If commerce students start making films

If commerce students start making films

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Hum tax De chuke Sanam
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Today's Professional Management FUNDAS

Today's Professional Management FUNDAS

1."We will do it" means "You will do it"

2."You have done a great job" means "More work to be given to you"

3."We are working on it" means "We have not yet started working on the same"



4."Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means "Its not getting done "At least not tomorrow!"

5."After discussion we will decide-I am very open to views" means "I have already decided, I will tell you what to do"

6."There was a slight miscommunication" means "We had actually lied"

7."Lets call a meeting and discuss" means "I have no time now, will talk later"

8."We can always do it" means "We actually cannot do the same on time"

9."We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension of the deadline" means "The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver on time."

10."We had slight differences of opinion "means "We had actually fought and messed up"

11."Make a list of the work that you do and let's see how I can help you" means "Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me"

12."You should have told me earlier" means "Well even if you told me earlier that would have made hardly any difference!"

13."We need to find out the real reason" means "Well I will tell you where your fault is"

14."Well Family is important; your leave is always granted. Just ensure that the work is not affected," means, "Well you know..."

15."We are a team," means, "I am not the only one to be blamed"

16."That's actually a good question" means "I do not know anything about it"

17 ."All the Best" means "You are in trouble"

Management Lessons

Four Management Lessons

Lesson Number One

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?"

The crow answered: "Sure, why not."


So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Management Lesson: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.


Lesson Number Two

A turkey was chatting with a bull.

"I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy. "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

Management Lesson: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.


Lesson Number Three

When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control the whole body's responses and functions."

The feet said, "We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go." The hands said, "We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money." And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up.

All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work. Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered. Eventually they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed.

All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!

Management Lesson: You don't need brains to be Boss, any asshole will do!



Lesson Number Four

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out!

He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard he bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him!

Management Lessons:

1. Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.
2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3. When you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut!

What is confidence?

What is confidence?

A hypothetical situation where 20 CEO's board an airplane and are told that the flight that they are about to take is the first-ever to feature Pilotless technology: It is an uncrewed aircraft.

Each one of the CEO's is then told, privately, that their company's software is Aircraft's automatic pilot system. Nineteen of the CEOs promptly leave the aircraft, each offering a different type of excuse.

One CEO alone remains on board the jet, seeming very calm indeed, asked why he is so confident in this first uncrewed flight, he replies "If it is the same software that runs my company's IT systems, this plane won't even take off."

This is Confidence!!!

Desi Boy

Desi Boy: "Mere 4 Bhai & 6 Behne Hain, Aap K Kitne Hain?

American Boy:

"Mere Bhai, Behen Nahi,
Par Pehli Mom Se 4 Papa Aur Pehle Papa Se 6 Mom Hain"

What the Girls Want

What I Want in a Man, Original List

1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer thing
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover


What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)

1. Nice looking
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week


What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)

1. Not too ugly
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends


What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)

1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't retell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends


What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)

1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend


What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)

1. Breathing
2. Doesn't miss the toilet.

Father watching TV

Father watching F T V suddenly son came.

Father: gareeb ladkiyan hain, kapde lene k liye bhi paise nahi hain!

Son: jab isse bhi gareeb aaen to mujhe bula lena.

Santa & Judge

Santa - Bachpan me maa ki baat suni hoti to aaj ye din na dekhna padta.

JUDGE - Kya kehti thi maa?

Santa - Jab baat hi nahi suni toh kaise bataun kya kehti thi.

Key Ideas Of Working

91. Tap into Your Secret Stress-Buster.
Breathing can help alleviate stress. Remind yourself to take slightly deeper breaths.

92. Speak to Others with Love and Respect.
It’s not only proper and less stressful to speak to other people in a kind and respectful manner, it is also smart business.

93. Don’t Go There.
If you feel that a path you’re taking might induce negative feelings, behavior, or
situations, don’t go there. Use the same principle when you find yourself asking
personal questions and thinking negative thoughts.

94. Remember to Appreciate the People You Work With.
People need and deserve to be appreciated. If you want to be around people who are happier and more loyal, show them your appreciation.

95. Don’t Sweat Your Critics.
When faced with critics, use their criticism to add to your growth. Don’t allow
yourself to become too affected.

96. Reduce Your Self-Induced Stress.
Believe it or not, you are personally responsible for a lot of the stress you are
feeling. Pay attention to your thoughts and try to dismiss the self-defeating ones.

97. Become Aware of the Thought Factor.
Your experience of life comes from your own thinking and perception. Choose to respond positively to negative situations.

