल चावल बना लो ।
पत्नी : सुबह तो खाए थे ।
पति :: रोटी सब्ज़ी बना लो ।
पत्नी : बच्चे नहीं खाएँगे ।
पति :: छोले पूरी बना लो ।
पत्नी : मुझे फ्राइड चीज़ों से हैवी हो जाता है ।
पति :: अंडा भुर्जी बना लो ।
पत्नी : आज मंगलवार है ।
पति :: पराँठे ?
पत्नी : रात को ?
पति :: होटल से मंगवा लेते हैं ।
पत्नी : रोज़ रोज़ बाहर का खाना नहीं खाया जाता ।
पति :: कढ़ी चावल ?
पत्नी : दही नहीं है
पति :: इडली साम्भर ?
पत्नी : टाइम लगेगा पहले बताना था न !
पति :: एक काम करो मैगी बना लो ।
पत्नी : उससे पेट नहीं भरता ।
पति :: पास्ता बना लो ।
पत्नी : उससे लूज़ मोशन नहीं हो जायेंगे ?
पति :: भिन्डी फ्राई और रोटी बना लो
पत्नी : यार भिन्डी को काटने में तो बहुत टाइम लगता है ।
पति :: फ्रूट सलाद ही खा लेते है ।
पत्नी : रात को भूख लगेगी ।
पति :: बेक्ड वेजिटेबल बना लो ।
पत्नी : उफ़ माइक्रोवेव को भी अभी ही ख़राब होना था ।
पति :: खिचड़ी ही बना दो ।
पत्नी : कूकर धुला हुआ नहीं है ।
पति :: फिर क्या बनाओगी ?
पत्नी : जो आप कहें !!

"तेरी 💞चाहत में हम ज़माना भूल गये,
किसी 👰और को हम अपनाना भूल गये,
तुम से 😘मोहब्बत हैं बताया सारे जहाँ को,
बस एक 👸तुझे ही बताना भूल गये....."




गरीबी में आदमी मज़बूरन सारी ज़िन्दगी गुज़ारता है...
अमीरी में उसका डॉक्टर उसे सारी ज़िन्दगी गुज़ारने पर मज़बूर कर देता है।




: मेरी मंज़िल मेरी हद ।
बस तुमसे तुम तक ।।
ये फ़क्र है कि तुम मेरे हो ।
पर फ़िक्र है कि कब तक ।।




थक गया हु रोटी के पीछे भाग भाग कर।
थक गया हु सोती रातो मै जाग जाग कर।।

काश मिल जाये वही बिता हुआ बचपन।

जब माँ..खिलाती थी भाग भाग कर।
और सुलाती थी जाग जाग कर।

She got late at office that day and she had to go home alone.

She started walking towards the auto stand

But it was too late,
she had to
wait for an auto.
She felt like someone was
following her,
she turned back and 'Bhoo' he said.
She got scared and he laughed out loud.

Her office colleague it was.

"I'm here because
I can't let you walk alone
towards the auto stand and don't worry
I'll be
with you till you get an auto.
You are my
responsibility"
he said.
After ten minutes of wait,
An auto came but no
passenger was in there.
She knew that this
could probably be the last auto to pass by.

She
looked in an uncomfortable manner
At the
auto driver.

"Don't worry sister,
I'll drop you at your home
safely.
You are my responsibility"
the auto
driver said.

She sat in.

Her home was in a dark lane,
she had to walk
almost five minutes in the lane to reach her
home.
She entered the lane and a mid-aged
man was smoking and looking at her.

It was a neighbour.
He threw the cigarette
away and said
"Come i'll walk with you till you
reach home.
Don't worry beti you are like my
daughter only.
You are my responsibility"

The girl finally reached home safely.

Everytime i gave a pause in the write up, you
must have felt that something wrong will
happen.
This fear is what our society has given
us.

It will no longer have an existance if every
man be like that office colleague or the auto
driver or the neighbour.

Dear men, like your sister, mother and wife are
your responsibilities,

'She' is your
responsibility too.

