Sunday, November 20, 2016

*Confession .......*

          *A beautiful woman goes into the confession booth at church*
*"Forgive me father, for I have sinned."...*

          *"What is your sin, my pretty daughter?" Asks the priest...*

          *"Well, about a month ago I was in the library until closing time, and when I wanted to leave it started to rain very heavily and didn't let up. After some time me and the librarian lost our patience and... well.. partied all night, if you catch my drift."...*

          *“That is bad but not horrible, my pretty daughter ," Said the priest, "if it is a one-time slip, God will forgive you."....*

          *"That's just the thing," said the pretty lady, "about a week ago I helped my neighbor fix his shutters, and when I wanted to go home it started raining heavily and... well.. you know, all night long."...*

          *The priest remains silent....*

          *The woman covers her face in her hands and starts sobbing, " What should I do now, father ? "...*

          *"What should you Do?? Screamed the priest...*

          *“ You should get out of here right now before it rains !! "*

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