The Biggest Mystery of Maths

The Biggest Mystery of Maths

1000s of years passed,
Millions of theorems derived,
Thousands of formulas made,

But still.....


X is unknown!!


but


XXX is well known!

How A Girls Mind Works

How A Boys Mind Works

Pyar Karne Ki Apni Ek Reet Hai

Pyar Karne Ki Apni Ek Reet Hai..
Pyar Ka Dusara Naam Hi To Preet Hai..
Isiliye Try Maro Har Ladki Par,
Kyoki DARR Ke Aage JEET Hai

Kisi ka Hath Thamo To Chhodna Nhi
Vaada Kisi Se Kro To Todna Nhi
Koi Bhale Hi Tode Dil Tumhara
Agar Tum Ho Sachche To Uska Sath Chodhna Nhi

If u do not like any RULE

If u do not like any RULE, just follow it,
reach to the TOP and change the RULE.
Thats called AtTiTuDe
Do ur Best & Leave the Rest

Logic & Legal

Student: "What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?"

Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an "A", as agreed.

Later on the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question.

He immediately answers: "Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 25 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. The fact that you have given your wife's lover an "A", although he really should have failed, is neither legal, nor logical."

What is recession

What is recession?

This Story is about a man who once upon a time was selling Hotdogs by the roadside.

He was illiterate, so he never read newspapers.

He was hard of hearing, so he never listened to the radio.

His eyes were weak, so he never watched television.

But enthusiastically, he sold lots of hotdogs.

He was smart enough to offer some attractive schemes to increase his sales.

His sales and profit went up.

He ordered more a more raw material and buns and use to sale more.

He recruited few more supporting staff to serve more customers.

He started offering home deliveries. Eventually he got himself a bigger and better stove.

As his business was growing, the son, who had recently graduated from College, joined his father.

Then something strange happened.

The son asked, "Dad, aren´t you aware of the great recession that is coming our way?"

The father replied, "No, but tell me about it." The son said, "The international situation is terrible.

The domestic situation is even worse. We should be prepared for the coming bad times."

The man thought that since his son had been to college, read the papers, listened to the radio and watched TV.

He ought to know and his advice should not be taken lightly.

So the next day onwards, the father cut down the his raw material order and buns, took down the colourful signboard, removed all the special schemes he was offering to the customers and was no longer as enthusiastic.

He reduced his staff strength by giving layoffs.

Very soon, fewer and fewer people bothered to stop at his hotdog stand.

And his sales started coming down rapidly, same is the profit.

The father said to his son, "Son, you were right".

"We are in the middle of a recession and crisis. I am glad you warned me ahead of time."

MORAL OF THE STORY: It´s all in your MIND! And we actually FUEL this recession much more than it is.

Time To Study

Time to Study

Hi Friends,

It Is No Fault Of Student Becoz A Year Has Only 365 Days.

Days In A Year = 365

Sundays = 52 Days
Sundays Are Meant For Rest

Days Left = 313 Days

Summer Vacations = 60 Days
Weather Is Very Hot, and its a Vacation

Days Left = 253 Days

8 Hours Of Daily Sleep = 122 Days
Sleep Is Necessary

Days Left = 131

1 Hour Daily For Play = 15 Days
Its Good For Health

Days Left = 116 Days

2 Hours Daily For Food = 30 Days
Chew The Food Properly Don't Care For Time

Days Left = 86 Days

Examination Days In A Year = 30 Days
Giving Exams Is Necessary

Days Left = 56 Days

Winter Vacations = 25 Days

Weather Is Cold Its Difficult To Study

Days Left = 31 Days

Other Holidays = 20 Days

These Holidays Are To Enjoy

Days Left = 11 Days

Illness At least Once A Year = 8 Days
Becoz Of Illness Study Is Difficult

Days Left = 3 Days

Result Days = 3 Days
Going And Taking Result Is Necessary

Days Left =0 Days

So Tell Me Where Is The Time To Study?

Husband Wife

After slapping wife, husband says "A person only beats whom he actually loves."

The Angry wife slaps him twice and says-Do you think I love you lesser?

Striking

Desi Boy: "Mere 4 Bhai & 6 Behne Hain, Aap K Kitne Hain?

American Boy:
"Mere Bhai, Behen Nahi,
Par Pehli Mom Se 4 Papa Aur Pehle Papa Se 6 Mom Hain"

Santa & Banta

Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye


Santa: Today is Sunday I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets
Jeeto: Why 3?
Santa: For you and your parents


Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko

kyon ghoorte ho?
Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay
9am-11am


Sadhu: Bachcha teri biwi ko chuddail chipak gayee hai. Upaaye karvaao.
Banta: Upayaye? Baba, agar do behenein gale mil rahi hain to is mein harz hi kya hai?


Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis ke liye?
Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye.

Key Ideas Of Working

69. Back Off When You Don’t Know What to Do.
Don’t force the issue. If you don’t have a ready solution to

a problem, back off and extend less effort. This way, you

will not obstruct your wisdom and more ideas will come.

70. Admit that It’s Your Choice.
Remember that your career and the problems that come with

it are your choice.You are in charge of your own life.

71. Before Becoming Defensive, Take Note of What Is Being Said.
Before reacting defensively to something someone has said,

breathe, relax and genuinely listen. It might not be the

personal attack you are seeing it to be.

72. Complete As Many Tasks as Possible.
Never turn in unfinished work. Make sure that all your projects

are 100% completed. It is best to finish a project before moving

in to another.

73. Spend Ten Minutes a Day Doing Absolutely Nothing.
By spending a few minutes doing nothing every day, you are

regaining your perspective and allowing your wisdom and

common sense to thrive.

