Haha....Must Read coz climax is just awesome👌👌😛😛
.
CONFESSION OF A LADY!!!..👩
.
During lunch at work last week, I ate 3 plates of
Rajma🍝 (which I know I shouldn't).
When I got home🏡 , my husband👨 seemed
excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly:
"Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight ."
He then blindfolded🙈 me and led me to my chair at
the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was
about to remove my blindfold, the
telephone☎ ...rang . He made me promise not to
touch the blindfold until he returned and went to
answer the call.
The Rajma 🍝I had consumed were still affecting me
and the pressure was becoming unbearable😖😖 , so
while my husband was out of the room I seized
the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and
let one go💨💨 . It was not only loud💥, but it
smelled like a fertilizer truck 🚛 running over a
skunk in front of a garbage dump ! I took my
napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me
vigorously. Then, shifting to the other leg, I ripped
off three more💨💨💨 . The stink😤😤 was worse than
cooked cabbage.
Keeping my ears👂 carefully tuned to the
conversation in the other room, I went on
releasing atomic💨💥💨💥 bombs like this for another few
minutes 💥. The pleasure was
indescribable !
Eventually the telephone☎ farewells signaled the
end of my freedom , so I quickly fanned the air
a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my
lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very
relieved and pleased with myself😎. My face must
have been the picture of innocence🙎 when my
husband 👨returned, apologizing for taking so long.
He asked me if I had peaked through the
blindfold🙈, and I assured him I had not. At this
point, he removed the blindfold,😱 and twelve dinner
guests 👥👥👥👥👥👥👥👥👥
seated around the table, with their hands to their
noses🙊🙊, chorused: "Happy Birthday"
😀😊😜
Dont laugh alone pass it on !!!
😜😝😜😝😜😝😜