Understand if you can.
Share the message
If it's worth it. 👍

📊रिज़ल्ट अगर अच्छा हो ...
- मां : भगवान की कृपा है #
- पापा : बेटा किसका है #
- दोस्त : चल दारू पीते हैं ##
.
📈रिज़ल्ट अगर बुरा हो .......
- माँ : आग लगे इस कॉलेज में *
- पापा : तुम्हारे लाड़ प्यार ने, बिगाड़ दिया *
- दोस्त : चल दारू पीते हैं **
.
💸नौकरी लगने पर ...............
- माँ : अपनी सेहत का ख़याल रखना #
- पापा : खूब मेहनत से काम करना #
- दोस्त : चल दारू पीते हैं ##

नौकरी छूटने पर ..............
- माँ : नौकरी ही खराब थी **
- पापा : कोई बात नहीं, दूसरी मिल जाएगी
- दोस्त : चल दारू पीते हैं ***

🎂जन्मदिन पर ............
- माँ : जुग जुग जिए मेरा बेटा #
- पापा : हमेशा आगे बढ़ना #
- दोस्त : चल दारू पीते हैं ##
.
प्यार में नाकाम होने पर ........
- माँ : बेटा भूल जा उसको *
- पापा : मर्द बन बेटा *
- दोस्त : चल दारू पीते हैं **😈
.
शादी होने पर ...............
- माँ : सदा सुखी रहो #
- पापा : खुश रहो #
- दोस्त : चल दारू पीते हैं ##
,
कहानी की शिक्षा :
दुनिया बदल जाती है पर साले दोस्त
कभी नहीं बदलते !!🎊

A Boy Was Staring To A Group Of
Girls For A Long Time..
.
After Sometime One Girl Came
Forward & Said....
.
Girl Says:-
Naa Dekh Aise Hasino Ko Paap Hoga,
Tu Bhi Ek Din Kisi Hasina Ka Baap
Hoga.
( Wow !!! What a Shayari....Girls Can
Laugh Here. )
After Listening To The Girl, The Boy
Said :
.
Khuda Kare Teri Zuban Sachi Ho....
Khuda Kare Teri Zuban Sachi Ho....
Aur Mujhe Baap Kehne Wali Teri Hi
Bachi
Ho.
Boys will be Boys

Nice lines....

कोई टोपी तो कोई अपनी पगड़ी बेच देता है..
मिले अगर भाव अच्छा, जज भी कुर्सी बेच देता है,


तवायफ फिर भी अच्छी, के वो सीमित है कोठे तक..
पुलिस वाला तो चौराहे पर वर्दी बेच देता है,


जला दी जाती है ससुराल में अक्सर वही बेटी..
के जिस बेटी की खातिर बाप किडनी बेच देता है,


कोई मासूम लड़की प्यार में कुर्बान है जिस पर..
बनाकर वीडियो उसका, वो प्रेमी बेच देता है,


ये कलयुग है, कोई भी चीज़ नामुमकिन नहीं इसमें..
कली, फल फूल, पेड़ पौधे सब माली बेच देता है,


किसी ने प्यार में दिल हारा तो क्यूँ हैरत है लोगों को..
युद्धिष्ठिर तो जुए में अपनी पत्नी बेच देता है...!!

 खुशियां कम और अरमान बहुत हैं,
जिसे भी देखिए यहां हैरान बहुत हैं,,

करीब से देखा तो है रेत का घर,
दूर से मगर उनकी शान बहुत हैं,,

कहते हैं सच का कोई सानी नहीं,
आज तो झूठ की आन-बान बहुत हैं,,

मुश्किल से मिलता है शहर में आदमी,
यूं तो कहने को इन्सान बहुत हैं..!!
😊😊🙏🙏




एक रस्सी है
जिसका एक सिरा ख्वाहिशों ने पकड़ रखा है
और दूसरा औकात ने

इसी खींचातानी का नाम जिंदगी है।..
😊😊🙏🙏

10 REASONS WHY LIQUOR SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK:

 1. It's an incentive to show up.

 2. It leads to more honest communications.

 3.. It reduces complaints about low pay.

 4. Employees tell management what they think, not what they want to hear.

 5. It encourages car pooling.

 6. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care.

 7. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.

 8. It makes fellow employees look better (Beauty lies in the eyes of the Beerholder!)

 9. It makes the canteen / cafeteria / mess food taste better.

 10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are drunk ....

