Monday, July 11, 2016

Letter from wife to Husband...

I am going to hill station for 6-7 days with kids and these are the instructions and warning for you. . ⤵⤵⤵

1 - No need to call your friends and cousins. Last time I got 4 large pizza bills beneath the sofa. 🍕🍕👫👬

2 - Don't forget mobile on the soap holder in the bathroom like last time... Why would anyone need a mobile in the bathroom.?? 📱📱🛀🚾

3 - Keep your specs in the box.. Last time around it was found in the refrigerator. 👓👓

4 - Salary already paid to maid. No need to be extra generous. 👯👯

5 - Don't disturb neighbors early in the morning asking if they have got newspaper or not?? Our newspaper vendor is different from theirs.. And our laundry person and milkman are also different. 📰📰🏠🏠

6 - Your underwear are on left side of wardrobe and on right side are kid's... Like last time, don't say I was uncomfortable at work. 🏃🏃

7 - All reports have been checked and you are alright. No need to go to that lady doctor again and again. 👩💉💊

8 - My sister and Bhabhi's birthdays have gone last month which you already attended. No need to go to them at midnight and wish belated happy birthday.. 🎂🎁💏

9 - Have cut off WiFi for 10 days. So sleep early. 😴😴😴

10 - Stop smiling and being happy... as Mrs. Khanna, Mrs. Avasthi, Mrs. Kulkarni, Mrs. Trivedi, Mrs. Ansari, Mrs. Rastogi, Mrs. Chatteerjee... they all are with me here. 💃💃💃

And last but not the least.
11 - Don't try to be oversmart.. I will be back anytime without informing you
👊👊👊😝😎😎😎


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