98. Ease Off Your Ego.
Choose to shrink the size of your ego. This will take a lot of humility and
patience but this will ease a lot of pressure.

99. Remember, Small Stuff Happens.
Accept that you will encounter a lot of small stuff within the day. Instead of worrying or panicking, just accept that you will have to deal with them.

100. Don’t Live for Retirement.
Live for today. Don’t postpone being happy. Every day is important so you might as well be happy right now. If you do so, you will be happy every single day for the rest of your life.

Thought Of The Day

“ALL rewards come from doing, not from knowing.”

Key Ideas Of Working

80. Stay Close to Your Center.
When you feel calm and inspired, you are close to your center.

Therefore, you’ll be able to get work done more effectively and

efficiently.

81. Forgive Yourself, You’re Human.
Once again, you must face that it is inevitable that you’ll make

mistakes. Forgive your flaws and errors. Accept them as an

unavoidable fact of life and learn to recover from them.

82. Put Your Mind in Neutral.
By clearing your mind of focused thinking, you become responsive. Your best
work can be accomplished when your mind is in neutral.

83. Marvel at How Often Things Go Right.
Instead of complaining why things always go wrong, stop and

think about those times when everything went right.

84. Make Peace with Chaos.
Chaos is everywhere. The best way to deal with chaos is to

surrender and make peace with it. Instead of trying to control

your world, learn to work with chaos without being negatively affected.

85. Prevent Burnout.
Strive to keep a balanced life. You should also be growth-oriented. Make sure
you have a life outside of work.

86. Experience a Magical Transformation.
Transform your current way of thinking and behavior into a

more positive alternative. Review your negative habits and

traits and try to conquer them.

87. Avoid “If Only, Then” Thinking.
Stop wishing that things were different. It is destructive and even

worse; you are putting your happiness on hold.

88. Eliminate the Worry Factor.
When you worry less, you will experience more success. Excessive

worrying will only make it difficult for you to focus your efforts.

89. Ask for What You Want, But Don’t Insist on Getting It.
Do not be afraid to ask for what you want. However, do not be

attached to the outcome. Otherwise, you are setting yourself up

disappointment.

90. Remember the Whole Story.
Don’t focus on the negative. In truth, things are not as bad as it seems.

The Biggest Mystery of Maths

The Biggest Mystery of Maths

1000s of years passed,
Millions of theorems derived,
Thousands of formulas made,

But still.....


X is unknown!!


but


XXX is well known!

How A Girls Mind Works

How A Boys Mind Works

Pyar Karne Ki Apni Ek Reet Hai

Pyar Karne Ki Apni Ek Reet Hai..
Pyar Ka Dusara Naam Hi To Preet Hai..
Isiliye Try Maro Har Ladki Par,
Kyoki DARR Ke Aage JEET Hai

Kisi ka Hath Thamo To Chhodna Nhi
Vaada Kisi Se Kro To Todna Nhi
Koi Bhale Hi Tode Dil Tumhara
Agar Tum Ho Sachche To Uska Sath Chodhna Nhi

If u do not like any RULE

If u do not like any RULE, just follow it,
reach to the TOP and change the RULE.
Thats called AtTiTuDe
Do ur Best & Leave the Rest

Logic & Legal

Student: "What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?"

Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an "A", as agreed.

Later on the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question.

He immediately answers: "Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 25 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. The fact that you have given your wife's lover an "A", although he really should have failed, is neither legal, nor logical."

What is recession

What is recession?

This Story is about a man who once upon a time was selling Hotdogs by the roadside.

He was illiterate, so he never read newspapers.

He was hard of hearing, so he never listened to the radio.

His eyes were weak, so he never watched television.

But enthusiastically, he sold lots of hotdogs.

He was smart enough to offer some attractive schemes to increase his sales.

His sales and profit went up.

He ordered more a more raw material and buns and use to sale more.

He recruited few more supporting staff to serve more customers.

He started offering home deliveries. Eventually he got himself a bigger and better stove.

As his business was growing, the son, who had recently graduated from College, joined his father.

Then something strange happened.

The son asked, "Dad, aren´t you aware of the great recession that is coming our way?"

The father replied, "No, but tell me about it." The son said, "The international situation is terrible.

The domestic situation is even worse. We should be prepared for the coming bad times."

The man thought that since his son had been to college, read the papers, listened to the radio and watched TV.

He ought to know and his advice should not be taken lightly.

So the next day onwards, the father cut down the his raw material order and buns, took down the colourful signboard, removed all the special schemes he was offering to the customers and was no longer as enthusiastic.