74. Learn to Delegate.
Focus on the tasks that you are most qualified to do and

delegate the rest.

75. Strengthen Your Presence.
Be charismatic and magnanimous. This way, people will be

drawn to your energy. Stop your mind from wandering and

choose to really be with the people you are with.

76. Learn to Say No without Guilt.
Give yourself the freedom to say no.

77. Take Your Next Vacation at Home.
Sometimes, the most relaxing, rejuvenating and energizing

vacations are the ones spent at home.

78. Don’t Let Negative Coworkers Get You Down.
Learn how to deal with negativity. If you don’t, you will end up

discouraged, frustrated and depressed yourself.

79. Make the Best of a “Noncreative” Position.
Make the best of the job you have now. Approach your job in

a positive manner and you will find that you will enjoy it more.

Santa Singh got his promotion

Santa Singh got his promotion and become an officer in

Punjab Government. To keep up with his status, he decided

to speak only in English to all his subordinates.

One morning, his peon peeped through the door to see if his

boss was busy. Santa Singh noticed him and shouted, '

Why are you outstanding! Please income.'

Thought Of The Day

“If you’re bored with life — or you don’t get up

every morning with a burning desire to do

things — you don’t have enough goals.”

Key Ideas Of Working

58. Don’t Be Too Quick to Comment.
Think before you speak. Refrain from giving unnecessary and

counterproductive comments.

59. Let Go of “Personality Clashes.”
Learn to accept that most of the time, you won’t be able to

choose the people you work with. You must respect other

people’s differences and not allow other people’s personalities

to affect you negatively.

60. Don’t Get Stressed by the Predictable.
Learn to deal with predictable stressful situations. Make

allowances for the inevitable and you will eliminate a lot

of stress.

61. Stop Procrastinating.
Don’t put off things until the last minute. Start tasks a little

earlier.

62. Confront Gently.
Sooner or later, you will have to confront someone. Do so

in a gentle and yet firm way. Assume that you will be able to

work things out.

63. Remember the Three R’s.
Be responsive, receptive, and reasonable.

64. Get Out of the Grumble Mode.
Get a sense of humor. Once again, you shouldn’t take things

too seriously.

65. Get It Over With.
Don’t save the worst for last. Don’t postpone or procrastinate

the inevitable, no matter how unsavory it might be.

66. Don’t live in an Imagined Future.
Refrain from dwelling on how much better your life would be in

the future. Also, do not worry about how terrible it is going to

be for you a few days from now.
You are giving up the present for events and situations that

might not even happen.

67. Make Someone Else Feel Good.
Remember the old adage: “If you want to feel good about yourself,

make someone else feel good.”

68. Compete from the Heart.
Competition is not a bad thing. You should compete hard and

yet be able to enjoy yourself and give back to society. Compete

because you love what you
do.

WHAT IS MARRIAGE

1. Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence (a life sentence).

2. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.

3. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her masters.

4. Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffeRING.

5. Married life is full of excitement and frustration: In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.In the third year, they both speak and the NEIGHBOUR listens.

6. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.You order what you want, and when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that instead.

7. There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.

8. A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.

9. Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.

10. Son: Is it true Dad? I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her. Father: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!

11. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

12. They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense.

13. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a 10-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

14. There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through HELL.

16. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

17. Eighty percent of married men cheat in America, the rest cheat in Europe.

18. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin. They just can't face each other, but they still stay together.

19. Marriage is man and a woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

20. Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After the marriage the "Y" becomes silent.

21. I married Miss right; I just didn't know her first name was Always.

22. It's not true that married men live longer than single men, it only seems longer.

23. Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

24. A man was complaining to a friend: I HAD IT ALL-MONEY, A BEAUTIFUL HOUSE, THE LOVE OF A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, THEN POW! IT WAS ALL GONE. WHAT HAPPENED, asked his friend. He says MY WIFE FOUND OUT.

25. WIFE: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. HUSBAND: OK, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway lighs on.

26. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another: AREN'T YOU WEARING YOUR RING ON THE WRONG FINGER? The other replied, YES, I, AM. I MARRIED THE WRONG MAN.

27. Man is incomplete until he gets married, then he is finished.

28. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

29. A man inserted an ad in the paper - WIFE WANTED. The next day he received a hundred of letters and they all said the same thing - YOU CAN HAVE MINE.

30. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing - either the car is new or the wife is.

Thought Of The Day

“Many of life’s failures are people who did not

realize how close they were to success when

they gave up.”

Key Ideas Of Working

48. Avoid Comments that Are Likely to Lead to Gossip or Unwanted
Chatter.
Refrain from using comments that can lead to unnecessary casual
conversations. You are wasting your time and energy.

49. See Beyond the Roles.
Remember that there is a real person behind every role. Learn to

view people as human beings first and not mere workers. You will

treat other people better and in the same way, other people will

treat you better as well.

50. Avoid the Tendency to Put a Cost on Personal Things.

Don’t calculate too much. When you put a price tag on everything

you do, you will find it hard to do things you enjoy.

51. When You Solicit Advice, Consider Taking It.
When seeking counsel, do not dismiss the advice you are given.

Listen carefully and if it’s good advice, and consider taking it.

52. Take Advantage of Your Commute.
If you spend a lot of time commuting, make sure you spend the

time wisely.Read a book or listen to audio tapes.

53. Let Go of Battles that Cannot Be Won.
Fighting battles that can not be won will only give you stress,

waste your time, and expend your energy. Learn to differentiate

between the battles worth fighting for and the ones that you

should let go.

