Early morning Husband woke up his wife and asked her: "Honey would you like to join me for Yoga?"

She: "Ohh. So you mean to say I am fat?"

Hubby: "No. Yoga is good for health."

She: "Oh.. that means I am sick."

Hubby: "No no. If you don't want to get up, then it's OK."...

She: "So now you think I am lazy, ha?"

Hubby: "Nooo. You are misunderstanding me. I didn't mean...."

She: "Aha ! So I don't understand you, right?"

Hubby: "Now look I didn't say that."

She: "So am I lying? "

Hubby: "Arey yaar. Plz don't stretch it in the morning"

She: "Oh wow. So I am a quarrelsome lady."

Hubby: "All right ! Its better that I also don't go for Yoga."

She: "See ? You never wanted to go. Just wanted to blame me."

HUBBY: "Ok baba.. You go off to sleep. I am going alone.. happy?."

SHE: "You always go alone everywhere and enjoy."

Hubby: "Plz yaar. I am feeling giddy now "

She: "See? You are so selfish. Always think of yourself only. Never think of my health."
Grrrrrr...

Husband is sitting and thinking where he went wrong.

To all married men😛😛