Awesome idea 😉😝😜😂😀😎

👍मुस्कुराओ.... क्योंकि यह मनुष्य होने की पहली शर्त है। एक पशु कभी भी नहीं मुस्कुरा सकता।

👍मुस्कुराओ..... क्योंकि मुस्कान ही आपके चेहरे का वास्तविक श्रंगार है। मुस्कान आपको किसी बहुमूल्य आभूषण के अभाव में भी सुन्दर दिखाएगी।

👍मुस्कुराओ..... क्योंकि दुनिया का हर आदमी खिले फूलों और खिले चेहरों को पसंद करता है।

👍मुस्कुराओ..... क्योंकि क्रोध में दिया गया आशीर्वाद भी बुरा लगता है और मुस्कुराकर कहे गए बुरे शब्द भी अच्छे लगते हैं।

👍मुस्कुराओ..... क्योंकि परिवार में रिश्ते तभी तक कायम रह पाते हैं जब तक हम एक दूसरे को देख कर मुस्कुराते रहते हैं।

👍मुस्कुराओ..... क्योंकि आपकी हँसी किसी की ख़ुशी का कारण बन सकती है।

👍मुस्कुराओ..... कहीं आपको देखकर कोई किसी गलत फहमी में न पड़ जाए क्योंकि मुस्कराना जिन्दा होने की पहली शर्त भी है।

शुभ मुस्कुराता हुआ दिन रहे आपका।

एक आदमी की शादी में
जब फेरे लेने की बारी आई तो पहले
फेरे के वक्त ही दूल्हा दौड़कर दुल्हन से आगे
निकल गया।
पंडित जी ने दूल्हे को पीछे रहने
को कहा। दूसरे फेरे के वक्त दुल्हन आगे हुई तो दूल्हा
फिर
दौड़कर आगे निकल गया। दूल्हा बार-बार ऐसे
ही तेजी से दुल्हन के आगे निकल
जाता।
बार-बार ऐसा होता देख दुल्हन के पिता को
गुस्सा आ
गया और
वे बोले, \'यह कैसा दूल्हा है जो फेरे भी ढंग से
नहीं ले सकता। ऐसे यह
शादी नहीं हो सकती।\'
दूल्हेके चाचा ने समझाते हुए कहा, \'माफ करना
भाईसाहब,
दरअसल लड़का ट्रकड्राइवर है इसलिए इसे ओवरटेक
करने
की आदत ह

A Man discovered his wife was cheating with another guy, so he went to the guy's wife and told her about it.

"I know what we will do", she said,
"Let's take revenge on him."

So together they went to a motel and had "revenge".
After 10 minutes, she said,"Let's have "more revenge", and they took "revenge again"

After 5 times of "repeated revenge", this guy was lying spent, and she said,"Lets take revenge again."

Man said, "let's forgive them......I have no more "HARD" feelings left !!!"

कोई दिखा कर रोये,
कोई छुपा कर रोये,
हमें रुलाने वाले हमें रुला कर रोये,
मरने का मज़ा तो तभी है यारो…
जब कातिल भी जनाज़े पर आकर रोये




 🌻🍃🌻🍃🍁🌿🍁🌿🌻
कभी दर्द इसने दिया कभी दर्द उसने दिया,
ज़ख़्मों को मगर किसी ने भी सीने नही दिया,
आज फरिश्ता कहते हैं सभी मेरे यार मुझको,
मगर इंसानो की तरह कभी जीने नही दिया….




हथेली पर रखकर नसीब,
हर शख्स अपना मुकद्दर ढूँढ़ता है,
सीखो उस समन्दर से,
जो टकराने के लिए पत्थर ढूँढ़ता है"!!




‬: हर तमन्ना आपकी पूरी हो जाए
सपनो की दुनिया हकीकत हो जाए
हो जाए आपका मुकद्दर कुछ इस कदर रोशन..
कि आँखें खुलने से पहले हर दुआ कबूल हो जाए

: Ek pahchan hajaro Dost bana deti hain,
Ek muskaan hajaro gum bhula deti hain
Zindagi ke safar me sambhal kar chalna
Ek galti hajaro sapne jala kr raakh deti ha



 Uthati lehron ko saahil ki darkaar nahin hoti,
Hauslon ke aage koi deewar nahi hoti,
Jalte hue ik chiraag ne aandhiyon se kaha,
Himmat hai to bujha ke dikha, jalne ke liye mujhe kono ki darkaar nahi hoti.




Wo khud ko phool aur hum ko patthar keh kar muskuraya karte hain,
Un ko kya khabar patthar to patthar rehtt hain phool hi murjhaya kartt hain.