54. Think of Stress and Frustration as Distractions to Your Success.
You do not need stress to be successful. On the contrary, stress is

an obstacle that can inhibit your ability to stay focused and to

think clearly. Rather, remind yourself that stressful feelings will

not help you.

55. Accept the Fact that There’s Almost Always Going to Be

Someone Mad at You.
You can’t please everyone. Accept this fact of life and you will

find peace.

56. Don’t Let Your Own Thoughts Stress You Out.
Don’t allow your thoughts to overcome you and make you lose

sense of reality. It is best not to take some of your thoughts too

seriously.

57. Make Allowances for Incompetence.
Face it. Some people are incompetent. Don’t take it personally and

don’t allow this fact to get you down. Don’t allow yourself to lose

your cool.

Key Ideas Of Working

39. Get Really Comfortable Using Voice Mail.
Voice mails are an effective way to give your uninterrupted

point of view. Use them to your advantage.

40. Stop Wishing You Were Somewhere Else.
Don’t wish your life away. Accept your reality and make the

most out of it. It is better to focus on what you are doing right

now than on what you’d rather be doing. You will enjoy your

life and work more.

41. Ask Yourself the Question, “Am I Making the Absolute Best

of This Moment?”
Don’t remind yourself how stressed or how busy you are. Instead,

ask yourself if you are making the best of the moment. You will

become more effective and productive.

42. Stop Scrambling.
When you move too quickly and force yourself to do three or more

things at once, you waste your energy and make more mistakes.

Try to work at a slowerpace.

43. Become Aware of Your Wisdom.
Wisdom is as important as analytical thinking at work. Wisdom

gives youcreativity, ideas, perspective, common sense, and

direction. It will also give youa less stressful and easier life.

44. Realize the Power of Rapport.
Rapport is critical to success. It helps you build good relationships

and makesyou a better person. By learning how to establish

rapport, you are growing professionally and spiritually.

45. Recover Quickly.
Someday, you will make mistakes. What is more important is

recovering from the mistakes you made.

46. Encourage Company Stress-Busters.
Suggest changes that can help reduce or eliminate stress in

the workplace.
Suggestions like company work-out rooms and other employee

perks can help build a less stressful and worry-free working

environment.

47. Give Up Your Fear of Speaking to Groups.
Public speaking is vital to your success. The best way to get over

this fear is toput yourself in as many situations as possible to

speak publicly.

Key Ideas Of Working

29. Be Careful What You Ask For.
Believe it or not, your life might actually be good

enough as it is. Think over the things you are wishing

for. They might actually happen and cause you even

more frustration and grief.

30. Absorb the Speed Bumps of Your Day.
When problems pop up, consider there as mere speed

bumps that should only slow you down temporarily.

Get through the situation and go on your way.

31. Have a Favorite Business Charity.

Try to give a percentage of your profit to charity. Not

only will you feel more satisfaction and be able to

make use of tax deductions, it can give you added
incentive to do better. Remember, it is always good to

help those in need.

32. Never, Ever Backstab.

When you backstab, not only does it make you look bad,

it adds stress and anxiety to your life. Earn the respect

and trust of other people by not speaking badly about others.

33. Accept the Fact That, Every Once in a While, You’re

Going to Have a Really Bad Day.
It is best to just accept the fact that there are days when

everything will go wrong.
Try to look for the silver lining in every bad situation.

34. Recognize Patterns of Behavior.
Negative patterns often repeat themselves. By looking for

patterns of behavior, you will be able to detect problems and

nip them at the bud.

35. Lower Your Expectations.
Setting unrealistic and overly demanding expectations

can cause frustration and stress. By slightly lowering your

expectations, you can make things easier for you.

36. Pat Yourself on the Back.
It is not enough that you show appreciation towards other people.

You should also give yourself praise and encouragement.

37. Become Less Self-Absorbed.
Don’t take yourself too seriously. Self-absorbed people are

rude, demanding, selfish and arrogant.

38. Don’t Be Trapped by Golden Handcuffs.
Don’t choose to live very close to the edge of your current means.

You are trapping yourself into keeping a job you might

hate merely because you need the income.

Thought Of The Day

“The universe is full of magical

things patiently waiting for our

wits to grow sharper.”

Thought Of The Day

“He who stops being better stops being good.”

Key Ideas Of Working

19. Take Your Breaks.
Failure to take regular breaks makes you less productive over

time. Take a few minutes to clear your head and to get some air.

20. Don’t Take the 20/80 Rule Personally.
The 20/80 rule states that only 20% of the people do 80% of the

work in any workplace. If you are part of that 20%, don’t take it

personally if others are not doing their jobs. Remember that

people define productivity in different ways.

21. Make a List of Your Personal Priorities.
Write a list of the personal things that are important to you.

After a few weeks, go back to your list and check if you were

able to accomplish your personal priorities.

22. Use Effective Listening as a Stress-Reducing Tool.
A good listener is respected and sought after. Furthermore,

effective listeningsaves you lots of time and eliminates mistakes.

23. Make Friends with Your Receptionist.
The receptionist in your workplace is a key partner. Be

respectful. Show your receptionist kindness, patience, and

courtesy.

24. Remember the Motto, “You Catch More Flies with Honey.”
Always be nice. People respond better to kindness than threats.

25. Avoid the Phrase, “I Have to Go to Work.”
Although the phrase above may indeed be true, it is self-

destructive. Try to come up with a more positive message to start

your day.

26. Be Aware of the Potentially Stressful Effects of Your Promises.
Limit the promises you make, especially when they are

unnecessaryor unimportant.