He reduced his staff strength by giving layoffs.

Very soon, fewer and fewer people bothered to stop at his hotdog stand.

And his sales started coming down rapidly, same is the profit.

The father said to his son, "Son, you were right".

"We are in the middle of a recession and crisis. I am glad you warned me ahead of time."

MORAL OF THE STORY: It´s all in your MIND! And we actually FUEL this recession much more than it is.

Time To Study

Time to Study

Hi Friends,

It Is No Fault Of Student Becoz A Year Has Only 365 Days.

Days In A Year = 365

Sundays = 52 Days
Sundays Are Meant For Rest

Days Left = 313 Days

Summer Vacations = 60 Days
Weather Is Very Hot, and its a Vacation

Days Left = 253 Days

8 Hours Of Daily Sleep = 122 Days
Sleep Is Necessary

Days Left = 131

1 Hour Daily For Play = 15 Days
Its Good For Health

Days Left = 116 Days

2 Hours Daily For Food = 30 Days
Chew The Food Properly Don't Care For Time

Days Left = 86 Days

Examination Days In A Year = 30 Days
Giving Exams Is Necessary

Days Left = 56 Days

Winter Vacations = 25 Days

Weather Is Cold Its Difficult To Study

Days Left = 31 Days

Other Holidays = 20 Days

These Holidays Are To Enjoy

Days Left = 11 Days

Illness At least Once A Year = 8 Days
Becoz Of Illness Study Is Difficult

Days Left = 3 Days

Result Days = 3 Days
Going And Taking Result Is Necessary

Days Left =0 Days

So Tell Me Where Is The Time To Study?

Husband Wife

After slapping wife, husband says "A person only beats whom he actually loves."

The Angry wife slaps him twice and says-Do you think I love you lesser?

Striking

Desi Boy: "Mere 4 Bhai & 6 Behne Hain, Aap K Kitne Hain?

American Boy:
"Mere Bhai, Behen Nahi,
Par Pehli Mom Se 4 Papa Aur Pehle Papa Se 6 Mom Hain"

Santa & Banta

Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye


Santa: Today is Sunday I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets
Jeeto: Why 3?
Santa: For you and your parents


Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko

kyon ghoorte ho?
Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay
9am-11am


Sadhu: Bachcha teri biwi ko chuddail chipak gayee hai. Upaaye karvaao.
Banta: Upayaye? Baba, agar do behenein gale mil rahi hain to is mein harz hi kya hai?


Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis ke liye?
Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye.

Key Ideas Of Working

69. Back Off When You Don’t Know What to Do.
Don’t force the issue. If you don’t have a ready solution to

a problem, back off and extend less effort. This way, you

will not obstruct your wisdom and more ideas will come.

70. Admit that It’s Your Choice.
Remember that your career and the problems that come with

it are your choice.You are in charge of your own life.

71. Before Becoming Defensive, Take Note of What Is Being Said.
Before reacting defensively to something someone has said,

breathe, relax and genuinely listen. It might not be the

personal attack you are seeing it to be.

72. Complete As Many Tasks as Possible.
Never turn in unfinished work. Make sure that all your projects

are 100% completed. It is best to finish a project before moving

in to another.

73. Spend Ten Minutes a Day Doing Absolutely Nothing.
By spending a few minutes doing nothing every day, you are

regaining your perspective and allowing your wisdom and

common sense to thrive.

74. Learn to Delegate.
Focus on the tasks that you are most qualified to do and

delegate the rest.

75. Strengthen Your Presence.
Be charismatic and magnanimous. This way, people will be

drawn to your energy. Stop your mind from wandering and

choose to really be with the people you are with.

76. Learn to Say No without Guilt.
Give yourself the freedom to say no.

77. Take Your Next Vacation at Home.
Sometimes, the most relaxing, rejuvenating and energizing

vacations are the ones spent at home.

78. Don’t Let Negative Coworkers Get You Down.
Learn how to deal with negativity. If you don’t, you will end up

discouraged, frustrated and depressed yourself.

79. Make the Best of a “Noncreative” Position.
Make the best of the job you have now. Approach your job in

a positive manner and you will find that you will enjoy it more.

Santa Singh got his promotion

Santa Singh got his promotion and become an officer in

Punjab Government. To keep up with his status, he decided

to speak only in English to all his subordinates.

One morning, his peon peeped through the door to see if his

boss was busy. Santa Singh noticed him and shouted, '

Why are you outstanding! Please income.'

Thought Of The Day

“If you’re bored with life — or you don’t get up

every morning with a burning desire to do

things — you don’t have enough goals.”