एक ट्रक में मारबल का सामान जा रहा था, उसमे टाईल्स भी थी , और भगवान की मूर्ती भी थी ...!!

रास्ते में टाईल्स ने मूर्ती से पूछा ..

भाई ऊपर वाले ने हमारे साथ ऐसा भेद - भाव क्यों किया है ...!!

मूर्ती ने पूछा कैसा भेद भाव... ???

टाईल्स ने कहा तुम भी पथ्थर मै भी पथतर ..!!
तुम भी उसी खान से निकले , मै भी..

तुम्हे भी उसी ने ख़रीदा बेचा , मुझे भी
तुम भी मन्दिर में जाओगे, मै भी ...

पर वहां तुम्हारी पूजा होगी ...
और मै पैरो तले रौंदा जाउंगा ऐसा क्यों??

मूर्ती ने बड़ी शालीनता से जवाब दिया,

के तुम्हे जब तराशा गया ,
तब तुमसे दर्द सहन नही हुवा ,
और तुम टूट गये टुकड़ो में बंट गये ...

और मुझे जब तराशा गया तब मैने दर्द सहा , मुझ पर लाखो हथोड़े बरसाये गये , मै रोया नही...!!

मेरी आँख बनी , कान बने , हाथ बना, पांव बने ..
फिर भी मैं टूटा नही .... !!

इस तरहा मेरा रूप निखर गया ...
और मै पूजनीय हो गया ... !!

तुम भी दर्द सहते तो तुम भी पूजे जाते..

 मगर तुम टूट गए ...
और टूटने वाले हमेशा पैरों तले रोंदे जाते है... !!


‪# ‎मोरल‬ #

भगवान जब आपको तराश रहा हो तो, टूट मत जाना ...
हिम्मत मत हारना ... !!
अपनी रफ़्तार से आगे बढते जाना मंजिल जरूर मिलेगी .... !!

😊😊💐💐💐🙏🙏

30 Incredible Facts About India Which You Never Knew Before::-

1. Tirupati Balaji Temple Has More Visitors Than Vatican City and Mecca consolidated...

2. Kumbh Mela Gathering Can Be Seen From Space...

3. India Has More Mosques Than Any Other Country (~300,000 mosques)...

4. First Ever University In The World Was In India... Takshila (at Gandhar) 700BC

5. 70% Of All The World’s Spices Is Exported From India...

6. Indian Railways Employs More Than 1.3 Million People. That’s More Than The Population Of Many Nations...

7. India Has The Largest English Speaking Population In The World...

8. ISRO Used Bullock Carts To Move Satellites Back In Days...

9. India Discovered Water On The Moon...

10. In 2004, 200 Women Killed A Rapist On The Court Floor (Akku Yadav)...

11. Oscar Winning Hollywood Actor Ben Kingsley Is Indian Descent. Birth name is Krishna Pandit Bhanji...

12. Lonar Lake, A Saltwater Lake In Maharashtra, Was Created By A Meteor Hitting The Earth...

13. No Doors For Houses And No Police Station In This Village At All. Shani Shingnapur village in Maharashtra...

14. India Is The Largest Producer Of Films In The World...

15. Magnetic Hill...
Magnetic Hill is a gravity hill located near Leh in Ladakh, India.

16. Viswanathan Anand Is The First Player In Chess History To Have Won The World Championship In Three Different Formats: Knockout, Tournament, And Match...

17. Until 1986, The Only Place Where Diamonds Had Been Officially Found Was In India...

18. Martial Arts Were First Created In India, And Later Spread To Asia By Buddhist Missionaries...

19. A Cursed River...
Karmanasa River in India is considered to be a cursed river and it is believed that touching its water would ruin one’s plans.

20. Highest Cricket Pitch In The World
Chail in Himachal Pradesh is the highest cricket pitch in the world. 2444 meters.

21. The First Granite Temple Of The World...
The Brihadeswara Temple is situated in Tamil Nadu. In 11th century, in only five years.

22. India Is One Of The Only Three Countries That Makes Supercomputers (The US And Japan Are The Other Two)...

23.Breathing The Air InMumbai, India, For Just One Day Is Equivalent To Smoking 100 Cigarettes...