27. Examine Your Rituals and Habits (and Be Willing to Change

Some of Them).

Some of your habits can cause you a great deal of stress.

Procrastinating, overeating, not exercising, and excessive

drinking are just a few of the habits you should consider changing.

28. Stay Focused in the Now.
Keep your attention focused on the present. Worrying about the

future will only cause you unneeded stress and hinder your

productivity.

Iron strong health

Without iron, there would be no hemoglobin in the blood.
Hemoglobin gives red corpuscles their color. And it is the
hemoglobin that carries oxygen to all parts of the body.
If you lack iron, an insufficient supply of oxygen in your
hemoglobin will produce sensations of fatigue, headaches and
shortness of breath.

Men don’t have to worry too much: most men have a reserve of
iron stored in their body that could last 3 years !
But women, because of the menstrual cycle, need twice as much
iron as men.

And the amount is even higher for pregnant women. Vitamin C
doubles the amount of iron the body absorbs: so it is a good idea

toadd a glass of tomato or orange or grapefruit juice to ever meal.
On the other hand, tea reduces the amount of iron absorbed by
50% and coffee by about 39%.

Dil ki Baat Chupana Aata Nahi

Dil ki Baat Chupana Aata Nahi,
Kisi ka Dil Dukhaana Aata Nahi,
Aap Sochte Hain Hum Bhool Gaye Aapko,
Par Itne Acche dost ko Bhulaana humko Aata nahi.


Kisi ki dhadkan k piche koi baat hoti hai,
Har dard k piche kisi ki yaad hoti hai,
Aapko pata ho na ho,
Aapki har khushi k piche khuda se meri fariyaad hoti hai


Jaan se bhi zyaada jisko pyaar kiya,
Usne hi mere dil par vaar kiya.
Ab sambhalne ki himmat nahi mujhme,
Jab dil ne hi dhadakne se inkaar kiya!


Kisiki yaadon ne paagal bana rakha hai,
Kahi mar na jaoon kafan sila rakha hai,
Jalane se pehle dil nikal lena,
Kahi wo na jal jaaye jisko dil me basa rakha hai.


Humari to dua hai koi gila nahi,
Vo gulaab jo aaj tak khila nahi,
Khuda kare zindagi me aapko wo sab kuch mile,
Jo duniya me aaj tak kisiko mila nahi.


Itna aetbaar to apni dhadkano par na kiya,
Jitna aapki Dosti par karte hai,
Itna intezaar to apni saanso ka na kiya,
Jitna aapke message ka karte hai.


Kasoor tho tha in nigaahon ka...
Jo chupke se deedaar kar baithi...
Humne tho khaamosh rehne ki thaani thi...
Par bewafa zubaan izhaar kar baithi!!!


Nazar mila ke humse nazar chura mat lena,
Dost bana ke humko dushman bana mat dena,
Mana ke hum duur hai aapse,
Isi baat ko bahana banakar humko bhula mat dena.


Duniya me aisa phool nahi jisme khushboo na ho,
Aisa sitaara nahi jisme roshni na ho,
Hamari zindagi me aisa ek pal nahi,
Jisme aapki yaad na ho.


Meri bhaavnao se jude hue hai aapke taar,
Aapse milne ko hum hai kitne bekarar,
Aankhon me neend hai na dil ko karaar,
Jaldi se bhejo mujhe apna samaachar.


Dil ki naazuk dhadkano ko,
Meri jaan tumne dhadakna sikha diya,
Jab se mila hai mujhe tera pyaar,
Gham ne bhi muskurana sikha diya.


Dard kaafi hai bekhudi ke liye,
Maut zaroori hai zindagi ke liye,
Kaun marta hai kiske liye,
Hum to jeete hain sirf aap jaise dost ko paane ke liye.

Thought Of The Day

“You can have anything you want–if you want it
badly enough. You can be anything you want to
be, do anything you set out to accomplish if you
hold to that desire with singleness of purpose.”

Prevent high blood pressure

Research has shown that people whose diet is rich in potassium
(vegetarians for example) are less likely than others to develop
high blood pressure.

Calcium is also beneficial. Fortunately, potassium and calcium
are abundantly present in a large variety of foods.
Fruits, vegetables, beans, fish, fowl and lean meats are full of
potassium.

Calcium is a little more restricted. Foods rich in calcium usually
also contain large amounts of sodium and fat, which can increase
blood pressure.

However, moderate amounts of milk are recommended, as well
as yogurt, almonds, bananas, grapes, broccoli, potatoes, beans,
tofu and sardines.

Aaj kuch kami hai tere bagair

Aaj kuch kami hai tere bagair,
Na rang hai na roshni hai tere bagair,
Waqt apni raftaar se chal raha hai,
Bas dhadkan thami hai tere bagair.

Chehre ki muskaan ban jaata hai koi,
Dil ki dhadkan ban jaata hai koi,
Phir kaise jiyenge zindagi unke bin,
Jab zindagi jeene ki vajah ban jaata hai koi.

Badalna aata nahi humko mausam ki tarah,
har roop me unka intzar karte hai,
na samet sakenge jise qayamat tak,
kasam khuda ki unhe itna pyar karte hai.

Dil k kareeb aa k vo jab duur ho gaye,
Saare haseen khwaab chur-chur ho gaye,
Humne wafa nibhaayi to badnamiyaan mili,
Aur jo log bewafa the vo mashhoor ho gaye

Aankho ke samne hardam aapko paya hai,
Dil me bhi aapko basaya hai,
Aap ke bin hum jiyenge kaise,
Bhala jaan bina koi jee paya hai.

