Thursday, March 24, 2016

इक वक़्त बीता, सब अच्छा हुआ करता था,
दिल तो #बच्चा था, मगर #सच्चा हुआ करता था...

हर पल खुशी के नाम था यारों,
ना कोई #गम हुआ करता था...
ख्बाहिशें हुआ जो करती थी #दिल की,
वो सपना हर अपना सच हुआ करता था...

क्या हुआ कहाँ खो गया वो जहां
बीता #बचपन जहाँ अपना गम विहीन हुआ करता था...
थक कर सो जाते थे कहीं पर भी मगर,
#उजाला आँखों का #बिस्तर पर हुआ करता था..

लगती थी #चोट हमको कभी भी ,
छुपाने को #दर्द एक आँचल माँ का हुआ करता था...


Wednesday, March 23, 2016

🏊🏊🏊🏊🏊🏊🏊
एक गाँव में बाढ आई थी तो मीडिया वाले ग्राम
सरपंच के पास गए और बोले:  आपके गांव
की आबादी सरकारी रजिस्टर में पांच सौ है और नदी से
अब तक नौ सौ लोग निकाले जा चुके हैं, ऐसा कैसे?

सरपंच: रजिस्टर का हिसाब
सही है! क्या है कि हमारे गांव में किसी ने
हेलीकाप्टर नहीं देखा है, वो आर्मी वाले
इनको निकाल के किनारे करते है और ये
हेलीकाप्टर पे चढ़ने के लिए फिर से पानी में कूद
जाते हैं!! भगवान झूठ न बुलाये, मैं खुद ही नौ-दस बार पानी मे कूद
चूका हूँ …
😄😄😄😜
पति (मरते समय अपनी बीवी से): अलमारी से तेरे सोने के गहने मैंने ही चोरी किए थे.

बीवी रोते हुए😭: कोई बात नहीं जी.

पति: तेरे भाई ने तुझे जो एक लाख रुपए दिए थे वह भी मैंने ही गायब किए थे.

पत्नी: 😭कोई बात नहीं मैंने आपको माफ किया.

पति: तेरे कीमती साड़ियां भी मैंने चोरी कर अपनी प्रेमिका को दे दिए थे.

पत्नी: 😭कोई बात नहीं जी, आप इतना मत सोचिये...आपको जहर मैंने ही दिया है.. .... आप आराम से जाइए...सब चुकता हो गया....😂😂😂
MARKET ME NYYA HAI...
हाई स्कूल में पढ़ने वाली दो लड़कियां आपस में बातें कर रही थीं।

🐽लड़की- यार मेरे पापा ने कहा है कि इस बार अगर परीक्षा में फेल हुई तो तेरी शादी कर दूंगा।

🐝लड़की- तो तुमने कितनी तैयारी की है?

लड़की-बस फेशियल बाकी हैं!!!
😍😂😆😝😝😝

Tuesday, March 22, 2016

Father's letter to his son




Beautiful letter written by a father to his son :: Must send to your children...




This applies to daughters too. All parents can use this in their teachings to their children.


Dear son ,
I am writing this to you because of 3 reasons


1. Life, fortune and mishaps are unpredictable, nobody knows how long he lives. Some words are better said early.

2. I am your father, and if I don't tell you these, no one else will.

3. What is written is my own personal bitter experiences that perhaps could save you a lot of unnecessary heartaches. Remember the following as you go through life

1. Do not bear grudge towards those who are not good to you. No one has the responsibility of treating you well, except your mother and I.
To those who are good to you, you have to treasure it and be thankful, and ALSO you have to be cautious, because, everyone has a motive for every move. When a person is good to you, it does not mean he really likes you. You have to be careful, don't hastily regard him as a real friend.

2. No one is indispensable, nothing is in the world that you must possess.
Once you understand this idea, it would be easier for you to go through life when people around you don't want you anymore, or when you lose what/who you love the most.


3. Life is short.
When you waste your life today, tomorrow you would find that life is leaving you. The earlier you treasure your life, the better you enjoy life.

4. Love is but a transient feeling, and this feeling would fade with time and with one's mood. If your so called loved one leaves you, be patient, time will wash away your aches and sadness. Don't over exaggerate the beauty and sweetness of love, and don't over exaggerate the sadness of falling out of love.

5.A lot of successful people did not receive a good education, that does not mean that you can be successful by not studying hard! Whatever knowledge you gain is your weapon in life.
One can go from rags to riches, but one has to start from some rags!

6.I do not expect you to financially support me when I am old, neither would I financially support your whole life. My responsibility as a supporter ends when you are grown up. After that, you decide whether you want to travel in a public transport or in your limousine, whether rich or poor.

7. You honour your words, but don't expect others to be so. You can be good to people, but don't expect people to be good to you. If you don't understand this, you would end up with unnecessary troubles.


8. I have bought lotteries for umpteen years, but I could never strike any prize. That shows if you want to be rich, you have to work hard! There is no free lunch!

9. No matter how much time I have with you, let's treasure the time we have together. We do not know if we would meet again in our next life.
Your Dad





Read it twice. Ask your son daughter to read it thrice...

Top 20 Natural Painkillers List

Top 20 Natural Painkillers List


Ginger (add to 1-2 teaspoons daily to diet for general muscle pain)

Cloves (chewed gently for toothache / gum inflammation)


Apple Cider Vinegar (1tbsp mixed with water before meals for heartburn)

Garlic (made into a special oil for earache)

Cherries (joint pain, headaches – 1 bowl per day)

Oily fish (Salmon, tuna, sardines, trout, mackerel, herring – intestinal inflammation – 18oz per week)

Yogurt (PMS – 2 cups per day)

Turmeric (chronic pain – 1/4 teaspoon per day)

Oats (endometrial pain – they are gluten free)

Salt (hot, salty foot baths for ingrown toenails – 1tsp per cup of water – 20 mins twice daily)

Pineapple (stomach bloating, gas – 1 cup of fresh pineapple)

Peppermint (add a few drops of the essential oil to bath for sore muscles)

Grapes (back pain – 1 heaping cup per day)

Water (general injury pain, helps wash away the pain-triggering histamine – 8 x 8 ounce glasses per day)

Horseradish (sinus pain – 1 teaspoon twice daily)

Blueberries (bladder / urinary tract infections – 1 cup daily)

Raw Honey (topical application 4 times daily for cold sores / canker sores) (see also our special report on raw honey)

Flax (breast pain – 3 tablespoons daily – must be ground or seeds will pass right through!)

Coffee (migraines – caffeine stimulates the stomach to absorb pain meds better)

Tomato Juice (leg cramps – tomato juice is rich in potassium – 10oz daily)

5 Simple Home Remedies to Cure Common Cold

5 Simple Home Remedies to Cure Common Cold @ Season Change





Frequent during change of season, the common cold can be a nuisance, leading to disruptions in your daily activities. Although it’s true that the common cold cannot be prevented, there are certain sure shot ways of getting rid of it through simple home remedies. Read on to find out 5 home remedies for common cold, free from side effects.

1. Put an extra pillow under your head: Do this at night when you’re ready to sleep. Adding an extra pillow under your head can help in relieving congested nasal passages. If you bit too uncomfortable, or if the angle is too high, then you can place the pillow between the mattress and the box spring. This would create a gradual slope and prevent any sort of discomfort during sleep.

2. Make your own saline nasal spray: For this you’ll need to mix 3 teaspoons of iodide free salt with 1 teaspoon of baking soda. Add this mixture to 230ml of distilled or lukewarm boiled water and fill a bulb syringe with the mixture. Stand at your basin and lean your head over. Hold one nostril close by applying pressure with your finger and gently squirt the mixture into your open nostril and let it drain. Repeat for the other nostril.Just be sure to use distilled or previously boiled water at all times. Also remember to rinse the bulb syringe thoroughly and let it dry to prevent any infections.

3. Chew on raw garlic: Garlic has antiviral and antibacterial properties, which can greatly help in getting rid of common cold. Besides it is also good for your immune system and aids in opening up your respiratory passage and in cleaning out the toxins from your body. Just chew on raw garlic cloves or add a few drops of garlic oil in your food or drinks to cure yourself of common cold.

4. Treat yourself to some chocolate: Hot, dark chocolate sweetened with a little bit of honey can help in reducing cough. Research found out that chocolate contains theobromine, which can suppress the nerve that is responsible for coughing, and is also more effective in curing persistent coughs than codeine. Here’s the catch though: milk chocolate doesn’t work. Honey, on the other hand, can help in soothing a sore throat.

5. Have red onion syrup: Red onions can help providing relief to sore throats and other common cold symptoms. To make this syrup at home, you need to chop 2-3 red onions horizontally and one slice of onion with honey at a time in a bowl until its full. Then cover the bowl and let it stand for 12-15 hours; when you open it you’ll find thick syrup ready. Consume of a spoonful of it several times a day to cure yourself of common cold the natural way.

Foods that help you sleep better



Foods that help you sleep better




Sleep deficiency is one of the most common problems faced by people of all ages these days. Popping pills is dangerous, so why not try something natural and healthy? Go from being a nocturnal creature to a sound sleeper by making some small changes in your diet.

Bananas
Bananas contain potassium, which relax the muscles. Vitamin B6, which bananas are loaded with, increases your body's melatonin levels, thereby helping treat chronic insomnia.

Cherry
Drinking cherry juice in the morning aids in sleeping as it contains large amounts of melatonin, which helps regulate the body's sleep and energy cycles. Grape is another fruit that has high levels of melatonin.

Cereal
Snacking on a bowl of low-sugar, whole-grain cereal is a good idea. Complex carbohydrate-rich foods up the amounts of tryptophan in the bloodstream, which in turn helps you sleep.

Almonds
Almonds, which are high in magnesium, promote sleep and relax the muscles. They also supply proteins that help maintain a stable blood sugar level while one is asleep, and promote sleep by switching from an alert adrenaline cycle to the rest-and-digest cycle.

Sweet potatoes
High in potassium and complex proteins, sweet potatoes relax muscles and induce sleep. Consuming them on a daily basis has shown to lead to better sleep.

Warm milk
A good ol' glass of warm milk actually does work wonders. Research has found that combining milk with a carbohydrate-rich food like oatmeal, granola or toast makes it much more effective. It's also high in calcium and other minerals, known to have a relaxing effect.

Honey
Glucose, which is found aplenty in honey, tells your brain to shut off orexin, which is a chemical that is known to trigger alertness. But, don't overdo it; just one tablespoon of honey is enough for a good night's sleep.
Dark chocolate
Ditch milk chocolate and nibble on some dark chocolate instead, as it contains serotonin, which relaxes your body and mind, and induces sleep.

