Sunday, September 18, 2016

Some Humour A Day Keeps the Boredom Away:

I asked my new girlfriend what sort of books she's interested in.

She said - Cheque books.๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜…

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The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of new car.๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜„

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Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?

A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜

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Definition of Nurse : A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal.๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜

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Boss:- We are very keen on cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the mat as you came in?

New employee: Yes, sir.

Boss: We are also keen on truthfulness. There is no mat.๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜„

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Q: Why dogs don't marry?

A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜„

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Q: What's the similarity between mother & wife?

A: One woman brings you into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so.๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜ง

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What's the difference between a good secretary and a personal secretary?

One says "Good morning, boss".

The other says "It's morning, boss."

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 Keep smiling!!

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