Saturday, April 2, 2016

๐Ÿ€ Ten Gurumantras for a cool life:

1. Money is not everything.
 There's also Mastercard & Visa.๐Ÿ˜‰
2. One should love animals.
 They are tasty too.๐Ÿ˜œ
3. Save water.
Drink on the rocks.๐Ÿ˜Ž
4. Fruits/Salads are healthy.
 So leave them for the sick.๐Ÿ˜…
5. Books are holy.
So don't touch them.๐Ÿ˜Š
6. Don't shout in the office.
It disturbs those who are sleeping.๐Ÿ˜ฑ
7. Love thy neighbor.
But don't get caught.๐Ÿ˜
8. Hard work never killed anyone, but
why take the chance?๐Ÿ˜ณ
9. Why do something today
 when it can be done tomorrow by someone else.๐Ÿ˜‚
10. Every one should marry
 because happiness is not the only thing in life๐Ÿ˜œ

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