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Q3. Dhoni ask's Ashwin to bring a pepsi....Ashwin brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Dhawan.? why ??
why ??
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Ans:- Dhawan is an opener
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Q4. The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'...

 Which movie did he really want to see..?

Ans:- Dil Chhata Hai...!
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Q5. Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi?

Ans:- aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!
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Q6. What will! u call a person who is leaving India ?? Socho...............

Ans:- Hindustan Lever (Leaver).
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Q7. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha?

Ans:- adidas👟
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Q8. Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes a well. Luv falls into the well. Why ?

Ans:- Because Luv is blind!!!!!😎
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Now Kush also jumps inside. Why? OK lot's of head scratching done.

Ans:- Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!
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Q9. Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. nahi pata..??

Ans:- D'Cold
(Chain ki saans - D'cold )
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Q10. chalo ab batao... Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ? this is quite simple..

Ans:- D'Cold again...

Kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi...
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!!!!!. This Joke will destroy your power of thinking

Q11.. What do you call a Cow Dancing? . . . . . . . . . . . .

Ans: "Guidance.."!
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Geography Teacher: agar koi chota planet
prithvi se takraye toh kya hoga?
Student: to "Tadang" jaisa aavaj aayega.
Sir gusse se: Kyu ??
Student: "Ye Duniya ,,,,Ye Duniya Pittal di.
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dont kill me aftr dis...😅

Girl at a stationary store.
Girl: I want a calculator.
Shopkeeper: Casio?
Girl: Main thik hu aap kaise ho??😂😂😂😂

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Ek jungle me sab jaanwar ga rahe the, PAAN PARAAG PAAN MASALA- PAAN
PARAG!
Par Giraffe nahi ga raha tha!
KYUN?

Kyuki,
UNCHE LOG! UNCHI PASAND
MANIKCHAND

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If u touch 2015 calender u will get a Shock
do u know y?
Bcoz
2015 is "CURRENT" year..

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