Key Ideas Of Working

58. Don’t Be Too Quick to Comment.
Think before you speak. Refrain from giving unnecessary and

counterproductive comments.

59. Let Go of “Personality Clashes.”
Learn to accept that most of the time, you won’t be able to

choose the people you work with. You must respect other

people’s differences and not allow other people’s personalities

to affect you negatively.

60. Don’t Get Stressed by the Predictable.
Learn to deal with predictable stressful situations. Make

allowances for the inevitable and you will eliminate a lot

of stress.

61. Stop Procrastinating.
Don’t put off things until the last minute. Start tasks a little

earlier.

62. Confront Gently.
Sooner or later, you will have to confront someone. Do so

in a gentle and yet firm way. Assume that you will be able to

work things out.

63. Remember the Three R’s.
Be responsive, receptive, and reasonable.

64. Get Out of the Grumble Mode.
Get a sense of humor. Once again, you shouldn’t take things

too seriously.

65. Get It Over With.
Don’t save the worst for last. Don’t postpone or procrastinate

the inevitable, no matter how unsavory it might be.

66. Don’t live in an Imagined Future.
Refrain from dwelling on how much better your life would be in

the future. Also, do not worry about how terrible it is going to

be for you a few days from now.
You are giving up the present for events and situations that

might not even happen.

67. Make Someone Else Feel Good.
Remember the old adage: “If you want to feel good about yourself,

make someone else feel good.”

68. Compete from the Heart.
Competition is not a bad thing. You should compete hard and

yet be able to enjoy yourself and give back to society. Compete

because you love what you
do.

WHAT IS MARRIAGE

1. Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence (a life sentence).

2. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.

3. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her masters.

4. Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffeRING.

5. Married life is full of excitement and frustration: In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.In the third year, they both speak and the NEIGHBOUR listens.

6. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.You order what you want, and when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that instead.

7. There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.

8. A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.

9. Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.

10. Son: Is it true Dad? I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her. Father: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!

11. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

12. They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense.

13. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a 10-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

14. There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through HELL.

16. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

17. Eighty percent of married men cheat in America, the rest cheat in Europe.

18. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin. They just can't face each other, but they still stay together.

19. Marriage is man and a woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

20. Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After the marriage the "Y" becomes silent.

21. I married Miss right; I just didn't know her first name was Always.

22. It's not true that married men live longer than single men, it only seems longer.

23. Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

24. A man was complaining to a friend: I HAD IT ALL-MONEY, A BEAUTIFUL HOUSE, THE LOVE OF A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, THEN POW! IT WAS ALL GONE. WHAT HAPPENED, asked his friend. He says MY WIFE FOUND OUT.

25. WIFE: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. HUSBAND: OK, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway lighs on.

26. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another: AREN'T YOU WEARING YOUR RING ON THE WRONG FINGER? The other replied, YES, I, AM. I MARRIED THE WRONG MAN.

27. Man is incomplete until he gets married, then he is finished.

28. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

29. A man inserted an ad in the paper - WIFE WANTED. The next day he received a hundred of letters and they all said the same thing - YOU CAN HAVE MINE.

30. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing - either the car is new or the wife is.

Thought Of The Day

“Many of life’s failures are people who did not

realize how close they were to success when

they gave up.”

Key Ideas Of Working

48. Avoid Comments that Are Likely to Lead to Gossip or Unwanted
Chatter.
Refrain from using comments that can lead to unnecessary casual
conversations. You are wasting your time and energy.

49. See Beyond the Roles.
Remember that there is a real person behind every role. Learn to

view people as human beings first and not mere workers. You will

treat other people better and in the same way, other people will

treat you better as well.

50. Avoid the Tendency to Put a Cost on Personal Things.

Don’t calculate too much. When you put a price tag on everything

you do, you will find it hard to do things you enjoy.

51. When You Solicit Advice, Consider Taking It.
When seeking counsel, do not dismiss the advice you are given.

Listen carefully and if it’s good advice, and consider taking it.

52. Take Advantage of Your Commute.
If you spend a lot of time commuting, make sure you spend the

time wisely.Read a book or listen to audio tapes.

53. Let Go of Battles that Cannot Be Won.
Fighting battles that can not be won will only give you stress,

waste your time, and expend your energy. Learn to differentiate

between the battles worth fighting for and the ones that you

should let go.

54. Think of Stress and Frustration as Distractions to Your Success.
You do not need stress to be successful. On the contrary, stress is

an obstacle that can inhibit your ability to stay focused and to

think clearly. Rather, remind yourself that stressful feelings will

not help you.

