Oye Santa...Apni pregnant biwi
ko hospital ki jagah pizza hut🍕 kyu le
jaa rahe ho?
: Abey saale..Pizza hut me "Delivery
Free" hai...
🙈
JOKE OF THE DAY
Muslim ladki 💁 exam mein Hindu
ladke se : "Excuse me , Bhai Jaan"
Ladka : "Ek to paper confusing hai
aur upar se tu aur confuse kar rahi hai
.. Ya to Bhai bol ya Jaan bol "
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ROCKING GENERATION
"KID FAILS IN EXAM"
Father: Aaj Se Mujhe Papa Mat Kehna...!
Son : Oh, come On Dad,
It Was Just A 'School Test'
Not A "DNA" Test...!
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Tchr : Murgiyo ki taange chhoti kyu
hoti hai ?
Santa ka Asardaar reply : Sir, agar
murgiyo🐓 ki taange Lambi hoti to Ande
itne upar se gir kar toot jate na.
🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓
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Teacher- Chand par pehla kadam
kisne rakha?
Pappu-NEIL ARMSTRONG.
Teacher- Aur doosra👣?
Pappu- doosra👣 bhi usi ne rakha
hoga ..... Langdi khelne thodi gaya tha
woh!!!!
😸😆😂😸
:)-Laughter time-
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♦ Doctor : Roz 5km walk karo, to 1 sal
me 50kg wajan kum ho jayega..
1 saal baad santa phone pe: Wajan to
kam ho gaya, magar saale ghar kaise jau
1825km door aa gaya hu
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♦Santa aur Banta 8th mein aathvi Baar
Fail Ho gaye
Santa: Chal Suicide kar le
Banta : Saale, Pagal Ho Gaya Hai ??
Agle janam Fir NURSERY se shuru karna
padega
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♦Santa: shirt ke liye ek acha kapda
dikhaiye.
Sales man: plain main dikhau.
Santa : Nahin helicopter main dikha
saale bandar ki aulad… Yahin pey
dikha!!
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♦
Doctor : Do exercise daily for good
health.
Santa : Sir i play football, cricket,daily.
Doctor : how long do you play?
Santa : until d battery in my mobile goes
down !!
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♦ Techer pani me rahne vale 5 jiv
batao.?
Student- mendak.🐸
Tech- very good, baki char bolo. .
Student- uski maa 🐸,
uska baap 🐸,
uski behan 🐸 aur
uska bhai 🐸..
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♦Santa's Son was filling an application
form.
Son : papa, mother tongue kya likhu?
Santa : Likh de, very long and
uncontrollable..😜😂.