~ Sometimes ~



~ Sometimes ~

Sometimes I feel I want to go back in times
Not to change things, but to feel a couple of things twice

Sometimes I wish I was a baby for a while
Not to be walked in the pram but to see my mother's smile

Some times I wish I could go back to school
No to become a child but to learn how to be cool

Sometimes I wish I could be back in the uni
Not to be a rebel but to understand what I study

Sometimes I wish I was a fresher at my work
Not to do less work but to recall the joy of the first pay cheque


Sometimes I wish I could marry again all over
Not to change the partner but to understand the ceremony better

Sometimes I wish my kids were younger
Not because they grew fast but to play with them a bit more

Sometimes I feel I still had some more time to live
Not to have a longer life but to know what I could give

Since, Never can the times come back that are gone



Let's enjoy the moments as we live them from now on!!

Monday, March 21, 2016

A Poem For Seniors.



A Poem For Seniors.





A Little Poem For Seniors, so true it hurts!
Another year has passed
And we're all a little older.
Last summer felt hotter
And winter seems much colder.
There was a time not long ago
When life was quite a blast.
Now I fully understand
About 'Living in the Past'
We used to go to weddings,
Football games and lunches..
Now we go to funeral homes
And after-funeral brunches.
We used to go out dining,
And couldn't get our fill.
Now we ask for doggie bags,
Come home and take a pill.
We used to often travel
To places near and far.
Now we get sore asses
From riding in the car.
We used to go to nightclubs
And drink a little booze.
Now we stay home at night
And watch the evening news.
That, my friend is how life is,
And now my tale is told.
So, enjoy each day and live it up...
Before you're too damned old!

ALL ABOUT VITAMINS, MINERALS AND SUPPLEMENTS

ALL ABOUT VITAMINS, MINERALS AND SUPPLEMENTS



In general the way to get crucial vitamins and minerals is through healthy
foods, so for a completely well-nourished person, supplements may be a
waste of money. But for people over age 50, even the best diet may not provide
enough of some important nutrients.

Use this information to explore details about the Vitamins, Minerals and
Supplements that are most important and specially as you grow older for
people over 50.

Supplements may cause side effects. If you have certain diseases, such as
cancer or diabetes, your body may have special nutritional needs. Be sure
to talk to your doctor about the vitamins and supplements you take.

____________________________________
Vitamins
1.1 Vitamin A
1.2 Vitamin B1 (thiamin)
1.3 Vitamin B2 (riboflavin)
1.4 Vitamin B3 (niacin)
1.5 Vitamin B6 (pyridoxine)
1.6 Vitamin B12
1.7 Vitamin C
1.8 Vitamin D
1.9 Vitamin E
1.10 Folic acid
1.11 Vitamin K

[2] MINERALS
2.1 Calcium
2.2 Chromium
2.3 IODINE
2.4 IRON
2.5 Magnesium
2.6 Potassium
2.7 Selenium
2.8 Zinc
[3] Supplements
3.1 Omega-3 fatty acids
3.2 Echinacea
3.3 Ginkgo
3.4 Ginseng

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[1] Vitamins
____________________________________

Vitamin A
How much?
Men: 900 mcg
Women: 700 mcg

Why you need it:
Promotes good vision; helps keep immune system healthy.

Good to know:
In supplements, look for vitamin A as beta carotene, not as retinol or
retinoic acid, which increases the risk of bone fracture.

Food sources:
Dairy products, fish, darkly colored fruits and vegetables.

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Vitamin B1 (thiamin)
How much?
Men: 1.2 mg
Women: 1.1 mg
Why you need it:
Necessary for healthy nerve and brain cells; helps convert food to energy.
Good to know:
Antacids and some diuretics may lower thiamin levels by decreasing
absorption and increasing urinary secretion.
Food sources:
Liver, whole grains, enriched breads and cereals.

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Vitamin B2 (riboflavin)
How much?
Men: 1.3 mg
Women: 1.1 mg
Why you need it:
Important for red blood cell production; helps convert food to energy.
Good to know:
Older men and women may be especially susceptible to riboflavin
deficiency, which can cause cracking or sores at the corners of the mouth, skin
irritation or weakness.
Food sources:
milk, eggs, fortified bread products and cereals.

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Vitamin B3 (niacin)
How much?
Men: 16 mg
Women: 14 mg
Why you need it:
Necessary for proper functioning of the digestive system, skin and nerves;
helps convert food to energy.
Good to know:
Can cause skin flushing; may be prescribed to treat high cholesterol but
should be used only under a doctor's care because of potentially severe side
effects.
Food sources:
Meat, fish, poultry, eggs.

____________________________________

Vitamin B6 (pyridoxine)
How much?
Men: 1.7 mg
Women: 1.5 mg
Why you need it: Aids in the formation of red blood cells; strengthens the
immune system.
Good to know: Too high doses of supplements may cause nerve damage,
numbness and trouble walking.

Food sources: Beans, nuts, eggs, whole grains.

____________________________________

Vitamin B12
How much?
Men and women: 2.4 mcg

Why you need it: Essential for keeping nerves and red blood cells healthy.

Good to know: As many as a third of people over 50 do not absorb enough
B12 from diet alone; inadequate absorption may lead to neurological and
balance problems.

Food sources: Fish, shellfish, meat, dairy products.
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Vitamin C
How much?
Men: 90 mg
Women: 75 mg
(Smokers should add an extra 35 mg)

Why you need it:
Important for wound healing; boosts immune system; required for growth and
repair of tissues in all parts of body.
Good to know:
No studies confirm vitamin C prevents colds although it may shorten the
length of a cold; excessive amounts may lead to upset stomach and diarrhea.
Food sources:
Citrus fruits, tomatoes, kiwi, strawberries.

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Vitamin D
How much?
Ages 51-70: 400 IU (10 mcg)
Age 71+: 600 IU (15 mcg)
Why you need it: Helps the body absorb calcium; may protect against heart
disease, cancer, diabetes and several autoimmune diseases.
Good to know: The current recommendation is under review and may soon
increase substantially.
Food sources: Sun exposure provides the body's main supply of vitamin D;
fatty fish, fortified milk and juices also contribute.

____________________________________

Vitamin E
How much?
Men and women: 15 mg
Why you need it:
Helps protect cells from damage; may reduce the risk of developing cancer,
heart disease and other chronic diseases, but further research is needed.
Good to know:
If you take a blood thinner, talk to your doctor before taking supplements;
vitamin E increases bleeding risk.
Food sources:
Vegetable oils, nuts, fruits, vegetables.

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Folic acid
How much?
Men and women:
400 mcg

Why you need it:
This B vitamin helps form red blood cells and produce DNA.

Good to know:
High levels may mask vitamin B12 deficiency, especially in older adults.
Recent research, suggests that for women, folic acid along with vitamins B6
and B12 may reduce the risk of developing age-related macular degeneration.

Food sources:
Enriched cereals, whole-grain breads, dark, leafy vegetables.

____________________________________

Vitamin K
How much?
Men: 120 mcg
Women: 90 mcg

Why you need it: Helps blood clot properly and helps maintain strong bones
in older men and women.

Good to know: Can dilute the effect of blood thinners, so talk to your
doctor if you take Coumadin (warfarin) or other blood thinners.

Food sources: Plant oils, green vegetables, cabbage, cauliflower.

____________________________________

[2] MINERALS
Calcium
How much?
Men and women: 1200 mg

Why you need it: Helps form and maintain healthy teeth and bones; needed
for normal heartbeat; helps with blood clotting.

Good to know: The body needs vitamin D to help absorb calcium, so if you
use calcium supplements choose one that contains D. Recent studies have
linked calcium pills to increased risk of heart attack.

Food sources: Dairy products, green leafy vegetables, bok choy,
calcium-fortified orange juice.

____________________________________

Chromium
How much?
Men: 30 mcg
Women: 20 mcg

Why you need it: Helps maintain normal blood sugar levels.

Good to know: There has been interest in treating high glucose levels and
type 2 diabetes with supplemental chromium, but research to date is
inconclusive.

Food sources: Meat, chicken, broccoli, apples, fish, grape juice.

____________________________________

Iodine
How much?
Men and women: 150 mcg
Why you need it:
Necessary for normal thyroid function; prevents goiter, a swelling of the
thyroid gland.
Good to know:
Deficiency occurs more often in women than men; when buying salt, choose
one labeled "iodized."
Food sources: Seafood, iodized salt.

____________________________________

Iron
How much?
Men and women: 8 mg
Why you need it:
Essential for healthy red blood cells.
Good to know:
Men and women over 50 generally should not take a mutivitamin containing
iron unless they have been diagnosed with iron deficiency.
Food sources:
Meat, eggs, fortified bread and grain products.

____________________________________

Magnesium
How much?
Men: 420 mg
Women: 320 mg
Why you need it:
Supports a healthy immune system; helps keep bones strong; regulates heart
rhythm.
Good to know: Magnesium-rich foods may help protect against the
development of type 2 diabetes; may also decrease the risk of high blood pressure in
women.
Food sources: Whole grains, nuts, green vegetables.

____________________________________

Potassium
How much?
Men and women: 4700 mg
Why you need it:
Crucial for heart, kidney, muscle, nerve function; important in
controlling blood pressure; works with sodium to maintain the body's water balance.
Good to know:
With age, kidneys become less able to remove potassium from blood, so
speak with your doctor before taking supplements. A diet rich in fruits and
vegetables generally provides sufficient potassium.
Food sources:
Cantaloupe, bananas, yogurt, leafy green vegetables and sweet potatoes.

____________________________________

Selenium
How much?
Men and women: 55 mcg

Why you need it:
Helps make special proteins that play a role in preventing cell damage.

Good to know:
May reduce the risk of certain cancers, including lung, colorectal and
prostate, although not all studies have found this effect.

Food sources:
Red meat, fish, chicken, vegetables.

____________________________________

Zinc
How much?
Men: 11 mg
Women: 8 mg
Why you need it:
Aids in wound healing; keeps sense of smell and taste sharp.
Good to know:
Many people take zinc to ease the miseries of a common cold, but its
effect is controversial; some studies suggest zinc can speed recovery, others
conclude it doesn't work. Some studies show that taking a combination of
antioxidants and zinc reduces the risk of advanced _age-related macular
degeneration.
Food sources:
Fortified cereals, red meat, eggs, seafood.

____________________________________

[3] SUPPLEMENTS
Omega-3 fatty acids
What does it do:
Important for blood clotting, cell division, relaxation and contraction of
muscles.
Good to know:
The omega-3 fatty acids plentiful in fatty fish and fish oil supplements
have built a powerful reputation for reducing the risk of a second heart
attack. Studies on fish oil and memory have had mixed results. May interact
with blood thinners.

____________________________________

Echinacea
What does it do:
This native American plant may reduce the duration of a cold.
Good to know:
Study results are mixed about whether it can prevent colds and other
infections.

____________________________________

Ginkgo
What does it do:
Derived from the oldest living tree species, ginkgo extract improves
walking in people with certain circulatory problems that affect the legs.
Good to know:
Research on ginkgo's effect on Alzheimer's and memory loss has been
disappointing. Ginkgo can increase bleeding risk, so talk to your doctor if you
take blood thinners or have surgery scheduled.