55. Accept the Fact that There’s Almost Always Going to Be

Someone Mad at You.
You can’t please everyone. Accept this fact of life and you will

find peace.

56. Don’t Let Your Own Thoughts Stress You Out.
Don’t allow your thoughts to overcome you and make you lose

sense of reality. It is best not to take some of your thoughts too

seriously.

57. Make Allowances for Incompetence.
Face it. Some people are incompetent. Don’t take it personally and

don’t allow this fact to get you down. Don’t allow yourself to lose

your cool.

Key Ideas Of Working

39. Get Really Comfortable Using Voice Mail.
Voice mails are an effective way to give your uninterrupted

point of view. Use them to your advantage.

40. Stop Wishing You Were Somewhere Else.
Don’t wish your life away. Accept your reality and make the

most out of it. It is better to focus on what you are doing right

now than on what you’d rather be doing. You will enjoy your

life and work more.

41. Ask Yourself the Question, “Am I Making the Absolute Best

of This Moment?”
Don’t remind yourself how stressed or how busy you are. Instead,

ask yourself if you are making the best of the moment. You will

become more effective and productive.

42. Stop Scrambling.
When you move too quickly and force yourself to do three or more

things at once, you waste your energy and make more mistakes.

Try to work at a slowerpace.

43. Become Aware of Your Wisdom.
Wisdom is as important as analytical thinking at work. Wisdom

gives youcreativity, ideas, perspective, common sense, and

direction. It will also give youa less stressful and easier life.

44. Realize the Power of Rapport.
Rapport is critical to success. It helps you build good relationships

and makesyou a better person. By learning how to establish

rapport, you are growing professionally and spiritually.

45. Recover Quickly.
Someday, you will make mistakes. What is more important is

recovering from the mistakes you made.

46. Encourage Company Stress-Busters.
Suggest changes that can help reduce or eliminate stress in

the workplace.
Suggestions like company work-out rooms and other employee

perks can help build a less stressful and worry-free working

environment.

47. Give Up Your Fear of Speaking to Groups.
Public speaking is vital to your success. The best way to get over

this fear is toput yourself in as many situations as possible to

speak publicly.

Key Ideas Of Working

29. Be Careful What You Ask For.
Believe it or not, your life might actually be good

enough as it is. Think over the things you are wishing

for. They might actually happen and cause you even

more frustration and grief.

30. Absorb the Speed Bumps of Your Day.
When problems pop up, consider there as mere speed

bumps that should only slow you down temporarily.

Get through the situation and go on your way.

31. Have a Favorite Business Charity.

Try to give a percentage of your profit to charity. Not

only will you feel more satisfaction and be able to

make use of tax deductions, it can give you added
incentive to do better. Remember, it is always good to

help those in need.

32. Never, Ever Backstab.

When you backstab, not only does it make you look bad,

it adds stress and anxiety to your life. Earn the respect

and trust of other people by not speaking badly about others.

33. Accept the Fact That, Every Once in a While, You’re

Going to Have a Really Bad Day.
It is best to just accept the fact that there are days when

everything will go wrong.
Try to look for the silver lining in every bad situation.

34. Recognize Patterns of Behavior.
Negative patterns often repeat themselves. By looking for

patterns of behavior, you will be able to detect problems and

nip them at the bud.

35. Lower Your Expectations.
Setting unrealistic and overly demanding expectations

can cause frustration and stress. By slightly lowering your

expectations, you can make things easier for you.

36. Pat Yourself on the Back.
It is not enough that you show appreciation towards other people.

You should also give yourself praise and encouragement.

37. Become Less Self-Absorbed.
Don’t take yourself too seriously. Self-absorbed people are

rude, demanding, selfish and arrogant.

38. Don’t Be Trapped by Golden Handcuffs.
Don’t choose to live very close to the edge of your current means.

You are trapping yourself into keeping a job you might

hate merely because you need the income.

Thought Of The Day

“The universe is full of magical

things patiently waiting for our

wits to grow sharper.”

Thought Of The Day

“He who stops being better stops being good.”

Key Ideas Of Working

19. Take Your Breaks.
Failure to take regular breaks makes you less productive over

time. Take a few minutes to clear your head and to get some air.

20. Don’t Take the 20/80 Rule Personally.
The 20/80 rule states that only 20% of the people do 80% of the

work in any workplace. If you are part of that 20%, don’t take it

personally if others are not doing their jobs. Remember that

people define productivity in different ways.

