Departure Instructions Note from
Wife to Husband...

I am going to My Mom's Place for 6-7 days with kids &
These are the instructions and warning for you. . ⤵⤵⤵

1 - No need to call your friends and cousins.
Last time I got 4 large pizza bills beneath the sofa... 🍕🍕👫👬

2 - Don't forget mobile on the soap holder in the bathroom like last time...
Why would anyone need a mobile in the bathroom.?? 📱📱🛀🚾

3 - Keep your specs in the box..
Last time around it was found in the refrigerator. 👓👓

4 - Salary already paid to maid.
No need to be extra generous. 👯👯

5 - Don't disturb neighbors early in the morning asking if they have got newspaper or not??
Our newspaper vendor is different from theirs..
And our laundry person and milkman are also different. 📰📰🏠🏠

6 - Your Underwear are on left side of wardrobe and on right side are kid's...
Like last time, don't say I was uncomfortable at work.... 🏃🏃

7 - All reports have been checked and you are alright.
No need to go to that lady doctor again and again. 👩💉💊

8 - My sister and Bhabhi's birthdays have gone last month which you already attended.
No need to go to them at midnight and wish belated happy birthday.. 🎂🎁💏

9 - Have cut off WiFi for 10 days.
So sleep early.... 😴😴😴

10 - Stop smiling and being happy...
as Mrs. Khanna, Mrs. Avasthi, Mrs. Kulkarni, Mrs. Trivedi, Mrs. Ansari, Mrs. Rastogi, Mrs. Chatteerjee...
They all will be out of station in this period.... 💃💃💃

And last but not the least.

11 - Don't try to be oversmart..
I will be back anytime
without informing you
👊👊👊😝😎😎😎
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Happy vacations