Bhool jaane ka hosla na hoga,
Duur reh kar bhi dil aap se judaa na hoga,
Aap se milkar kisi aur se kya mile,
Koi aap ke jaisa dusra na hoga!

Humein roz aati hain hichkiyaan,
Shaayad kuch log humara khayaal karte hai,
Khuda rakhe salaamat unhe,
Jo apna kaam chod humein yaad karte hain.

Khubiyaan itni to nahi hum me,
Ki tumhe har pal yaad aayenge,
Par itna aeitbaar hai hume khud pe,
Ki aap kabhi hume bhool bhi na paayenge

Humne maanga tha saath unka,
Vo judaai ka gham de gaye,
Hum yaadon ke sahaare jee lete,
Vo bhool jaane ki kasam de gaye.

Aapki yaad me peena shuru kiya,
itna piya itna piya ki pita hi raha aur pita gaya,
Kya karein...Bada Thums Up hai--
Saala khatam hi nahi hota

Jaam tutne ka bahaana na kar,
Hum to teri aankhon se pee lenge,
Tu mat aa lekin aane ka vaada to kar,
Hum tere intezaar me hi jee lenge.

Ajnabi hote hue bhi dosti ka rishta nibhaate hai aap,
Na jaane kyun dil ko itna lubhaate hai aap,
Ye kaisa karishma hai aapka,
Jo humko itna yaad aate hain aap.

Key Ideas Of Working

8. Stop Anticipating Tiredness.
Don’t anticipate how tired you are going to be tomorrow or at
the end of the week. Instead, just try to take advantage of any
chance you get to rest or sleep.

9. Don’t Sweat the Bureaucracy.
The best way to deal with bureaucracy is to maximize your
efficiency the best way you can. You can also make suggestions
on ways to improve the system.

10. Remember the Phrase, “Being Dead Is Bad for Business.”
Take care of your personal health. Eat well, exercise, get plenty
or rest and take up other healthy habits.

11. Make the Best of Corporate Travel.
When traveling, be creative on how you spend your time - even
when on the plane. Make the best out of it.

12. Light a Candle Instead of Cursing the Darkness.
When something goes wrong, take positive steps to solve the
problem. Instead of complaining about the situation, try coming
up with a solution.

13. Join My New Club, “TGIT”
“TGIT” stands for “Thank God It’s Today.” Instead of looking
forward to your weekends, learn to appreciate each day of the
week. This way, you will be happy everyday.

14. Don’t Sweat the Demanding Boss.
When dealing with a demanding boss, try to focus on his or her
positive aspects. Don’t take the behavior personally.

15. Remember to Acknowledge.
Everyone loves to be acknowledged so always find the time to
acknowledge others. A simple note or the act of saying ‘thank
you’ can do wonders.

16. Don’t Keep People Waiting.
Respect other people’s time. Plan ahead and make sure you are
on time all the time.

17. Create a Bridge Between Your Spirituality and Your Work.
Bring the essence of who you are and what you believe into the
workplace.

18. Brighten Up Your Working Environment.
Make sure that your working environment is not bland, boring,
or dark. Take the time and spend a little money on making your
workplace less depressing.

Key Ideas Of Working

1. Dare to Be Happy.
Allow yourself the luxury of being happy at work. Happy workers
are creative, good listeners, and highly motivated.

2. Become Less Controlling.
Give people the space to be who they really are and respect
other people’s differences. By not being controlling, you will
receive more admiration and respect.

3. Eliminate the Rat Race Mentality.
Stop complaining that you are stuck in the rat race. Instead,
look into how you are spending your days in a more positive
manner.

4. Don’t Dramatize the Deadlines.
Remember, it causes more stress to complain about how unfair
a certain deadline is than to actually work on a task.

5. Have Some “No Phone” Time at Work.
Excessive phone calls can cause a lot of stress and anxiety. It
might be a good idea to turn off your ringer or have your voice
mail answer your calls for a specific period of time.

6. Avoid Corporate Bragging.
Stop yourself from telling others how busy you are and how
much work you do. You are, in fact, reinforcing to yourself how
stressed out you are.

7. Make the Best of Those Boring Meetings.
To make meetings more interesting and productive, you should
totally immerse yourself in the discussion. It is also a good idea
to tell yourself that you’re going to learn something new.

Protect yourself against cancer

Radical liberals are not a political group, but a kind of very
active molecule that is suspected of being one of the causes of
cancer.

How can you protect yourself? Diet plays an important role here,
especially in the absorption of anti-oxidants. The strongest
anti-oxidizing agent is Vitamin E, which is found in wheat germ
oil and sunflower seeds.

Next comes Vitamin C (oranges, grapefruits, lemons, red peppers
etc.).

Beta carotene also absorbs large amounts of radical liberals.
This substance seems to act as a protecting agent against most
types of cancer.

Where do you find it? In red vegetables (like tomatoes), orange
ones (carrots), yellow (squash), and dark green (broccoli). All
these are rich in beta carotene. So make them a regular part of
your menu!

Good Night SMS

NAMASKAR!!!
Ye hamari madhya ratri seva hai
Isme hum aadhi raat k baad
Logon ki need kharab karte hain
Dhanyawad ab aap so jayen

Deepak mein agar noor na hota,
Tanha dil yeh majbhoor na hota,
Hum apko good night kahne aate,
Agar apka ghar itna door na hota.
Good night & have sweet dream…!

Thakanpur se fresh nagar
Janewali nindiya express,
Bedform pe khadi hai,
Yatri kripaya apne hasin sapano,
Ko sath leke sawar ho jaye.
Gud night & sweet dreams.