Sleeping positions and directions


Sleeping positions and directions


A Dweller should avoid sleeping head towards the north and legs towards the south

Vasthu Sastra highlights sleep as an important aspect of good health. In order to enjoy sound sleep, one must have a bedroom with a peaceful environment.
Sleeping in the wrong direction can also cause health problems. Vasthu Sastra recommends that the head must be placed towards the east for undisturbed sleep. The second best sleeping direction is with the head towards the west, the third choice is south.
People who observe these directions will receive positive energy when they wake up. These positions will also enhance the person's blood circulation.
The head should never be towards north while sleeping. Never sleep with the head towards the north because the magnetic field of the earth lies in a north-south direction energy levels can be thrown out of balance by this strong field. Sleeping in this direction may cause difficulties in having children, nightmare and disturbed sleep.
Our head is considered north and if we place our head towards north, the magnetic repulsion between similar poles occurs.
This position can also result in the dweller experiencing physically low or high blood pressure, insomnia or a high level of cholesterol. This can be prevented by rotating the head position to south. Vasthu Sastra recommends the right location or quadrant a couple should sleep in.
The south-west sector is the most powerful quadrant in Vasthu Sastra because it is the area where positive energy is stored. (For this reason, the extreme south-west corner must not have windows or doors; as such openings will release the energy that has gathered in the house)










The normal position of the Vastu Purusha (head in the northeast,legs in the southwest) is as depicted in the Paramasaayika Mandala.

However, in the Manduka Mandala the Vastu Purusha is depicted with the head facing east and the feet facing west.



Who is a happy Soul?

1. A Happy Soul stops trying to change others, but instead focus on changing self.
2. A Happy Soul is one who accepts people for who they are.
3. A Happy Soul is one who understands that everyone is right in one's own perspective.
4. A Happy Soul is one who learns to "let go".
5. A "Happy Soul is one who is able to drop expectations from every relationship and gives for the sake of giving.
6. A Happy Soul is one who understands that whatever we do, we do it for our own peace.
7. A Happy Soul is one who stops proving to the world, how intelligent one is.
8. A Happy Soul is one who does not seek approval from others.
9. A Happy Soul is one who stops comparing with others.
10. A Happy Soul is one who is at peace with oneself.
11. A Happy Soul is one who is able to differentiate between "need" and "want" and is able to let go of one's wants.
12. A Happy Soul is one who stops attaching "happiness" to material things.

Conversation between Krishna Today's Arjun

Conversation between Krishna Today's Arjun



GEETA IN MANAGEMENT- DISCUSSION:

​​Conversation between Krishna Today's Arjun


1. Arjun :- I can’t find free time. Life has become hectic.




Krishna:- Activity gets you busy. But productivity gets you free.

2. Arjun :- Why has life become complicated now?

Krishna :- Stop analyzing life... It makes it complicated. Just live it.

3. Arjun :- Why are we then constantly unhappy?

Krishna :- Worrying has become your habit. That’s why you are not happy.

4. Arjun :- Why do good people always suffer?

Krishna :- Diamond cannot be polished without friction. Gold cannot be purified without fire. Good people go through trials, but don’t suffer.

With that experience their life becomes better, not bitter.

5. Arjun :- You mean to say such experience is useful?

Krishna :- Yes. In every term, Experience is a hard teacher. She gives the test first and the lessons later.

6. Arjun :- Because of so many problems, we don’t know where we are heading…

Krishna:- If you look outside you will not know where you are heading. Look inside. Eyes provide sight. Heart provides the way.

7. Arjun :- Does failure hurt more than moving in the right direction?

Krishna:- Success is a measure as decided by others. Satisfaction is a measure as decided by you.

8. Arjun :- In tough times, how do you stay motivated?

Krishna :- Always look at how far you have come rather than how far you have to go. Always count your blessing, not what you are missing.

9. Arjun :- What surprises you about people?

Krishna :- When they suffer they ask, "why me?" When they prosper, they never ask "Why me?"

10. Arjun :- How can I get the best out of life?

Krishna:- Face your past without regret. Handle your present with confidence. Prepare for the future without fear.

11. Arjun :- One last question. Sometimes I feel my prayers are not answered.

Krishna:- There are no unanswered prayers. Keep the faith and drop the fear. Life is a mystery to solve, not a problem to resolve. Trust me. Life is wonderful if you know how to live.

Stay Happy Always.....!!!

15 Self Defense Tips for a Woman Alone


15 Self Defense Tips for a Woman Alone


Most men will never understand what it is like being a woman alone on the street. Where men walk with confidence, certain they can deal with most physical threats, a woman doesn't have that sense of confidence. Many women are scared every day, because they know that if a man decides to attack them, they won't stand a chance against his enhanced strength.

That is why women carry pepper spray and rape whistles, but even those only work part of the time, and that's if the woman has time to get to them. It's just as important to be aware of a few simple tips and techniques that can help you escape or survive your attack unharmed.

Here are 15 tips and tricks to help you out if the worst happens:


1. Show that you're aware: Show the environment that you are aware of what's happening around you. Potential assailants prefer women that seem distracted or preoccupied. If you look assertive and aware, they might never initiate the assault.

2. Prepare your body: If you sense danger, immediately go to a starting fighting position. Move your hands close to your chest, place your right foot a bit ahead of the left and tilt your body forward. Your body is now ready for a physical confrontation.

3. Don't let the hair get in the way: Many attackers will choose the hair as an easy target to grab. It's better to let your hair out and tuck it into your collar.

4. Have a weapon to reach for: An umbrella, a set of keys or a pen can make all the difference in a moment of crisis. Remember where they are and be prepared to draw them if you feel threatened.

5. Call for help: Calling for help may not provide it but it may scare the attacker enough to allow you to escape. Many women get confused and don't know what to scream. Shouting 'fire' for instance, can be better and more attention grabbing than simply yelling 'help'.

6. Know the weak spots in the body: If you do find yourselves in a physical confrontation, you can scratch, pull, hit or grab, as you aim directly to one of the five weak spots: Eyes, nose, neck, knees and groin!



7. Don't be scared to fight: Many women are scared to strike back because they are scared of their assailant's anger, or are afraid to hurt themselves. The punch you give may hurt you, but the pain is minor and if it's enough to allow you to escape - it's well worth it.

8. Take an opportunity to run: If you've identified a good time to run away from the confrontation, do it. Escaping is always better than confronting, and these opportunities will not present themselves a second time.

9. Keep your ears open: Don't listen to music while walking through a bad neighborhood, and don't play around on your cellphone. You should be aware of your surroundings and be able to hear your attackers coming.

10. Use things around you: Look for stuff that might scare him away, break a window, turn on a car alarm or let some trash cans fly.

11. Remain calm: The worst thing to do is panic. This is of course a very stressful situation, but keeping your cool will do much more to save you.

How to escape various holds:

1. Chocked from behind: Use your heel to scratch the attacker's lower leg, inflicting a sharp pain he can't ignore.

2. Held from the back: Hit your head backwards or kick your heel in the direction of the crotch.



3. Head squeeze: Take hold of his leg to get him to lose his grip and fall.

4. Escaping a choke hold: Bend down and lean forward. Give him a good head butt on the chin so he bites his tongue, and finish with a strong kick to the groin.

Uses for Onions



Uses for Onions



While onions add incredible flavor to a dish, they are pretty useful outside the kitchen too. From soothing a bee sting to polishing metal, we've rounded up 15 unusual uses for onions:






1. Repel insects: For a natural alternative to bug spray, rub a halved onion on your skin or clothes.


2. Soothe an insect bite or a bee sting: If you've got an itchy mosquito bite or a painful bee sting, try rubbing a raw onion over the affected area to ease the pain or irritation.
3. Prepare some onion tea to soothe a sore throat: To soothe a sore throat, boil a cup of water with the peels of half an onion.
4. Remove splinters: Lay a halved raw onion on top of a splinter and cover it with a piece of tape or adhesive bandage. Keep the onion there for about an hour and once you remove it, the splinter should have loosened and be easier to pull out.
5. Polish metal: Prepare a mix of crushed onion and one part water. Then, using a damp cloth, rub the mixture on a metal surface, until it appears shiny and clean.





6. Clean the grill: First scrub the grill with a wire brush to remove gunk. Switch on the grill. Use a halved onion, speared through a fork and run the onion over the grill until all of the dirt is gone.
7. Ward off ants: If ants are a problem you face at home, leave a bowl of raw onion slices out. The scent should ward them off.
8. Create a DIY dye: While onions appear translucent in color, they make a beautiful vibrant red or orange dye. Just gather the skins and place them in a pair of nylon pantyhose or a nut milk bag and tie a knot at the end. Boil them in a pot for about 20 minutes. The liquid should be a bright dye, perfect for paper, yarn or fabric.
9. Soak up the smell of burnt rice: A great way to get rid of that smoky smell from burnt rice is to place half an onion next to the stove to absorb the smell.
10. Prevent your windshield from frosting up: Slice a raw onion in half and rub it on your windshield at night. This technique will help prevent frost from forming overnight.





11. Keep avocados from turning brown: A slice of red onion can be placed alongside an avocado in an airtight container to prevent it from browning. You may also add slices of red onion on top of guacamole.
12. Get rid of that 'new paint' smell: Place a couple of slices of onion in a bowl of water and leave the bowl in the newly painted room overnight to absorb the strong smell of paint fumes.

13. Clean rusty knives: If your knives are rusting, jab them into a large, raw onion.
14. Soothe a burn: Rub an onion on top of a burn to temporarily relieve the pain. Onions also have antibacterial properties to keep the wound from becoming infected.
15. Keep unwanted animals out of your yard: If you often have a problem with raccoons, chipmunks or your neighbor's cat, sprinkle a couple of onion slices around the yard or garden to keep them away.

Walking Walking Walking



Walking Walking Walking

1.Walking 30 minutes a day cuts the rate of people becoming diabetic by more than half and it cuts the risk of people over 60 becoming diabetic by almost 70 percent.

2.Walking cuts the risk of stroke by more than 25 percent.

3.Walking reduces hypertension. The body has over 100,000 miles of blood vessels. Those blood vessels are more supple and healthier when we walk.

4.Walking cuts the risk of cancer as well as diabetes and stroke.

5.Women who walk have a 20 percent lower likelihood of getting breast cancer and a 31 percent lower risk of getting colon cancer.

6.Women with breast cancer who walk regularly can reduce their recurrence rate and their mortality rate by over 50 percent.

7.The human body works better when we walk. The body resists diseases better when we walk, and the body heals faster when we walk.

8.We don't have to walk a lot. Thirty minutes a day has a huge impact on our health.
Men who walk thirty minutes a day have a significantly lower level of prostate cancer. Men who walk regularly have a 60 percent lower risk of colon cancer.

9.For men with prostate cancer, studies have shown that walkers have a 46 percent lower mortality rate.

10.Walking also helps prevent depression, and people who walk regularly are more likely to see improvements in their depression.

