Thursday, March 17, 2016

๐Ÿ”ดEmployee: Sir You are like a lion in the office! What about at home??
Boss: I am a lion at home too, But Goddess Durga sits on the lion there !
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๐Ÿ”ดA man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary and wife didn't speak to him for 6 months.
Was the necklace FAKE?
Nooooo! That was the deal :)
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๐Ÿ”ดA couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said, "the food looks delicious, let's eat."
Wife: honey.....you say prayer before eating at home.
Husband: that's at home sweetheart......here the chef knows how to cook.
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๐Ÿ”ดBest Slogan on a
MAN's T-Shirt :
"Please Do Not Disturb me,

I am Married and already very Disturbed"

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