Alia Bhatt - Safola oil toh de diya bhaiya. Is kee sath ka gift nahi diya.

Shopkeeper - Isske sath koyi gift nahi hai.

Alia - Ullu matt banao isme likha hai "Cholesterol Free" 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😜😜😜😜😜😜😜

Varun - How many apples can you eat on an empty stomach?

Aliya - I can eat 6 apples.

Varun - Wrong. you can eat only 1 apple on empty stomach bcoz when you eat the 2nd apple that’s not an empty stomach!

Aliya: Wow superb joke. I’ll tell my friend..

Aliya to Shraddha - How many apples you can eat on an empty stomach?

Shraddha - I can eat 10.

Aliya - Pagal.. 6 bolti to mast joke sunati!! 😰😜😫😂😇

Alia Bhatt calls the Help Desk to complain a computer problem.

Alia - When I type computer password, it just shows star star star star. What's the problem?

Help Desk - Dear lady, those stars are to protect you, so that if a person is standing behind, he can't read your password.

Alia - Yeah, but stars appear even when there is no one standing behind me.
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Alia bhatt and varun dhawan are walking on a road, and they find a 1000 rupee note lying down.

Alia - What should we do now?

Varun- We'll take 50:50.

Alia- What about the remaining 900?