11.In one study, people who walked and took medication scored twice as well in 30 days as the women who only took the medication. Another study showed that depressed people who walked regularly had a significantly higher level of not being depressed in a year compared to depressed people who did not walk. The body generates endorphins when we walk. Endorphins help us feel good.

12.Walking strengthens the heart. Walking strengthens bones. Walking improves the circulatory system.

13.Walking generates positive neurochemicals. Healthy eating is important but dieting can trigger negative neurochemicals and can be hard to do.
Walking generates positive neurochemicals. People look forward to walking and enjoy walking.

14.And research shows that fit beats fat for many people. Walking half an hour a day has health benefits that exceed the benefits of losing 20 pounds.

15.When we walk every day, our bodies are healthier and stronger. A single 30 minute walk can reduce blood pressure by five points for over 20 hours.

16.Walking reduces the risk of blood clots in your legs.
People who walk regularly have much lower risk of deep vein thrombosis.

17.People who walk are less likely to catch colds, and when people get colds, walkers have a 46 percent shorter symptom time from their colds.

18.Walking improves the health of our blood, as well. Walking is a good boost of high density cholesterol and people with high levels of HDL are less likely to have heart attacks and stroke.

19.Walking significantly diminishes the risk of hip fracture and the need for gallstone surgery is 20 to 31 percent lower for walkers.

20.Walking is the right thing to do. The best news is that the 30 minutes doesn't have to be done in one lump of time. Two 15 minute walks achieve the same goals. Three 10 minute walks achieve most of those goals.
We can walk 15 minutes in the morning and 15 minutes at night and achieve our walking goals.

21.Walking feels good. It helps the body heal. It keeps the body healthy. It improves our biological health, our physical health, our psychosocial health, and helps with our emotional health. Walking can literally add years entire years to your life.
It is good to walk.

Attitude

Attitude


1.When Snake is alive, Snake eats Ants.
When Snake is dead, Ants eat Snake.
Time can turn at any time.
Don't neglect anyone in your life.

2. Never make the same mistake twice,
There are so many new ones,
Try a different one each day.

3. A good way to change someone's attitude is to change your own.
Because, the same sun that melts butter, also hardens clay!
Life is as we think, so think beautifully.

4. Life is just like a sea, we are moving without an end.
Nothing stays with us,
what remains is just the memories of some people who touched us as Waves..

5. Whenever you want to know how rich you are?
Never count your currency,
Just try to Drop a Tear and count how many hands reach out to WIPE that-
that is true richness.

6. Heart tells the eyes "See less, because you see and I suffer lot".
Eyes replied, "feel less because you feel and I cry a lot".

7. Never change your originality for the sake of others,
because no one can play your role better than you.
So be yourself, because whatever you are, YOU are the best.

8. Baby mosquito came back after 1st time flying.
His mom asked him "How do you feel?"
He replied "It was wonderful, Everyone was clapping for me!"


Now that's What is a Positive Attitude.

Husband and wife

Husband and wife were watching National Geographic :

Wife : I am really getting disturbed. In no time the cheetah will kill the deer and eat it.


Husband: this is the law of nature. The cheetah has to kill the deer to survive.

Wife: please do something .

Husband: what can I do ?


Wife :
if this deer is killed by the cheetah,
you should take me for shopping and candle light dinner... everyday...
and my mother is going to stay with us..
1 साल ..की कीमत उस से पूछो
👉जो फेल हुआ हो ।

1 महीने... ..की कीमत उस से पूछो
👉जिसको पिछले महीने तनख्वाह
ना मिली हो ।

1 हफ्ते... ..की कीमत उस से पूछो
👉जो पूरा हफ्ते अस्पताल में रहा हो।

1 दिन.. ..की कीमत उस से पूछो
👉जो सारा दिन से भूखा हो ।

1 घंटे.. ..की कीमत उस से पूछो
👉जिसने किसी का इंतज़ार किया हो।

1 मिनट... ..की कीमत उस से पूछो
👉जिसकी ट्रेन 1 मिनट से मिस हुई हो।

1 सेकंड.. ..की कीमत उस से पूछो..
👉जो दुर्घटना से बाल बाल बचा हो।

इसलिये हर पल का शुक्रिया करो ।👍
 👍 लाख टके की बात_ 👌

    कोई नही देगा साथ तेरा यहॉं
  हर कोई यहॉं खुद ही में मशगुल है

 जिंदगी का बस एक ही ऊसुल है यहॉं,
         तुझे गिरना भी खुद है
                  और सम्हलना भी खुद है..😊
एक पल मे एक सदी का मज़ा हम से पूछीए...
दो दिन की ज़िंदगी का मज़ा हम से पूछीए...
भूलें हैं हम उनहें रफता रफता...
किशतों में खुदकुशी का मज़ा हम से पूछीऐ...
आगाज़-ए-आशिकी का नशा आप जानीऐ...
अंजाम-ए-आशिकी का मज़ा हम से पूछीऐ.....
शानदार बात
बदला लेने में क्या मजा है
मजा तो तब है जब तुम सामने वाले को बदल
डालो
इन्सान की चाहत है कि उड़ने को पर मिले,
और परिंदे सोचते हैं कि रहने को घर मिले...
: 'कर्मो' से ही पहेचान होती है इंसानो
की...
महेंगे 'कपडे' तो,
'पुतले' भी पहनते है दुकानों में !!
जज : तुमने दस साल से
अपनी बिवी को डराके, धमकाके
अपने कंट्रोल मे रखा .. 😠

मुल्जिम : जज साहब .. 😔
              वो ऐसी बात है कि .. 😪


जज : सफाई नही बे .. 😡
तरीका बता तरीका !! 😳

😉😜😝😝
टीचर: तुमने कभी कोई नेक काम किया है?
.
.
पप्पू: हाँ सर.. एक बुजुर्ग आराम से घर जा रहे थे..
मैंने कुत्ता पीछे लगा दिया... जल्दी पहुँच गए.. 😜😜😜
दुनियां मै चार काम बहुत् मुश्किल हें:

1 चीटी को लिपस्टिक लगाना 😜
2 हाथी को गोद मै बिठाना 😳
3 मछर को कपड़े पहनाना 😃
4 और बीवी को समझाना 😷

😜👆😝👆😛👆💃👆💃
युद्ध में जाने से पहले राजा ने अपनी सुन्दर पत्नी के कमरे पे ताला लगाकर चाबी अपने प्रिय दोस्त को दे दी

और बोला की अगर मैं 4 दिन में नहीं लौटा तो तुम ताला खोल लेना और फिर वो तुम्हारी

राजा घोड़े पर बैठकर जाने लगा करीब आधे घंटे बाद उसने देखा की उसके पीछे धूल का गुबार और आवाज़ आ रही थी

राजा रुक गया और देखा की उसका दोस्त तेजी से घुड़सवारी करते हुए उसकी तरफ आ रहा है

क्या हुआ राजा ने पूछा

सांस भरते हुए दोस्त बोला ये चाबी
 गलत है
😄😜😳😂😜

Men Will Be Men
टीचर:-"चाँद" और "धरती" में क्या रिश्ता है
,
,
,
में:-भाई-बहन का
,
,
,
टीचर:-वो कैसे???
,
,
,
में:-क्यूँकि धरती को हम "धरती माता" कहते हैं,
,
,और चँदा को
"चँदा मामा"
,
,
टीचर हॉस्पीटल में कमरा न.22
😜😂😜😂😜😜😜😜
🔔अतिसुन्दर प्रार्थना 🔔

          सुकून उतना ही देना,
  प्रभु जितने से जिंदगी चल जाए,
     औकात बस इतनी देना, कि,
        औरों का भला हो जाए,
    रिश्तो में गहराई इतनी हो, कि,
          प्यार से निभ जाए,
    आँखों में शर्म इतनी देना, कि,
       बुजुर्गों का मान रख पायें,
     साँसे पिंजर में इतनी हों, कि,
        बस नेक काम कर जाएँ,
          बाकी उम्र ले लेना, कि,
      औरों पर बोझ न बन जाएँ
🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁
            🙏🏽 🌹🌹🙏🏻
             🚩🌺🌺🚩
                   🐚🐚
🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹
ऍ मेरे दोस्त मानता हूँ के गलती मेरी हे,
हुए आज खता मुजसे हे |

तू इस तरह से मुजसे खफा नाहो,
मेरी गलती को देखकर मुजसे जुदा नाहो |

मानता हु हुई हे भूल मुजसे,
करुंगा मे वो जो कहेगा तू मुजसे |

बस एक बार तू मुजसे बात करले,
मेरी गलती को सुधारने का एक मौका देदे |

इस तरहा मुजसे बात ना करके क्यो तकलीफ़ देता हे मुजे,
ऐसा ना हो ज़िंदगी रूठ जाये मुजसे फिर नफ़रत कैसे करेगा तू मुजे |

मेने कहीसे सुना था दोस्त कबी दोस्त से खफा नई होता,
तो आज ये तुजे हुआ क्या हे |

क्या उसने मुजसे ग़लत कहा था,
या फिर मे तेरा दोस्त नई |

किसी को मेये बता नई सकता इस ग़म को मे छिपा नई सकता,
सच बात तो येहे के मे तेरे बग़ैर जी नई सकता | j.k.

Sunday, March 20, 2016

एक शादी शुदा आदमी से पूछा गया सवाल...

"यदि आपकी सास और आप की पत्नी...
एक साथ बाघ के पिंजरे में गिर जाएं...
तो आप किसे बचाएंगे...??"


वो आदमी जोर से हंसा...
हंसते-हंसते लोटपोट हो गया और बोला...

"यह भी कोई पुछने की बात है...??

मैं यकीनन बाघ को बचाऊँगा...

आखिर दुनिया में बाघ बचे ही कितने हैं....."