24. India Gave The World Yoga, That Has Existed For More Than 5,000 Years...

25. May 26 Is Celebrated As The Science Day In Switzerland In Honor Of Former President Dr. APJ Abdul Kalam, Because On The Day, Kalam Visited The Country...

26. The World’s Biggest Family Lives In India. One Man, 39 Wives And 94 Children...

27. India Is The World’s Largest Importer Of Arms. But India Has Never Invaded Or Attacked A Country...

28. An Indian Man Claims He Hasn’t Eaten Or Drunk For 70 Years. After Many Tests, Doctors Still Don’t Know How It’s Possible...

29. One Woman Dies Every Hour In India Because Of Dowry-Related Crimes...

30. India Was One Of The Richest Countries Till The Time Of British Rule In The Early 17th Century.

Really Incredible India....
Share it plzzz...

😁shyari of the Season :

Boss:

Arz kiya hai......... Office may Kaam hota hai...
Galtiyon ka sama hota hai....
Aise mausam mein hi to PERFORMANCE jawan hota hai....
Dil ki khunnas BOSS jabaan se nahi kehte hai...
Ye fasana to appraisal mein bayan hota hai.... :)



Employee's reply...

 Arz kiya hai......... Har saal Appraisal hota hain... Disappointment ka sama hota hai...
 Aise mausam mein hi to Attrition jawan hota hai....
Dil ki khunnas HUM bhi jabaan se nahi kehte hai...
Ye fasane to resignation se bayan hota hai...😉

Triple Filter 😊 TEST must read

In ancient India, One day a person met the great Chanakya, and said, "Do you know what I just heard about your friend?"
"Hold on a minute," Chanakya replied.
"Before telling me anything I'd like you to pass a little test.
It's called the Triple Filter Test."

"Triple filter?"

"That's right," Chanakya continued.
"Before you talk to me about my friend, it might be a good idea to take a moment and filter what you're going to say.
That's why I call it the triple filter test.
The first filter is Truth.
Have you made absolutely sure that what you are about to tell me is true?"
"No," the man said, "actually I just heard about it and..."
"All right," said Chanakya.
"So you don't know if it's true or not.
Now let's try the second filter, the filter of Goodness.
Is what you are about to tell me about my friend something good?"
"No, on the contrary..."
"So," Chankaya continued, "you want to tell me something bad about him, but you're not certain it's true.
You may still pass the test though, because there's one filter left, the filter of Usefulness.

Is what you want to tell me about my friend going to be useful to me?"
"No, not really."
"Well," concluded chankaya, "if what you want to tell me is neither true nor good nor even useful, why tell it to me at all?"

Use this triple filter each time you hear loose talk about any of your near and dear ones.👌

वास्ता नही रखना तो फिर मुझपे नजर क्यूं रखता है.!!
!!.मैं किस हाल में जिंदा हूँ तू ये सब खबर क्यूं रखता है.!!
.
!!.बात अगर फूलों की कलियों की गुलशन की करता है.!!
!!.अपने लब्जों में फिर छिपाकर तू पत्थर क्यूं रखता है.!!
.
!!.अगर कुनबा ही समझता है तू इस पूरी दुनिया को.!!
!!.फिर ज़हन के कोने में सदा अपना घर क्यूं रखता है.!!
.
!!.तू तो कहता है मैं दुखाता नही दिल किसी का भी.!!
!!.फिर खुदा तुम्हारी दुआओं को बेअसर क्यूं रखता है.!!
.
!!.किसी को जीतने की कोशिश तू करना नही चाहता.!!
!!.बता फिर हारने का मन में अपने डर क्यूं रखता है.!!
.
!!.इश्क इबादत है खुदा की जिसे तुमने ठुकरा दिया.!!
!!.फिर रोजाना दर पे जाकर उसके सर क्यूं रखता है.!!
.
!!.तू मुझको छोड़ तो सकता है पर भुला नही सकता.!!
!!.बता बेचैन मेरा वजूद तुझे मुख्तसर क्यूं लगता है.!

