😍😍😍😍
Boy: I love you, come in my life & stay in my heart....
😡😡😡😡
Girl:- chhappal nikalu kya.......?
😜😜😜😜😜😜
Boy:- Hat pagli!.... mera dil koi mandir thodi na he..binddas pahan kar aaja.😛😛
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Tufaani baarish
Aadhi raat

 Ek aadmi pizza hut se pizza lene gaya

Pizza wala:- aap married ho??

Aadmi:- saale, aise tufaan me kaunsi maa apne bete ko pizza lene bhejegi. 😆😆😆

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Kya apki life bahot boring hai?

agar haan

to type kijiye

I love U (space) (girlfriend ka naam)

aur

send kare apni biwi ko.

kasam se life me hungama mach jayega...
😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜

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1 Sharabi Train Ki PATRI Par So Gaya,
1 Aadmi Bola Train Ayegi To Mar Jayega.
Sharabi-Saale Abhi AEROPLANE Upar Se Gaya, Kuch Nahi Hua To TRAIN Kya chij he;-)😘😘😜😜😜😜
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Difference between talent and god’s gift:

A man can give lecture for 2 hrs on any subject.
-This is talent.

A woman can give lecture for 2 hrs without any subject.
-This is god’s gift. 😜😜😝😝😂😂
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Bhikhari (Car mein bethi lady se): "Madam 10 Rs dedo..!" Lady ne paise de diye... . . Bhikhari jane laga tabi... . . Lady boli:- Baba Dua To Dete Jao..! . . . . Bhikhari:- BMW Mein To Baithi Hai Moti... Ab Kya... "Rocket Pe Baithegi..!!!" 😆😆😆😆😆
 😳😅😆


 "Phataka Joke"
TV Reporter ne ek zakhmi se pucha:
Jab Bomb gira to kya vo jor se gira?

Zakhmi gusse me:
Nahi Saale, vo rengta hua mere paas aya aur sharma k bola..... dhummm.
😂😂😂😂