😜😜😜😜😜😜


पुरुष की उत्सुकता
किसी भी स्त्री में
तभी तक होती है,
जब तक वह उसे
जीत नहीं लेता।
जीतते ही उसकी
उत्सुकता समाप्त
हो जाती है।
जीतते ही फिर
कोई रस
नहीं रह जाता।
नीत्शे ने कहा है कि
पुरुष का
गहरे से गहरा रस
विजय है।
कामवासना भी उतनी
गहरी नहीं है।
कामवासना भी
विजय का
एक क्षेत्र है।
इसलिए पत्नी में
उत्सुकता
समाप्त हो जाती है,
क्योंकि वह
जीती ही जा चुकी।
उसमें कोई अब
जीतने को बाकी
नहीं रहा है।
इसलिए जो
बुद्धिमान पत्नियां हैं,
वे सदा
इस भांति जीएंगी
पति के साथ कि
जीतने को कुछ
बाकी बना रहे।
नहीं तो
पुरुष का कोई रस
सीधे स्त्री में नहीं है।
अगर कुछ
अभी जीतने को
बाकी है तो
उसका रस होगा।
अगर सब जीता
जा चुका है तो
उसका रस
खो जाएगा।
तब कभी-कभी
ऐसा भी
घटित होता है कि
अपनी सुंदर
पत्नी को छोड़ कर
वह एक
साधारण स्त्री में
भी उत्सुक
हो सकता है।
और तब
लोगों को बड़ी
हैरानी होती है कि
यह उत्सुकता
पागलपन की है।
इतनी सुंदर उसकी
पत्नी है और
वह नौकरानी के
पीछे दीवाना हो!
पर आप समझ
नहीं पा रहे हैं।
नौकरानी अभी
जीती जा सकती है;
पत्नी जीती जा चुकी।
सुंदर और
असुंदर बहुत
मौलिक नहीं हैं।
जितनी कठिनाई होगी
जीत में,
उतना पुरुष का रस
गहन होगा।
और स्त्री की स्थिति
बिलकुल और है।
जितना पुरुष
मिला हुआ हो,
जितना उसे
अपना मालूम पड़े,
जितनी दूरी
कम हो गई हो,
उतनी ही वह
ज्यादा लीन
हो सकेगी।
स्त्री इसलिए पत्नी
होने में उत्सुक होती है;
प्रेयसी होने में उत्सुक
नहीं होती।
पुरुष प्रेमी होने में
उत्सुक होता है;
पति होना
उसकी मजबूरी है।
स्त्री का यह जो
संतुलित भाव है–
विजय की
आकांक्षा नहीं है–
यह ज्यादा
मौलिक स्थिति है।
क्योंकि असंतुलन
हमेशा संतुलन के
बाद की स्थिति है।
संतुलन प्रकृति का
स्वभाव है।
इसलिए हमने
पुरुष को
पुरुष कहा है और
स्त्री को
प्रकृति कहा है।
प्रकृति का
मतलब है कि
जैसी स्थिति
होनी चाहिए स्वभावतः


एक मेढक पेड़ की चोटी पर चढ़ने का सोचता है और आगे बढ़ता है

बाकी के सारे मेंढक शोर मचाने लगते हैं "ये असंभव है.. आज तक कोई नहीं चढ़ा.. ये असंभव है.. नहीं चढ़ पाओगे"

मगर मेंढक आख़िर पेड़ की चोटी पर पहुँच ही जाता है.. जानते हैं क्यूँ?

क्योंकि वो मेंढक "बहरा" होता है.. और सारे मेंढकों को चिल्लाते देख सोचता है कि सारे उसका उत्साह बढ़ा रहे हैं

इसलिए अगर आपको अपने लक्ष्य पर पहुंचना है तो नकारात्मक लोगों के प्रति "बहरे" हो जाइए

:) :)

~ अंग्रेजी कथा से अनुवादित


🌹मुश्किल नहीं है कुछ दुनिया में,
तू जरा हिम्मत तो कर।🌞
ख्वाब बदलेंगे हकीकत में,
तू ज़रा कोशिश तो कर॥🌞
आंधियाँ सदा चलती नहीं,
मुश्किलें सदा रहती नहीं।🌞
मिलेगी तुझे मंजिल तेरी,
बस तू ज़रा कोशिश तो कर॥🌞
राह संघर्ष की जो चलता है,
वो ही संसार को बदलता है ।🌞
जिसने रातों से जंग जीती है,
सूर्य बनकर वही निकलता है ।.

💢लोभ का कोई वजन नहीं होता💢
कथा है कि जनक के घर एक संन्यासी मेहमान हुआ और संन्यासी ने सब वैभव देखा, विस्तार देखा, उसने कहा कि मैंने तो सुना था कि आप परम ज्ञानी हैं; यह वैभवविस्तार, यह कनक कामिनी यह कैसा ज्ञान?
जनक ने कहा, “समय पर कहूंगा। थोड़ी प्रतीक्षा रखो, जल्दी न करो।’
दूसरे दिन ही सुबह समय आ गया। आ नहीं गया, जनक ले आए, स्थिति निर्मित कर दी। लेकिन संन्यासी को गए, महल के पीछे ही नदी थी, स्नान करने को। और जब दोनों स्नान कर रहे थे नदी में, तब अचानक महल में आग लग गई; लगवा दी गई थी, लग नहीं गई थी। क्योंकि संन्यासी का कोई भरोसा नहीं था; वह इतनी जल्दबाजी में था और वह इतना बेचैन था महल से भागने को, भयभीत था कि कहीं महल में फंस न जाए। कनक और कामिनी सब वहां मौजूद तो जल्दी करनी जरूरी थी। जनक ने आज्ञा से महल में आग लगवा दी। दोनों स्नान कर रहे हैं। संन्यासी चिल्लाया कि “देखो, तुम्हारे महल में आग लग गई!’
जनक ने कहा, “क्या अपना है, क्या किसका है! आए थे कुछ लेकर नहीं, जाएंगे बिना कुछ लिए! खाली हाथ आना, खाली हाथ जाना! किसका महल है! लगने दो, चिंता न करो। स्नान पूरा करो।’
लेकिन यह सुनने को वह संन्यासी वहां मौजूद न था; वह लंगोटी छोड़ आया था किनारे पर, वह महल के पास ही थी। वह भागा। उसने कहा कि महल तो ठीक, मेरी लंगोटी भी महल के पास रखी है, दीवाल के बिलकुल पास।
महल और लंगोटी में कोई फर्क नहीं है तुम्हारे लोभ के लिए कोई भी खूंटी बन सकता है। तुम बड़ी छोटी खूंटी पर, बड़े विराट लोभ को लटका सकते हो। क्योंकि लोभ का कोई वजन थोड़े ही है; विस्तार है, और सपने का है, खाली हवा है। तो खूंटी कोई बहुत बड़ी चाहिए, ऐसा नहीं है; खीली भी, तीली भी काम दे जाएगी। लोभ में कोई वजन नहीं है, बिना खूंटी के लटक जाएगा।

सुनो भई साधो 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼


शिक्षक ने छात्रों से कहा कि . . .
⚡ "मनुष्य में धैर्य हो तो बड़ी से बड़ी समस्या का समाधान हो सकता है ।"

💥 एक छात्र ने प्रश्न किया कि . . .
⚡ "क्या धैर्य से आप छलनी में पानी को ठहरा सकते हो ? क्या यह सम्भव है ?"

💎 शिक्षक ने उत्तर दिया कि . . .
⚡ 'पानी' को 'बर्फ़' बनने तक का तुम में 'धैर्य' होगा तो यह भी सम्भव है।।।❤❤❤🙏🙏🙏


💢लोभ का कोई वजन नहीं होता💢
कथा है कि जनक के घर एक संन्यासी मेहमान हुआ और संन्यासी ने सब वैभव देखा, विस्तार देखा, उसने कहा कि मैंने तो सुना था कि आप परम ज्ञानी हैं; यह वैभवविस्तार, यह कनक कामिनी यह कैसा ज्ञान?
जनक ने कहा, “समय पर कहूंगा। थोड़ी प्रतीक्षा रखो, जल्दी न करो।’
दूसरे दिन ही सुबह समय आ गया। आ नहीं गया, जनक ले आए, स्थिति निर्मित कर दी। लेकिन संन्यासी को गए, महल के पीछे ही नदी थी, स्नान करने को। और जब दोनों स्नान कर रहे थे नदी में, तब अचानक महल में आग लग गई; लगवा दी गई थी, लग नहीं गई थी। क्योंकि संन्यासी का कोई भरोसा नहीं था; वह इतनी जल्दबाजी में था और वह इतना बेचैन था महल से भागने को, भयभीत था कि कहीं महल में फंस न जाए। कनक और कामिनी सब वहां मौजूद तो जल्दी करनी जरूरी थी। जनक ने आज्ञा से महल में आग लगवा दी। दोनों स्नान कर रहे हैं। संन्यासी चिल्लाया कि “देखो, तुम्हारे महल में आग लग गई!’
जनक ने कहा, “क्या अपना है, क्या किसका है! आए थे कुछ लेकर नहीं, जाएंगे बिना कुछ लिए! खाली हाथ आना, खाली हाथ जाना! किसका महल है! लगने दो, चिंता न करो। स्नान पूरा करो।’
लेकिन यह सुनने को वह संन्यासी वहां मौजूद न था; वह लंगोटी छोड़ आया था किनारे पर, वह महल के पास ही थी। वह भागा। उसने कहा कि महल तो ठीक, मेरी लंगोटी भी महल के पास रखी है, दीवाल के बिलकुल पास।
महल और लंगोटी में कोई फर्क नहीं है तुम्हारे लोभ के लिए कोई भी खूंटी बन सकता है। तुम बड़ी छोटी खूंटी पर, बड़े विराट लोभ को लटका सकते हो। क्योंकि लोभ का कोई वजन थोड़े ही है; विस्तार है, और सपने का है, खाली हवा है। तो खूंटी कोई बहुत बड़ी चाहिए, ऐसा नहीं है; खीली भी, तीली भी काम दे जाएगी। लोभ में कोई वजन नहीं है, बिना खूंटी के लटक जाएगा।

सुनो भई साधो 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼


होटल के खाने का ऐसा बिल जिसे पढकर आपके भी आंखों से आंसू आयेंगे , केरल के एक होटेल में घटी सच्ची घटना हिंदी में ...
दोपहर का वक्त था , होटल के टेबल पर बैठा एक समान्य वयस्क मजदूर अपना खाना खा रहा था .. तभी उसकी नजर होटल के बाहर कडी धूप में खडे छोटे से भाई बहन की जोडी पर गया ... जो दोनों बच्चों की दुखी नजर उस आदमी के टेबल पर रखी खाने की थाली पर थी , यह बात उस आदमी के ध्यान में सेकंड में आ गयी ... नजरों से इशारा करते दोनों बच्चों को अंदर बुलाया

बच्चे डरते डरते ही अंदर आये , उस आदमी ने दोनों बच्चों के लिए खाने की दो थाली मंगाई ... नन्हे बच्चें अपने नन्हे से हाथों में जो बैठ रहा था वो फटाफट खा रहे थे ... नन्हे बच्चों के पेट में भूख की आग बुझ रही थी ... खाना खाने के बाद उस आदमी ने बिल मंगवाया .....
काउंटर पर से बिल आया , आँकड़ा देखकर वो आदमी स्तब्ध निशब्द रह गया .. पता है , बिल कितना था ?

