Saturday, January 9, 2016

Pls laugh very hard
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Principal : School ka time 8 baje ka tha or tum 9 baje aa rahe ho ? Little cute student: Sir tussi na mera intezar na karya karo, school shuru kar diya karo. ๐Ÿ˜‰
Lazyness rocks:
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Boy : Mom, please give me a glass of water,
Mom : You come and drink.
Boy : Please mom.
Mom : If you repeat, I'll slap you.
Boy : When you come to slap me, bring the water.
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Nursery ke student ne Exam sheet pe SUSU kar Diya.
Teacher : Yeh kya kiya hai ?
Student : Mummy ne kaha tha ki Pehle jo aa raha ho wahi karna๐Ÿ˜
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Dukandar se Chota Baccha :
Uncle rang gora karne wali Cream hai.
Dukandar : Haan hai.
Baccha: To lagata kyun nahi, main roz tujhe dekhkar darr jata hu.๐Ÿ˜œ
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Beta - Papa, aap jaise mujhe marte ho, vaise Dadaji bhi apko marte the kya ?
Papa - Bilkul marte the
Beta - Toh yeh khandani gundagardi kab tak chalegi...๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜
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A Cute Sentence Written By A Child On His Maths Book :

"Dear Maths ! Please Grow Up and Start solving your problems yourself.
I have my own Problems!" :):):):-) ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Father :- agar iss bar tum exam mein fail hue to mujhe papa mat kehna...๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก

Aftr exam

Father ๐Ÿ˜  : How is ur result ?

Son ๐Ÿ˜ก : Dimag kharab mat kar Dharampal, tu baap ka haq kho chuka hai.๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜›

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