〰〰〰〰〰〰〰
सुबह को खाली पेट चूना खाओ
      ■ " चूना अमृत है " ..■
〰〰〰〰〰〰〰

चूना जो आप पान में खाते है वो सत्तर बीमारी ठीक कर
देते है ।

जैसे किसी को पीलिया हो जाये माने जॉन्डिस
उसकी सबसे अच्छी दवा है चूना ;

गेहूँ के दाने के बराबर चूना गन्ने के रस में मिलाकर पिलाने से बहुत जल्दी पीलिया ठीक कर देता है ।

और ये ही चूना नपुंसकता की सबसे अच्छी दवा है -

■ अगर किसी के शुक्राणु नही बनता उसको अगर गन्ने के रस के साथ चूना पिलाया जाये तो
साल डेढ़ साल में भरपूर शुक्राणु बनने लगेंगे; और
जिन माताओं के शरीर में अन्डे नही बनते उनकी बहुत अच्छी दवा है ये चूना ।

■ बिद्यार्थीओ के लिए चूना बहुत अच्छा है जो लम्बाई बढाता है -

■ गेहूँ के दाने के बराबर चूना रोज दही में मिला के खाना चाहिए,

दही नही है तो दाल में मिला के खाओ,

दाल नही है तो पानी में मिला के पियो - इससे लम्बाई बढने के साथ स्मरण शक्ति भी बहुत अच्छा होता है ।

■ जिन बच्चों की बुद्धि कम काम करती है मतिमंद बच्चे
उनकी सबसे अच्छी दवा है चूना

■ जो बच्चे बुद्धि से कम है, दिमाग देर में काम करते है, देर में सोचते है हर चीज
उनकी स्लो है उन सभी बच्चे को चूना खिलाने से अच्छे
हो जायेंगे ।

■ बहनों को अपने मासिक धर्म के समय अगर कुछ भी तकलीफ होती हो तो उसका सबसे अच्छी दवा है चूना ।

हमारे घर में जो माताएं है जिनकी उम्र पचास वर्ष हो गयी और उनका मासिक धर्म बंध हुआ उनकी सबसे
अच्छी दवा है चूना;

गेहूँ के दाने के बराबर चूना हर दिन खाना दाल में, लस्सी में, नही तो पानी में घोल के पीना ।

जब कोई माँ गर्भावस्था में है तो चूना रोज खाना चाहिए

क्योंकि गर्भवती माँ को सबसे ज्यादा केल्शियम की जरुरत होती है और चूना केल्शियम का सबसे बड़ा भंडार है ।

■ गर्भवती माँ को चूना खिलाना चाहिए

अनार के रस में - अनार का रस एक कप और चूना गेहूँ के दाने के बराबर ये मिलाके रोज पिलाइए नौ महीने तक लगातार दीजिये

तो चार फायदे होंगे -

■ पहला फायदा :-
माँ को बच्चे के जनम के समय कोई तकलीफ नही होगी और नॉर्मल डीलिवरी होगा,

■ दूसरा :-
बच्चा जो पैदा होगा वो बहुत हृष्ट पुष्ट और तंदुरुस्त
होगा ,

■ तीसरा फ़ायदा :-
बच्चा जिन्दगी में जल्दी बीमार नही पड़ता जिसकी माँ ने चूना खाया ,

■ चौथा सबसे बड़ा लाभ :-
बच्चा बहुत होशियार होता है बहुत Intelligent और Brilliant होता है उसका IQ बहुत अच्छा होता है ।

चूना घुटने का दर्द ठीक करता है , ■ कमर का दर्द ठीक करता है ,
■ कंधे का दर्द ठीक करता है,

■ एक खतरनाक बीमारी है Spondylitis वो चुने से ठीक होता है ।

कई बार हमारे रीढ़की हड्डी में जो मनके होते है उसमे दुरी बढ़ जाती है Gap आ जाता है - ये चूना ही ठीक करता है

उसको; रीड़ की हड्डी की सब बीमारिया चूने से ठीक होता है ।

अगर आपकी हड्डी टूट जाये तो टूटी हुई हड्डी को जोड़ने की ताकत सबसे ज्यादा चूने में है ।

चूना खाइए सुबह को खाली पेट ।

■ मुंह में ठंडा गरम पानी लगता है तो चूना खाओ बिलकुल ठीक हो जाता है ,

■ मुंह में अगर छाले हो गए है
तो चूने का पानी पियो तुरन्त ठीक हो जाता है ।

■ शरीर में जब खून कम हो जाये तो चूना जरुर लेना चाहिए ,

■ एनीमिया है खून की कमी है उसकी सबसे अच्छी दवा है ये चूना ,

चूना पीते रहो गन्ने के रस में , या संतरे के रस में नही तो सबसे अच्छा है अनार के रस में - अनार के रस में चूना पिए खून बहुत बढता है ,
बहुत जल्दी खून बनता है -
एक कप अनार का रस गेहूँ के दाने के बराबर चूना सुबह
खाली पेट ।

भारत के जो लोग चूने से पान खाते है, बहुत होशियार लोग
है पर तम्बाकू नही खाना, तम्बाकू ज़हर है और चूना अमृत है ..