उस बिल पर लिखा था
" हमारे पास ऐसी कोई मशीन या फिर आँकडा नहीं जिससे मानवता की कीमत गिनी जा सके , भगवान आपका भला करे "

🙏🏻🙏🏻मानवता को प्रणाम

घरेलू अचूक नुस्खे ---------
_____________________________________________________
जब बाल झड़ रहे हों
1. नीम का पेस्ट सिर में कुछ देर लगाए रखें। फिर बाल धो लें। बाल झड़ना बंद हो जाएगा।
2. बेसन मिला दूध या दही के घोल से बालों को धोएं। फायदा होगा।
3. दस मिनट का कच्चे पपीता का पेस्ट सिर में लगाएं। बाल नहीं झड़ेंगे और डेंड्रफ (रूसी) भी नहीं होगी।
कफ और सर्दी जुकाम में
सर्दी जुकाम, कफ आए दिन की समस्या है। आप ये घरेलू उपाय आजमाकर इनसे बचे रह सकते हैं।
1. नाक बह रही हो तो काली मिर्च, अदरक, तुलसी को शहद में मिलाकर दिन में तीन बार लें। नाक बहना रुक जाएगा।
2. गले में खराश या ड्राई कफ होने पर अदरक के पेस्ट में गुड़ और घी मिलाकर खाएं। आराम मिलेगा।
3. नहाते समय शरीर पर नमक रगड़ने से भी जुकाम या नाक बहना बंद हो जाता है।
4. तुलसी के साथ शहद हर दो घंटे में खाएं। कफ से छुटकारा मिलेगा।
शरीर, सांस की दुर्गध में
यह परेशानी भी आम है। कई बार तो हमें इसका भारी खामियाजा भुगतना पड़ जाता है।
1. नहाने से पहले शरीर पर बेसन और दही का पेस्ट लगाएं। इससे त्वचा साफ हो जाती है और बंद रोम छिद्र भी खुल जाते हैं।
2. गाजर का जूस रोज पिएं। तन की दुर्गध दूर भगाने में यह कारगर है।
3. पान के पत्ते और आंवला को बराबर मात्रा में पीसे। नहाने के पहले इसका पेस्ट लगाएं। फायदा होगा।
4. सांस की बदबू दूर करने के लिए रोज तुलसी के पत्ते चबाएं।
5. इलाइची और लौंग चूसने से भी सांस की बदबू से निजात मिलता है।
उच्च रक्त चाप
1- कुछ दिनों तक लगातार आधा चम्मच मैथी दाना का पॉउड़र पानी के साथ लेने से उच्च रक्त चाप में लाभ होता है।
2- तुलसी के पाँच पत्ते और नीम के दो पत्ते कुछ दिनों तक लेने से उच्च रक्त चाप मे लाभ होता है।
3- तांबे के बर्तन में रखा हुआ पानी पीने से उच्चरक्त चाप में लाभ होता है।
4-दो कली लहसुन की खाली पेट लेने से उच्च रक्त चाप में फायदा होता है।
5- लौकी का एक कप रस सुबह खाली पेट लेने से उच्च रक्त चाप कम होने में फायदा करता है।
6- प्रतिदिन एक चम्मच तुलसी के पत्तों का रस लेना सभी रोगों में लाभकारी होता है।
पैर में मोच आ जाय
1- आक या पान का पत्ता या आम का पत्ते को चिकना कर नमक लगा कर उस स्थान पर बांधने से काफी लाभ होता है।
2- चोट लगने पर नमक में काले तिल, सूखा नारियल और हल्दी मिला कर पीस कर गरम कर चोट वाले स्थान पर बांधने से आराम मिलता है।
घुटनों के दर्द के कुछ उपाय
1- सुबह खाली पेट तीन-चार अखरोट की गिरियां निकाल कर कुछ दिनों तक खाना चाहिए। इसके नियंत्रित सेवन से घुटनों के दर्द में आराम मिलता है। नारियल की गिरी भी खाई जा सकती है। इससे घुटनों के दर्द में राहत मिलती है।
अस्थमा की समस्या
1- तुलसी के पत्तों को अच्छी तरह से साफ कर उनमें पिसी काली मिर्च डालकर खाने के साथ देने से दमा नियंत्रण में रहता है।
2- गर्म पानी में अजवाइन डालकर स्टीम लेने से भी दमे को नियंत्रि‍त करने में राहत मिलती है।
किड़नी में पथरी की समस्या
तीन हल्की कच्ची भिंड़ी को पतली-पतली लम्बी-लम्बी काट लें। कांच के बर्तन में दो लीटर पानी में कटी हुई भिंड़ी ड़ाल कर रात भर के लिए रख दें। सुबह भिंड़ी को उसी पानी में निचोड़ कर भिंड़ी को निकाल लें। ये सारा पानी दो घंटों के अन्दर-अन्दर पी लें। इससे किड़नी की पथरी से छुटकारा मिलता है।
पेट में वायु की अधिकता
1- ऐसी समस्या से छुटकारा पाने के लिए भोजन के बाद 3-4 मोटी इलायची के दाने चबा कर ऊपर से नींबू पानी पीने से पेट हल्का होता है।
2- सुबह-शाम 1/4 चम्मच त्रिफला का चूर्ण गर्म पानी के साथ लेने से पेट नर्म होता है।
3- अजवायन और काला नमक को समान मात्रा में मिला कर गर्म पानी से पीने से पेट का अफारा ठीक होता है।
नाभि के अपने स्थान से खिसक जाने पर
1- मरीज़ को सीधा लिटाकर उसकी नाभि के चारों ओर सूखे आंवले का आटा बना कर उसमें अदरक का रस मिलाकर बांध दें और दो घंटों के लिए सीधा ही लेटे रहने दें। दो बार ऐसा करने से नाभि अपने स्थान पर आ जायेगी। दर्द और दस्त जैसे कष्ट भी दूर होंगे।
2- ऐसे समय में मरीज़ को मुंग की दाल वाली खिचड़ी खाने में देनी चाहिए।
3- अदरक और हींग का सेवन भी फायदा करता है।
दस्त की समस्या
1- खाना खाने के बाद एक कप लस्सी में एक चुटकी भुना ज़ीरा और काला नमक ड़ाल कर पीएं। दस्त में आराम आयेगा।
2- अदरक का रस नाभि के आस-पास लगाने से दस्त में आराम मिलता है।
3- मिश्री और अमरूद खाने से भी आराम मिलता है।
4- कच्चा पपीता उबाल कर खाने से दस्त में आराम मिलता है।
बार-बार मूत्र आये
1- सुबह-शाम एक-एक गुड़ और तिल से बना लड्ड़ु खाना चाहिए।
2- शाम के समय काले भुने हुए चने छिल्का सहित खाएं और एक छोटा सा टुकड़ा गुड़ का खाकर पानी पी लें।
उल्टी
1- तुलसी के रस में बराबर की मात्रा में शहद मिला कर चाटने से उल्टी बन्द हो जाती है।
2- 2 चम्मच शहद में बराबर मात्रा में प्याज़ का रस मिला कर चाटने से उल्टी बन्द हो जाती है।
3- दिन में 5-6 बार एक-एक चम्मच पोदीने का रस पीने से उल्टी बन्द हो जाती है।
बच्चों को सर्दी या बुखार हो जाय तब
1- दो-तीन तुलसी के पत्ते और छोटा सा टुकड़ा अदरक को सिलबट्टे पर पीस कर मलमल के कपड़े की सहायता से रस निकाल कर 1 चम्मच शहद मिला कर दिन में 2-3 बार देने से सर्दी में आराम मिलता है।
2- लौंग को पानी की बूंदों की सहायता से रगड़ कर उसका पेस्ट माथे पर और नाभि पर लगाना चाहिए।
3- एक कप पानी में चार-पाँच तुलसी के पत्ते और एक टुकड़ा अदरक ड़ाल कर उबाल लें पानी की आधी मात्रा रह जाने पर उसमें एक चम्मच गुड़ ड़ाल कर उबाल लें। दिन में दो बार दें। आराम आ जायेगा।


1 साल ..की कीमत उस से पूछो
👉जो फेल हुआ हो ।

1 महीने... ..की कीमत उस से पूछो
👉जिसको पिछले महीने तनख्वाह
ना मिली हो ।

1 हफ्ते... ..की कीमत उस से पूछो
👉जो पूरा हफ्ते अस्पताल में रहा हो।

1 दिन.. ..की कीमत उस से पूछो
👉जो सारा दिन से भूखा हो ।

1 घंटे.. ..की कीमत उस से पूछो
👉जिसने किसी का इंतज़ार किया हो।

1 मिनट... ..की कीमत उस से पूछो
👉जिसकी ट्रेन 1 मिनट से मिस हुई हो।

1 सेकंड.. ..की कीमत उस से पूछो..
👉जो दुर्घटना से बाल बाल बचा हो।

इसलिये हर पल का शुक्रिया करो ।👍
 👍 लाख टके की बात_ 👌

    कोई नही देगा साथ तेरा यहॉं
  हर कोई यहॉं खुद ही में मशगुल है

 जिंदगी का बस एक ही ऊसुल है यहॉं,
         तुझे गिरना भी खुद है
                  और सम्हलना भी खुद है..😊

"जो मुस्कुरा रहा है, उसे दर्द ने पाला
होगा...,
जो चल रहा है, उसके पाँव में छाला होगा...,
बिना संघर्ष के इन्सान चमक नही सकता,
यारों...,
जो जलेगा उसी दिये में तो, उजाला होगा...।
अगर आप किसी को
रोटी
खिलाते है
तो उसका पेट एक दिन
के लिए
भरेगा ।
लेकिन अगर आप किसी
को रोटी
कमाने का
तरीका सिखा देते
है तो वो
जीवन भर आपना पेट भर
सकता है....
अगर किस्मत आज़माते-आज़माते थक गये हों…
तो कभी ख़ुद को आज़माईये,
नतीजे बेहतर
होंगें…!!!
"हुनर" सड़को पर तमाशे करता है...!!
और...
"किस्मत" महलो पर राज करती है...!.!!!
अपने हाथों की लकीरें ना बदल
पाया मैं !
दोस्तों ...
आप जैसे खुश नसीबों से बहुत हाथ मिलाये
मैंने...
किसी के काम ना आए तो आदमी
क्या है....!!
जो अपनी ही फिक्र में गुजरे, वो
जिंदगी क्या
है....!!!
कुछ तुम बांट लेना कुछ मैं बांट लूंगा ..
यूं कम हो जायेंगे गम जिंदगी के ..
सबसे बड़ा भय - पाप
सबसे पवित्र वस्तु - ज्ञान
सबसे बड़ा सत्य -मृत्यु
सबसे सर्वोत्तम दिन - आज
सबसे सर्वोत्तम धन - संतोष
सबसे उपयुक्त समय - अभी
सबसे मूल्यवान वस्तु - समय
सबसे बड़ी भूल - समय की
बर्बादी
सबसे बड़ी आवश्यकता - समान्य ज्ञान
सबसे बड़ा विश्वासी मित्र - अपने दोनो हाथ
सबसे बड़ी देश सेवा - आदर्श नागरिक बनना
" इन्सान ,
घर बदलता है ...
लिबास बदलता है ...
रिश्ते बदलता है ...
दोस्त बदलता है ...
फिर भी परेशान क्यों रहेता है ....
क्योकि वो खुद को नहीं बदलता ... "
इसलिए मिर्ज़ा ग़ालिब ने कहा था :
" उमर भर ग़ालिब यही भूल करता रहा ,
धूल चहेरे पे थी और आयना साफ करता
रहा !!!
"
दुनिया में दो ही चीज़ें
ऐसी है ,
जिसमें किसी का कुछ नहीं जाता
..
एक मुस्कुराहट
और दूसरी दुआ....=====
दुध का कप लेकर आप
खिड़की के पास बैठे हों
और बाहर के सुंदर नज़ारे का
आनंद लेते हुए दुध की चुस्की लेते हैं
.....अरे चीनी डालना तो भूल ही गये..;

और तभी फिर से किचन मेँ जाकर
चीनी डालने का आलस आ गया....
आज फीकी दुध को जैसे तैसे
पी गए,कप खाली कर दिया

तभी आपकी नज़र कप के तल
में पड़ी बिना घुली चीनी पर
पडती है..!!
मुख पर मुस्कुराहट लिए सोच में पड
गये...चम्मच होता तो मिला लेता

हमारे जीवन मे भी कुछ ऐसा ही है...
सुख ही सुख बिखरा पड़ा है
हमारे आस पास...
लेकिन,
बिन घुली उस चीनी की तरह !!

