Wednesday, April 15, 2015

Corporate world ๐Ÿ˜„
๐Ÿ˜ณProject Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.

 
๐Ÿ˜ณDeveloper is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.

๐Ÿ˜ณOnsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

๐Ÿ˜ณMarketing Manager is a person who convinces anyone that he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

๐Ÿ˜ณResource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.

๐Ÿ˜ณDocumentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.

๐Ÿ˜ณQuality Auditor is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby.

๐Ÿ˜ณTester is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby.

๐Ÿ˜ณHR Manager is a person who thinks that... a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 Months.

๐Ÿ˜ณClient is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby….!!!!!

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