Tuesday, November 10, 2015

๐ŸŒŸ: If swimming is a good exercise to stay FIT,
Why are whales FAT ??
๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ

Why is the place in a stadium where people SIT,
called a STAND ?
๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ˜ฃ

Why is that everyone wants to go to HEAVEN,
but nobody wants to DIE..
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

In our country,
We have FREEDOM of SPEECH,
Then why do we have TELEPHONE BILLS ?
๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก

If money doesn't grow on TREES,
then why do banks have BRANCHES ?
๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†

Why doesn't GLUE
stick to its BOTTLE ?
๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Why do you still call it a BUILDING,
when its already BUILT ?
๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜จ

If its true that we are here to HELP others,
What are others HERE for ?
๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†

If you arent supposed to DRINK and DRIVE...
Why do bars have PARKING lots ?
๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฒ

If All The Nations In The World Are In Debt,
Where Did All The Money Go..?
๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜ง

When Dog Food Is New With Improved Taste,
Who Tests It..?
๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

If The "Black Box" Flight Recorder Is Never Damaged During A Plane Crash,
Why Isn't The Whole Airplane Made Out Of That Stuff..?
๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ™€

Who Copyrighted
The Copyright Symbol..?
๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ

Can You Cry Under Water.?
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ

Why Do People Say "You've Been Working Like A Dog",
When Dogs Just Sit Around All Day..??
๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†

We all are Living in a seriously funny world....๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜›

So Enjoy ๐Ÿ˜Š

Dont laugh alone pass it on.....

๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿš‹๐Ÿš‹๐Ÿš‹

No comments:

Post a Comment