थोड़ा सा ध्यान दें-
किसी के साथ हँसते-हँसते उतने ही
हक से रूठना भी आना चाहिए !
अपनो की आँख का पानी
धीरे से पोंछना आना चाहिए !
रिश्तेदारी और दोस्ती में कैसा
मान अपमान ?
बस अपनों के दिल मे रहना
आना चाहिए...!

प्यार रूपी चम्मच
से जीवन में मिठास घोलना कभी न भूले ।
मै यादों का किस्सा खोलूँ तो,
कुछ दोस्त बहुत याद आते हैं.
मै गुजरे पल को सोचूँ तो,
कुछ दोस्त बहुत याद आते हैं.
अब जाने कौन सी नगरी में,
आबाद हैं जाकर मुद्दत से.
मै देर रात तक जागूँ तो ,
कुछ दोस्त बहुत याद आते हैं.
कुछ बातें थीं फूलों जैसी,
कुछ लहजे खुशबू जैसे थे,
मै शहर-ए-चमन में टहलूँ तो,
कुछ दोस्त बहुत याद आते हैं.
वो पल भर की नाराजगियाँ,
और मान भी जाना पलभर में,
अब खुद से भी रूठूँ तो,
कुछ दोस्त बहुत याद आते हैं======
मै बाहर खड़ा बारिश में उन हसीं लम्हों को याद करता हूँ,
पानी की टपकती बूंदों के बीच उन्ही यादों में फिर खो जाना चाहता हूँ.....
कभी हस्ते थे साथ कभी लड़ा करते थे,
जब उन यादों को समेटने की कोशिश करता हूँ तो थम सा जाता हूँ.....
और आज इस बात का अफ़सोस बना रहा हूँ,
बारिश में खड़े होकर खुद को कम और आँखों को ज्यादा भिगो रहा हूँ.........
स्त्री क्या है ?

जब भगवान स्त्री की रचना कर रहे थे तब उन्हें काफी समय लग गया । आज छठा दिन था और स्त्री की रचना अभी भी अधूरी थी।
इसिलए देवदूत ने पूछा भगवन्, आप इसमें इतना समय क्यों ले रहे हो...?🏻

भगवान ने जवाब दिया, "क्या तूने इसके सारे गुणधर्म (specifications) देखे हैं, जो इसकी रचना के लिए जरूरी है ?

१. यह हर प्रकार की परिस्थितियों को संभाल सकती है

२. यह एक साथ अपने सभी बच्चों को संभाल सकती है एवं खुश रख सकती है ।

३. यह अपने प्यार से घुटनों की खरोंच से लेकर टूटे हुये दिल के घाव भी भर सकती है ।

४. यह सब सिर्फ अपने दो हाथों से कर सकती है

५. इस में सबसे बड़ा "गुणधर्म" यह है कि बीमार होने पर भी अपना ख्याल खुद रख सकती है एवं 18 घंटे काम भी कर सकती है।

देवदूत चकित रह गया और आश्चर्य से पूछा-

🏻"भगवान ! क्या यह सब दो हाथों से कर पाना संभव है ?"

भगवान ने कहा यह स्टैंडर्ड रचना है
(यह गुणधर्म सभी में है )

देवदूत ने नजदीक जाकर स्त्री को हाथ लगाया और कहा, "भगवान यह तो बहुत नाज़ुक है"

भगवान ने कहा हाँ यह बहुत ही नाज़ुक है, मगर इसे बहुत Strong बनाया है ।

इसमें हर परिस्थितियों को संभालने की ताकत है

देवदूत ने पूछा क्या यह सोच भी सकती है ??

भगवान ने कहा यह सोच भी सकती है और मजबूत हो कर मुकाबला भी कर सकती है।

देवदूत ने नजदीक जाकर स्त्री के गालों को हाथ लगाया और बोला, "भगवान ये तो गीले हैं। लगता है इसमें से लिकेज हो रहा है।"

भगवान बोले, "यह लीकेज नहीं है, यह इसके आँसू हैं।"

देवदूत: आँसू किस लिए ??

भगवान बोले : यह भी इसकी ताकत हैं । आँसू इसको फरीयाद करने एवं प्यार जताने एवं अपना अकेलापन दूर करने का तरीका है

देवदूत: भगवान आपकी रचना अदभुत है । आपने सब कुछ सोच कर बनाया है, आप महान है🏻

भगवान बोले-
यह स्त्री रूपी रचना अदभुत है । यही हर पुरुष की ताकत है जो उसे प्रोत्साहित करती है। वह सभी को खुश देखकर खुश रहतीँ है। हर परिस्थिति में हंसती रहती है । उसे जो चाहिए वह लड़ कर भी ले सकती है। उसके प्यार में कोइ शर्त नहीं है (Her love is unconditional) उसका दिल टूट जाता है जब अपने ही उसे धोखा दे देते है । मगर हर परिस्थितियों से समझौता करना भी जानती है।

देवदूत: भगवान आपकी रचना संपूर्ण है।

भगवान बोले ना, अभी इसमें एक त्रुटि है

"यह अपनी "महत्वत्ता" भूल जाती है"
(" She often forgets what she is worth".)

सभी आदरणीय स्त्रीयों को समर्पित।
(To all respectful women)
✨💥💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼💥💥🎊🎉


Mishraji Interview Ke Liye Gaye.

Naukri Already Boss Ke Saale Ko Mil Chuki Thee.

Par Formality Ke Liye Interview Jaroori Tha.

Isliye Aise Sawaal Pucche Ja Rahe The Jinka Koi Matlab Nahi Tha.

Mishraji Ki Bari Aayi.

Interviewer : Aap Nadi Ke Beech Ek Boat Par Ho, Aur Apke Paas do Cigarettes Ke Alawa Kuch Bhi Nahi Hai.
Apko ek cigarette Jallana Hai. ? Kaise Jalaoge ?

Mishraji Very Serious.
Sir Iske teen-char Solutions Ho Sakte Hai...

Interviewer 😳Shocked Lekin Kahaan... Batao!!!

Mishraji Ke Out Of The World Answers: Take one cigarette and throw it in the Water. So the boat will become
LIGHTER…… using this LIGHTER you can light the other Cigarette

Interviewer:- 😳😳😳😳

Mishraji's another deadly solution:
You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette

Interviewer:-😁😁😁😁

Mishraji:- Sir one more Solution….
Take water in your hand
and drop it drop by drop…(TIP – TIP)

Interviewer:-
😫😫😫
Usse Kya hoga..

Mishraji:- Sir Aapne Wo Gaana Nahin Suna
“TIP TIP barsa Pani. Pani ne aag lagayee.” us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee”

Mishraji - Sir If that was not enough, i have one more solution…..
Start loving one cigarette,The other will get jealous & “jalney lagega”

Interviewer Impressed :-
👌👌👌👏👏👏👍👍👍👉👊👈 Saale ko maaro goli, naukri Mishra ji ko hee de do.

Mishra ji can sell anything...😂😂

क्रोध को ऐसे टालना-

क्रोध सोमवार को आये, तो कहना कि सप्ताह की शुरुआत है - आज नहीं करूँगा ।

मंगलवार को आये, तो बोलना कि मंगल में अमंगल क्यों करूँ ।

बुध को आये, तो कहना कि बुध तो शुद्ध है - इसे अशुद्ध क्यों करुँ ।

गुरुवार को आये, तो बोलना आज तो गुरु का दिन है - मन में शान्ति रखना है ।

शुक्रवार को आये, तो कहना कि शुक्र को तो शुक्रिया अदा करना है भगवान का ।

शनिवार को आये, तो सोचना कि शनि के दिन घर में शनिचर क्यों आयें g

और रविवार को आये, तो कहना- आज तो छुट्टी का दिन है ।
खुश रहिये, मुस्कराते रहिये और हाँ, कभी क्रोध न कीजिये ।

🌹🌹
✒एक पेन गल्ती कर सकता है लेकिन एक✏ पेन्सिल गल्ती नही कर सकती।
क्योंकि उसके साथ दोस्त है,"रबर", जब तक एक सच्चा दोस्त आपके साथ हैं, वह आपकी जिंदगी की गलतियां मिटाकर आपको सम्पूर्ण बना देगा।
👫सच्चे दोस्त साथ रखिये और स्वार्थियों से बचें।
 दो लाइन दोस्तों के नाम- वातावरण को जो महका दे उसे 'इत्र' कहते हैं, जीवन को जो महका दे उसे 'मित्र' कहते है| 🌹 🌹🙏🙏सुप्रभात🙏🙏🌹🌹

We Indians are Unique ...



1. Every Indian bachelor wants to marry a fair girl.

2. We spend more time talking to guests at the door when they are leaving than while sitting in the living room.

3. Picking up/dropping off a relative to airport/railway stn. is an important family affair.

4. We thrive on street food and don't get sick.

5. Every Indian mother has 2 careers: Working/Housewife + Match Making.

6. Indian girls have 3 type of brothers: Real brother, Cousin brother Rakhee brother.

7. The bride must cry at her Vidaai. She has no business looking happy.

8. We go on cleaning sprees only when we have guests coming over.

9. No matter how old we are, our parents need to know every detail of our schedule; daily. No excuses. No exemption.

10. When Indian parents buy tickets, every child becomes under 12.

11. Getting a half ticket is a huge victory!

12. If we live in another city and don't call our Mom daily, she'll freak out and call all our friends to make sure, we are alive.

13. No other nationality can beat Indians in bargaining.
“Chalo bhaiya. Na tera na mera. Itne paise theek hain.”

14. No matter if we are Convent educated when we are actually angry, we switch to highly effective, dirty, swear words in our mother tongue.

15. When the doorbell rings, a male or kid goes to open the door. But the female runs for her dupatta.

16. Why to change the batteries on a remote controller when you can just slap the shit out of the remote and make it work!

