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๐ณProject Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.
๐ณDeveloper is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
๐ณOnsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
๐ณMarketing Manager is a person who convinces anyone that he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
๐ณResource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.
๐ณDocumentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.
๐ณQuality Auditor is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby.
๐ณTester is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby.
๐ณHR Manager is a person who thinks that... a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 Months.
๐ณClient is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby….!!!!!
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๐ณProject Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.
๐ณDeveloper is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
๐ณOnsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
๐ณMarketing Manager is a person who convinces anyone that he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
๐ณResource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.
๐ณDocumentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.
๐ณQuality Auditor is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby.
๐ณTester is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby.
๐ณHR Manager is a person who thinks that... a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 Months.
๐ณClient is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby….!!!!!
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