So jao, So jao bina sms kiye hi so jao,
sapne me BHOOT aayenge aur aapko yaad dilayenge,
Ki aapne aaj pure din muje yaad nahi kiya. Koi baat nahi…
“BHOOT NIGHT”

Sote hue ko jagayenge hum,
Aap ki ninde churayenge hum,
Har waqt SmS kar satayenge hum,
Aap ko aayega ghussa lekin us Ghusse me hi yaad
to aayege hum.Gud Night!

Dosti agar buri ho, to use hone mat do,
Ho gayi to use khone mat do,
Aur agar dost ho sabse pyara to use sone mat do,
Jagte raho…

Deepak agar noor na hota,
Tanha dil majboor na hota,
Hum aapko “good night” kahne
Khud aate agar aapka ashiyana itna dur na hota.
Have a lovely night.

Tanha jab dil hoga, aapko aawaz diya karenge.
Raat me sitaronse aapka jikr kiya karenge.
Aap aaye ya na aaye hamari khwabonme,
Ham bas aapka intezaar kiya karenge.
Khwab dekhne ke liye ab so jayenge. Goodnite

Aakash ke taro me khoya hai jaha sara,
Lagta he pyara ek ek tara,
Un taro me sabse pyara hai ek sitara,
Jo is wakt pad raha hai sms hamara…
Gud nite !

Chamkte chand ko neend ane lagi,
Apki kushi se duniya jagmagane lagi,
Dekh ke apko har kali gungunane lagi,
Ab to fekhte-fekhte muje be neend ane lagi.
“Gud Nite”

Chalte hue tufan ko rokna mushkil hai

Chalte hue tufan ko rokna mushkil hai,
Tute hue shishe ko jodna mushkil hai,
Dil aapko kitna yaad karta hai,
Yeh ek SMS par likhna mushkil hai.


Bichdte hue yaad de jayenge,
khud sone se pehle tumko ek khwab de jayenge,
tumhe gila hai ki hum baat nahi karte,
sanso ke rukne se pehle har jawab de jayenge


Tum hasti ho mujhe hasane ke liye
Tum roti ho mujhe rulane ke liye
Tum ek bar rooth kar to dekho
Mar jaoun ga tumhein manane ke liye


Zindgi se hamne kabhi kucch chaha hi nahin
Chaha jise bhi kabhi paya hi nahin
Jise paya use kucch yun kho diya
Jaise zindgi me kabhi koi aaya hi nahin


Dhundo tum jitna,par hum jaisa paoge nahin.
Bichadne k baad bhi bhula paoge nahi.
Maana ki hum mein kuch kami sahi,
par KHUDA ne hum jaisa kisiko banaya bhi nhi


Jalate hai hum apne dil ko diye ki tarah
Teri Zindagi main khushiyon ki roshni lane ke liye
Seh jate hai har chubhan ko apne pairon tale
Teri Rahon main phool bhichane ke liye


Badi umid thi unko apna banane ki
Tamnna thi unke ho janeki
Kya pata jiske hum hona chahte the
Unhe Aadat hi nahi thi kisi ko apna banane ki


Na dil raha zakhm uthane ke kabil
Na hum rahe dil lagane ke kabil
Teri yaadon ne diye zakhm aise
Na hame chhoda muskurane ke kabil....


Aye baarish zara tham ke baras,
Mera yaar aajaye to jum ke baras,
Pehle na baras ke vo aa na sake,
Phir itna baras ke vo jaa na sake.


Apne pyar ko chupana chaha par chupana sake,
diwane dil pe kabu hum pa na sake,
aaj itne karib se gujar gaye wo,
phir bhi unka hath tham na sake..


Itni dosti naa karo ki bigad jaye hum.
thoda danta bhi karo ki sudhar jaye hum.
ho jaye gar humse koi khata to ho jana khafa,
magar itna bhi nahi k mar hi jaye hum


Zindigi bahut kuch sikhati hai,
kabhi hasati hai kabhi rulati hain,
apne se jyada kisi per bharosa mat karna dost,
andhere mein to parchayi bhi saath chod jaati hai...

Good Night SMS

Jahan dosti vahan pyar,
Jahan pyar vahan ishq,
Jahan ishq vahan judai,
Jahan judai vahan dard,
Jahan dard vahan jandu balm,
Jandu balm lagao aur chup kar ke so jao
Good Night


Hum na hote to aap kho gaye hote,
Apni zindgi se ruswa ho gaye hote!
Yeh to aapko GOOD NIGHT kehne,
K liye jaag rahe hai,
Varna hum to kab k so gye hote!!!


Apun ek sher bolega,
Choro Taraf Chand fenkrela hai light,
Boleto ho gayeli hai night,
Band karne ka tube light,
Aur soneka tight,
Boleto, Bye Good Night..


Wo so jata hy aksar hume yad kiye bagair
Humen neend nahi ati unse bat kiye bgair
Kasur unka nahi kasur to hamara hy
Unhe chaha b to unki ijazat liye bagair


Close ur eyes & imagine:
Chand ka bed,
Taron ki razai
aur phoolon ka takiya!!!
Nice na??
Now come back to earth & sleep on ur KHATIA


Aakash k taron main khoya hai jahan sara,
Lagta hai pyara ek ek tara,
Un taron main sabse pyara hai aik sitara,
Jo is waqt paraha hai sms hamara
****Good Night******


Muskurahaton Se Bhari ho Zindagi
Chahaton Se Bhara Ho har Pal
Daman Bhi Chota Lagny Lagey
Itni Khushyan De ApKo Har Aane Wala Kal
G ‘o_o’ d Night (:


Chandni Raat Me Madhosh Hone Se Pehle
Khuabon Ki Dunya Main Khone Se Pehle
Maine Socha Apko Yaad Dila Don
Kalma Parh Lena Sone Se Pehle…
GOodNite:)


Bindas sone ka,
Rapchik sapne dekhne ka,
Bhoot ko nahi dekhne ka,
Boleto….. Aina nahi dekhne ka,
Aur blanket odh ke fultus so jane ka,
Boleto Good Night.