तो चूना खाइए तम्बाकू मत खाइए और पान खाइए चूने का उसमे कत्था मत लगाइए, कत्था केन्सर करता है,

● पान में सुपारी मत डालिए ● सोंट डालिए उसमे ,
● इलाइची डालिए ,
● लौंग डालिए.
● केशर डालिए ;
ये सब डालिए पान में चूना लगा के पर तम्बाकू नही , सुपारी नही और कत्था नही ।

■ घुटने में घिसाव आ गया और डॉक्टर कहे के घुटना बदल दो तो भी जरुरत नही चूना खाते रहिये
और
हरसिंगार के पत्ते का काढ़ा खाइए घुटने बहुत अच्छे काम
करेंगे ।

दोस्तों का फायदा चाहते हो तो फॉरवर्ड करे
धन्यवाद

Bahane bahane se aapki baat karte hai,
Har pal aapko mehsus karte hai,
Itni baar to aap saans bhi nahi lete honge,
Jitni baar hum aaapko yaad karte hai….
`
Yakeen to humein sir tum pe hai
Varna na jaane yahan kitne chehre hai
Hum to wada karte hain dosti kaa
Bas aap se bhi dost kehlane ki aas hai
`
Aapki dosti pe hai humein aeitbaar
Samne honge aapke
Aap dil se bula ke to dekho humein ek baar
`
Dosti naam hai sukh dukh ki kahani ka
Dosti naam hai sada muskurany ka
Ye koi pal bhar ki pehchan nahi
Dosti naam hai sada sath nibhana ka
`
Jahan judai ho wahan milan ka alag mazaa hai
Mehboob bewafaa ho to zindagi ek sazaa hai
Aap jaisa dost agar har kisiko naseeb ho
Ye to bas khuda ki razaa hai
`
Sham ki tanhai mein kho na jaana,
Kisi ki masti mein doob na janaa,
Milengi zarur manzilein tumhe,
Unhe pakar hum jaise doston ko bhool na jana.

🐊 सुखी जीवन के 10 सूत्र .....


1)जीवन में पैसा ही सब कुछ नही होता ....
~ मास्टर कार्ड और visa की भी कोई वैल्यू है 😜

2)जानवरों से प्यार करो 🐠🐓🐑🐐
 ~ वो स्वादिष्ट भी होते हैं 🍖🍗🍤

3) पानी बचाओ ....😒
 ~ दारू पियो 🍷🍷🍺🍻


4) फल और सलाद बहुत स्वास्थ्य प्रद होते हैं ..... 🍐🍉🍇🍒🍎
~ उन्हें बीमारों के लिए रहने दो 🏥🙇


5) किताबें पवित्र होती हैं ..... 📗📖📚
 ~ उन्हें मत छुओ 😳


6) कक्षा में हंगामा नहीं करना चाहिए ...
 ~ जो सो रहे हैं वो जाग सकते हैं 😴


7)पड़ोसियों से प्यार करो ....⛪🏡
 ~ लेकिन पकडे मत जाओ 😍💋


8) मेहनत करने से कोई नहीं मरता . 😓
~ लेकिन रिस्क क्यूँ लेना भला 😏


9) जो काम कल किसी और के द्वारा किया जा सकता हो.
 ~ उसे भला आज क्यूँ करना 😝


10)सबको शादी जरूर करनी चाहिए .... 👫

~क्यूंकि जिन्दगी में खुशियाँ ही सब कुछ नही होती..!!!