21. Make a List of Your Personal Priorities.
Write a list of the personal things that are important to you.

After a few weeks, go back to your list and check if you were

able to accomplish your personal priorities.

22. Use Effective Listening as a Stress-Reducing Tool.
A good listener is respected and sought after. Furthermore,

effective listeningsaves you lots of time and eliminates mistakes.

23. Make Friends with Your Receptionist.
The receptionist in your workplace is a key partner. Be

respectful. Show your receptionist kindness, patience, and

courtesy.

24. Remember the Motto, “You Catch More Flies with Honey.”
Always be nice. People respond better to kindness than threats.

25. Avoid the Phrase, “I Have to Go to Work.”
Although the phrase above may indeed be true, it is self-

destructive. Try to come up with a more positive message to start

your day.

26. Be Aware of the Potentially Stressful Effects of Your Promises.
Limit the promises you make, especially when they are

unnecessaryor unimportant.

27. Examine Your Rituals and Habits (and Be Willing to Change

Some of Them).

Some of your habits can cause you a great deal of stress.

Procrastinating, overeating, not exercising, and excessive

drinking are just a few of the habits you should consider changing.

28. Stay Focused in the Now.
Keep your attention focused on the present. Worrying about the

future will only cause you unneeded stress and hinder your

productivity.

Iron strong health

Without iron, there would be no hemoglobin in the blood.
Hemoglobin gives red corpuscles their color. And it is the
hemoglobin that carries oxygen to all parts of the body.
If you lack iron, an insufficient supply of oxygen in your
hemoglobin will produce sensations of fatigue, headaches and
shortness of breath.

Men don’t have to worry too much: most men have a reserve of
iron stored in their body that could last 3 years !
But women, because of the menstrual cycle, need twice as much
iron as men.

And the amount is even higher for pregnant women. Vitamin C
doubles the amount of iron the body absorbs: so it is a good idea

toadd a glass of tomato or orange or grapefruit juice to ever meal.
On the other hand, tea reduces the amount of iron absorbed by
50% and coffee by about 39%.

Dil ki Baat Chupana Aata Nahi

Dil ki Baat Chupana Aata Nahi,
Kisi ka Dil Dukhaana Aata Nahi,
Aap Sochte Hain Hum Bhool Gaye Aapko,
Par Itne Acche dost ko Bhulaana humko Aata nahi.


Kisi ki dhadkan k piche koi baat hoti hai,
Har dard k piche kisi ki yaad hoti hai,
Aapko pata ho na ho,
Aapki har khushi k piche khuda se meri fariyaad hoti hai


Jaan se bhi zyaada jisko pyaar kiya,
Usne hi mere dil par vaar kiya.
Ab sambhalne ki himmat nahi mujhme,
Jab dil ne hi dhadakne se inkaar kiya!


Kisiki yaadon ne paagal bana rakha hai,
Kahi mar na jaoon kafan sila rakha hai,
Jalane se pehle dil nikal lena,
Kahi wo na jal jaaye jisko dil me basa rakha hai.


Humari to dua hai koi gila nahi,
Vo gulaab jo aaj tak khila nahi,
Khuda kare zindagi me aapko wo sab kuch mile,
Jo duniya me aaj tak kisiko mila nahi.


Itna aetbaar to apni dhadkano par na kiya,
Jitna aapki Dosti par karte hai,
Itna intezaar to apni saanso ka na kiya,
Jitna aapke message ka karte hai.


Kasoor tho tha in nigaahon ka...
Jo chupke se deedaar kar baithi...
Humne tho khaamosh rehne ki thaani thi...
Par bewafa zubaan izhaar kar baithi!!!


Nazar mila ke humse nazar chura mat lena,
Dost bana ke humko dushman bana mat dena,
Mana ke hum duur hai aapse,
Isi baat ko bahana banakar humko bhula mat dena.


Duniya me aisa phool nahi jisme khushboo na ho,
Aisa sitaara nahi jisme roshni na ho,
Hamari zindagi me aisa ek pal nahi,
Jisme aapki yaad na ho.


Meri bhaavnao se jude hue hai aapke taar,
Aapse milne ko hum hai kitne bekarar,
Aankhon me neend hai na dil ko karaar,
Jaldi se bhejo mujhe apna samaachar.


Dil ki naazuk dhadkano ko,
Meri jaan tumne dhadakna sikha diya,
Jab se mila hai mujhe tera pyaar,
Gham ne bhi muskurana sikha diya.


Dard kaafi hai bekhudi ke liye,
Maut zaroori hai zindagi ke liye,
Kaun marta hai kiske liye,
Hum to jeete hain sirf aap jaise dost ko paane ke liye.

