Sunday, November 1, 2015

If "CHEMISTRY" students start making films,
the names would like:

* Tera acid mera base.,

* Rang de Benzene

* Hamara beaker apke pas hai

* Life in a Hetero

* Laga apron me daag

* 3 test tubes

* Ajab Estimation ka gajab result

* Munna bhai HCL

* My name is ester

* Mr. Ketone

* Jab we experiment . . . !

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜DIALOGUE BAAZI in CHEMISTRY:

* The name is BOND... Covalent Bond!

* Rishtey mein to hum tumhare Allotrope
lagte hain, naam hai... Diamond! (*)

* D-block se darr nahi lagta saheb, F-block se
lagta hai!

* Ek baar jo maine bond toda to main
Activation Energy ki bhi nahi sunta! :-x

* Resonance ko neglect karna mushkil hi nahi,
namumkin hai!

* Yeh Electron mujhe de de, Carbon!

* Ek chutki Hydrogen ki keemat tum kya jano,
Oxygen babu!

And...
And...
And...

Thermodynamics abhi baaki hai, mere dost!

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

....dedicated to our chemistry student

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