स्पेशल फार्मूला -
अगर पांच सौ लोगों के लिए
शिकंजी बनानी हो तो
दो ढक्कन TIDE मिला दें
क्यूंकि नए TIDE मेँ है
हज़ारों निम्बूओं की शक्ति... 😂😂

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अगर आप घर में अकेले बैठे बोर होते रहते है तो घर में jk
wall putti लगवाए ...
"दीवारे बोल उठेंगी " .
.
.
फिर खूब बतियाना 😂😂

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-रात भर मुझे इस बात ने सोने
नहीँ दिया
कि
ज़िन्दगी तो बस चार दिन की हैँ
और
इंटरनेट-पैक मैने 30 दिन
का करवा लिया ।
😄😄😄😄😄😜😜😜😜

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 वाइफ : मैं हर रोज़ पूजा करती हूँ .. काश एक दिन श्री कृष्णा के दर्शन हो जाये !

हस्बैंड : एक बार मीराबाई बन के ज़हर पीले .. श्री कृष्णा क्या , सारे भगवान के दर्शन हो जायेंगे 😂😂
😜😝😂

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 साधू:- बच्चा, तुझे स्वर्ग मिलेगा,
लाओ कुछ दक्षिणा दे जाओ।
लड़का:- ठीक है दक्षिणा में आपको मैंने दिल्ली दी।
आज से दिल्ली आपकी हुई।
साधू :- दिल्ली क्या तुम्हारी है ?
जो मुझे दे रहे हो।
लड़का :- तो स्वर्ग क्या तेरे बाप ने खरीद रखा है,
जो तू उधर के प्लाट यहाँ बांट रहा है।
😜😜😜😜😜😜

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अकबर:-सेनापति..! यह बताओ कि हम अनारकली को क्यों नहीं ढूंढ़ पा रहे हैं..??

सेनापतिः-महाराज, क्योंकि हम मुगल हैं, गुगल नहीं...!!!😜😝

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पंजाब रोडवेज 🚍 BUS के पीछे लिखा हुआ था। :-

जे वाहेगुरु दा हुकम होया ,
तां मंजिल तक पहुचां देवां गे ! "
" जे अंख लग गयी ,
ते वाहेगुरु नाल ही मिला देवांगे! "
😱😂😂😛😝

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
An inquiry was being held for an accident at a railway crossing in Punjab India.
A stationmaster was asked by the inquiry commission, "How many railway crossings are in your area ?"

Stationmaster " total 11 railway crossings, 4 unmanned and 7 manned crossings. Of the 7 manned crossings 4 are male 3 are female."

After a brief silence the inquiry commission asked " what do you mean 'male' and 'female' crossing?"

To which the Station master replied "where the barrier pole goes up we call it male and where the gates spread open we call it female!!!

All Inquiry officials faint!!!

. Plz read ....!!!!

 " इन्सान ,
   घर बदलता है ...
   लिबास बदलता है ...
   रिश्ते बदलता है ...
   दोस्त बदलता है ...
   फिर भी परेशान क्यों रहेता है ....
   क्योकि वो खुद को नहीं बदलता ... "

  इसलिए मिर्ज़ा ग़ालिब ने कहा था :
  " उमर भर ग़ालिब यही भूल करता रहा ,
   धूल चहेरे पे थी और आयना साफ करता रहा !!! "



 एक सुंदर कविता ...

खवाहिश नही मुझे मशहुर होने की।
आप मुझे पहचानते हो बस इतना ही काफी है।
अच्छे ने अच्छा और बुरे ने बुरा जाना मुझे।
क्यों की जीसकी जीतनी जरुरत थी उसने उतना ही पहचाना मुझे।
 ज़िन्दगी का फ़लसफ़ा भी कितना अजीब है,
शामें कटती नहीं, और साल गुज़रते चले जा रहे हैं....!!
एक अजीब सी दौड़ है ये ज़िन्दगी,
जीत जाओ तो कई अपने पीछे छूट जाते हैं,
 और हार जाओ तो अपने ही पीछे छोड़ जाते हैं।

😃😃😃
A husband & wife were always fighting with each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night. The man would shout, 'When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!' Neighbours feared him. They believed he practiced black magic, because of the many strange occurrences that took place in their neighbourhood. The man liked the fact that he was feared. To everyone's relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 58. His wife had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial, she went straight to the local bar and began to party, as if there was no tomorrow. Her neighbours, concerned for her safety, asked, 'Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way up and out of the grave and come back to haunt you for the rest of your life?' The wife put down her drink and said, 'Let him dig. I had him buried upside down.'

Women..!😋 I tell you..😏 They think of everything.....! 😅😅😜😜😝 😝😝😂😂