Thought Of The Day

“You can have anything you want–if you want it
badly enough. You can be anything you want to
be, do anything you set out to accomplish if you
hold to that desire with singleness of purpose.”

Prevent high blood pressure

Research has shown that people whose diet is rich in potassium
(vegetarians for example) are less likely than others to develop
high blood pressure.

Calcium is also beneficial. Fortunately, potassium and calcium
are abundantly present in a large variety of foods.
Fruits, vegetables, beans, fish, fowl and lean meats are full of
potassium.

Calcium is a little more restricted. Foods rich in calcium usually
also contain large amounts of sodium and fat, which can increase
blood pressure.

However, moderate amounts of milk are recommended, as well
as yogurt, almonds, bananas, grapes, broccoli, potatoes, beans,
tofu and sardines.

Aaj kuch kami hai tere bagair

Aaj kuch kami hai tere bagair,
Na rang hai na roshni hai tere bagair,
Waqt apni raftaar se chal raha hai,
Bas dhadkan thami hai tere bagair.

Chehre ki muskaan ban jaata hai koi,
Dil ki dhadkan ban jaata hai koi,
Phir kaise jiyenge zindagi unke bin,
Jab zindagi jeene ki vajah ban jaata hai koi.

Badalna aata nahi humko mausam ki tarah,
har roop me unka intzar karte hai,
na samet sakenge jise qayamat tak,
kasam khuda ki unhe itna pyar karte hai.

Dil k kareeb aa k vo jab duur ho gaye,
Saare haseen khwaab chur-chur ho gaye,
Humne wafa nibhaayi to badnamiyaan mili,
Aur jo log bewafa the vo mashhoor ho gaye

Aankho ke samne hardam aapko paya hai,
Dil me bhi aapko basaya hai,
Aap ke bin hum jiyenge kaise,
Bhala jaan bina koi jee paya hai.

Bhool jaane ka hosla na hoga,
Duur reh kar bhi dil aap se judaa na hoga,
Aap se milkar kisi aur se kya mile,
Koi aap ke jaisa dusra na hoga!

Humein roz aati hain hichkiyaan,
Shaayad kuch log humara khayaal karte hai,
Khuda rakhe salaamat unhe,
Jo apna kaam chod humein yaad karte hain.

Khubiyaan itni to nahi hum me,
Ki tumhe har pal yaad aayenge,
Par itna aeitbaar hai hume khud pe,
Ki aap kabhi hume bhool bhi na paayenge

Humne maanga tha saath unka,
Vo judaai ka gham de gaye,
Hum yaadon ke sahaare jee lete,
Vo bhool jaane ki kasam de gaye.

Aapki yaad me peena shuru kiya,
itna piya itna piya ki pita hi raha aur pita gaya,
Kya karein...Bada Thums Up hai--
Saala khatam hi nahi hota

Jaam tutne ka bahaana na kar,
Hum to teri aankhon se pee lenge,
Tu mat aa lekin aane ka vaada to kar,
Hum tere intezaar me hi jee lenge.

Ajnabi hote hue bhi dosti ka rishta nibhaate hai aap,
Na jaane kyun dil ko itna lubhaate hai aap,
Ye kaisa karishma hai aapka,
Jo humko itna yaad aate hain aap.

Key Ideas Of Working

8. Stop Anticipating Tiredness.
Don’t anticipate how tired you are going to be tomorrow or at
the end of the week. Instead, just try to take advantage of any
chance you get to rest or sleep.

9. Don’t Sweat the Bureaucracy.
The best way to deal with bureaucracy is to maximize your
efficiency the best way you can. You can also make suggestions
on ways to improve the system.

10. Remember the Phrase, “Being Dead Is Bad for Business.”
Take care of your personal health. Eat well, exercise, get plenty
or rest and take up other healthy habits.

11. Make the Best of Corporate Travel.
When traveling, be creative on how you spend your time - even
when on the plane. Make the best out of it.

12. Light a Candle Instead of Cursing the Darkness.
When something goes wrong, take positive steps to solve the
problem. Instead of complaining about the situation, try coming
up with a solution.

13. Join My New Club, “TGIT”
“TGIT” stands for “Thank God It’s Today.” Instead of looking
forward to your weekends, learn to appreciate each day of the
week. This way, you will be happy everyday.

14. Don’t Sweat the Demanding Boss.
When dealing with a demanding boss, try to focus on his or her
positive aspects. Don’t take the behavior personally.

