Husband : Kaisi ho Jaanu? tum, mujhe miss kar rahi hogi toh socha call kar lu.

Wife :Itna hi pyar aa raha tha toh ladaai ( लड़ाई) kyun ki subah subah?
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Husband : 😐Silent..
(thinking ..
thinking..
thinking..)
Saala yeh toh ghar ka number lag gaya😜