Waqt Guzra Zakham Bharte Gaye

Waqt Guzra Zakham Bharte Gaye,
Tume Bhulane Ki Kosish Hum Karte Gaye,
Itna Aasan Na tha Tume Bhool Pana,
Par Zindagi se Samjhota Karte Gaye.

kisi khusnasib ki takdir ho aap,
khwabon ki sachi tasvir ho aap,
aur kya kahe aapaki shaan me,
mere hathon me DOSTI ki lakeer ho aap...!!!

Tere Bina hum jeena bhool jaate hain…
Zakhmon ko seena bhool jate hain..
Tu zindagi main sabse azeez hai hamain..
Tujhse har bar yeh kehna bhool jaate hain.

Dil me aapki har baat Rahegi..
Jagah chhoti he magar Aabaad rahegi
Chahe hum bhulaye zamane Ko..
Aapki ye pyari si dosti Hamesha yaad raheg....

Waade bhi dost ne kya khub nibhaye,
Zakham muft mein aur dard tohfe me bhijwaye,
Is se badhkar wafa ki misaal kya hogi,
Maut se pehle hi dost kafan le aye

Aap se khafa hokar hum jayenge kahan,
Aap sa sathi hum payenge kahan.
Dil ko to kaise bhi samjha lenge hum,
Lekin ANKHON KE AANSU chupayege kahan

Ek Lamhe Me Unhone Zindagi Sawar Di,
Doosre Lamhe Me Unhone Zindagi Ujad Di,
Kusoor Unka Nahi Hamara Hai,
Un Do Lamho Mein Hamne Zindagi Guzar Di

Kehte hain har baat kisi ko kahi nahi jati,
apno ko bhi batai nahi jati,
per dost to dil ka AAINA hota he,
or AAINE se surat chhupai nahi jati

Mujse Na Puch Q Ankhe Jhuka Li Mene
Teri Tasvir Tujhse Q chupa Li Mene
Jis pe LikhaTha Tu meri Taqdir Menhi
ApneHatho K WoLakir Mita Li Mene

Hum yaad rahe to theek warna bhula dena,
Huyi ho koi khata humse to saza dena,
Waise to hum hai Khaali kaagaz ki tarah,
Likha jaye to theek warna jala dena

Aankho ke samne hardam aapko paya hai,
Dil me bhi aapko basaya hai,
Aap ke bin hum jiyenge kaise,
Bhala jaan bina koi jee paya hai.

Bhool jaane ka hosla na hoga,
Duur rehkar bhi tu judaa na hoga,
Tujhse milke kisi aur se kya mile aye dost,
Koi tera jaisa doosra na hoga.

Use heat to cure

Everyone has heard about how good a sauna feels, and of the
relaxing effect of a steam bath which bathes you in hot vapor.
But there are other heat treatments which are equally beneficial.
Heat relaxes the muscles and ligaments. When applied locally, for
example, with hot towels, it can ease muscle spasms. It can also
reduce arthritic pain. Heat dilates the blood vessels, which in

turn activates circulation.

Applied to a wound, it can prevent infection by helping white
blood corpuscles and fresh oxygen surround the area more quickly.

Reducing your cholesterol

To reduce cholesterol:
First cut down on saturated fats. To do this:

Eat lean meat. Select lean cuts and ask your butcher to cut off
the fat.

Drink skim milk instead of whole milk.
Do the same for all dairy products. Note that vegetarians have a
much lower cholesterol level (almost twice as low as average)
which is perfectly understandable, since cholesterol is only found
in products derived from animals.

Alcohol - in moderation. Not more than two glasses a day.
However, it does appear that drinking a moderate amount of
alcohol raises the number of HDL lipids (the good ones!), which
break down cholesterol. (Moderation = two 4 oz. glasses of wine or
two 12 oz. beers.)

Do regular exercise, for example walking.

Take Vitamin E. It reduces the risk of coronary disease.

Calcium brewer’s yeast, Vitamin C and Vitamin B-6 also
combat the accumulation of cholesterol. And don’t forget lecithin,
which helps fight excess cholesterol, arteriosclerosis, hypertension and angina (as well as psoriasis, anxiety and diabetes - and reduces the likelihood of contracting cancer).Losing weight is a good way to raise your HDL level.

Use poly-unsaturated, non-hydrogenated, cold pressed oil: cornoil, sunflower seed oil, soy, flax etc. A mono- unsaturated oil like olive oil can even raise your HDL level.

Daily consumption of fish would be ideal for preventing cardio-vascular problems, as demonstrated conclusively in a number of studies on fish-eating populations (Eskimos for example). Ideally, you would eat fish twice a day. And as strange as this sounds, you should select the fattest kinds: mackerel, sardines, herring, salmon etc.As for the oil in the fish, it is used to treat arterial disorders. Its effects can be felt in about six weeks. Fish oil contains two poly-unsaturated fatty acids which are very beneficial for the arteries.

