Dilbert's one liners:
1. I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen.ЁЯШАЁЯШКтШ║
2. A friend in need is a pest indeed.
3. Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.ЁЯШБЁЯШФЁЯШЧ
4. Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time.ЁЯШЭЁЯШЫ
5. When everything comes in your way you're in the wrong lane.ЁЯШКЁЯШН
6. The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train..ЁЯШДЁЯШГ
7. Born free, taxed to death.ЁЯШГЁЯША
8. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
9. Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.ЁЯШЩЁЯШЬтШ║
10. Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.ЁЯШКтШ║ЁЯШН
11. If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on yourpants.ЁЯМ┐ЁЯМ╛ЁЯНДЁЯШДЁЯШГЁЯШН
12. It's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere.ЁЯМ╖ЁЯМ┐ЁЯМ╣
13. I love being a writer... what I can't stand is the paperwork.ЁЯНБЁЯТРЁЯМ╕
14. A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and theblinking red light.ЁЯМ╕ЁЯНВЁЯМ░
15. The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented theother three, he was the genius.ЁЯМ╣ЁЯМ╗ЁЯМ║
16. The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it.
17. In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?ЁЯМ╕ЁЯНВЁЯМ┐
18.. If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one?ЁЯНАЁЯМ┐ЁЯМ╣
19. Beat the 5 O'clock rush, leave work at noon!ЁЯТРЁЯМ╕ЁЯМ╖
20. If you can't convince them, confuse them.ЁЯТРЁЯШЬЁЯСН
21. It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end.ЁЯШиЁЯМ║ЁЯМ▓
22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.ЁЯШЬЁЯШАЁЯШГ
23. Hot glass looks same as cold glass. - Cunino's Law of Burnt Fingers
24. The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.ЁЯМ║ЁЯМ╗ЁЯМ╖
25. Someday is not a day of the week
26.. Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
27. To Err is human, to forgive is not a Company policy.ЁЯТГЁЯНД
28. The road to success.... Is always under construction.ЁЯТРЁЯНГ
29. Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.ЁЯШЦЁЯША
30. In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.
And the Best!
31. All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive, fattening or married to someone else!ЁЯШЬЁЯШГ
1. I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen.ЁЯШАЁЯШКтШ║
2. A friend in need is a pest indeed.
3. Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.ЁЯШБЁЯШФЁЯШЧ
4. Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time.ЁЯШЭЁЯШЫ
5. When everything comes in your way you're in the wrong lane.ЁЯШКЁЯШН
6. The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train..ЁЯШДЁЯШГ
7. Born free, taxed to death.ЁЯШГЁЯША
8. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
9. Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.ЁЯШЩЁЯШЬтШ║
10. Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.ЁЯШКтШ║ЁЯШН
11. If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on yourpants.ЁЯМ┐ЁЯМ╛ЁЯНДЁЯШДЁЯШГЁЯШН
12. It's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere.ЁЯМ╖ЁЯМ┐ЁЯМ╣
13. I love being a writer... what I can't stand is the paperwork.ЁЯНБЁЯТРЁЯМ╕
14. A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and theblinking red light.ЁЯМ╕ЁЯНВЁЯМ░
15. The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented theother three, he was the genius.ЁЯМ╣ЁЯМ╗ЁЯМ║
16. The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it.
17. In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?ЁЯМ╕ЁЯНВЁЯМ┐
18.. If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one?ЁЯНАЁЯМ┐ЁЯМ╣
19. Beat the 5 O'clock rush, leave work at noon!ЁЯТРЁЯМ╕ЁЯМ╖
20. If you can't convince them, confuse them.ЁЯТРЁЯШЬЁЯСН
21. It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end.ЁЯШиЁЯМ║ЁЯМ▓
22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.ЁЯШЬЁЯШАЁЯШГ
23. Hot glass looks same as cold glass. - Cunino's Law of Burnt Fingers
24. The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.ЁЯМ║ЁЯМ╗ЁЯМ╖
25. Someday is not a day of the week
26.. Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
27. To Err is human, to forgive is not a Company policy.ЁЯТГЁЯНД
28. The road to success.... Is always under construction.ЁЯТРЁЯНГ
29. Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.ЁЯШЦЁЯША
30. In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.
And the Best!
31. All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive, fattening or married to someone else!ЁЯШЬЁЯШГ
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