Sunday, September 27, 2015

We Indians Are Unique
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1. Every Indian bachelor wants to marry a fair girl.๐Ÿ˜ฑ ๐Ÿ˜ก ๐Ÿ˜œ

2. We spend more time talking to guests at the door when they are leaving than while sitting in the living room.๐Ÿ˜

3. Picking up/dropping a relative (airport / railway stn) is an important family affair.๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜„

4. We thrive on street food and we don't get sick.๐Ÿ˜‰

5. Every Indian mother has 2 careers - Working / Housewife + Match Making.๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜œ

6. Indian girls have 3 type of brothers. Real brother, Cousin brother, Rakhee brother.๐Ÿ˜ท  

7. The bride must cry at her Vidai. She has no business looking happy.๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿ˜ข

8. We go on cleaning sprees only when we have guests coming over.๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

9. However old we are, our parents need to know every detail of our schedule. Daily. No excuses. No exemption.๐Ÿ˜ท ๐Ÿ˜œ

10. When Indian parents buy tickets, every child becomes under 12 Getting a half ticket is a huge victory!
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11. If we live in another city and don't call our Mom daily , she’ll freak out and call all our friends to make sure we are alive.๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ˜œ

12. No other nationality can beat Indians in bargaining. “Chalo bhaiya . Na tera na mera. Itne paise theek hain.”
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13. No matter if we are Convent educated.
When we are actually angry, we switch to highly effective, dirty, swear words in our mother tongue.
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14. When the doorbell rings, a male or kid goes to open the door. But the female runs for her dupatta.๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜œ

15. Why to change the remote batteries when you can just slap the remote and make it work?
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16. Meeting a person with the same surname is like finding a long lost twin.

 Dont laugh alone pass it on....๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„

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