How to put an end to heartburn

Heartburn usually results from excess acidity in the stomach,

or from improper functioning of your digestive system.
At the point where the esophagus and stomach join, a special
muscle opens and closes the esophagus. When we swallow food

muscle relaxes to let the food pass into the stomach after

which it closes again.

But it can happen that the muscle malfunctions. The contents of
the stomach then rise back up the esophagus, irritating the area.

And this results in the infamous feeling of heartburn.

How to stop it? Avoid acidic foods (lemons, etc.), alcohol, fat
or fried food, food that is overcooked, coffee, juice, tomato base
products and chocolate. But don’t deprive yourself too much.

Rather, observe which foods bring on heartburn and avoid them.

Also, don’t go to sleep right after eating (you should eat supper

around 7 o’clock) and don’t smoke, especially after meals.

Surat Uski Khyalo Se Jati Kyu Nai

Surat Uski Khyalo Se Jati Kyu Nai
Nind H Aankhon Me Magar Aati Kyun Nai
Wo Sath The Tho Mot Ka Khauf Tha
Ab Tanha He Tho Maut Aati Kyu Nai

Zindagi Ki Dua Na Kar Zalim,
Zindagi Kise Raas Aayi Hai,
Tum Kanto Ki Baat Karte Ho,
Humne To FULO Se Chot Khayi Hai.

Bina Dil k Pyaar nahi Milta,
Bina Sachchaayi k kisiko Bharosa nahi Milta,
Kuch to Achchaayi Hum Me zaroor hogi,
Varna Aap jaisa dost hume kabhi nahi Milta.

Dil Ki Basti Bikhar Gayi Hoti
Ke Rooh Ke Zakhm Bhar Gaye Hote
Yeh Zindagi To Aap Ki Amaanat Hai Warna
Hum To Kab Ke Mar Gaye Hote

nigahe aapki pehchan hai hamari..
muskurahat aapki shaan hai hamari..
kerna hifazat tum apni...
kyunki saanse aapki jaan hai hamari.....

Kaanch ka tohfa na dena kabhi
Ruth k log tod diya karte hai
Jo bahut ache ho unse pyar na karna
Aksar ache log hi dil tod diya karte hai

Haqikat Ho Tum Kaise Tujhe Sapna Kahu,
Tere Har Dard Ko Ab Me Apna Kahu,
Sab Kuch Kurban Hai Mere Yaar Tujh Par,
Kaun Hai Tere Siva Jise Me Apna Kahu

Dil Lagta Nahi Hai Ab Tumhare Bina
Khamosh Se Rehne Lage Hein Tumhare Bina
Jaldi Laut Aao Ab Yahi Chaah Hai
Warna Ji Na Payenge Tumhare Bina

Aaj kuch kami hai tere bagair,
Na rang hai na roshni hai tere bagair,
Waqt apni raftaar se chal raha hai,
Bas dhadkan thami hai tere bagair.

Jab tanhai me aapki yaad aati hai,
Hontho pe ek hi fariyad aati hai...
Khuda aapko har khushi de,
Kyonki aaj bhi hamari har khushi aapke baad aati hai...

Nabz Meri Jo Dekhi To Bimaar Likh Diya,
Rog Tha Aapka To Pyar Likh Diya,
Karzdar Hein Hum Us Doctor K,
Jisne Dawa Me Aapka Deedar Likh Diya.

Jasbaate ishq naakaam naa hone denge,
Dil ki duniya mein kabhi shaam naa hone denge,
Dosti ka har ilzaam apne sar par le lenge,
Par dost hum tumhe badnaam na hone denge

Good Morning SMS

Suraj ki pahli kiran khushi de aapko,
Dusri kiran hasi de aapko,
Tisri tandarusti aur kamyabi,
Bas aab jyada nahi warna garmi lagegi!!!
Good Morning

Twinkle-twinkle lazy star,
Kitna soyega uthja yaar,
Up above the world so high,
Sun has risen in the sky,
Uthke jaldi pee le_chai,
Then call me up and say Hi.

Birds r chillaaaying,
Hen is kukdukuing.
Flowers r khushbu maaring,
Moon is doobing.
Sun is ooging,
Peacock is naaching.
All kahing Good Morning!
R U still soying???

Moon ne band ki lighting,
Sun ne suru ki shining,
Murge ne di hai warning ki ho gayi hai morning,
To hum bhi bol de aapko very very good morning.

Subha ki kiran boli: Uth dekh kya nazara hai
Maine kaha: Ruk, pahele sms to kar lu us dost
ko jo subha se bhi pyara hai.
Good morning.

Na mandir na bhagwaan,
Na pooja na snaan,
Din hote hi hamara sabse pehala kaam
Ek pyara sa sms apne dost ke naam
“Good morning”

Moon ne Band ki Lighting,
Sun ne shuru ki shining
Murge ne di hai warning ki ho gayi hai Morning,
to Hum bhi bol de aap ko Good Morning

Palpal Tarse Us Pal Ke Liye,
Pal Aaya Bhi To Kuch Pal Ke Liye.
Socha Tha Use Zindagi Ka 1 Hasin Pal Bana Lenge,
Par Woh Pal Ruka Bhi To Kuch Pal Ke Liy !

Dew On Roses Are The Tears Of Night
To Give Way To The Morning Light.
I Keep Them In My Palm,Close My Eyes & Wish You A
Very Special "Good Morning".

Sara Jaha Hai Jiski Sharan Me,
Naman Hai Us Prabhu K Charan Me,
Bane Hum Us Prabhu K Charno Ki Dhul,
Aao Mil Kar Chadhaye Shradha K Ful. Good Morning !