FUNERAL SPEECH OF THE YEAR


Maria is a devoted wife:
She gets married and has 17children.......
Soon after the last child is born, her husband dies.....

A few weeks later she remarried,
and over the following years has another 22 children with her second husband.....

After the last child is born her second husband also
dies......

Within a month Maria is engaged to be married for the third time.......

Unfortunately, she becomes very ill and dies.
At her funeral, the priest looks tenderly at Maria as she lies in her
coffin, he looks up to heaven and says:

"At last they are finally together".

A man standing next to the priest asks, "Excuse me, Father, but do you
mean Maria and her first husband, or Maria and her second husband?"


The priest replied "I mean her legs'' 😆