17. Meeting a person with the same surname is like finding a long lost twin.

18. We always race to beat the others in paying a bill.

BEAUTIFUL QUOTES ON LIFE


Every Artist gives his own name to his work.
But there is no artist like a "MOTHER",
who gives birth to a child,
But gives the Father's surname to their child!!!
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Life is in Constant Conflict Between Love and Ego.
Love Always Wants To Say Sorry
Ego Always Wants To Hear It.!
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Someone asked Life:
Why are you so difficult...????!!!
Life Smiled and said "You people never appreciate easy things"...
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Forgive others,
not because they deserve forgiveness,
but because you deserve Peace...
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Unbelievable fact --
Our body is full of water but wherever it hurts, blood comes out
Our heart is full of Blood but whenever it hurts, TEARS come out.
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If you have a "Magnetic" personality and
yet people don't get attracted to you - it's not your fault.
They have "Iron" deficiency in their bodies.
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*Coolest. . . . . .*
*"if we sleep on flowers, it’s called our first night"*
*"if flowers sleep on us, it’s called our last night"*
*Reality of life....*
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Pearl of the Day:
"If You want to feel Rich,
Just Count All The Things You have, That Money cannot Buy."
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The best relationship is not the one that brings together perfect people,
but when each individual learns to live with the imperfections of others
and can admire the other person's good qualities !!!

Symptoms Of Heart-Attack

Tell-Tale Signs And Symptoms Of Heart-Attack


People often expect a heart attack to be dramatic like it is in the movies, but the reality tends to be different and can even go unnoticed. Here are the tell-tale signs and symptoms of a heart attack:

What happens during a heart attack?
During a heart attack, the blood flow to the heart muscle is either reduced or completely stops. This typically happens because of a blood clot that is blocking an artery. When the heart muscle does not get oxygen-rich blood, it ceases to work.


Some common heart attack symptoms:




- A heart attack often causes chest pain.
- There is a feeling of fullness or a clasping pain in the center of the chest. Most victims describe the pain as akin to an elephant standing on the chest (extreme pain). It usually lasts for about 15 minutes.

- One also experiences shooting pain in the shoulders, neck, arm, back and sometimes even the teeth and jaw.

- One finds increasing episodes of chest pain.

- Prolonged pain in the upper abdomen.

- Shortness of breath.

- The victim might experience heavy sweating.

- Since the heart’s pumping action is severely impaired during a severe heart attack, the victim might lose his/her consciousness.

* In rare cases, as in patients who are diabetic, the heart attack may not be very painful, and sometimes can even be entirely painless.

Some symptoms that may also appear include:
Pain in the abdomen
Heart burn
Unusual tiredness
Nausea
Tightness or pain in the neck, shoulders or upper back



Heart attack symptoms are not the same for everyone
Not everyone who has a heart attack has the same symptoms. Many a time, we also tend to ignore a heart attack thinking it might be mere abdominal discomfort due to gas pains or indigestion. If you have more than a few of the symptoms listed above, then you are likely to be having one. Get emergency help immediately.

What to do in case of a heart attack?

Rush to a hospital: Immediately. If you recognize that you or someone around you is having a heart attack, get immediate medical help.

Take Disprin (Asprin): As soon as you recognize it is an attack, crush a disprin, dissolve it in water and make the person drink it.

Emergency numbers: Every office and home must keep a list of emergency numbers like that of an ambulance service and hospital.

A heart attack is different from a cardiac arrest




Do not confuse a heart attack with cardiac arrest. In the case of cardiac arrest, the heart suddenly stops. It occurs due to an electrical disturbance that obstructs the heart’s pumping function, which results in stopping blood flow to the rest of the body. Below are two fact files detailing the differences between a heart attack and cardiac arrest:




Sudden Cardiac Arrest Fact File

SCA is a chaotic electrical condition of the heart resulting in the loss of blood flow to the brain and body. The most common form of SCA is ventricular fibrillation.

Causes
Electrical impulses of the heart become chaotic due to a blow to the chest or other (sometimes-unknown) health-related issues. As a result, the heart stops beating regularly and begins to flutter rapidly.

Symptoms
Typically, there are no symptoms to SCA. Usually, the first indication of SCA is when the victim faints. The second sign is breathing cessation.

Victim's Response
A sudden cardiac arrest victim always loses consciousness from lack of oxygen.

Risk of Death
A victim of SCA will die unless treated. If left untreated, the chances of survival decrease by 10% per minute. Typically, permanent brain damage occurs within 5-7 minutes.

Treatment
The only treatment for SCA is defibrillation from an automated external defibrillator (AED). A shock from the AED stops the chaotic electrical activity and allows the heart's sinus node to resume a normal electrical impulse.

Heart Attack Fact File

The medical term for a heart attack is myocardial infarction: a blockage of the coronary arteries leading to a decrease in blood flow. When this happens, the heart muscles die or become permanently damaged.

Causes
Plaque made of cholesterol and other cells builds up in the walls of the heart’s arteries. When the build-up is great enough, the plaque creates a blockage, known as an occlusion, which restricts the blood supply to the heart muscle.

Symptoms
Warning signs of a heart attack include a tightening feeling in the chest, a sore or numb left arm, lower back, neck, and/or jaw. Other signs include bad indigestion, a feeling that something heavy is sitting on your chest, and shortness of breath.

Victim's Response
The victim of a heart attack is usually conscious and alert.

Risk of Death
Most victims can recover fully and lead normal lives, but about a third of heart attacks are deadly. A heart attack can lead to sudden cardiac arrest.

Treatment
One treatment of a heart attack can be angioplasty, which opens up the blocked vessels with a medical balloon. Afterwards, a stent can be placed in the artery to help keep it open. Other treatments include clot-busting drugs called thrombolytics or nitroglycerin to reduce chest pain.

So, remember this information, and most of all, remember the ABCs of heart care: Avoiding Tobacco, stress and fatty foods, Being more active and Choosing the right nutrition and life style that will keep your heart healthy!

14 Foods that Can Replace Pills



14 Foods that Can Replace Pills



Whenever we start feeling ill, the first thing we do is reach for the medicine cabinet. The problem with taking pills is that even though they’ll probably help with your predicament, they’re also bound to have unwanted side effects. The best solution is to use these 14 natural remedies, which are just as efficient as drugs.


1. Bananas – Stress and anxiety

Next time you feel stressed, grab a banana! With an average of 105 calories and 14 grams of sugar, a banana will boost your blood-sugar levels and help combat hunger. Additionally, a banana contains 30% of your daily requirement of Vitamin B6, which helps your brain in the production of serotonin - a chemical that helps reduce stress.






2. Yogurt – Constipation and gas

One and a half cups of yogurt are packed full of probiotics that assist in digestion and improves the stomach’s ability to digest dairy and legumes – a major cause of gastric gasses.

3. Raisins - High blood pressure

A large handful of resins (approx. 60) contains over 200mg of potassium, as well as 1 gram of fiber. These are strongly recommended as part of a diet to help reduce blood pressure. Recent studies show that the polyphenols in grapes, raisins and wine, help maintain the circulatory system and reduce blood pressure.








4. Apricots – Kidney stones

4 dried apricots contain 2 grams of fiber, 235mg of potassium and just 3mg of sodium. This combination is highly effective at preventing minerals from getting trapped in your kidneys, which is the cause of the most common kidney stones.

5. Tuna – Foul mood

A can of tuna contains about 800mg of Omega-3, a fatty acid that is considered vital in the treatment of depression. Omega 3 is even an approved treatment for depression by the American Psychiatric Association.







6. Ginger tea - Nausea



A time-old proven treatment for nausea, ginger has also been scientifically proven to be helpful in dealing with nausea caused by motion sickness as well as morning sickness. It is as effective as anti-nausea medicine, but without the side effects (such as ‘cottonmouth’ and lethargy)

7. Basil - Indigestion

Studies suggest that the eugenol in basil is highly effective as a gastric painkiller, nausea reduction, cramping and diarrhea by eliminating bacteria Salmonella and Listeria. Basil is also effective at preventing halitosis.

8. Pears – High cholesterol

The average pear contains 5 grams of the dietary fiber Pectin, which helps clear the body of ‘bad cholesterol’ (LDL).

9. Cabbage – Stomach ulcers

In a research published by the John Hopkins Medical School, it was found that the sulforaphane in cabbage helps battle the helicobacter pylori bacteria (a main cause for ulcers). It is believed that sulforaphane may also help prevent gastric tumors.






10. Figs - Hemorrhoids

Dried figs are rich in dietary fiber, which in turn, produce softer feces and aiding in reducing hemorrhoids and the liness of developing them.

11. Potatoes - Headaches

A medium-sized potato contains 37 carbohydrates, which help reduce headaches by increasing serotonin production in the brain.

12. Garlic – Yeast infection

Garlic contains many essential oils that help prevent the development of yeast infections.






13. Chamomile tea – Heartburn

A great treatment for gastric inflammation, cramping, heartburn and gas, is mixing 2 teaspoons of chamomile tea in a cup of boiling water and brewing it for about 20 minutes and then drinking it.

14. Orange juice – Lethargy

The fructose in orange juice is a natural and fast-working stimulant, and research has proven the ability of Vitamin C to reduce damage caused by free radicals and provide the body with energy. Vitamin C is also a key factor in maintaining iron levels in our blood, which keeps it oxygenated.

Reduce your Weight by Natural Way



Obesity can RISK your health; reduce your Weight by Natural Way.


10 Effective Home Remedies for Losing Weight ~

1) Fruits and green vegetables are low calorie foods, so over weight persons should use these more frequently.

2) One should avoid intake of too much salt. Salt may be a factor for increasing the body weight.

3) Milk products like cheese, butter should be avoided because these are rich in fat. Meat and non-vegetarian foods should also be avoided.

4) Spices like dry ginger, cinnamon, black pepper etc. Are good for losing weight and can be used in a number of ways.

5) Vegetables like bitter gourd (Karela), and bitter variety of drumstick are useful for loosing weight.

6) Taking of honey is an excellent home remedy for obesity. It mobilizes the extra deposited fat in the body and puts it into circulation, which is utilized as energy for normal functions. One should start with small quantity of about 10 GMs. Or a table spoonful to be taken with hot water. It is good to take it in early morning. A teaspoonful of fresh lemon juice may also be added.

7) Cabbage is considered to be an effective remedy for losing weight. This vegetable inhibits the conversion of sugar and other carbohydrates into fat. Hence, it is of great value in weight reduction. It can be taken raw or cooked.

8) Exercise is an important part of weight reduction plan. It helps to use up calories stored in body as fat. In addition, it also relieves tension and tones up the muscles of the body. Walking is the best exercise to begin with and may be followed by running, swimming, rowing.

9) Lime juice is excellent for weight reduction. Juice of a lime mixed in a glass of warm water and sweetened with honey should be taken every morning on an empty stomach.


10) Measure the portions of your food every meal and make sure that the portions are small. For example one portion of rice should not be more than the quantity which can fit in your fist. Smaller meals at a regular interval of 4 to 5 hours will keep your metabolism high and prevent your body from converting the food you intake into fat. You must also include regular exercise in your daily routine to help enhance weight reduction.