15. Remember to Acknowledge.
Everyone loves to be acknowledged so always find the time to
acknowledge others. A simple note or the act of saying ‘thank
you’ can do wonders.

16. Don’t Keep People Waiting.
Respect other people’s time. Plan ahead and make sure you are
on time all the time.

17. Create a Bridge Between Your Spirituality and Your Work.
Bring the essence of who you are and what you believe into the
workplace.

18. Brighten Up Your Working Environment.
Make sure that your working environment is not bland, boring,
or dark. Take the time and spend a little money on making your
workplace less depressing.

Key Ideas Of Working

1. Dare to Be Happy.
Allow yourself the luxury of being happy at work. Happy workers
are creative, good listeners, and highly motivated.

2. Become Less Controlling.
Give people the space to be who they really are and respect
other people’s differences. By not being controlling, you will
receive more admiration and respect.

3. Eliminate the Rat Race Mentality.
Stop complaining that you are stuck in the rat race. Instead,
look into how you are spending your days in a more positive
manner.

4. Don’t Dramatize the Deadlines.
Remember, it causes more stress to complain about how unfair
a certain deadline is than to actually work on a task.

5. Have Some “No Phone” Time at Work.
Excessive phone calls can cause a lot of stress and anxiety. It
might be a good idea to turn off your ringer or have your voice
mail answer your calls for a specific period of time.

6. Avoid Corporate Bragging.
Stop yourself from telling others how busy you are and how
much work you do. You are, in fact, reinforcing to yourself how
stressed out you are.

7. Make the Best of Those Boring Meetings.
To make meetings more interesting and productive, you should
totally immerse yourself in the discussion. It is also a good idea
to tell yourself that you’re going to learn something new.

Protect yourself against cancer

Radical liberals are not a political group, but a kind of very
active molecule that is suspected of being one of the causes of
cancer.

How can you protect yourself? Diet plays an important role here,
especially in the absorption of anti-oxidants. The strongest
anti-oxidizing agent is Vitamin E, which is found in wheat germ
oil and sunflower seeds.

Next comes Vitamin C (oranges, grapefruits, lemons, red peppers
etc.).

Beta carotene also absorbs large amounts of radical liberals.
This substance seems to act as a protecting agent against most
types of cancer.

Where do you find it? In red vegetables (like tomatoes), orange
ones (carrots), yellow (squash), and dark green (broccoli). All
these are rich in beta carotene. So make them a regular part of
your menu!

Good Night SMS

NAMASKAR!!!
Ye hamari madhya ratri seva hai
Isme hum aadhi raat k baad
Logon ki need kharab karte hain
Dhanyawad ab aap so jayen

Deepak mein agar noor na hota,
Tanha dil yeh majbhoor na hota,
Hum apko good night kahne aate,
Agar apka ghar itna door na hota.
Good night & have sweet dream…!

Thakanpur se fresh nagar
Janewali nindiya express,
Bedform pe khadi hai,
Yatri kripaya apne hasin sapano,
Ko sath leke sawar ho jaye.
Gud night & sweet dreams.

So jao, So jao bina sms kiye hi so jao,
sapne me BHOOT aayenge aur aapko yaad dilayenge,
Ki aapne aaj pure din muje yaad nahi kiya. Koi baat nahi…
“BHOOT NIGHT”

Sote hue ko jagayenge hum,
Aap ki ninde churayenge hum,
Har waqt SmS kar satayenge hum,
Aap ko aayega ghussa lekin us Ghusse me hi yaad
to aayege hum.Gud Night!

Dosti agar buri ho, to use hone mat do,
Ho gayi to use khone mat do,
Aur agar dost ho sabse pyara to use sone mat do,
Jagte raho…

Deepak agar noor na hota,
Tanha dil majboor na hota,
Hum aapko “good night” kahne
Khud aate agar aapka ashiyana itna dur na hota.
Have a lovely night.

Tanha jab dil hoga, aapko aawaz diya karenge.
Raat me sitaronse aapka jikr kiya karenge.
Aap aaye ya na aaye hamari khwabonme,
Ham bas aapka intezaar kiya karenge.
Khwab dekhne ke liye ab so jayenge. Goodnite

Aakash ke taro me khoya hai jaha sara,
Lagta he pyara ek ek tara,
Un taro me sabse pyara hai ek sitara,
Jo is wakt pad raha hai sms hamara…
Gud nite !

Chamkte chand ko neend ane lagi,
Apki kushi se duniya jagmagane lagi,
Dekh ke apko har kali gungunane lagi,
Ab to fekhte-fekhte muje be neend ane lagi.
“Gud Nite”